Pig feet are not human series

At first glance, people still can't understand what happened?

Xu Han is also in the group. It was just eleven o'clock, when it was active. He was on duty in the security room, and he opened the group thinking he was bored. Suddenly, everyone was discussing the handsome guy's video. He didn't have WIFI. I didn't want to watch it, but everyone said it was magical, as if I saw a big star, so I clicked in out of curiosity. I was still distressed by the traffic, but I was shocked when I saw Chen Fusheng.

This guy was wearing pajamas, with his chest wide open, sitting solemnly in front of the computer, with a straight waist and an expressionless pale face. He was surprised from time to time, and was frightened by the explicit advertisements that popped up.

Although the video is not as good-looking as I am, it is enough to make other people crazy. To be honest, even Xu Han forgot about the traffic fee after watching it, let alone other people.

Anyway, he got along with Chen Fu on a daily basis, so he was more or less immune to that face, although he was still amazed sometimes, let alone others.

He is a monster himself, with a strange appearance, and he is well maintained. He looks like a sexy and mature man.

This guy even put his hand into his clothes to scratch it, and after a while he nervously opened his clothes to see if there were any scars. He was more paranoid about skin than women.

Xu Han finally couldn't stand it anymore, and called him, "Idiot, how long are you going to be stupid?"

"En?" Chen Fusheng didn't know why, "What's wrong?"

"You go to the group to see for yourself, everyone is looking at you as stupid." Xu Han spoke viciously, and actually regarded Chen Fusheng as his own, and he was not allowed to be seen by others.

Chen Fusheng is still not proficient in playing computer, he was about to open the group, who knows where he clicked, and there were more and more explicit pictures on the page, and soon Xu Han heard a lot of women chatting moan.

"What are you looking at?" Xu Han asked angrily, waiting nervously for his answer.

"I don't know, it seems that I accidentally clicked on an advertisement, and then I clicked the red cross as you said, but it popped up more and more, what should I do?" Chen Fusheng's voice came from the phone It was heard that Xu Han looked at him in the video, frowned his pretty eyebrows, thought that there was something wrong with the computer, and searched for the problem over and over again.

He pats the computer for a while, presses the keyboard for a while, and moves the mouse for a while. During this process, he moves a lot, and more skin is exposed on his chest. His skin is already good, and he pays special attention to maintenance. Like a layer of fluorescence.

"Turn off the computer first." Xu Han commanded from the air.

"Oh." Xu Han taught him how to turn off the computer, and he still remembers it clearly. Just as he was about to turn it off, Xu Han stopped him again, "Wait!"

"En? What's the matter?" Chen Fusheng didn't know why.

"See the light next to the computer? The one that's on, come closer and smile."

Chen Fusheng took a look, and sure enough there was a light, which was dazzlingly bright just now. He wanted to turn it off, but he didn't know how to turn it off. He wanted to pull it out, but he was afraid it would break.

He leaned over and grinned.

The first time Xu Han didn't capture the picture, he immediately scolded Chen Fusheng for being disobedient, "Come closer and stay still for three seconds."

The second time he slipped his hand and only caught a phantom, of course he wouldn't admit it, and blamed Chen Fusheng for moving around.It was the third time that I was finally satisfied.

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"Okay, you can turn off the computer now." Xu Han was very satisfied with the screenshot, and just took a picture of Chen Fusheng's entire face.

"Oh." Chen Fusheng over there is still a novice in computer, so he respects Xu Han, a senior.

He turned off the computer, waited for a long time and turned it on again, then dallyed to continue learning computer knowledge.

Xu Han held his phone and zoomed in on it from time to time. By the way, he sighed, this guy is really good-looking, and he has no shortcomings when viewed horizontally or vertically. This is the legendary 365-degree handsome guy with no dead ends. The stars on TV are all weak up.

But he won't say that, he must not let that bastard Chen Fusheng know his capital, otherwise he will be at a disadvantage in terms of love in the future.

At any rate, he still has a few years of experience in love. Nowadays, children fall in love early. Chen Fusheng is as clean as a piece of white paper in this respect. He doesn't understand anything and has to ask for everything.

And that guy is 100% stubborn, he really rejects the high-tech technology of the Communist Party, and he doesn't even wear modern clothes.

"What an idiot." Holding the phone, Xu Han couldn't help laughing. He clicked on the group and found that everyone was still talking about Chen Fusheng.

It Doesn't Rain in Autumn: Who Was That Just Now?So handsome, who pulled it in?

That's a wolf: I don't know ╮(╯_╰)╭

Counting money under the corner: I did it, my girlfriend.

This sentence exploded in an instant.

Baishou: Obviously a man?

It doesn't rain in autumn: yes yes yes.

Counting money under the corner: My girlfriend is naughty and likes to dress up as a man.

"..."

"..."

All ellipses.

It doesn't rain in autumn: Xu Han took your girlfriend out to have a look.

Baishou: Yes, yes, I want to see it.

It was a wolf: I want to see it too.

The next string of agree agrees.

Xu Han was a little proud, he quickly typed a string of characters.

Counting money under the corner: My daughter-in-law is shy and won't show it to you.

It doesn't rain in autumn: Huh, don't do this.

Baishou: I really want to see your wife.

That's a wolf: plus one.

The following is all plus one.

Xu Han didn't care either, he closed the group, and the smug smile on his face was even bigger, the group was full of classmates, and those who had pain in the ass organized themselves, pretending to be aggressive together every day, Xu Han usually pretends to be, but he has never acted like this Can.

It will be twelve o'clock soon, and you can take a break after twelve o'clock, as long as there is no accident.

Xu Han stretched out the recliner and went to sleep. In his dream, he naturally thought of Chen Fusheng's coquettish bag. This guy must be putting on a mask at this time. His masks are all homemade, red and green, and they glow at night, scaring the urine Is there any?

When Xu Han woke up in the morning, he found himself wet. He was a little embarrassed. Fortunately, he woke up early and hurriedly changed shifts with the morning security guards. He began to think about how to tell his parents that he was rich?

And there are so many at once, could it be said that it was given by the boyfriend?His parents must be terrified.

But it seems that sooner or later, parents should know, after all, Chen Fusheng can't always be hidden, even though Chen Fusheng didn't care, Xu Han still felt that he should be given an identity to get along with.

His parents are not in good health, it would be a disaster if they were frightened when they heard the news of their boyfriend.

Xu Han decided to take it easy, let Chen Fusheng walk in front of his parents for a while before telling them.

As for money, he thinks the safest way is to tell them that they won the lottery, or 500 million.

At that time, parents will not have to be so tired, and it will be convenient to buy a bigger house to live in.

When he got home, he first told about winning the lottery, and took a bag of money. As expected, the family was very happy. Xu Han said that he would give the money to his parents. With bandages on, it is inconvenient to move around, "Son, I know you are filial, but you can save the money to start a business or get a wife in the future. The situation of our family is not too bad, and the house can still live..."

"Dad!" Xu Han interrupted him suddenly, "The money is for you. You can use it to buy houses and clothes for whatever you want. Don't worry about the daughter-in-law. I will definitely bring you a big fat daughter-in-law."

It is said that married people will be fat, I hope Chen Fusheng can have this standard, he always thinks that guy is too thin.

His parents were completely relieved, with gratified smiles on their faces, "Our family has grown up and knows how to love others."

These words made Xu Han blush a little, it hurts...

Obviously he was hurt.

At night, he just woke up, because he slept during the shift, so he didn't sleep for a long time during the day, he got up in a few hours, and he heard a ball game playing in the room when he got up.

Chen Fusheng lazily huddled under the quilt, sleeping next to him, with his head exposed, covered with a headband, revealing the outline of his entire face. His facial features are three-dimensional, and they are particularly delicate, making him extraordinarily handsome.

The sound of the TV was played very low, obviously not wanting to wake him up.

Chen Fusheng was still holding the remote control in his hand, he pressed it from time to time, and finally stopped on Gongdouju.

Xu Han is most dissatisfied with him, he likes to watch Gongdou idol dramas like a woman, and every time a person appears on the stage, he will ask whether he is beautiful or she is beautiful.

Xu Han naturally satirized him whenever he found an opportunity, "Don't show off on the street like you. If you are a man or a woman, people will be scared to death when they see it."

Chen Fusheng didn't refute, he just squinted his eyes and smiled, then continued to watch TV.

Xu Han snatched the remote control in his hand and changed it to the ball game just now. He is different from Chen Fusheng. He is completely a man in life. He plays basketball, football, gets together to brag, talk about women, and things men like. He likes them all.

It was a coincidence that he saw the ball being scored by a foreigner, and immediately complained, "Who is this? Can he kick it? Paralyzed kicked it so badly."

As soon as he got angry, he picked up the remote control and smashed it. The remote control regretted it in mid-air. It would be a disaster if the paralysis was smashed.

boom!The remote control hit the wall, and it was naturally broken into several pieces, Xu Han's heart was bleeding.

Who knew that Chen Fusheng would scold him when he saw him scolding, "Crap." He casually threw out the disposable chopsticks on the table that he hadn't finished eating yesterday, who knew that the force was too strong, the chopsticks poked into the screen, and the screen squeaked twice. The screen went black.

Chen Fusheng was startled, he ran over to pat the blacked-out screen with a guilty conscience, "Why is it so difficult to use, it will be broken with a light force?"

He took two shots and failed to take a good shot. He felt even more guilty, and he was afraid that Xu Han would say him, so he kicked him hard.