I Ship My Adversary X Me

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From the hotel lobby to the elevator, and then from the elevator to Gu Yiliang's room, the total distance is less than 100 meters. I feel like I have completed the long march.

First of all, I have to cover his entire face with a mask to avoid paparazzi or illegitimate children who may appear in the corner at any time.

Secondly, I had to half-carry him to prevent him from standing unsteadily and falling to the ground to take root.

In the end, I had to reach out and grab his clothes and trousers, because as soon as he saw the elevator doors open and close, he immediately wanted to undress and unfasten his trousers——

This hand speed really deserves to be a high-level player who can score above 5000 points in DOTA. For a moment, I almost saw his gun, okay? Captain, don’t shoot me!

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As for the entanglement that he wanted to take off his clothes and pants in the elevator room, I insisted on not letting him take off his clothes and pants, and he just wanted to take off his clothes and pants, if it was filmed, the entertainment industry would explode tomorrow, and we both joined hands Going west, there are no bones left.

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Finally, I moved Gu Yiliang to the door of the room with good hands and feet. As soon as I took a breath, I saw him pat his pocket and turned to look at me in confusion: "... Where is my room card?"

I took a deep breath and took it back.

How do I know where your room card is? !

Seeing him swaying while patting himself, I quickly asked him to stand facing the wall with his hands on the wall, and patted his pockets to help him find the room card.

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The door to the room opposite the corridor in the corridor behind him opened suddenly, shut again with a bang, and opened again after a while.

The male protagonist poked his head out, looked at us for a few seconds, and breathed a sigh of relief: "It's you, I thought the anti-pornography came."

I:?Did I know something great?

Me: "Brother, help me contact the front desk of the hotel, Brother Gu is drunk and can't find the room card—"

The male protagonist: "Don't let him sleep by himself after drinking like this, don't throw up in the middle of the night and no one cleans up, and you didn't drink too much, just take care of him."

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hiss--

No, it's not that I didn't drink too much, how about I drink less than you?

Although my drinking capacity was well trained by Lao Huang, I actually walked around an arc when I walked. It was only because Gu Yiliang was so drunk that I didn't dare to get drunk.

What if something happens to him, then I will be widowed? !

And he is now in a state where he will draw a gun if he disagrees with him. I dare not be in the same room with him like this!

How can a drunk me save a drunk him? I'm afraid that if I can't help myself, I will fight him with a bayonet in a daze!

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By the time the bullet screen above was finished, Gu Yiliang had finished brushing her teeth in the bathroom of my room and was about to take a shower.

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I was circling around the bathroom in a daze, wondering if I should break in and put on a show of "Oh, I'm drunk, the floor is so slippery, I fell, why did I accidentally stab you in your arms?" ??", and was objectively limited by his own acting skills.

A drunk self and a drunk sweetheart are in the same room, how many possibilities can happen by adding, subtracting, multiplying and dividing?

What should I do now!How to do!Didn't write it in fanfiction? !

——Humanities!

Shocked, I quickly opened the old Ford and searched #妈子# Drunken, knocked on the bathroom door, and said solemnly: "I'm right outside, call me if you need anything!"

There was a hum in there.

650.5 [Yiliang Mobile Memo - Excerpt 2]

He pretended to be drunk too much, and was taken to his room by his opponent.

Drinking red wine and white wine mixed together did make me sick, and I did vomit, but the Yi consciousness was still there.

Why can't I keep typing?

I made a lot of typos, and I might be a little drunk.

that is drunk

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Why does it all say that Gu Yiliang won't pour a thousand cups and I'm so drunk?It is completely contrary to the reality, Detachment of Women, my relatives——

I was hurriedly browsing through the plots related to humanities when suddenly there was a bang and a low cry of pain from the bathroom.

Did he slip and fall? !

I hurriedly threw away the phone and went in directly: "Gu——"

Gu Yiliang stood half naked beside the turned on shower, with water stains on her trouser legs.

He stared at me blankly with reddish eyes, still holding the phone in his hand.

What is he doing, wanting to take a mandarin duck bath with his mobile phone in his pants?

I subconsciously glanced at the mobile phone in his hand, and he immediately hid the mobile phone behind his back without thinking.

Behind him is the turned on shower.

I watched helplessly as his mobile phone was washed black by the water.

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...drinking is bad for IQ.

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I asked, "Did it hit somewhere?"

He was silent, and answered aggrievedly: "...It's too tall, and it hit the shower."

I:"……"

Blame me!Blame me for not being taller than you!Lower the shower head!

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I was dizzy for a while, I don't know if I was drunk or was wronged by him, I wish a noble concubine fainted drunk and fell into his arms——

just.

Wearing pants and taking a shower with the mobile phone, hitting the shower head on the head, and scrapping the mobile phone...

In his current state, I'm afraid he doesn't even know who I am. In this situation, even if something happened, it doesn't make any sense. I'd better stop thinking about him.

Taking advantage of others is wrong!

Forced to brainwash myself, now I am straighter than a laser!

I rolled up my sleeves, grabbed the phone from his hand and put it aside, pulled off the shower, raised my chin at him, and ordered domineeringly, "Take off your pants."

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Woohoo!This line is so offensive!I never thought that there would be a day when I, Wei Yanzi, would be able to say this to Gu Yiliang!

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As a result, before my aggressiveness could be revealed for three seconds, a man rushed up and pushed me against the wall. The shower in my hand was knocked off by him, and the water sprayed all over the sky.

The back of my head almost hit the wall, and a pair of hands stretched out in time to cushion the back of my head, making a thud.

I was shocked and raised my hand to hold his wrist: "Is your hand okay?!"

Gu Yiliang didn't answer, she rubbed against me like a bear rubbing against a tree, something hard made me panic.

Aren't drunk people hard to get hard? !Why is he so talented? !

I just managed to brainwash myself!

Don't he think of me as someone else?

I gritted my teeth and pushed him: "What are you doing? Are you testing poison with silver needles on my body?!"

He looked at me ignorantly: "Is there poison in your [beep——]?"

I:"……"

It's not that he's already so drunk that he can't tell the difference between humans and animals, no, he's already so drunk that he can't recognize people, why is he still so unyielding?

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His eyes were drunk in the warm steam, and he stared straight at me. I was almost familiar with him. My whole body was twisting wildly like an inflatable plastic man outside a supermarket, and I was always held by his arms. with.

No matter how you say this car starts, it starts and doesn't say where it's going. I'm not prepared at all? !

No, if someone else faced this kind of situation, he might have sex with the levator anus, but I don’t want to have sex with him after drinking? !

Why don't we set up a table of wine and sit down and talk about it in detail before having sex? He probably doesn't even know who I am now, right? !

Besides, what I have on my body is a butt and it's not a fully automatic drum washing machine, nor does it have the function of automatic cleaning and automatic water discharge when it is turned on? !

My mind was chaotic and tens of thousands of horses were galloping. He rubbed against my body lightly and said in a low voice: "... okay?"

I:"……"

OK, the galloping Wanma was tripped up by his low and soft voice.

I was drunk anyway!

My heart froze, I shook my hands to untie his pants, and looked down at his——

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— Farewell!I, Wei Yanzi, take a step ahead, this journey is far away, I hope you will cherish it!

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What grows on my body is buttocks and not soft earth. If he hits this stick, I am afraid that I will be wiped out in ashes!

I woke up most of the time, but there was only darkness in front of my eyes. I helped him put on his trousers with shaking hands, zipped them up, fastened the buttons, and stroked the wrinkles on his trouser legs.

His eyelashes trembled, and he tilted his head in doubt: "...Yanyan?"

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?

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--Hello!I, Wei Yanzi, are back!

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The power gap lies here. I couldn't pull his hand around me, so I grabbed his hair and forced him to raise his head slightly: "...what did you call me?"

His expression looked even more puzzled, and he said hesitantly, "...Then, Xiao, Xiaowei?"

Wei, who is as small as your little mother!

The heart felt like a slit had been torn open, and the sweet smell was gurgling out, sweeter than all the sugar I had ever tasted.

Progress... 99%?

The corner of the mouth seemed to have a self-will, and it rose up disobediently. I tugged at his face: "Do you know who I am?"

"...Why don't you recognize me?" He said in a low voice, "I'm drunk, not stupid..."

Me: "...Who was the person who just put the phone under the shower?"

he:"……"

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He looked at me with his lips pursed, and pulled my pants lightly.

I was stunned, and the alarm bells rang in my heart, no, happiness belongs to happiness, joy belongs to joy, but I still don't want to be wiped out!

What to do? What to do? What to do--

Said it wasn't written in the almanac?

Is it inconvenient to say that my childhood is here?

Said that Qin Tianjian calculated that Wei Yueyan Chongyue?

I was flustered and thinking about how to get rid of this matter, but instead he lowered his eyes first and whispered: "...No need, without equipment, it will hurt you."

I:"……"

What is equipment?I went out to find a wild monster and beat it to see if it would drop? ?

But his appearance, tone of voice, and meaning hidden in his words are too arresting. For a moment, I wanted to rush out the door and go out to find wild monsters.

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I was thinking about where to find wild monsters, what level of wild monsters to find, and whether I could beat them, when Gu Yiliang suddenly put her face in front of me, her lips were only half a centimeter away from mine, The hot air in my breath hit my face little by little.

I burned with a bang, and scratched his back lightly with my fingers.

He asked, "...can I kiss you?"

Creeps!I'm going to find wild monsters now!Wild monster, wash your neck and wait for death! !

I replied: "...um."

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Kiss.

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Let it be ashes and ashes, 1 years is too long, I only fight for the day and night.