[Comprehensive] The whole ninja world thought we would be together

When he came out of the room, Uchiha Madara had already changed into casual clothes, not as wavy as yesterday.

Senju Hashirama has already gone to the kitchen, and has consciously acted as the cook. His craftsmanship may not be as good as that of Tobima, who is all-around housework, but he is definitely better than Kotomine Kirei who only knows how to make mapo tofu.When Uchiha Madara came out with a calm expression, he saw Gilgamesh sitting on the stairs on the second floor, his slender legs dangling in mid-air, making people want to drag him down.

"Yo, it looks like you slept well?"

Gilgamesh's X-ray eyes swept across Uchiha Madara.

It was concluded that the two slept under the quilt all night without doing anything.

As soon as Uchiha Madara was about to leave this area of ​​finding fault, Gilgamesh jumped off the stair railing, put his hands in his pockets, and stopped Uchiha Madara.

Uchiha Madara listened to his "tsk tsk" expressionlessly, as if some kind of taunt, Gilgamesh hit Uchiha Madara tirelessly, "You can't even take down a man, you are too alive Did you fail? If you pushed him directly, would he still dare to refuse you?"

Uchiha Madara thought to himself: Do you think I haven't tried it?

The problem is that Senshou Zhuma is not the kind of person who can push it by force!

Uchiha Madara who opened the eyes of reincarnation can sometimes feel a kind of pressure deep in the soul when facing Hashirama. This carefree man can always give you a head-on blow when you think you are getting stronger, and then He laughed and said, "Madara has become stronger", "This ninjutsu is much more interesting than before" and so on.

Uchiha Madara didn't know how many times he was so angry that he vomited blood.

"I found something interesting." Gilgamesh's beautiful blond hair swayed slightly, his eyes curled up, "Would you like to come to my room and have a look?"

Glancing at the still tossing kitchen, Uchiha Madara followed.

So he saw that all of Kotomine Kirei's "treasures" were dug out by Gilgamesh, many anime books, game discs, and things with a pornographic index exceeding the standard... Uchiha Madara's pupils straightened, looking Clarified the H picture clearly visible on a fan booklet.

That above happened to be his junior - Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto's unlucky love.

Gilgamesh laughed and said, "I didn't expect Kirei to like to watch these things in his spare time. It seems that the more 'honest' people are, the less they should be underestimated."

Uchiha Madara inexplicably felt that Hashirama was also shot under his words.

What does Hashirama do in his spare time?

Read little yellow books?

In half an hour, Uchiha Madara and Gilgamesh scraped Kotomine Kirei's collection, read everything they could see, and at the same time gained a new understanding of the priest's lower limit.Gilgamesh put down a dirty pornographic book in disgust, and said, "What level is this, his taste is really bad."

Uchiha Madara was in a strange mood, "...Hashirama is all right, it's time for us to go out for breakfast."

After the two went out, they saw Senshouzhujian wearing a discordant pink apron and coming out of the kitchen with a plate in his hand.

Kotomine Kirei smiled very divinely.

You can tell who provided the apron at a glance.

Uchiha Madara felt ashamed, "Hashirama!" He walked over and yanked off the ugly apron.

Senju Bashirama said innocently: "Kirei said that you will be happy in this way."

Uchiha Madara's sharp eye knife immediately shot at Kotomine Kirei, Kotomine Kirei bowed his head in silence, holding the cross in his hand and praying for breakfast.Gilgamesh pulled out a chair and sat next to Kirei, and began to taste the cooking skills from Heroic Spirit, and then... his expression became constipated.

"Pooh--"

"Why put so many peppers!"

Gilgamesh lifted the plate angrily, while Uchiha Madara ate the breakfast made for him alone, the corners of his lips curved slightly.

Think Hashirama is easy to bully?

Kotomine Kirei's expression also twitched, the bright red piece in his bowl was not pepper, but tomato sauce.

Qianshou Zhujian said without guilt: "Eat more of other flavors."

This move successfully made Gilgamesh full of anger in the morning. He gave the pair of dogs and men a vicious look, turned his head and left the villa.

After Uchiha Madara finished eating, he and Hashirama were left in the villa, and Kotomine Kirei also went out to find other food.He paid attention to the four weeks, and finally mentioned the system after many days, "I have already completed two tasks, and the last one is short."

Qianshou Zhujian was pleasantly surprised, and hurriedly asked, "Which one is missing?"

Uchiha Madara fiddled with the empty bowl and said, "Your friendship is earth-shattering."

Qianshou Zhujian looked embarrassed.

I didn't notice it before, but now that so many things have happened, it always feels like a kind of ridicule after hearing it.

"Ahem." Senju Bashima cheered up and grabbed Madara's bowls and chopsticks, "We are already earth-shattering! Shocking the ninja world! Don't worry, Gilgamesh will definitely admit it!"

Uchiha Madara said numbly: "I can't be happy at all, okay..." That nasty Jinjiang system is completely playing with them, okay!Kuizhuma has a big heart and is not angry at all. If it were Gilgamesh, he would probably become angry from embarrassment.

However, this is Senju Bashirama.

Uchiha Madara sat on a chair and watched him busy, his black hair was so flowing, he had the illusion of temporarily forming a home.

his man?

This title seems to sound less tangled.

Senjujuma, under the sight of his friend, had goosebumps appearing constantly, and turned around with a dry smile, "Madara, what are you looking at?"

Uchiha Madara held his chin and said, "You seem to care about my opinion?"

Chijujuma nodded.

Uchiha Madara walked over to help him wash the dishes together, and then suddenly kissed the corner of his lips, which was called a sneak attack, "I will solve the task this time, you are not suitable to be close to Gilgamesh."

Senshou Zhuma immediately blushed at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"spot!"

"Well, I'm listening."

Uchiha Madara resolved his anger with a calm attitude.

In the corner of the kitchen, Senshou Zhujian squatted there covered in ashes and planted mushrooms, unable to bear the pressure.

When Gilgamesh came back from wandering in the middle of the night, Madara Uchiha sat in the living room and waited for him, holding a map of various countries in his hand.Gilgamesh smelled of alcohol, his eyes were lazy, there was a smear of lipstick on his collar, and a string of shiny gold around his neck, he tried to vividly interpret the image of a playboy.

"What are you waiting for me?"

He sat down next to Uchiha Madara, leaning his arms on each other's shoulders, as if the relationship was so good.

Gilgamesh's mood is as unpredictable as the weather.

Uchiha Madara didn't stop him, and said, "Did you forget the bet last night?"

Gilgamesh would have forgotten not to mention this incident, but when he mentioned the incident that almost got him raped last night, his godly handsome face distorted and said angrily: "Obviously I won! You don't speak well!" What counts!" He and Uchiha Madara made a bet during the wine fight, betting on whether Senju Bashirama would come out, and it turned out to be true, Senju Bashirama came out, and the winner was the bet that he would come out of Gilgamesh.

"Shut up, if you continue to swear, I will leave."

"whispering sound--"

Gilgamesh took back the swearing angrily, and said, "Anyone with a discerning eye knows there is something wrong with the relationship between the two of you, but he still thinks you are friends."

Madara Uchiha leaned back, leaning on the sofa with his limbs relaxed, "Didn't you say that the relationship between me and Hashirama is earth-shattering?"

Gilgamesh suddenly narrowed his eyes.

the second time.

The second time he heard similar words from Uchiha Madara's mouth.

"Oh? Did I say that?" Gilgamesh approached his neck with a smile, his breath sprayed on his fair skin, and he could vaguely see the skin tightening caused by repulsion.Only virgins who have not been recruited will have such an obvious reaction, but any master in the field of love will not be surprised by his behavior at all.

"Yeah." Uchiha Madara smiled, "So I'll give you a chance to 'punish' me, and I'd like to admit defeat."

Gilgamesh stopped moving.

Facing this bait, his eyes were full of suspicion, "What are you planning?"

Uchiha Madara teased: "Why, don't you dare?"

How could there be things in this world that the oldest king dared not do? He even refused the goddess's love, and he was so self-willed that the black mud of the Great Holy Grail could not pollute him.

Gilgamesh thought about it, but he couldn't figure out what goal Uchiha Madara wanted to achieve through punishment. There was always a feeling that the other party was calculating him.He gave up those terrible ideas, and replied with a nasty smile: "Since you are so straightforward, then please try to please me as much as possible tomorrow."

He pinched Uchiha Madara's butt, and went back to sleep smartly.

Uchiha Madara stared at his back with murderous intent.

Being taken advantage of in vain, this kind of thing made him want to kill Gilgamesh, a flamboyant narcissist.

During the day, Gilgamesh's punishment was surprisingly "pure".

He didn't want to be used by Madara Uchiha, so he simply made a joking bet before he couldn't find a way to deal with it.If Uchiha Madara can't even do this, Gilgamesh will laugh at him every day in the future, and even look down on him.

"Ten plates of mapo tofu."

After Kotomine Kirei received Gilgamesh's order, he gave Uchiha Madara a friendship preparation.

Uchiha Madara can't eat spicy food, Gilgamesh saw it clearly during the period of cohabitation.

Facing today's "abnormally rich" breakfast, Madara Uchiha was silent for a moment, sat in front of the bright red mapo tofu, picked up a spoon, and stuffed it into his mouth mouthful.Seeing this, Senju Bashima's face was filled with horror, and he stopped Madara's suicidal behavior, "Madara, don't be overthinking it!"

Uchiha Madara said hoarsely: "Let go, I am willing to bet and admit defeat."

Senju Bashima looked at Gilgamesh in confusion, and Gilgamesh stared at Uchiha Madara with interest, and told the bet at the bar that day.

Senshou Zhujian immediately turned dark.

"Is that why you don't trust me so much! You even bet that I won't come out!"

"Do you seem worthy of my trust?"

Uchiha Madara asked a rhetorical question coolly, Senju Hashirama was depressed, and slowly let go of his hands.He felt guilty that he had caused Madara to lose, and was also angry that if he hadn't come out, wouldn't Madara really want to kiss Gilgamesh, a scumbag?

Under the watchful eyes of the three people, Uchiha Madara frowned, and from the initial fast to slow down, he only finished three games, and his mouth was red hot.

When the fifth set is resolved——

His eye sockets were a little red.

Gilgamesh completely forgot his vigilance, laughed so hard that he couldn't even eat his own breakfast, "Hahaha!"

Kotomine Kirei stopped the hero king's dangerous act of messing with knives and forks in time.

"Madara." In the sixth set, Senjujuma once again held Uchiha Madara's hand, his eyes were full of worry, "You go to rinse your mouth first, you don't need to eat it all at once, it's bad for your tongue. The burden is too great." He pulled Uchiha Madara from his seat rather forcefully, and then said to Gilgamesh, "Come back immediately, this should not violate the bet."

Gilgamesh waved his hand and said mercifully, "Come back in five minutes."

Senshou Bashima pulled Madara, who wanted to get rid of Mapo Tofu all at once, and quickly left his sight.

5 minute later.

Uchiha Madara returned to his seat with a normal expression, as if he had adjusted.

He quickly ate half of the plate in his hand and the remaining four plates, covered his mouth, and said in a cold voice, "The bet is complete."

He went straight to the toilet again.

Great tendency to vomit.

Gilgamesh was so happy that he couldn't find the north today, he praised the very powerful Kotomine Kirei, "Your craftsmanship is good."

Definitely the extra spicy version.

Kotomine Kirei smiled silently, with a funeral-like lily in the background.