[Comprehensive] Time travel is not the fault of the system

Dayue Dynasty, Chongning 13th year, Tianyong City.

Ling Duan looked at the meat bun in front of him, closed his eyes and waved his hand: "Take it, you take it, I don't want to eat it."

"Really? You really don't want to eat it?" Zhao Lin asked in a vague voice with a meat bun in his mouth, and then handed the paper-wrapped bun to Ling Duan.

Ling Duan lowered his head to look at his belly, and shed sad tears: "I really don't want to eat it, you can eat it with those boys."

Zhao Lin ate the meat bun in his mouth in twos and twos: "Then, brother, I'm not welcome!"

Fatty Lingduan looked sadly at Zhaolin as he walked to the sides of Lingya, Lingyu, and Lingchuan, and then shared his buns together.

steamed stuffed bun!His buns!The steamed stuffed bun that he worked so hard to get back!The point is, those are meat buns!

However, no matter how melancholy Ling Duan is, it's useless.

If I want to lose weight, I will lose weight even if I cry.

After all, I gain three catties every year, and this fatness will last forever...

If she got fatter, Lingduan, a handsome fat man, would lose her beauty, and would become a deadly fat man.

This year is ten years old Duan Fat, do you want to let the nickname Duan Fat accompany you for the rest of your life?

Ling Duan shuddered from the fright of his own imagination.

"Lingduan! Is the senior brother back?! The senior brother is back, but you didn't tell me!" The voice of Fu Que, the daughter of Master Hansu, came from a distance.

Ling Duan drooped his eyes, not in the mood to talk to his junior sister at all.

According to the time of entry, sooner or later, Ling Duan would naturally call Fu Que a senior sister. After all, Fu Que was born in Tianyong City, and her innate advantages are incomparable.

However, Tianyong City is different from other sects, and they are ranked according to the theory of cultivation.

The senior sister Fu Que back then has now become his junior junior sister!

↑So calling Fu Que, who is younger than you, a younger sister, do you have a sense of accomplishment, Duan Fat?

"Who told you that senior brother has returned?" Ling Duan said weakly, drawing out his voice.

Since getting started, and getting acquainted with Fuqu and Lingyue, how many times has Fuqu used him as an excuse to get close to Lingyue!

Not to mention that he hasn't thought about falling in love for so many years, even if he has thought about it, seeing Fu Qu's attitude, even if he is a pig, he should understand!

There are still rumors among his seniors about his love triangle with Fu Que and Ling Yue. Duan Pang, who is thinking about losing weight, feels very tired.

Junior brothers, if we don't spread this rumor, then we will still be good friends.

Fu Que, wearing a custom-made Tianyong City women's Taoist uniform, walked up to Ling Duan: "Hmph, where did the meat buns you eat now come from? Don't think I don't know, it's from the small town at the foot of the mountain. , made by the most famous Li Ji!"

Ling Duan, who originally wanted to say that he was taken out of the cafeteria: ... It seems that there is a traitor among my juniors.

Although apart from the elders, they also have some uncles who are not very good at cultivation, but they specifically ask the uncles to bring meat buns when they come back, and specify which family they are from. Lingduan doesn't have such a big face yet.

Besides, Li Ji's buns are the most famous in the small town at the foot of the mountain, which means that there are the most people. If the uncles brought them to them, it would be thankful that they were meat buns, and they would still be entangled in which shop?

As for Ling Duan's generation, the only one who can go down the mountain is Ling Yue, who is two years older than him.

Only the elder brother who loves Duan Fat will go to Li Ji to bring him meat buns - although after bringing them back, he will always say that they are people who practice Taoism, so don't always eat meat or something.

Ah, I really hate being upright, Senior Brother Lingyue!

Ling Duan thought about it, and his train of thought became crooked.

Fu Que called Ling Duan several times, seeing that he didn't respond, she leaned into Ling Duan's ear and yelled: "Ling Duan! Your saliva is coming out!"

"You're talking nonsense, where is it!" Ling Duan wiped the corner of his mouth with his hand and said sternly when he found that Fu Que had lied to him.

Sigh, Junior Sister is such a woman, her eardrum hurts to death QAQ!

"Senior brother ~ good senior brother ~ tell me, where is the senior brother?" Seeing that coercion would not work, Fu Que changed a method.Even her head father couldn't escape her coquettish way, let alone Lingduan?

Ling Duan: My junior sister has special interrogation skills.

Big brother... I'm sorry!

In the end, Ling Duan, who cruelly sold his brother, continued to cherish his weight in this unknown forest.

Well, although he sold the senior brother, the senior brother just felt that it was not good for Junior Sister Fuqu to pester him all the time. He still had a good impression of Junior Sister Fuqu, so he had done a good deed!

Lingduan, the handsome little fat man, thought so.

However... still very hungry, so swollen!

In the end, he couldn't resist the temptation of meat, and after running to the back mountain to cruelly harm the little creatures, Ling Duan wiped his slick mouth and walked back to his residence.

The disciples of Tianyong City have a room for each person, compared to the legendary Qionghua's treatment of a palace for each person, it is terribly shabby.

Even for elites like Lingduan who have master disciples and disciples of the same generation, at most they will be allocated a small courtyard, which is just a few more rooms and open space.

If there are rooms, the rooms are adjacent to each other in the courtyard, and they are farther apart, but they are still within the overall scope of the disciple's room.

As soon as Ling Duan pushed open the door of the master bedroom in his yard, he saw a black-faced god standing there.

He laughed a little guilty: "Hey, senior brother, why are you here?"

Ling Yue didn't speak, just looked at him steadily.

Duan Fat: Eldest brother, if you talk, you can scold me!Don't scare me!

↑Duan'er, your elder brother is just looking at you and feeling cold, you say it like he is about to die.

Looking at his junior brother who was about to piss in fear, Ling Yue sighed silently.

"Duan'er, go pick up five tanks of water, and then go practice your sword."

After Ling Yue finished speaking, Shi Shi ran away...

gone……

Up...

If you have the ability, you directly reject Junior Sister Fuqu, big wet breasts!It's just leaking your whereabouts, why do you do this to me? !

Big wet chest, don't you like getting fat?You used to be reluctant to be fat and suffer!

Duan'er is fat, cough, Duan'er is wronged, Duan'er is sad, Duan'er is bitter.

Master asked me why I went to practice the exercises crying.

But Duan Fat will not be easily defeated.

Because of the real Ziyin who died in the house for thousands of years, he, he is out of the customs!

Although Duan Fat was rejected by Ziyin, but for so many years, Ziyin only accepted one apprentice, so being rejected by Ziyin, hahaha, it has nothing to do with it!

↑Before you say this, Duan Fat, put away the black air behind you.

The disciples of Tianyong City signed up enthusiastically, hoping that the great master of swordsman Ziyin could clarify their doubts.

As for the other elders, don't say they are not free, even if they are free, in terms of swordsmanship, compared with Zi Yin, they are scumbags!

All the elders in Tianyong City except Daoist Ziyin said that they had been hit by an arrow in the knee.

However, when the Ten Thousand Years Dead House left the customs, there was naturally something important to do, so Ziyin left the Tianyong City the day after he left the customs.

Duan Fat, who became extremely excited because Ziyin was out of the customs, and was caught by the big wet chest and went to the mountain to practice swords together: Is it too late for me to change my words now?

Duan Fat: In fact, I don't want to be teased by the big brother at all, to be dragged by him to practice sword QAQ!so tired!

Duan Fat, who set up a flag by himself, soon realized his wish.

Ziyin real person went out for half a year, and brought back a child.

Although Master Ziyin did a good job of keeping secrets, Duan Fatty still found out that the whole family of this child had died and he was the only one left [Where did you know that! 】.

Woo, what a pity!

For some reason, Duan Fat felt that the news seemed very familiar, and he felt sympathy for that little kid named Baili Tusu [Hey, I'm only one year younger than you, hey! 】.

Because he couldn't resist the temptation of delicious food, Duan Pang, who has embarked on the path of no return from a beautiful fat man to a dead fat man, was able to resist his urge to eat and left three, cough, two and a half for Baili Tusu , cough, two meat buns!

Thin-skinned meat buns with lots of fillings from Liji at the foot of the mountain!

But Duan Pang awkwardly held the left face and wrote that it was not specially reserved for you, and the right face said that I am not a proud face, and the meat bun specially handed to Baili Tusu did not complete its task.

The buns with white and tender skin rolled twice on the ground and became two mud buns.

Seeing Baili Tusu's expressionless dead face after he tore up the buns, Duan Fat bent down to pick up the meat buns on the ground and burst into tears.

That was the price he paid for practicing a set of swordsmanship in three days, and he specially asked the elder brother to bring it here!

If it weren't for the pitiful face of this dead man, he wouldn't have left it for him!

This is not specially asked to bring it to him by the elder brother!

Like peeling an orange, he peeled off the dirty parts of the two clay buns, and Lingduan angrily ate the rest in two or three bites.

Even if you don't want to, you can't do this. Do you know that those people who are almost starved to death can even eat dirt!

Thinking of this, Ling Duan froze for a moment.

Have I... ever seen someone dying of starvation?I... how do I know?

However, after eating the meat, he soon felt better. He was going to complain to his teachers and brothers, and he was going to fight against Baili Tusu, a "guy who doesn't know good or bad". I quickly came to a conclusion: ah, I probably read it from some book!Young master, I am well-read and knowledgeable, and I am hot and handsome!

Well, Jubi can't let them know that I picked up those two buns and ate them.

Just tell them that Baili Tusu doesn't know good people and throw away the buns we specially left for him.

↑ Duaner, is the shamelessness of your deciduous teeth really okay?Also, the remaining few steamed stuffed buns are obviously left for you by them, so you should save them...

The author has something to say:

Duan Fat lacks a muscle in his brain...

Didn't Su Er lose her memory? She only remembered that the whole family was dead!Here he was brought up to the mountain by the real person Ziyin using the setting of the TV series, but from Duan Fat’s point of view, it’s all [crossed out] a dead house [crossed out] the real person Ziyin went out—going out—bringing a child back , it seems that any setting will do.

Duan Pang gave Su Er some food, but with his arrogant face, it is easy to see that he is looking for trouble, Su Er's reaction is not surprising, Su Er will feel guilty after seeing the meat buns, but... Bingshan His face was paralyzed, and what he was thinking was useless Orz...