I Ship My Adversary X Me

347.

Gu Yiliang saw that my expression was different, she came over to look at my phone curiously, and then laughed out loud: "Ah, I didn't explain it clearly to her, she misunderstood."

No, then why are you laughing, hurry up and explain?

He thought for a while: "But this is also good, if there is something I can ask her to help a little, just treat you as the proprietress."

Just now it was so difficult to pronounce the word "boyfriend", but now the word "boss lady" can be blurted out?What can I do to help?Can you still bring your family to do business like this? ...

But these are not the point.

I was already used to being smashed by the huge candy he threw down every now and then. I secretly swallowed the candy without changing my face, and then looked at him sullenly: "Why am I the boss's wife? Tell her to change her words and change her words quickly!"

He groaned and lowered his hair to send a few WeChat messages.

348.

The Alipay information was shocked, and I looked down.

It was Gu Yiliang's assistant's reply: "Sorry, I'm sorry, I called you wrong just now, thank you sister-in-law!!"

I:"……"

Gu Yiliang, you drag the family to play with me, right? !Can I close the door and let Xiao Chen go? !

349.

I sent a WeChat message to Xiao Chen, the content is that Gu Yiliang will be responsible for your salary from next month.

The phone vibrated, and Xiao Chen's message came back quickly.

Orange Nuanyang: Hey, it's progressing so fast! Words are amazing, thank you brother-in-law for me!

350.

I blocked him.

351.

Although Gu Yiliang didn't see Xiao Chen's reply, but seeing my complexion changed, she smiled and raised her hand to pinch my face.

Just as he raised his hand, he slowly lowered it stiffly, and said dryly, "Well... good night then?"

"Well, good." It's really getting late, I stood up and walked to the door, "Isn't there a magazine page to be photographed tomorrow afternoon, you go to bed early, keep your spirits up, and look good on camera."

He also stood up and sent me to the door: "You too. Remember to bring a few sets of private clothes to avoid accidents."

I opened the door and went out: "The leading actors are all going to go, what can happen, okay, okay."

He walked out with me: "Well. If you can't sleep well, a steam eye mask is quite useful. I'll get some for you later."

I nodded emotionally: "Okay, okay, I have a sleep aid fragrance that is also very useful, and I will give you some later."

I stood still at the door of my room, and he also stood at the door of mine.

I took out my room card and opened the door, and walked a few steps into the room, and he followed a few steps hesitantly.

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What is this for, is it a gift for the Eighteenth Party?

I looked at him puzzled: "What's the matter, is there anything else?"

He faced me with a distressed face, pursed his lips, bit his lips, leaned forward slightly, and returned to his original position, hesitated to speak for a few times, and finally scratched his hair irritably.

I didn't quite understand what he was trying to do with this post, it couldn't be because he wanted to kiss me, so I tentatively said, "Retire without incident?"

He looked at me for a while, sighed and relieved, and said: "Good night."

Stuck for a long time just to say this?

I blinked, I couldn't understand him more and more.

353.

Sincerely said goodnight to Gu Yiliang, and finally sent the Buddha away.

I quickly removed my make-up, took a shower, washed and finished a set of skin care routines, and held up the phone with all my heart.

A tiring day is over!Time to treat yourself!

354.

With those two thunderous microblogs as the foreshadowing, today there is another live broadcast, even though Gu Yiliang gave a certain explanation, I still feel a little uneasy.

So even though I was eager to eat sugar again, I still took a look at the super chat of myself and Gu Yiliang, and then jumped out of the super chat and searched for our names and the keywords of the live broadcast.

355.

Overall, okay, everything is fine.

The fan filter is powerful, but also blind. They still love us deeply. Wei Fan seizes all the details and frantically licks the face value and character design. The only seedling CP fanxixi who hides in the steaming super talk said some ambiguous words, the love that should be loved, the hate that should be hated, nothing has changed because of a live broadcast, and it is still a prosperous scene.

356.

I was too worried, neither of us is a first-line traffic, and the setting of the king’s nemesis in the past three years is too popular. Once it’s sold, no one really buys it. The overall trend is only general at most. The ordinary icebreaker reconciled, and the navy bought by Sister Man was in troubled waters to fish in the middle of the mediation, grasping the extent of selling corruption, and just adding fuel to the flames to wash the mainstream general direction into a touching brotherhood.

As for those "ambiguous" words and interactions, it became a Rashomon. The pure fans and CP fans who ended up have their own opinions and rhetoric. The analysis is reasonable and well-founded, from micro-expression analysis to Modal particles, repeated deduction, all parties are saying the same thing.

In short, in the eyes of pure fans, no matter what CP fans say, they are rotten eyes, and in the eyes of CP fans, no matter what pure fans say, they are blind to true love. Both sides insist on their own opinions, and no one can persuade No one else, thus reaching a delicate stalemate and balance.

357.

Very good, continue to analyze, continue to brainstorm, and continue to maintain this kind of energy to explore the truth but get farther and farther away from the truth!

358.

My mood lightened, and I thought about how the Women's Army should have some new output and live a new year, right?

He hummed a little tune and clicked on Niangzichao.

Then received a wave of spiritual shock and baptism.

359.

This is more than just a lady's New Year.

This is the founding of the motherland!

360.

Question: How many possibilities can be derived from a 10-minute two-person live broadcast?

The Detachment of Women told me the answer: unlimited.

As one of the women's soldiers said: "The essence of the whole six and 10 minutes! The truth is that it is really looped seventeen times!"

There are many and dense hammers, a hundred questions about sex have been put into the archives, the physical strength gap has set the attack and receiving, and the steaming cook personally hand-picked the CP national anthem.

In the scene where Gu Yiliang was pressing on me, they were able to push my legs onto his waist without any trace of P pictures, I was convinced.

This is a bumper year, and this is a great country.

Although it is obvious that there is already too much sugar being poured on everyone, there are still unsatisfied people who are fighting at the forefront of deep sugar digging.

There is the microscope girl who cuts sugar frame by frame, the counter who counts the number of physical collisions we have had, there is a million tuner who turned Gu Yiliang's out-of-tune singing voice into an electronic sound, and there are unswervingly The "please please please" sounded like "kiss kiss" to the girl with the wind ear, and there was a treasure appraiser who bit the mosquito bag under my collarbone that was definitely a hickey——

361.

There is actually a psychoanalyst who swears that Gu Yiliang is jealous of his assistant brother.

I burst out laughing.

362.

In a word, lady isrio.

Do not question, do not refute.

Knowing the "truth" in advance, William William, who was still ridiculed by the crowd yesterday, has done a good job in his identity, and he has become the founding father of the country in one fell swoop, or the biggest winner.

363.

Cheerfully gulping down a circle of candy, I suddenly remembered that I had added a group of women eating candy, so I opened the group chat and took a look.

If you don't look at it, you will be shocked.

Maybe it’s too much sugar, and the group chat is not like Weibo, which is an open platform for everyone to see. The people in the group are in an extremely excited state. On average, every three sentences in the chat, there is a car heading to the city. edge open.

Hey, the little girls are young, so they know too many tricks!

I was blushing when I saw it, and hurriedly scrolled down the chat history, but my memory is so good, every word was seared into my brain, and even if I interrupted it, it was substituted into Gu Yiliang's face.

364.

I hung up my phone and calmed down.

Then he turned on his phone and continued looking for sugar.

365.

Carefully filtering out all the violent words, I found that in the group, there is a female army named Liangyue Wuyan who speaks very frequently, looks very respected, and occasionally releases some material that is said to be a hammer.

Why Gu Yiliang and I have been together since we were 17 years old, why we have already obtained a certificate abroad, why I bought a small apartment in Amsterdam as a birthday present for him, why I had a fever during Chinese New Year, Gu Yiliang drove to my city from hundreds of kilometers away to visit me...

……

It would be more credible to say that Gu Yiliang would be jealous of Xiao Chen.

I scrolled to the bottom and saw the latest discussion.

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Liangyue Wuyan: There is a high probability that they will spend Chinese New Year together next year.

Women's Army 1: Platoon

Detachment of Women 2: Sure, hehehe, I can't see the cool smile, how can I sleep

Detachment of Women 3: [Speech too pornographic and violent, the system will automatically block it]

Unspeakable: ... When will they spend Chinese New Year together?

Liangyue is speechless: Show the way to the tall buildings in the rabbit area, the newcomers can climb by themselves!

Unspeakable: I’m done climbing, that piece of information is not accurate, Yanyan was on vacation with his family abroad during Chinese New Year last year, there are pictures on his ins.

Liangyue is speechless: That picture has no positioning, it looks like an old picture at first glance, and it is specially posted to deceive people~

Unspeakable: I just searched for pictures posted by others at the same time and place, look at that billboard. 【picture】

Liangyue Wuyan: Yanyan did not appear in the picture~ I borrowed someone else's picture~

Unspeakable:.Is it too far-fetched?

Liangyue is speechless: Do you not believe that the lady is already together?

Unspeakable: ?

Unspeakable: They were never together.

Liangyue is speechless: Then why do you join this group?

William William: Don't quarrel.

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I keenly read the displeasure and threat in her tone, which was a bit inexplicable.

Liangyue has no words: If you have the hammer, let it go, don't question other people's feelings

Unspeakable:  …

No, Gu Yiliang and I don't have any relationship to question at all? !

Thinking about appeasing the little girl's emotions, I typed slowly.

Unspeakable: there is sugar.

Unspeakable: the salaries of the two assistants are paid by each other.

Liangyue is speechless: Heh, is it interesting to make up this kind of material that looks fake at first sight? Are you afraid of knocking your teeth when you make sugar?goodbye.

[You have been kicked out of the group chat. 】

368.

I fuck.

369.

I cook it alone?Refuted a fake?Sent a real candy?And then kicked by my own CP group?

Hello?Could this world be any more magical? ?

370.

I stared at the chat screen in disbelief, wondering if the world was crazy or I was.

William Lianwei privately chatted with me a few messages, I didn't bother to read them, and lay on the bed depressed, doubting life sullenly.

We weren't together in the first place, so can you still blame me?

371.

The phone vibrated once, and then several times in a row.

Unhappily, I turned on the screen, clicked into WeChat, and found that it was Gu Yiliang who was looking for me.

372.

Liam: Are you asleep?

Liam: I signed some mobile phone cases, and I will get some for you to sign tomorrow, and then give it to the company for a lucky draw.

Liam: I only signed the Chinese name for the fans, the one in your hand is a special edition ^^

Liam: good night, sweet dreams

373.

I stared blankly at the silly smiley face symbol, slowly locked the screen, and rolled from one end of the bed to the other end of the bed.

Rolled from there to this end little by little.

Repeat this several times.

Afterwards, he slowly unlocked the screen and replied good night to him.

Then covered his head with a blanket.

374.

I have cooking specials for my sugar!Whenever I'm in a bad mood, come and coax me by steaming!All I got was real candy!

Go drink those artificial flavors!

what!what!what!