[Comprehensive] Time travel is not the fault of the system

After getting off the train and passing the Black Lake, all the first-year students are now standing in the Hogwarts Great Hall.

No dragons, no duels, and the Hogwarts sorting method that the parents have painstakingly concealed is just a hat test.

Oh well, aside from the fact that there's nothing dangerous about the hat, there's a reason parents feel comfortable keeping this a secret...

Sure enough, it’s because the hat is too dirty _(:3」∠)_.

What the hell is a hat that is so dirty!

Headmaster Dumbledore, don't you wash it? !

800 years of Jiuzhitang, ah no, 1000 years of sorting hat, cure cleanliness, no sugar.

Is this the rhythm of killing cleanliness every minute? !

Everyone who wants to put on the sorting hat is crying in the toilet, principal, did you see that? !

Headmaster Dumbledore is like a kind grandfather next door—except that his taste in clothes is really unflattering—waving to the new students with a smile.

A bunch of people turned their attention to the savior classmate who enrolled this year, Harry Potter.

The Sorting Hat sang the song that must be sung every year with its broken voice, and most people frowned in confusion. On the long table in Gryffindor, a group of lion cubs had already made a fuss.

Well, it is rare for Slytherin and Gryffindor to have the same hatred, and the sorting hat is honored to be a member of the same hatred.

If you can't sing, don't sing!

Is it bad to be a quiet beauty hat? !

Every new student will be scared once!After listening to the song, only my mother asked me why I had to kneel and listen to the song, do you understand the hat?

Principal, let's discuss it, don't use this old hat to sort the school, okay? ⊙▽⊙?

However, this is of no use. The sorting hat still presides over the sorting for 1000 years.

The freshmen's divisions are arranged in the order of their surnames' initials. After the first few people were sorted, Professor McGonagall called out: "Vitas Black!"

The eyes of a group of people converged on Young Master Black.

Well, he can't be blamed for that, among the group of people, apart from the savior who stands out because of his reputation, only the two young masters of the Malfoy family stand out from the crowd.

Needless to say Draco Malfoy's kind of tsundere young master, cold men like Vitus Black are also very popular.

In fact, Vitas was a little more popular than Draco.

Vitas put on the sorting hat in disgust, completely ignoring the crying of the old hat.

He straightened up on the three-legged stool, trying to maintain the posture he had when he was wearing a strange-smelling hat.

Merlin, if I can't help but tear my hat later...

"No, you can't do that! 』A familiar voice sounded.

It's the sorting hat.

Vitas is not surprised that the hat can communicate with him, and he is not even afraid that the hat knows what is in his heart.

The ancient family always has the means to deal with these.

Perhaps thousands of years ago, the Sorting Hat not only presided over the role of sorting, but also had the function of distinguishing those spies with evil intentions, but now, the pure-blood nobles have reason to believe that the Sorting Hat's function is similar to Legilimency. Function, will cause the leakage of their family secrets.

As the young master of the Malfoy family and the heir of the Black family, Vitas now carries no less than five magical artifacts on his body, each of which has the effect of preventing Legilimency.

What the hat can hear is only unimportant content - this kind of intentional loophole is also intentional by the ancestors, after all, they still have to be sorted.

"Are you the Sorting Hat?Why didn't you sort me out? ’ Vitas asked in his heart.

In fact, according to the practice of the Malfoy family, the Sorting Hat has already shouted "Slytherin" when the hair is about to stick to the hair.

There are also seniors with Slytherin characteristics, who may have already been sorted as soon as they got the hat in their hands.

The Black family is roughly the same, after all, it is a pure-blood family from Slytherin for generations.

However, "generally", it means that there will always be some moths.

Sirius Black of the previous generation was sorted into Gryffindor after talking with the old hat for a while. This talented heir slapped the Black family's face swollen during the sorting ceremony.

Counting up, there are always a few Blacks who end up in Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff.

Not to mention, there are women from the Black family who marry Muggles or Gryffindors.

As a Malfoy, Draco should not be afraid, however, Vitas, who inherited the surname of Black...

Although it feels a bit self-reliant, but what is going on with this bad premonition!

"You are the last Black!Phoenix keeps mentioning you! ’ said the Sorting Hat.

It is a hat made by Godric Gryffindor. It is usually placed in the principal's office when it is not in use. It is very easy to see the portrait of Phoenix Black, who once served as the principal of Hogwarts.

but……

What's the matter with your tone, old hat, are you pretending to be innocent? !

Hat is three years old, shall we get to the point?

"Is there anything wrong with me being Black?Don't hurry up and sort me! ’ Vitas said deliberately in an arrogant tone.

Because he didn't get sorted right away but started communicating with the hat, everyone's eyes turned to him.

It is not uncommon to communicate with the Sorting Hat so that the sorting time is extended, but it is relatively rare to happen in Slytherin families like Malfoy and Black.

Sirius Black made a good start more than ten years ago!

Vitas slandered this cheap uncle again in his heart, and then he heard the Sorting Hat say: "Oh, boy, are you talking about the old hat's sorting?"Shouldn't Sirius belong to Gryffindor? 』

Vitas: What the hell are you saying makes sense, I'm speechless.

Sirius Black was born in the Black family and heir to the Black family. According to the practice at the time, he should have been assigned to Slytherin.

But since he was assigned to Gryffindor, there is only one reason, besides he has the character traits of Gryffindor - God, the ancestors of the Black family - he also very much wants to choose a Gryffindor A different house than Slytherin.

If you die by yourself, there is nothing to say.

"So, boy, what about Gryffindor? Just as Vitas finished complaining in his heart, he heard the Sorting Hat say so.

Are you serious? !

Vitas's face could hardly be tensed: "The Malfoy family has never had anyone other than Slytherin!"In addition to being a Black, I'm still a Malfoy!You forget about that stupid Sirius Black! 』

The old hat was still rambling on, very interested: "I remember that Malfoy's family has another academy, boy, don't try to fool me."That, the boy who invented Felicia, isn't he the Ravenclaw from the Malfoy family? ! 』

"What does this have to do with my branch?" !I'm a Malfoy, I'm a Slytherin, you understand? ! 』Vitas finally couldn't take it anymore.

However, the old hat made a shy movement suddenly, and everyone in the auditorium subtly understood the connotation of the hat's movement that can be called "shy".

The voice of the Sorting Hat also became coy: "But, but you are a descendant of Godric!" 』

She was too shy to look directly at.

And Vitas's first feeling after hearing this revelation was... What the fuck!

What thefuck!

Broken hat, I warn you, don't talk so nonsense!

Wouldn't it be nice to be a quiet beauty hat?Why do you have to engage in so many moths!

As a purebred descendant of the Black family and the Malfoy family, what the hell are you telling me that I have Gryffindor blood? !

This is more surprising than Slytherin having an affair with Gryffindor!

After all, the affair between Slytherin and Gryffindor is still recorded in many ancient families.

So how did the Slytherin and Gryffindor colleges go from falling in love and killing each other to the current style of painting?

Cough, the topic is off topic, bring it back.

Unless labor is a genetic mutation, or I was brought back, otherwise, how did this weird Gryffindor descendant get on me? !

However, his complaints were of no use.

The reason why the old hat disclosed this information to Vitas boy is...

"Then it's such a happy decision," said the Sorting Hat, "Your house is... Gryffindor!" 』

The last four words were heard throughout the auditorium.

On the long table of Gryffindor, a group of people fell silent for an instant, and there was also a dead silence on the long table of Slytherin.

The professors at the table sighed with emotion, this is completely a repeat of the Sirius Black branch incident more than [-] years ago!

Draco's face turned livid, and Vitas's face became even more ugly.

Unlike Sirius Black back then, everyone could see that Vitus Black's branching was not of his own will.

Slowly he took off his hat, and slowly adjusted his robe on the edge of the three-legged stool.

Although they are all custom-made school uniforms, there is no doubt that his robes are special. Not only are they made of extraordinary materials, they are also embroidered with many exquisite patterns.

Professor McGonagall reported the name of the next person, but Vitas had no intention of going to the Gryffindor long table, which made the person behind him afraid to come forward.

This generation of heirs of the Black family pursed their lips into a smile, and then faced the sorting hat...

"Damn hat, will you be sorted! I told you I'm going to Slytherin! You can't even understand English!"

Seeing Vitus Black who directly took out a pair of scissors after casting the Sorting Hat several times in a row with the spell of falling apart, Draco really didn't know what expression he should make.

By the way, what's with the scissors, Werther!