I Ship My Adversary X Me

255.

Gu Yiliang patted me on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Xiao Wei hasn't had dinner yet, let him have a sandwich, let me interact with you first, do you have any questions for me?"

Pat, shoulder clap?Xiao, Xiaowei?

I fell into a whole new level of daze.

256.

Before I walked into this small room for live broadcasting, I was still worried about whether Gu Yiliang, an old artist with both virtue and skill, would not agree with this kind of propaganda that sells corruption as a gimmick.

257.

I was worrying too much.

He obviously has a completely different and far-reaching understanding of the brotherhood in double quotation marks in the company's requirements.

258.

Goodbye, the affectionate gaze that I imagined would be intercepted by the Detachment of Women.

Goodbye, the ambiguous love words that I imagined would be recorded by the Detachment of Women.

Goodbye to the intimate GIFs I envisioned being cut by the Women's Army.

……

259.

Why is it that when you don't need sugar, you scatter flowers without thinking, but when you need sugar, you suddenly put into gear and brake the car?

Gu Yiliang, you give me back my sweet spiritual food!

260.

"Swipe slowly, I can't even see the problem," he reached out and clicked the comment under my weeping eyes, "Did you turn on the beauty face? ——It's turned on, do you want to turn it off? "

Without waiting for a response from the comments, he directly turned off the filter for beautification, and took a picture of the camera: "There is no difference."

Ah, I watched before my eyes as things slid into an abyss beyond my control.

There was laughter and praise in the comments, he flipped through the comments again, and read: "...the lip color is so pretty, what color lipstick did you use?"

I felt a chill, it was over.

"Lipsticks also have shades? Isn't it only available in lipsticks? I didn't ask the stylist..." He wiped his lips and glanced at the back of his hand, "It's transparent, so it should be called a transparent shade."

Where did the transparent color come from? Wake up!

……

261.

By the time I ate an entire sandwich with difficulty, the situation was out of control.

Gu Yiliang portrayed the image of a silly straight man vividly and vividly, and under his background, there were several comments similar to "Wei Yanzi looks so good sitting next to Gu Yiliang" sunspot remarks.

262.

I fuck.

263.

Isn't it straighter than anyone else? !Can I, a genuine straight man, still lose? !

264.

I crumpled up the paper package of the sandwich, and under the witness of the camera, I threw the paper ball into the trash can in the corner of the room with a hook, and made a ball with my fists and elbows. In!In a 6666 comment, he gave Gu Yiliang a high-five tacitly, and slapped him on the shoulder: "I'm full, thank you brother."

He let out a muffled laugh, put his arms on his thighs, leaned his upper body slightly forward, and assumed the standard posture of a straight man watching a game: "Come on, reply to the comments."

I spread my knees, brushed my hair back casually, and Da Ma leaned back on the sofa: "Okay."

265.

Others open a live broadcast to sell rot, we open a live broadcast to sell straight, the first case in the entertainment industry, and the grand occasion is unprecedented.

266.

Comments: "Severe cold and still insist on watching the live broadcast, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh so handsome, I'm dead, you two saw me, saw me!!!"

Gu Yiliang: "Drink more hot water to moisten your throat."

Me: "Open the doors and windows and ventilate frequently."

Comment: "Interactive, interactive, interactive, please interactive. Recently, there is a shortage of songs. What songs are you two listening to recently? Ball recommends it!!!"

Gu Yiliang: "Teacher Yan Weiwen's songs are pure and simple."

Me: "Teacher Jiang Dawei's song is beautiful and smooth."

Comments: "Choose one for breasts, buttocks and legs, hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe (this question will not exceed the outline)

Gu Yiliang: "The legs need to be long."

Me: "Legs, keep them straight."

Comments: "Both of them like to play games!!! Sister who is dead house for resonance ah ah ah, king glory dotalol, will you play?

Gu Yiliang: "I like it, King of Fighters. Dota 5000 points, let's watch him in black."

Me: "I like it, Street Fighter. LOL master rank, welcome to fight."

Comment: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Gu Yiliang: "Dabao SOD honey."

Me: "Johnson's Baby Moisturizer."

Comments: "Flop! Flip me! What hobbies do you two have that have nothing to do with work in your spare time? Do you go shopping, travel and watch movies! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos.

Gu Yiliang: "Jogging."

Me: "Weightlifting."

267.

Comments: "I'm late, Wucao, what happened to my old swan, the two of you are answering the 100 questions about husband and wife sex?????"

Gu Yiliang: "?"

I quickly slid this comment up.

268.

Gu Yi smiled and poked my biceps: "Can you lift weights?"

I gave him a white look: "How about I give you a try?"

He nodded: "Okay, don't throw me."

I:"?"

I looked blankly at Gu Yiliang pulling me to stand up, and hung himself in my arms: "Come and try it, and have a supper."

269.

No, you listen to my explanation, I just answered so casually!

Gu Yiliang, what the hell is going on with you!You have to play me to death, don't you!

270.

The fans in the live broadcast room didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and they all booed and made noises. Gu Yiliang smiled until his eyes were crooked, which caused a lot of ghosts and wolves in the comments.

It is about the dignity of men, and the people in the studio are watching it all the time.

Lift it up!I gritted my teeth in my heart, and with a calm smile on my face, I bent down and picked up his leg, and with a sudden force in my arm——

271.

——Leading others fall on their backs to the sofa.

272.

He pressed his hand on the back of the sofa next to my face, supported his body in time, bowed his head and laughed non-stop.

This posture is too intimate, half of his body is pressed against me, and the light scent of perfume envelops me tightly. I look at his slightly trembling eyelashes with the laughter, and my heart is completely out of control. out of beat.

He looked up into my eyes, barely stopped laughing: "A midnight snack, put it on the account."

His smiling eyes were so beautiful and bright that I forgot to breathe for a moment.

273.

It seems that I forgot something else.

274.

The live broadcast is still on, my goodness! ! ! ! !