[Comprehensive] The whole ninja world thought we would be together

After the bigamy crisis passed, Senshou Zhujian swept away the previous heaviness and became more cheerful and talkative.

He didn't care whether those three sentences were jokes or not. First, his old face blushed, and he finished his shameful words with great sincerity. Then he seemed to have completed a difficult task, staring at Madara Uchiha with bright eyes, " Madara, can that marriage certificate be destroyed?"

Uchiha Madara was checking carefully beside the coffin, and said unceremoniously: "No."

Senshou Zhujian walked up to him, helped him to support the coffin board, and said with a troubled face: "Why are you interested in the reincarnation of the dirt? This ninjutsu is too bad. It is a dead man's resurrection at the cost of one life." , It was listed as a forbidden technique when I was alive, and I was not allowed to continue to study it, why did you go to steal it again?"

Uchiha Madara didn't like the word "stealth", and said: "Ninjutsu requires innovation to improve. When did you become a person who sticks to the rules?"

Senshou Zhuma knew that he couldn't talk to him, so he closed his mouth depressedly.

Thinking that his own resurrection was also based on a human life, Qianshou Zhujian was heartbroken.

But when Uchiha Madara turned his head and touched the ninja forehead under his hair with his fingers, Senjujuma's expression was dazed, and he couldn't react.With the sound of the forehead guard being untied on the back of the head, Senshou Zhujian's forehead felt cool, and he saw the belt being held by Madara in his hand.

After all, it was not the real thing. After the ninja forehead was separated from the body, it turned into white dust on Uchiha Madara's hands and was blown away gently by the wind.

Uchiha Madara lowered his eyelids and said lightly, "Have you been wearing it?"

Qianshou Zhujian replied complicatedly: "Yes."

"Where is my forehead protector? And that fan?" Uchiha Madara raised his jaw, changed the calmness in front of him, and faced Hashirama in this world arrogantly, "Don't tell me, what are you doing? After I won the battle, I burned all my things?"

【No! 】

[I keep all your things! 】

In an instant, tears overflowed from the eyes of Senshou Zhujian's dirty soil reincarnation.

The dead can cry too.

Uchiha Madara's heart was shocked suddenly, and he couldn't help feeling sorry for his "self" in this world.If Senjujuma is destined to be unable to reconcile with "Uchiha Madara" during his lifetime, let him be the creator of this dream and tell the other party-in fact, he has forgiven the other party.

The light that the soul can ascend to heaven shines from the skin of the reincarnated soil, which proves that this knot in the heart has been untied.

The fragments fell rustlingly, and Senshou Zhujian quickly wiped his eyes with his arm, and he, who refused to admit that he was crying since he was a child, said with a choked voice: "Things, things are in Konoha, I have packed them for you...you You can ask the monkey, uh, the monkey is dead, you can ask his successor."

Uchiha Madara added a knife expressionlessly: "His successor is also dead."

Senshou Zhuma was embarrassed, "Let's find his next successor."

Uchiha Madara said even more ruthlessly: "The Fifth Hokage is your granddaughter, Senju Tsunade, I don't want to see her."

Senju Bashima wanted to find a hole to drill in, and after a long time, there was not a single member of the Uchiha family in the five generations!In order to prevent Uchiha Madara from going to the newspaper office, Senju Hashima abruptly delayed the time of ascension, and took his arm to start a good-natured detailed talk.

For example, during the soul-stirring fight a hundred years ago, how did their will of fire pass on? Barabara.

Uchiha Madara endured and endured, blue veins crowded his forehead.

He doesn't understand!Why is it that no matter which Hashirama likes to talk about their childhood, these black histories are nothing to be proud of!

In the end, Uchiha Madara beat the first generation of Hokage to the sky-he smashed the shell.

So relieved!

Madara Uchiha rubbed his wrist, and shook the dust from his hair by the way.

Dust and debris were everywhere, and the soul emerging from the body reincarnated from the dirt was transparent and clean, not at all like a man who had walked in the killing field all his life.Senju Zhuma smiled cleanly and gently at Madara Uchiha, his eyes were full of gratitude to his old friends, "Madara, I will wait for you in Huangquan, and I will be a brother in the next life!"

Received a second brother card.

Uchiha Madara tried to make himself laugh, "No, I won't be your brother."

Qianshou Zhujian was hit immediately, the glowing soul almost didn't rise up, and it felt like the soul was flying away.In order to prevent problems, Uchiha Madara quickly took out the marriage certificate and said very clearly: "In the next life, you will join Uchiha's family. I don't mind your surname Uchiha."

Senshou Zhuma stared round his black eyes.

Under the invisible pulling force, he was dragged into another world above the sky, and his parting words were completely screams.

"Don't, ah, ah, ah—"

"Farewell, Hashirama."

Madara Uchiha bid him farewell without conscience, stuffed the devastating marriage certificate back into his pocket, and showed a rarely cheerful smile on his face.

He suddenly understood why Kirei always pursued pleasure.

It is such a joy to see people suffering.

Maintaining such a good mood of physical and mental pleasure, Uchiha Madara returned to the enchanted place that night.Senju Bashima was lying in the room made by Mutun, looking at a familiar yellow leather book with relish, seeing Uchiha Madara avoiding his perception, his expression changed suddenly on the spot, and he put the book in his pants pocket hide away.

"Banban, Banban—why did you come back so early?"

"My name is not Scabbers."

Uchiha Madara's evil spirit dyed his brows, he kicked open the barrier, and started their daily taijutsu exchanges after they were together.

After handing over Intimacy Paradise, Qianshou Zhujian didn't have any troubles. This thing is all over the mainland. If you want to watch it, you will be able to finish it one day.Uchiha Madara flipped through the contents of the book a few times, and this time there were even illustrations in the contents, which is enough to imagine how dirty Jirai, one of the Sannin, is.

"This is your grandson?"

"...It's yours too."

Qianshou Zhujian held back for a long time, and spit out this embarrassing words.

Uchiha Madara stepped forward and pressed his shoulder, "I saw the Hashirama of this world today, and under my persuasion, he seemed to have liberated his soul."

Qianshou Zhujian showed a sad smile, "Thank you."

"Why do you and I need to thank you?" Uchiha Madara did not accept this kind of alienated gratitude, bowed his head and kissed him, as strong as his attitude was.After Senshou Zhujian went blank for a while, he understood Madara's feelings for him, and his heart was touched a lot.

If it wasn't for him, when would Uchiha Madara need to replace someone else?Even if this identity is the "Uchiha Madara" of this world.

"Sorry, I'm just not used to—"

Senju Bashima hesitantly wrapped his arms around Madara's shoulders, gave up the inner struggle, and accepted the other party's kiss.

good phenomenon.

Uchiha Madara raised his eyebrows, sooner or later you will never get used to it.

After a night passed safely, Senshou Zhuma sat cross-legged on the bed and discussed with him, "The next candidate is you from this world."

Uchiha Madara pulled back some quilts, "We must first determine what kind of state he is living in."

"Are you sure he's alive? To be honest, I don't quite believe that the 'Uchiha Madara' that Itachi said is you." Senju Zhuma was a little confused, poking Uchiha Madara's face with his fingers, "In my impression Madara doesn't seem like someone who would change his name and surname, and still act in a mask."

Uchiha Madara was about to praise him, but Hashirama said in surprise: "Why are your eye bags getting worse?"

Uchiha Madara looked at him angrily.

According to the network information in the FZ world, this is not a bag under the eyes, it is called lying silkworm!

He slapped his paw fiercely, Uchiha Madara said with black air all over his body: "How much do you think about my eyes?"

Senshou Zhuma wondered, trying to study the truth of Madara's youthful maturity, "I have given you the method of beauty since childhood, and I also told you to go to bed early and get up early, why the bags under your eyes are getting heavier... This is not normal, you see Tsunade is well maintained, and his age can't be seen at all, this is the style of the Senju clan."

Uchiha Madara picked up the pillow and threw it at his wrinkle-free face, a little violently, "You are enough!"

Qianshou Zhujian said solemnly: "Be careful that we are very different when we are old."

Uchiha Madara wanted to stare at him, but remembering the heaven-defying maintenance technique of Senshou's family, he couldn't refute it.

He secretly made up his mind, and after returning to his own world, he took out those corner things and looked at them again.He didn't believe that he could even master the reincarnation eye of the Sage of the Six Paths, and he couldn't master the mere ability to activate cells!

After suppressing this kind of cheating topic, Uchiha Madara said bluntly: "You will prepare for the reincarnation of the dirty soil later, and I will tell you the technique."

Qianshou Zhujian said in confusion: "If he lives, wouldn't it be a waste of his life?"

"Didn't you suspect that he was not alive just now..."

"It's just a suspicion."

"When did you become such a mother-in-law!"

"Ahh, why are you so easy to use forbidden jutsu like Tokena! I banned this kind of ninjutsu after I went back!"

"No!"

"why!"

"When we get married, I will call my father out."

"..."

Senju Zhuma looked at him with the most dismal expression in his life, Uchiha Tajima?Every time that guy looks at him, it's like watching him kill his father and enemy!If they knew that they were married to Madara, wouldn't they really turn the wedding scene into a funeral?

Uchiha Madara went on to say: "I will summon your father Senshou Buddha again, and it will be all right."

Senju Bashima covered his face, refusing to imagine what would happen in the future.

terrible!

His father beat himself into a pig's head every minute!

Senju Bashima walked out of the wooden house with a heavy heart, patching up the barrier that was broken yesterday, looking inside from the outside of the house, Madara gave him the back of the head.This time he prepared seven days of food for Madara, because he was going to catch the vicious traitor, and in case of delay, he couldn't starve Madara to death in the house.

three days later.

After preparing the sacrifices, Senshou Zhujian observed a three-second silence for rebellion, and performed the technique of reincarnation in the prepared safe area.

At the same time, Konoha's senior executives discovered that their ancestor's tomb had been stolen.

In the Hokage Tower, Senju Tsunade of the Fifth Hokage smashed the table with anger, and roared: "You can't even guard the graves of my grandfather and uncle, what do you want!"

Several Anbu who had been scolded bloody by her knelt on the ground, their expressions under the mask were ashamed.

They found no trace at all that day!