[Comprehensive] Time travel is not the fault of the system

Everyone in Asgard knows that Thor's wife, Sif, the goddess of land and harvest, has beautiful golden hair.

Because of the high status of Sif and her husband, the beauty of the goddess Sif spread more and more widely in Asgard, and finally attracted the attention of Loki, the god of fire.

While Sif was sleeping, Loki cut off all her beautiful blonde hair. Sif, who lost her blonde hair, was shocked when she woke up, but because Loki's actions were carried out after she fell asleep, So at the time she didn't know who the "murderer" was.

So the goddess entrusted the matter to her husband Thor, the god of war and agriculture.

Thor's combat power is higher than his IQ. To put it simply, he is a rough guy with well-developed limbs and a simple mind—of course it doesn't matter, the gods loved by the gods of the Asa are generally of this type—Here Fu asked him to find the murderer, unless the murderer was a second fool like Thor, ah no, a rough guy, otherwise, would it be possible for the murderer to stand up and admit the crime with Thor's reputation alone?

However, unexpectedly, the first god Thor suspected was Loki.

It is said that when Thor found out the blond hair he was hiding on his body, Loki's expression was a capitalized bewilderment.

Is this fucking IQ finally on the line?How can you find it so accurately? Damn it!

Because Loki refused to admit it, and Thor wanted him to return Sif's blond hair intact, so he did it to Loki in public. What kind of bone knocking and hard beating are people It is suspected that Thor and Loki are not blood-related uncles and nephews but blood feuds.

If it weren't for the fact that Loki's bloodline was pure giant bloodline, although his combat power had mutated into an IQ value, but his physique was still guaranteed, Loki might have been thrown to death by Thor on the spot!

Holder, possessed by Ying Zheng, has a relatively low status among the gods, so he originally heard the popular version, but because he has a good relationship with Loki, he finally heard the specific version.

The blonde incident was Loki's revenge on Sif.

Although he is Odin's half-brother, but as a pure frost giant, Loki is an alternative in the Aesir clan. .

As for goddesses, they are usually the main force in spreading gossip in private. Sif and Thor are husband and wife, which can also tell what Sif's aesthetics are, so among the private gossip crowd, Sif is also considered main force.

It’s okay to gossip about God behind his back. Anyway, the Nordic protoss is still a level lower than other gods. Gossip, he can not hear.

However, the facts tell us, don't gossip about people behind their backs, sooner or later people will know about it.

Loki's method of revenge was simple and rude, and then he was revenged simply and rudely.

It is said that after being revenged by Thor, Loki did not appear in front of people for half a month. Considering his physique, his injuries were not insignificant.

As a frustrated god who was also squeezed out by the gods, Holder also served as his tree hole while Loki was recovering from his injuries, and was responsible for listening to Uncle Loki's sad past [Huh? 】.

After recovering from his injuries, Loki can only fulfill the promise he had to make when he was thrown half to death by Thor.

Transforms Sif's blonde hair back intact.

Loki asked the skilled dwarf for help, and finally made Sif a golden hair made of gold wire, which was exactly the same as real hair and could grow naturally. At the same time, it was during this trip that Loki The rest of the weapons fit for the gods were harvested from the dwarves.

Like the blonde hair, the weapons from the dwarf Du Hualin are also the eternal gun Gungnir dedicated to Odin, and the representative of the Vanir protoss in Asgard - Frey, the god of harvest, who can shrink at will and move anywhere. Sail the treasure ship Skid Platney.

Just as well-known as the dwarfs' exquisite craftsmanship is their xenophobia, so even though Du Hualin built him blond hair, sharp guns, and treasure ships for the sake of Du Hualin's father Iwald, Loki, who was overjoyed, still praised Du Hualin as the most beautiful in the world. Excellent craftsman.

If you boast like this, you will boast something.

Ewald has many sons, and Du Hualin is not the only son with outstanding craftsmanship.

It is estimated that when Loki asked Ewald for help, Ewald thought it would be easy to regenerate blond hair for Sif, so the recommended candidate was not the most skillful among his sons.

So when Rocky Kwaduhualin was the best craftsman, I happened to hear that Ewald's other son, Brock, was unhappy.

Maybe this man who was thinking of dwarf's dexterous hands at that time could not be understood by you, a fish-lipped foreign god, so he proposed a bet to Loki.

It's up to Brock to defend his brother's reputation as the master of the dwarves of the Itri!

So Loki managed to get the blond hair, and got a bargain, and asked the dwarf to make weapons for other people, but he couldn't go back immediately, and he had to bet with other dwarves!

Even if Loki didn't tell Holder the story, the possessed Ying Zheng knew that Loki's heart must be broken at this time.

What the hell is the hatred?

Didn't he just say a wrong sentence, and when he was agitated, he praised others what happened!What's wrong with a little exaggeration? Hey!

He bet with the two dwarf brothers Brock and Yitri whether the craftsmanship of these two brothers is better or that of Du Hualin.

I don’t know whether it’s because of his swollen face to make him fat or because he was infected by the “mindlessness” of other gods of the Asa Protoss. Although Loki made a lot of small moves during the competition, he finally agreed to the bet, what the hell? The thing to bet on is still his top god.

All the dwarves produced were weapons of the gods, but not only did Loki not get a single weapon, but he had to offer his head after losing the bet. (╯｀□′)╯(┴—┴Where is the trust between gods and gods! Have they been eaten by giants?

Du Hualin made three things plus blond hair, so the brothers Brock and Yitri also made three weapons.

Dedicated to Frey, the god of harvest, the golden pig Gulin Bosti, which can travel through sea, land and air, and is faster than a horse; dedicated to Odin's golden ring Dropnir; dedicated to Thor's hammer Mu Joel Neal.

Because no matter what Loki did, the process of building weapons between the dwarf brothers was not disturbed. In the end, Loki, who was afraid that he would really lose, turned into a gadfly and stabbed the eyes of Brock, who was in charge of fanning the wind, so bloody. Among so many weapons, Thor's hammer Mjolnir is the only one with a flaw - its short handle makes it difficult to hold.

Loki moved his hands and feet, and of course the two dwarf brothers were not happy, so this matter went to the Asa protoss.

The gods unanimously judged that the dwarf brothers won. Although Loki finally kept his head by saying that they could take his head but not his neck, Liang Zi ended up like this.

The gods at that time unanimously believed that Loki was defeated, and Loki could not offend everyone if he wanted revenge. However, because of the flaws of Thor's Hammer, he was still dissatisfied with Loki, which can be regarded as the root cause of this series of things. Er was regarded as an enemy by Loki.

The two gods met in this way, and the relationship has not yet reconciled.

Because Baldr mentioned Thor, Loki lost interest in talking to him, and the other name Baldr mentioned, Tyre, was also a thorn in Holder's heart.

Loki and Thor have a grudge, and Holder, a child born with a hard life, doesn't like his younger brother except his twin brother.

That's right, Tyr, the god of war known as the father of the gods in "Eda", the source of Norse mythology, has become the son of Odin in this world, just like Thor, the god of thunder.

Although Tyr was not Odin's firstborn son, he was treated equally well.

He is the son of Odin and Frigga, the youngest of the three sons of the God King.

Baldr was loved by the gods and parents because of his attributes and temperament, while Tyr was loved by Odin and Frigg because of his bravery and youngest son status.

In short, among the three sons, Holder is not favored, Baldr is the real Virgin after all, Tyr is the type who will automatically fall into the second class when the rebellious period is over, the same as Thor in "Thor" , also showed a repulsive look towards his "trash" brothers who were excluded by the gods.

What the hell is there any brotherly love?Your circle is really messed up!

But even if Luo Ji and Ying Zheng didn't talk, according to Baldur's personality, he still made the scene very lively, even if others didn't talk to him, it didn't matter.

"Hall, Uncle Loki, do you know that my father plans to add a patron saint to guard Asgard forever. It is said that in order to make Asgard safer, this gatekeeper will have the 'omniscient' unique to the father god. ' ability!" Balder excitedly told them the news that should be regarded as confidential at present.

Holder is blind in both eyes, so he can’t see Odin’s face at all, and he doesn’t know whether Odin’s eyes are blurred like the Viking pirates in the image that has always been circulated, or he had normal eyes before drinking the fountain of wisdom. .

He tentatively probed out his divine sense. He used his divine sense to scout the way on the way here before, but there are many gods here, so it might not be good to act rashly.

But because Loki is beside him, if someone really finds out, although Holder is not favored, but he is the son of the God King and God Queen, no matter what, he is more trustworthy than Loki!

If it really doesn't work, let's blame Rocky, anyway, Rocky's strength has been blamed for 3000 years!

Using his spiritual sense, Ying Zheng took a thorough look at Balder.

Balder didn't respond.

Loki, who was close at hand, didn't respond either.

Alas, although it should be a good thing to be able to use the divine sense and not be sensed, but what happened to suddenly wanting to love such a weak Nordic protoss for 30 seconds?

The author has something to say:

After watching Loki's transformation from Vulcan-prank-evil god in Norse mythology, I can only sigh with emotion, this baby is so unlucky!This is the fate of his well-behaved Frost Giant who went to become the main god of the Asa Protoss!

For example, Sif’s blond hair, it’s his fault for messing with other people’s hair. The Nordic protoss are so weak that they have to use artifacts to grow their hair back. It's Odin's brother-in-law and his uncle! 】What the hell is breaking all the bones of the whole body with a technique comparable to Ling Chi! ! ! !Many of the weapons of the Protoss were obtained by Loki, and in the end they treated him like this... Hehe, so even if you just watch "Thor", the stupid author is also capitalized!How good is the relationship between Thor and F4? F4 despises his younger brother. He says he cares about Didi and excludes him together... Sure enough, there is only Mama in it, and it's Aiji God! ! !The image of Frigga in Norse mythology is a bit disillusioned, but the Mama portrayed in "Thor" is the real warmth! ! ! !