[Comprehensive] The whole ninja world thought we would be together

The black mud that exudes evil thoughts flows all around, which is icy cold, but brings a strange heat.

Madara Uchiha pressed against Senju Hashirama, who was full of dry smiles, and both sides "treated each other honestly", and they had finished watching everything that should be seen.His breathing was steady, his eyes were smiling, as if he didn't feel the stiffness in Hashirama, and there was a reaction from somewhere in his body, "Are you willing to die for me, but unwilling to accept the relationship between us that is different from brothers?"

Senshou Zhujian's chaotic brain suddenly sobered up.

Not only him, Uchiha Madara stuck to his body, and the reaction that should have occurred.He hurriedly grabbed Uchiha Madara's shoulders, keeping a safe distance from his upper body, "Madara, we are all grown men without married wives, this kind of reaction is normal..."

Uchiha Madara was not stimulated by his words, but smiled slightly.

Then the Qianshouzhujian was petrified.

He, he, his best friend held his hand, euphemistically saying: "It's normal for friends to help each other, right?"

Wait, this is not normal!

In a trance, there seemed to be some integrity that shattered with a click.

-

Senju Hashirama, who had met her physiological needs, blushed like a monkey's ass, and almost ran away clutching her key parts. She was no longer as calm as when she took a bath together when she was a child.In fact, not to mention the accidental loss of clothes this time, they had seen each other before when they were green and immature.

Uchiha Madara sneered: "Who always stood behind me while I was relieved when I was young."

Senshou Zhuma said angrily, "It's because your back is too sensitive! As long as someone stands behind, you can't even urinate!"

Uchiha Madara: "..."

Madara Uchiha, whose history was shattered, squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth, "Susano!"

Huge chakras rise into the sky!

"Ahhhhh! Calm down!" Senju Hashirama ran with his head in his arms, under the huge shadow he looked like the side who was beaten by a mole, and his buttocks were still naked, as miserable as he could be.

Uchiha Madara didn't make a big fuss. There are many ordinary people nearby. Even if they can't see Chakra, the damage caused can definitely be seen.He tidied up Senju Bashirama, and took back Susano, which was particularly consuming Chakra.

The next thing of great importance lay before them.

—no clothes.

They weren't Gilgamesh with their own treasure trove. They wanted to leave Fuyuki City without running naked, without being captured by equipment, so they could only hold back their shame and steal a piece of clothing.

No, it's two pieces.

Senshou Bashima resolutely took the task.

Uchiha Madara snorted coldly, and found a hidden place to hide, so as not to be seen indecent image.

As for whether Senjujuma will be seen by others... This is not within the scope of Uchiha Madara's thinking. Anyway, Senjuzhujian will have wood escape, and wood escape can bloom and create forests. At the critical moment, rattan and There is no problem with using leaves to cover the body.

Ten minutes later, Senju Bashima ran back in a hurry, and gave Uchiha Madara the clothes before he even had time to put on his clothes.

Uchiha Madara slowly put on the new, odorless clothes in front of him.

The right size.

No risk of the waistband not fitting.

Senju Bashima wiped off his sweat, and quickly put on his own clothes, but he didn't find a place to keep out of the wind to put on his clothes, but did so in front of Uchiha Madara.While wearing it, he thought to himself that his calculation was not wrong, if something happened that he couldn't put on the clothes, Madara would definitely go crazy.

After having the [fig leaf] as a human being, Senju Hashima regained his vitality and left those embarrassing things behind.

"Where are we... going next?"

The sky is big and the earth is big, but Qianshou Zhujian, whose hands are empty, is very excited.

He hasn't seen the world yet!

"Go find me—Master." Uchiha Madara turned his head to look at Hashirama, his brows and eyes stained with a sharp murderous look, "He was rescued by Gilgamesh, let's go find him now, we shouldn't have to sleep in the wild tonight gone."

Qianshou Zhujian shielded his murderous aura, and smiled brightly, "Okay, I wonder if he would like to raise another heroic spirit."

Uchiha Madara understood his subtext.

Calculated according to the previous account, if you don't want to raise it, you have to raise it!Otherwise beat him to death.

Madara Uchiha pinched his fingers, his smile was extremely cold, "Before that, we should go to your Master, he seems to be still alive."

At the corner, a man ran away quickly holding a child who had just been dug out from the ruins.

Emiya Kiritsugu was so happy when he found the child who didn't die, so when he saw that Uchiha Madara and Senjujuma were not dead, he felt so relieved.He was losing energy while running, but the murderous intent behind him was getting stronger and stronger. As a last resort, he took a last look at the only remaining Command Spell on the back of his hand.

Emiya Kiritsugu sighed from the bottom of his heart.

"Thousands of Hands, I will order you with Command Seals!"

Not far away, Senshou Zhujian's body froze, accepting the control of the last command spell——

Uchiha Madara was furious, "You are courting death!"

But Emiya Kiritsugu's order came through the air, "I order you to kiss Madara Uchiha with your tongue, hug him for half, no, don't move for an hour!" Killing two birds with one stone, insidiously eliminated two difficult enemies, After consuming the third Command Seal and liberating the heroic spirits, Emiya Kiritsugu said that he had already seen through the abnormal relationship between these two heroic spirits.

Still friendly?

It was just to deceive his daughter in the comic, and when he returned home, he would complain that the comic was selling corruption, seriously affecting the physical and mental health of the child!

Hearing this, Uchiha Madara's murderous aura stagnated.

A minute later, he felt helpless for the first time in his life, and the warm touch on his lips told him what was true.

Being forced to kiss Madara, Senju Hashima's heart completely collapsed.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Master, how can you be so unreliable!

No ahhhhhhhhhhh!

What he likes are girls, not men!

Senju Zhuma hugged Uchiha Madara with his uncontrollable hands, pressed his uncontrollable lips against the other's lips, pried open his teeth, and poked his tongue in.The heat is hotter than the skin in the mouth, the soft tongue is not as sharp as the teeth, and it can't utter those poisonous words. The moment it is entangled, Uchiha Madara's face turns red.

The murderous aura that was as sharp as a knife was also softening unknowingly.

"Well……"

Uchiha Madara grabbed Hashirama's back, leaving a gap in the corner of his eyes for Emiya Kiritsugu who fled.

Forget it, spare your life.

This kiss lasted for an hour, Uchiha Madara's mouth was numb, and his cheeks were sore.

His eyes were blank.

Uchiha Madara wanted to avoid Hashirama, who was an incarnation kissing maniac, but Hashirama's melee physical skills restrained him 100%, not to mention that the other party's hands clasped his waist and shoulders, and then grabbed his wrist .Wanting to break free from Senshou Bashirama with two legs, he even did the thing of attacking the opponent's lower abdomen three inches!Still can't get rid of this guy!

"Enough...Hashirama...you..."

Uchiha Madara screamed in the continuous kiss.

Lips are broken!

And there were more ordinary people around them, and they all stared dumbfounded at the couple kissing passionately on the disaster site.

The flashing lights appear from time to time—

Uchiha Madara successfully lost face to another world.

-

Gilgamesh looked at the latest newspaper, collapsed on the sofa, and laughed, "Hahahaha! Those two bastards hahaha! They even made the headlines!"

Attracted by his laughter, Kotomine Kirei lowered his head to pick up the newspaper, and a smile appeared in the corners of his eyes and on his face.The latest headline is, of course, Fuyuki City, where a major accident has occurred. Two people who look like characters from "Naruto" are kissing affectionately.

If you look carefully, Uchiha Madara's eyes are full of murderous intent.

Senju Bashima also twisted his face in pain.

Looks like they're about to break the world record for their kissing time...

Gilgamesh laughed out of breath, his blond hair was disheveled, leaning on the sofa and explaining: "Ahem, Senju Bashirama must have been ordered by a command spell, and the one who can do this kind of thing must be Emiyakiri you have been thinking about." Tsugumi, from this point of view, Emiya Kiritsugu is quite an interesting person."

Noticing that Kotomine Kirei's eyes were still focused on the newspaper, Gilgamesh laughed again, "Did you see that? His back was scratched to pieces by Madara."

spot?

Kotomine Kirei raised his eyes and glanced at Gilgamesh, when did he have such a good relationship with Uchiha Madara?

Gilgamesh crossed his legs and sat on the sofa with a strange look in his red eyes. This emotion made him alive, as if he was not an ancient heroic spirit who had lived for thousands of years, but a modern one. youth.

Kotomine Kirei opened his mouth, and was about to ask the reason, but was interrupted by a crashing sound.

"Bam—"

Uchiha Madara kicked open the door of his house, and the door panel was torn apart.

Take a wall recess.

He withdrew his legs shyly, and led the people in with an attitude no less arrogant than Gilgamesh.Kotomine Kirei didn't need to be surprised anymore, Gilgamesh stood up and stretched his waist, "It took so long to find this place, and the ninja's ability is not very good."

Kotomine Kirei: "..."

He held the cross around his neck and silently prayed to the gods.

Oh God.

Let him live through the day.

His Lord granted the wishes of his "believers".

Uchiha Madara didn't kill him, and Senju Hashirama didn't attack the enemy who indirectly killed him, but they asked to stay in Kotomine Kirei's house.From then on, Kotomine Kirei lived in dire straits, and realized the true meaning of life in the midst of pain—he needed a diamond heart to survive.

If Diarmuid and Senjujuma are economical and practical heroic spirits, then Gilgamesh and Uchiha Madara are undoubtedly... prodigal types.

Originally, Gilgamesh could pick up lottery tickets at a golden rate, relying on the financial resources of the Tohsaka family, the income and expenditure can be balanced, and Tohsaka Tokiomi will not allow the King of Heroes to cut down on food and clothing.But they killed the rich man, and the master was replaced by another one. Kotomine Kirei did not have such strong financial support as a family.

His private money was basically handed over to Gilgamesh, and the salary of the church was not high, so life was tight.

What's even more frightening is that he has to raise two more heroic spirits!