I Ship My Adversary X Me

34.

I think so.

The embarrassment of being bumped into by your parents while watching porn and masturbating is nothing more than that.

wrong.

The embarrassment of being bumped into by parents is nothing more than the embarrassment of watching super-heavy human-animal tentacles and multi-P hybrid pornographic handjobs.

35.

Locking the screen quickly, I turned the phone over and clasped it firmly, and smiled at Gu Yiliang, "Ah, hello."

"..." Gu Yiliang glanced at my phone, was silent for a moment, and then said hello to me.

I calmly found words to fill the boundless embarrassment: "We have quite a lot of scenes with each other, so let's play against each other when we have time."

"Well," he nodded, "I just joined the group, so I'm here to say hello to everyone."

There is nothing wrong with the content of the dialogue, but why do you feel that the word order is so chaotic?

I also nodded: "Oh, haha, did you come here after eating?"

He paused: "Not yet."

I couldn't take it anymore, the villain in my heart twitched in embarrassment.

36.

In the end, it was Xiao Chen who rescued me. He ran in with two cups of milk tea in a hurry and said, "You didn't say what ingredients you want to add, so I just bought two cups. Which one do you want to drink?"

He turned his head and found that Gu Yiliang was there, and immediately stood up straight in a serious manner, calling Gu Ge, and Gu Yiliang also said hello to him.

Finally found a topic to talk about, I said: "Wait a minute and turn it on, you can't do well if you haven't eaten, can you have a cup of milk tea to cushion your stomach?"

After I asked, I remembered that an article I just scanned seemed to mention that Gu Yiliang didn't like sweet drinks, so I added: "It's all less sugar, not too sweet."

Gu Yiliang was slightly taken aback, and nodded.

Ah, Xiao Chen, the embarrassing firefighter.

I thankfully took two cups of milk tea from him and took a closer look.

There is nothing added in one cup, pure milk tea, and the other cup is filled with coconut pudding pearl aloe vera jelly, squeezed together like a bottle of chowder in my hand.

37.

This kid is a fucking genius.

38.

Ah, Xiao Chen, the embarrassing arsonist.

I suppressed the embarrassing trembling all over my body, gritted my teeth and said to Gu Yiliang: "Look at this... If you don't mind, let's open both cups and mix the ingredients...?"

After saying one sentence, I was almost out of my body with embarrassment, and I was fully expecting that Gu Yiliang would wave his hand and say no, and then hurriedly left my lounge.

immediately.

39.

"Okay," he walked up to me and sat down, "do you have a knife?"

I stared at him blankly, but Xiao Chen repeatedly answered yes and yes, then found a clean fruit knife and handed it to him.

He gently scratched the plastic lids of the two cups of milk tea with the tip of a knife, tore open the seal, took out a spoon from the plastic bag, and asked me, "What do you want to add?"

As if waking up from a dream, I replied: "Jiangcao is fine."

He fished out all the grass jelly and put it into my cup, then asked, "Aren't you going to add anything else?"

I waved my hand: "No, no, you haven't eaten, so you should eat more to replenish your blood sugar."

He looked at the cup of rich milk tea in front of him with some embarrassment: "There are so many more, why don't you add something else?"

40.

I said, "Then add your WeChat."

41.

I must have been fooled by the same humanities.

Not only me, Gu Yiliang, but even Xiao Chen were stunned, and the three of them worked together to form a strange circle of silence.

42.

Xiao Chen probably couldn't stay any longer, so he made an excuse to go to the bathroom, and left first.

So only Gu Yiliang and I were left sitting in the lounge facing each other silently, so embarrassed that we couldn't tell each other apart.

It's still Gu Yiliang who knows how to be a human being. He broke the silence, took out his mobile phone and clicked on the QR code interface: "I forgot to add you before, I'm sorry."

I hastened to say: "No, no, what will happen."

I picked up my phone.

I put the phone back again.

I tried my best to maintain my composure, and smiled slightly: "Well, how about... I just use your mobile phone to search my WeChat account?"

He probably also remembered the scene he saw when he just entered the door, his movements froze without showing any trace, and he handed me the phone.

43.

Well, WeChat has been added.

Just think of it as contributing to the great cause of the Women's Army!

I fidgeted and bit the tip of the straw, watching Gu Yiliang slowly, uh, eating the full cup of milk tea.

The air is silent, only embarrassment is better than a thousand words.

It's still Gu Yiliang who knows how to be a human being. He turned his head to look at me, and politely praised: "You look pretty good, and the blue-gray suits you very well."

Here comes the time for business bragging!I looked at him dressed in brick red, and blurted out, "You look good too, you match me."

44.

God, how much I want to turn into a lightning rod that rises from the ground at this moment, so that thousands of thunder and lightning will bombard me, helping me soar in place.

Shoot me!Shoot me!

45.

Gu Yiliang was taken aback for a moment, and couldn't help laughing.

It's not the kind of dry laugh to relieve embarrassment, nor the kind of slightly sarcastic ridicule, but the kind of simple, very happy smile.

It was rare for him to sit so close to me, allowing me to receive the baptism of his flourishing beauty head-on.

Gangzhen, it’s not just the patriarch who poured a full banquet for him, I feel that the Nuwa Empress also came to get involved, and Michelangelo was probably asked to help him when pinching him, so I can’t help but look at his face Can write an essay on aesthetics and art appreciation.

46.

Just kidding, I'm not good at writing, so I can't write it.

But he is also so good-looking, he can almost lower people's heads with a smile on his face.

47.

But he must have laughed for too long, isn't it so funny?

I watched him smile and laugh, like golden ears of wheat that were blown down by the wind, like branches bent under the weight of numerous fruits, like a simple and honest farmer uncle bending over with a smile.

You see, I have finished reciting a nursery rhyme silently in my heart, and he is still laughing.

I couldn't help but push him: "What are you doing?"

He finally stopped laughing, but there was still a smile in his words: "Why didn't I find you so funny before."

I will answer this question instantly: "Because you don't have a pair of eyes that are good at discovering beauty?"

he:"……"

48.

I covered his mouth a second before he was about to laugh again.

His warm breath puffed at my fingertips, his brows furrowed slightly and then opened, and he blinked innocently.

It was about to turn on, and before I could let go of my hand and stand up, Xiao Chen pushed the door and ran in, yelling: "It's in place, it's in place——"

49.

Xiao Chen looked at me, then at Gu Yiliang, then at my hand covering Gu Yiliang's face, his face paled in shock, he turned around and slammed the door, stepped up to me, and sincerely persuaded: "Wei Brother, in a society ruled by law, murder is against the law!"

50.

I think this "Lanjue" can't be filmed anymore.

51.

I withdrew my hand tremblingly, and held my forehead tremblingly. I caught a glimpse of Gu Yiliang's hesitant expression from the corner of my eyes, and waved my hand tremblingly, signaling him to stop talking. Now I am pitiful, weak and helpless. Help, can not withstand any wind and rain and even a little bit of stimulation.

Apparently Gu Yiliang misunderstood my meaning of waving my hand, he smiled knowingly: "I'm not angry."

I don't……"

"It's just," he gave Xiao Chen a puzzled look, then turned his gaze back to me, "Why did you ask him to call you Viagra?"

52.

I fuck.

53.

OKAY.

I beg someone to do me a favor, bring me all my Zhangba Snake Spear, Zhuge Liannu, Tiger Head Zhan Golden Spear.

If you can't move it, you can give me a bottle of Michelle Banbu.