Ruan Meizhi was woken up early in the morning by his mobile phone alarm clock.
He opened his eyes in a daze, scratched his hair and was about to get up from the bed.
But when he saw the figure squatting beside his bed, he was shocked and almost rolled out of bed with the quilt.
"The..."
The figure slowly raised his head like a slow motion in a movie, revealing a pair of eyes with thick dark circles under his black and messy bangs, and his tone was very resentful: "It's..."
Ruan Meizhi suddenly trembled: "What's wrong?"
"That's it! I was thinking about a problem last night!"
Ruan Meizhi blinked: "What's the problem?"
The man let out a long sigh, hugged his head and wailed: "Why don't I even have a girl fan? One! One! All! No! Yes!"
Ruan Meizhi patted the man's head with pity, and said with a smile, "Silly boy, because you are a stallion writer, how can there be girls fans when you write stallion novels?"
Center the red heart.
The man fell down with an "ow" while hugging his stabbing chest.
Ruan Meizhi sighed, then walked past the corpse and went into the bathroom to wash up.
After washing up, Ruan Meizhi adjusted her appearance in front of the mirror.
In the mirror is a baby face that looks young, with delicate eyebrows and eyes, refreshing and clean. If you only look at this face, you may be believed if you say that he is only seventeen or eighteen years old.
But in fact, he is 28 years old this year.
For Ruan Meizhi, having such a baby face has both advantages and disadvantages.
The advantage is that it is easy to make people feel good, and you can get twice the result with half the effort.
The downside is...it is especially easy to provoke salty hands on the bus/train/subway and other means of transportation.
Ruan Meizhi seems to be born with the physique of provoking salty pig hands. Since he was a child, he doesn't know how many times he has been sneaked on his ass.
Of course, compared to his face, it was his name that hurt Ruan Meizhi's egg more.
Although the name Ruan Meizhi is quite elegant at first glance, it is still quite elegant at second glance, but once you pronounce it, there is something wrong no matter how you pronounce it. Since a few years ago, two- The dimensional vocabulary became popular, and Ruan Meizhi, who swaggered through the market with such a name every day, was under a lot of pressure.
During his four years in college, Ruan Meizhi's roommates often called him "soft girl" and "sister" one by one...it was unbearable to look back on.
Fortunately, after working, Ruan Meizhi began to share a house with others outside, and then he met the most important friend in his life... No, it was a person with an even more painful name than him, that is, the one who was wearing a black hat just now. The one with eye circles.
After knowing that the little friend's name was Xiao Luoli, Ruan Meizhi's heart was instantly balanced.
The moment the two learned each other's name, a great revolutionary friendship immediately arose between them.
After finishing her appearance, Ruan Meizhi smiled at the mirror.
The handsome young man in the mirror turned his mouth slightly, revealing two small dimples on his cheeks and two small canine teeth.
...looks younger/toothier.
He sighed, and couldn't help but reach out and touch his smooth chin. It's not like he didn't think about growing his beard to increase his masculinity, but his face is too tender, and growing a beard is nondescript, like wearing a fake child with beard.
After Ruan Meizhi finished tidying herself, she turned and left the bathroom.
Xiao Luoli watched helplessly as Ruan Meizhi changed her clothes and was about to go out, and quickly hugged Ruan Meizhi's thigh: "Zhizhi! Tell me! What can I do to get a girl fan!"
Ruan Meizhi sighed, and touched Xiao Luoli's dog's head: "Sao Nian, give up, you won't have girls fans."
"No! I don't believe it!"
"Otherwise, you should write Tanmei novels," Ruan Meizhi said casually, "Maybe you will have girls fans."
Xiao Luoli's eyes lit up immediately: "It makes sense!"
He immediately stood up, turned around and rushed into the room, typing on the keyboard with excitement.
Ruan Meizhi looked at Xiao Luoli's back silently, shook her head, turned around and went out to go to work.
Ruan Meizhi and Xiao Luoli have been renting together for nearly six years, and they know each other well. Xiao Luoli knows that Ruan Meizhi is one of the editors of the most popular girl magazine "Cherry", and Ruan Meizhi also knows that Xiao Luoli's family is very rich, but he just can't think about going to be an Internet worker. Writer, but he has been struggling to code for more than six years, and he is still only a third-rate stallion writer.
But Ruan Meizhi is no better than Xiao Luoli, he is only a small editor so far.
Ruan Meizhi soon walked to the bus station, ready to take the bus back to the company to work.
Because it was the rush hour for commuting at this time, there were a lot of people. When the bus came, everyone swarmed up and squeezed up. Ruan Meizhi, who had thin arms and legs, almost didn't squeeze up. Fortunately, at the critical moment, the driver with a loud voice said: "Inside Squeeze in again! Squeeze again!"
The carriage was crowded again, and finally a small half space was vacated. Ruan Meizhi managed to squeeze in, and before he could stand still, the driver had already stepped on the gas pedal.
After two stops, the number of people on the bus gradually decreased. Ruan Meizhi didn't expect to find a seat to sit down, but she still walked inside and found a place to stand by the glass window.
The familiar scenery outside the window flashed by, and when he was drowsy from the swaying bus, a hand suddenly and quietly touched his buttocks.
Ruan Meiyi didn't realize it at first, thinking that someone just bumped into him by accident.
It wasn't until he realized that the hand not only didn't withdraw, but touched for a while intensified, did he react instantly.
Damn it, his physique of provoking salty pig hands has exploded again!
His mouth twitched suddenly.
Just when Ruan Meizhi was thinking about whether he should turn back and throw a left uppercut, or turn around and hit a roundabout kick, he suddenly realized that this place was two stops away from his company... In case that guy came back after he finished punching what to do?He is still very self-aware about his delicate body and short legs that are easy to push down.
So Ruan Meizhi gritted her teeth silently and decided to endure the two stops first, then punched her twice when she was about to get off the car, and then turned around and ran away.
Ruan Meizhi silently moved aside, trying to get rid of that salty pig's hand.
But the person behind him probably thought that he didn't dare to say anything, so he got even worse and touched him vigorously!
Just when Ruan Meizhi couldn't bear it anymore and the bus was about to arrive at the stop, he was about to turn around and slap his paw, but the next moment, that salty pig's hand suddenly disappeared.
Ruan Mei looked back subconsciously, and then he saw a hand suspected to be the salty pig's hand just now being firmly grasped by another hand. The other hand was white and strong, with slender and beautiful fingers, a pair of very beautiful hands.
As a hand controller, Ruan Meizhi was immediately attracted by the hands. They were a pair of very beautiful hands... The only shortcoming was that there was a dark pink long and narrow scar on the inside of the wrist.
That slightly hideous scar was like a blemish on a beautiful jade, destroying this perfection.
Before Ruan Meizhi could think too much, the bus had already arrived, and he was immediately squeezed by the people who got off the bus.
He opened his eyes in a daze, scratched his hair and was about to get up from the bed.
But when he saw the figure squatting beside his bed, he was shocked and almost rolled out of bed with the quilt.
"The..."
The figure slowly raised his head like a slow motion in a movie, revealing a pair of eyes with thick dark circles under his black and messy bangs, and his tone was very resentful: "It's..."
Ruan Meizhi suddenly trembled: "What's wrong?"
"That's it! I was thinking about a problem last night!"
Ruan Meizhi blinked: "What's the problem?"
The man let out a long sigh, hugged his head and wailed: "Why don't I even have a girl fan? One! One! All! No! Yes!"
Ruan Meizhi patted the man's head with pity, and said with a smile, "Silly boy, because you are a stallion writer, how can there be girls fans when you write stallion novels?"
Center the red heart.
The man fell down with an "ow" while hugging his stabbing chest.
Ruan Meizhi sighed, then walked past the corpse and went into the bathroom to wash up.
After washing up, Ruan Meizhi adjusted her appearance in front of the mirror.
In the mirror is a baby face that looks young, with delicate eyebrows and eyes, refreshing and clean. If you only look at this face, you may be believed if you say that he is only seventeen or eighteen years old.
But in fact, he is 28 years old this year.
For Ruan Meizhi, having such a baby face has both advantages and disadvantages.
The advantage is that it is easy to make people feel good, and you can get twice the result with half the effort.
The downside is...it is especially easy to provoke salty hands on the bus/train/subway and other means of transportation.
Ruan Meizhi seems to be born with the physique of provoking salty pig hands. Since he was a child, he doesn't know how many times he has been sneaked on his ass.
Of course, compared to his face, it was his name that hurt Ruan Meizhi's egg more.
Although the name Ruan Meizhi is quite elegant at first glance, it is still quite elegant at second glance, but once you pronounce it, there is something wrong no matter how you pronounce it. Since a few years ago, two- The dimensional vocabulary became popular, and Ruan Meizhi, who swaggered through the market with such a name every day, was under a lot of pressure.
During his four years in college, Ruan Meizhi's roommates often called him "soft girl" and "sister" one by one...it was unbearable to look back on.
Fortunately, after working, Ruan Meizhi began to share a house with others outside, and then he met the most important friend in his life... No, it was a person with an even more painful name than him, that is, the one who was wearing a black hat just now. The one with eye circles.
After knowing that the little friend's name was Xiao Luoli, Ruan Meizhi's heart was instantly balanced.
The moment the two learned each other's name, a great revolutionary friendship immediately arose between them.
After finishing her appearance, Ruan Meizhi smiled at the mirror.
The handsome young man in the mirror turned his mouth slightly, revealing two small dimples on his cheeks and two small canine teeth.
...looks younger/toothier.
He sighed, and couldn't help but reach out and touch his smooth chin. It's not like he didn't think about growing his beard to increase his masculinity, but his face is too tender, and growing a beard is nondescript, like wearing a fake child with beard.
After Ruan Meizhi finished tidying herself, she turned and left the bathroom.
Xiao Luoli watched helplessly as Ruan Meizhi changed her clothes and was about to go out, and quickly hugged Ruan Meizhi's thigh: "Zhizhi! Tell me! What can I do to get a girl fan!"
Ruan Meizhi sighed, and touched Xiao Luoli's dog's head: "Sao Nian, give up, you won't have girls fans."
"No! I don't believe it!"
"Otherwise, you should write Tanmei novels," Ruan Meizhi said casually, "Maybe you will have girls fans."
Xiao Luoli's eyes lit up immediately: "It makes sense!"
He immediately stood up, turned around and rushed into the room, typing on the keyboard with excitement.
Ruan Meizhi looked at Xiao Luoli's back silently, shook her head, turned around and went out to go to work.
Ruan Meizhi and Xiao Luoli have been renting together for nearly six years, and they know each other well. Xiao Luoli knows that Ruan Meizhi is one of the editors of the most popular girl magazine "Cherry", and Ruan Meizhi also knows that Xiao Luoli's family is very rich, but he just can't think about going to be an Internet worker. Writer, but he has been struggling to code for more than six years, and he is still only a third-rate stallion writer.
But Ruan Meizhi is no better than Xiao Luoli, he is only a small editor so far.
Ruan Meizhi soon walked to the bus station, ready to take the bus back to the company to work.
Because it was the rush hour for commuting at this time, there were a lot of people. When the bus came, everyone swarmed up and squeezed up. Ruan Meizhi, who had thin arms and legs, almost didn't squeeze up. Fortunately, at the critical moment, the driver with a loud voice said: "Inside Squeeze in again! Squeeze again!"
The carriage was crowded again, and finally a small half space was vacated. Ruan Meizhi managed to squeeze in, and before he could stand still, the driver had already stepped on the gas pedal.
After two stops, the number of people on the bus gradually decreased. Ruan Meizhi didn't expect to find a seat to sit down, but she still walked inside and found a place to stand by the glass window.
The familiar scenery outside the window flashed by, and when he was drowsy from the swaying bus, a hand suddenly and quietly touched his buttocks.
Ruan Meiyi didn't realize it at first, thinking that someone just bumped into him by accident.
It wasn't until he realized that the hand not only didn't withdraw, but touched for a while intensified, did he react instantly.
Damn it, his physique of provoking salty pig hands has exploded again!
His mouth twitched suddenly.
Just when Ruan Meizhi was thinking about whether he should turn back and throw a left uppercut, or turn around and hit a roundabout kick, he suddenly realized that this place was two stops away from his company... In case that guy came back after he finished punching what to do?He is still very self-aware about his delicate body and short legs that are easy to push down.
So Ruan Meizhi gritted her teeth silently and decided to endure the two stops first, then punched her twice when she was about to get off the car, and then turned around and ran away.
Ruan Meizhi silently moved aside, trying to get rid of that salty pig's hand.
But the person behind him probably thought that he didn't dare to say anything, so he got even worse and touched him vigorously!
Just when Ruan Meizhi couldn't bear it anymore and the bus was about to arrive at the stop, he was about to turn around and slap his paw, but the next moment, that salty pig's hand suddenly disappeared.
Ruan Mei looked back subconsciously, and then he saw a hand suspected to be the salty pig's hand just now being firmly grasped by another hand. The other hand was white and strong, with slender and beautiful fingers, a pair of very beautiful hands.
As a hand controller, Ruan Meizhi was immediately attracted by the hands. They were a pair of very beautiful hands... The only shortcoming was that there was a dark pink long and narrow scar on the inside of the wrist.
That slightly hideous scar was like a blemish on a beautiful jade, destroying this perfection.
Before Ruan Meizhi could think too much, the bus had already arrived, and he was immediately squeezed by the people who got off the bus.
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