Faithful Dog Guidebook [Quick Transmigration]

Zhou Yu was wearing a black Hepburn little black dress, with long lace gloves on his arms. The hem of the skirt that originally reached his calves could only reach above his knees after he sat down, revealing a beautiful calf.

The weather today is indeed as Gein said, it is very clear, the sun is a little too bright, Zhou Yu is wearing a pair of big black pants on his face, and a pair of patent leather high heels on his feet. The sofa sat down.

"Hello, what do you need..." The waiter in charge of hospitality came over.

"I don't want ice in a glass of ice water." Zhou Yu replied, pointing to Gein next to him, "Pick him some decent clothes."

"Oh~ okay." The saleswoman in the store didn't know what to think, she had a knowing look in her eyes, "Wait a minute, we will prepare the outfit for this gentleman."

"Ah, so what... I just came in to take a look..." Gein, who was walking into such a high-end luxury clothing store for the first time, felt quite restrained with nowhere to put his hands and feet.

"Sir, your body proportions are very good. You must pay attention to exercise, right?" The salesman scanned him up and down for a while with eyes comparable to X-rays, and started the business promotion mode.

"Thank me……"

"Would you like to try this shirt, it's a new product we just launched this season, oh yes, there's also this tie, it goes with it." The salesperson said in the tone of Ollivander's store manager promoting a magic wand He said exaggeratedly, "You are so handsome and young, and you look better than all the models in our store. You must be very handsome in this suit."

"Uh, I think..."

"Don't want that tie, it's not buying insurance." An indifferent voice came from the side.

Zhou Yu took a sip of ice water with a straw, then put the glass aside, "The shirt is okay, the one in your hand is too small, he has broad shoulders, let him try on a bigger one."

"Okay ma'am!" The saleswoman bowed courteously, and brought Gein, who had already turned into a tool, to the fitting room.

Zhou Yu did not correct the name of the salesperson, after all, there are so many strangers in this world, it would be exhausting to have to explain one by one, anyway, it is harmless, just do whatever you want.

He took another sip of the ice water beside him.

Today's lipstick is of good quality, not too sticky (straw).

……

If Zhou Yu's game is broadcast live at this time, the name of the live broadcast room must be Miracle Gaigai's fitting room.

For the first time, von Geinweil ​​experienced the hardships of the dress-up game.

Whenever he came out after changing his clothes, the saleswoman exclaimed in front of him, "Oh, sir, you are simply a natural hanger, this dress is so majestic on you blablabla..."

Then there was Zhou Yu's criticism, "The color is wrong...the style is outdated...the stitching is uneven...the trousers are too short..."

Anyway, both are followed by the same sentence, "You/You try this set again."

Time flies so fast, two hours passed by the time Zhou Yu finished drinking a glass of water.

Gein came out of the locker room with heavy steps, and said solemnly, "If you ask me to change again, I will die."

Zhou Yu's reaction was to take off the sunglasses on his face and put them on the collar, stood up with a smile on his face, walked over to help him straighten his collar and shoulder line, and then pushed his back to make him face the mirror, sticking to the mirror. whispering into his ears (they are about the same height in high heels).

"Look, a handsome guy."

In the mirror, the man in a suit, leather shoes, tall, horsey, heroic, and imposing, the roots of his ears turned red.

"This is the last set." Zhou Yu took the clothes from the shopping guide, handed them to Gein, and coaxed him into the fitting room, "Go and try again."

Gein, who succumbed somehow: Hehehe, Joey praised me for looking good hehehe~

999: [It's true that those who are close to vermilion are red, and those who are close to dogs are stupid, Gaizi, haven't you noticed that your thinking is gradually changing...]

The door of the dressing room was closed, Zhou Yu returned to the small sofa just now, crossed his legs, took out a gold card from the handbag he carried, held it between his index finger and middle finger, and handed it to the salesperson beside him, with a domineering tone Indifferent, "Except for the ones I was not satisfied with just now, allin, I want his size."

"Okay, please wait a moment."

The salesperson took the card with both hands, eating melons frantically in his heart.

Oh my god, the beautiful rich woman who raised the little fresh meat didn't run away!

When Gein came out, there were a group of salesmen with mysterious smiles waiting for him. One of them was holding scissors, "Mr. Come, let me cut off the tag for you."

"What? But I haven't paid the bill yet."

"I'm done." Zhou Yu stood in front of the counter with a bunch of packing bags behind him. He looked Gein up and down. He was wearing a black shirt with silver embroidery on it. This shirt was loose. It hides the figure very well, so that the muscle lines of the youth will not be exposed too much, so it looks very serious when worn, as if Gein has changed from a guitar player in a speakeasy to a vice president of a listed company.

Zhou Yu smiled softly for his own association, and looked at the young man in a daze.

"Very good, it suits you very well."

Zhou Yu walked over and unbuttoned the cuffs of his shirt, then loosely rolled them up, revealing half of his strong arms, and took him by the way, "Let's go."

Gein didn't even know how he got out of the store.

The store had a delivery service before, and all the products would be delivered to the residence by a special person, which also saved the trouble of two people with only four hands.

Gein walked out of the store for about 100 meters before he got out of Zhou Yu's "Charm debuff". His mouth felt parched, and there was a milk tea shop in front of him, so he stopped, "Joy, I want to drink milk tea. "

"Then go buy it, I'll wait here." Zhou Yu pointed to the gazebo by the roadside.

That milk tea shop happened to be an online celebrity shop, and there were a lot of people queuing up, Zhou Yu was discouraged.

"Don't you want to drink?" Gein asked him.

Zhou Yu shook his head, he is not thirsty after drinking ice water just now... Besides, he doesn't like to drink sweet things.

"Okay then, I'll go, you wait for me here~" Gein was also reluctant to let his boyfriend wear high heels to line up with him, so he had to leave the gazebo step by step.

However, when he came back with two straws, what he saw was a Jojo surrounded by Yingyingyanyan.

Ahhh, where did you evildoers come from, be bold!presumptuous!Can you paste my wife's face?The safe distance is exceeded, hurry up and drive the old bullet two meters away!

"Joy... What are these?" The young man walked closer quickly, trying to maintain a friendly face, and asked pretending to be puzzled.

Zhou Yu professionally waited for the little girl next to her to press the selfie button before raising her head, and explained succinctly, "Fans."

"Ah, it's Gein...they went out shopping together, so much love~" Several little girls screamed softly beside them.

"Gein, can we help you take a photo with Jojo?" a girl in a suspender skirt suggested.

"Okay, do you want to come together?" Gein naturally squeezed to Zhou Yu's side.

"No, no, we can just take a photo of you together. Yes, this is perfect~ Can you bring your face closer?"

"Do you want to get closer? Like this?" Feng Gein, with a bright smile on his face, stood behind the hollow carved chair under the gazebo, leaning his body and resting his head on Zhou Yu's shoulders. They were stuck together intimately, holding cups of steaming milk tea in their hands.

It was too hot, the young man's cheeks were hot, even Zhou Yu's face was hot.

The latter rolled his eyes angrily, picked up his iced milk tea, and stuck it on the other's cheek, "Put your milk tea on it."

Gein shuddered, "Hiss~ Ice is cold, cool~"

He held it together with the milk tea in his hands, stretched his head over and pecked at the other party.

"Ahh, it's started again! It's worthy of being a quick band! I'm dying!" The fans in front of them almost crushed the phone screen, and the shutter button was pressed to the ground, and the groundhog pointed It can be heard ten miles away.

Zhou Yu stood up with a smile on her face, "Sorry, we should go, please pay attention to "Band Night" and support our instant band."

"Ahhh are you guys going to band night?! I'm definitely going to see it!"

"Come on, Jojo, come on, Gaga!"

"You must be happy!"

"Hey, thank you everyone~" Gein was finally dragged out of the encirclement by Zhou Yu reluctantly.

"I didn't realize it before, but these fans are quite friendly."

Can you be unfriendly, these are CP fans who can receive happy candies every day.

As soon as he was in a good mood, his enthusiasm for shopping came up again. Gein, who was fully charged, saw a trendy brand store and couldn't walk for a moment.

"You bought clothes for me just now, now it's my turn~" After saying that, she dragged Zhou Yu into the fashion store.

There are no eloquent shopping guides in the trendy brand store, and there is no thoughtful drink service. Gein personally picks and chooses on the shelves. When he sees a set he likes, he also likes another set. Finally, he happily calls out to his friends with a full set of clothes.

"Let's go, Joey, let's go to the fitting room~"

Zhou Yu was dragged into the same fitting room by Gein under everyone's interested eyes.

"Oh~Young man~" the owner of the trendy shop shook his head and said, all the customers in the shop nodded in agreement.

In fact, after being with Gein, Zhou Yu has changed a lot. Before that, he would never have imagined that one day he would wear a rag-like T-shirt and denim shorts so short that the pockets were exposed, stepping on A pair of heavy-duty Martin boots full of rivets swaggered across the street.

All of a sudden, he changed from a white rich beauty in the upper class to a delinquent boy who raced late at night.

This oversized T-shirt not only has a strapless effect, but also creates a wonderful "bottom missing" effect when paired with this pair of shorts, which is even more effective than wearing a skirt. Zhou Yu stuffed part of the clothes There is a little sense of security in the waistband of the trousers.

Even so, he still felt the embarrassment that Gein had nowhere to put his hands and feet half an hour ago.

"Joy is so cool!" However, the costume collaborator didn't think so, but felt that his idea was extremely genius.

At this time, Gein was wearing a ripped denim jacket that matched Zhou Yu's denim shorts, and loose overalls with the same pattern as that T-shirt.

That's right, simply arrange and combine the two sets of clothes, hey, it becomes a couple outfit!Are you smart?God is not a genius!

"Wait, it's still a little bit closer." Gein circled around twice, touched his head and thought for a while, and finally realized that something was missing.

Then he looked in the mirror, took off the two silver earrings that were pierced in the ear bone on one of his ears, and put them on the other's earlobe with his own hands.

Zhou Yu withdrew his gaze from the mirror and looked at the big boy who was only a short distance away from him. From this side view, his eyes were particularly gentle, with amber pupils staring intently at one place, and the corners of his eyes drooped slightly. That domineering look is completely different.

Very... seductive.

Zhou Yu's eyes darkened slightly.

"Okay... that's it!" Gein withdrew his hand, turned the man to the mirror, and then put his elbow on the other's shoulder, looking at his masterpiece with admiration and satisfaction.

"It was a match made in heaven."

Gein sighed, took out his phone, pointed it at the mirror, and said, "Take a selfie."

The two people in the mirror were wearing street-shattering trendy brands and earrings of the same style, and they all put on the world-weary faces exclusive to magazine models.

Everyone knows that if they look good, they will look good in sacks, and being photogenic and versatile are probably the only advantages they have in common.

After a narcissistic snapping, Gein finally took back his phone, contentedly holding the doorknob of the locker room and preparing to go out, "I'll go check out..."

The overlong letter belt of the overalls was pulled from behind, and a slightly hoarse voice sounded from behind Gein, "Wait a minute, don't worry."

"Huh? I...um..."

Gein was kissed as soon as he turned his head.

Zhou Yu pushed him onto the small bench in the locker room, sat on his broad shoulders and said, "I still have some business to do..."

The young man froze for a moment, smirked with a crooked mouth, showing two sharp canine teeth, "How do you need me to cooperate?"

"Keep your voice down." Zhou Yu glanced at him and gagged his mouth again.

……

The two stayed in the locker room for an hour, and when they came out, they changed into another set of clothes.

Gein blushed and took the hang tag to the counter to check out.

"The two of you took a nap in the fitting room, didn't you?" Waiting for the receipt to be printed, the store owner joked kindly.

"Sorry...we just..." Gein was at a loss for words.

"If you're really sorry, why don't you give me your first record?" The store owner accepted the words kindly, relieved the embarrassment while showing a teasing smile, and pointed to the gray wolf head printed on his body. T-shirt, "I'm a Gray Wolf fan."

"The T-shirt is good." Zhou Yu, who was wearing sunglasses and looked like a stranger, took the receipt and said to the boss, "But we are not called Gray Wolf now, I think maybe we can cooperate to develop some new ones in the future." Around?"

"That's really great." The boss's eyes lit up, and he took out a business card from the counter, "It seems that this hour is worth it, welcome to try clothes in the store next time~ The sound insulation effect of our fitting room is not good. KTV level."

"..." Zhou Yu flicked his business card, narrowed his eyes, "Indeed."

Zhou Yu did abide by the agreement and sent a copy to the store owner after the first album was released. The trendy brand store later became one of the official peripheral partners of the instant band. , this store was almost stepped down by the people who planted grass. The owner of the store mounted the record sent by Zhou Yu on the wall, and hung a sign on the fitting room where they used to stay, called "" Joey and Gein's Fitting Room", just because of this brand, the people who snatch this fitting room are going to lose their heads.

But these are things for later, the only thing we can know at present is——

Kid Gein was already dying of shame and anger.