I Ship My Adversary X Me

296.

Sing a ghost!

The company wants us to "sell" rot, not let us really rot ourselves!

In connection with the previous article, we are now inexplicably living together and going to bed together, and we have to wear couple costumes in the play, and then sing a chorus of a lady, let's just quit the circle and go abroad to get married.

297.

I played dumb: "Does Jay Chou have this song?"

Gu Yiliang was surprised: "Are you a post-zero child?"

"...Oh, my lady, old song," I struggled to pretend to understand, "I can't even remember the words."

He took the mobile phone I put on the table and shook it in front of the camera majesticly: "It's okay, you can check it now."

298.

hand!machine!shell!

299.

My heart burst, and I tried my best to control my body language, like persuading a gangster with a gun to take hostages, slowly swinging my hands down, signaling him to put down my phone quickly, and said: "The tempo of this song is weird, and rap , it’s not easy to sing.”

He completely ignored my signal, and glanced at the live broadcast room: "A lot of people want to listen to it, they are swiping the screen, so just sing it, if you can't sing it well, it's just to entertain the public."

No, the lady they painted is not the name of the song!

I looked at Gu Yiliang in distress - and unlocked my phone directly.

……

300.

I was stunned, and he was also stunned. There was a ten-second blank silence in the comments in the live broadcast room.

He looked at the phone interface that obviously didn't belong to him, and reacted, and handed the phone to me: "Sorry, I thought it was my phone...your password is also 8888."

I laughed dryly: "Yes, Geely."

He nodded again and again: "Mine too, easy to remember."

301.

Just stop dying!

He entered the password without even looking at it. Even I thought he unlocked it with his fingerprints.

302.

I smiled with tears in my eyes: "Then sing, hurry up, and I'll treat you to supper after singing."

Anyway, it doesn’t make any sense to sing or not to sing. To end this catastrophe quickly, I can still eat a meal at the pho stand next to the production team before I am forced to quit the circle.

I'm afraid I won't be able to eat it in the future.

303.

A song is over.

Gu Yiliang looked at me in surprise, and boasted with a smile: "So you can sing so well, and you were still humble just now."

Yes, I can sing originally, I have learned it professionally, and just now I have [-]% focus on singing.

After all, this will most likely be the last song I sing in front of the camera.

I rolled my eyes at him, cupped my fists and cupped my hands: "The sound condition is not as good as yours, so I can only find a tune with Kaka."

He smiled and shoved me lightly, then made a crying face to the live broadcast room: "Yanyan said I couldn't find the beat and was out of tune."

Just stop talking!

I pulled him back, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "It's hard to sing, but you have to sing..."

"Then change to something better to sing next time?" He asked me with a smile.

I said yes and yes, and I thought, where will the next time be, next time you can change to another CP to sing with you.

304.

We exchanged a few natural paragraphs with a standard business smile and business. Gu Yiliang leaned over and picked up the phone, and said some concluding remarks with me, and finally pressed the button to stop the live broadcast, ending this for me An hour of horror.

……

I was paralyzed on the sofa like a big salted fish, gasping for breath, crying endlessly, and speaking in silence.

Gu Yiliang simply tidied up her things, looked back and saw that I was still paralyzed, walked over and pushed my waist.

I said weakly: "What are you doing?"

He replied: "Help you turn over?"

I stood up like a salted fish, sat up neatly, and said in a hateful voice: "Gu Yiliang!"

He looked at me naively and ignorantly with an ignorant face: "Huh?"

I looked into his innocent eyes, flipped the words of accusation on the tip of my tongue a few times, and finally waved my hand: "...Forget it, let's go have a late-night snack."

He bent his eyes: "Yeah."

305.

He was smiling and walking like flying, I had a bitter face and my steps were vain.

I walked all the way to the destination and sat down after ordering food. I supported my heavy head and watched him take apart the sterilized bowls and chopsticks and pour hot water to sterilize them.

Probably seeing that I had been silent for too long, he reached out to rub my head, but was slapped away by my paw.

With a muffled laugh, he pushed the hot bowls and chopsticks in front of me, took my set and took it apart: "Angry? After all, it's the company's request—"

I interrupted him in a muffled voice: "Then you have to master the speed..."

and many more.

I swallowed my words and looked at him with round eyes: "Do you know that the company wants us to sell rot?"

What happened to the brotherhood link that broke through the sky in the first half? ? ?

He touched the tip of his nose: "...I know."

I looked at him with a broken expression: "Huh?!"

306.

The skewers came up first, and he took the bamboo sticks out and put the meat into my bowl: "I didn't intend to follow the company's request, but we are not short of this level of heat, and I didn't rely on this to get the show. "

He paused for a moment, then continued: "Besides, you are also very cooperative, and it is very exciting to resist the company..."

Isn't that because I can't be compared by you!

I adjusted my expression, picked up a pair of chopsticks, and placed them near his mouth like a reporter interviewing: "Then, what made you change your mind?"

He was silent for a while, and said: "Suddenly realized that the heat is too much and it doesn't overwhelm you. It's good to add a little heat, maybe it can broaden the way of the show?"

Before I could speak, he changed into a accusing tone: "I originally wanted to ask you to talk a little bit, share a peach with you and it's over, but you didn't cooperate again——I'm so wronged by selling rotten things to me. You……"

Blame me for co-authoring? !I'm not your imperial concubine, it's useless for me to show a crying face——

Still somewhat useful.

My voice trembled: "Blame me, blame me for not reacting. But speed, grasp the speed, good brother—"

He froze slightly after being called out by me, seeing my face ready to cry, he laughed suddenly: "What are you afraid of?"

This look of confidence is really infuriating, I took a bite of meat angrily: "Of course you have acting skills and strength, I am not afraid, I am already a line behind you, and I am inferior to you in every aspect. The pot is all on my head, okay?"

307.

He: "...you can think about what you said again."

Me: "...not short, not short, very long!"

308.

He was laughing so hard that he was shaking himself to pieces. I pushed him in shame and angrily before he managed to calm down. He stabilized his voice: "I'm sure."

I stared dead: "Then your speed may not be the same as mine."

He said: "What do you think is a problem, you can talk about it."

Me: "Words?"

He: "Isn't your assistant and your fans calling it that? They all think it's okay in the comments."

Me: "Is it noisy enough for me to rest?"

He: "We live next door, the second brother Guan Wu is powerful, knocking on the door so loudly."

Me: "What time do you go to bed?"

He: "You answered very clearly. The Chinese language is extensive and profound. It's their fault that they misunderstood."

Me: "Our costumes in the play match well?"

He: "Isn't that what you said?"

I:"……"

309.

Blame me!It's all my fault!

My existence was a mistake!

310.

I shook the phone in my hand: "...how should I explain the phone case?"

He took a sip of Jiaduobao and blinked: "Go back and sign a few more with me, and weibo lottery will distribute fan benefits."

... What a genius, even his Weibo can explain it.

He tugged at my face: "Originally selling rot was only for the first year of junior high school, and the rest of the fifteenth year was left to the fans to make up for themselves. There is no problem with our interaction at all, it is open and aboveboard. You just think too much -"

It seems... is this the truth?But can you not think too much? I myself am our CP fan!

After listening to his seemingly well-founded explanation, my heart is a little settled.

I poked the fried rice noodles on the plate with the tip of my chopsticks, and hesitantly tried: "...why do you have to be a lady?"

"Ah?" He looked at me puzzled, "Didn't it be ordered by a fan?"

311.

So you are very proficient in everything except the lady? !

A steamer who doesn't even know the name of the CP can accurately sprinkle every bite of sugar, what kind of good fortune is this!

312.

I looked up at the sky, thinking that it’s all right, I’ll trouble Sister Man, let her work harder, and control the direction of public opinion, and then look forward to some unexpected event in the entertainment industry tomorrow, and let this matter Cover it up, if you can't find a few more rumors about me, let the lady's heat drop, after a while Gu Yiliang and I will be able to say goodbye to each other and live happily on our own.

Gu Yiliang saw that my complexion was slightly relaxed, and he also breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "Are you really so unhappy? Is it so uncomfortable to sell rot with me?"

I bit the barbecue and said in a low voice, "How can I? The main reason is that my business ability is too poor, and I don't belong to the right family. I don't deserve you."

He bent his eyes and smiled: "Didn't I tell you to teach you how to act? You should work hard."

What does this mean... is it settled?

I was so fascinated by his smile that I even forgot that the company might not intend for us to sell CP for a long time, so I foolishly replied: "Oh, yes."

He nodded, took another skewer for me, and picked all the crispy bones into my bowl.

313.

I watched his movements, and my heart was slightly touched.

Squeezing my face, rubbing my head and covering my shoulders, I said everything along with me, coaxed me when I found out that I was unhappy, and didn't dislike my lack of business level, and said that I would help me improve.

He will call out to care about me from a distance, give me benefits secretly, adjust the camera at my request, forcefully ask me to eat dinner, iron and disinfect the dishes for me, and notice that I like to eat Brittle bones.

My business partner is really perfect, and the candy he sends out is very delicious.

314.

Then suddenly I realized.

None of this was requested by the company, nor was it in front of the camera?