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"I only know," You Fang said, "fools and those who have a conspiracy will take the initiative to raise bets with a small winning rate, and they won't bet twice. In addition, although the general video can't show the opponent's energy fluctuations, there are some signs that can be seen in the photos." You can see it, not to mention the video."

Mo Congshuo: "What sign?"

You Fang: "You will know when you reach the intermediate level."

"Hey, hey," Wei Pengxi couldn't help it, "Why do I feel like you've been badmouthing me?"

You Fang wondered: "...Think?"

Shen Zhuo translated: "Isn't this obvious? Do you still need to guess? Do you need to ask?"

"Okay, be serious," Mo Congshuo said with a smile, "this time the bet is on. If Wei Pengxi loses, then the frequency of regular one-on-one guidance to Lu Xiao will increase to at least once a week. Delay, please advance the guidance time, if it is delayed, it will be doubled, and it will be doubled for every week of delay, there is no upper limit."

"There must be an upper limit," You Fang said, "otherwise, as long as there is no guidance for three consecutive weeks, the debt will never be paid off?"

"Then guide in advance," Shen Zhuo said, "For example, if you guide for seven consecutive days in the first week, you will complete the seven-week amount, and then guide for a few days on a whim during the six weeks without mandatory guidance days, and you can do it again. No need for guidance for a few more weeks. What a virtuous cycle.”

"It helps to develop a sense of responsibility." Mo Congshuo added, "and a cautious attitude towards time and betting."

After pondering for a while, You Fang said: "Allow others to guide you."

Mo Congshuo: "It must be approved by Lu Xiao in advance."

You Fang: "We can only guarantee advance notice."

Worried about Lu Xiao deliberately embarrassing and biting his disagreement to increase the guidance time?You're so narrow-minded, even if you send a first-level prophet to guide you, Lu Xiao's temperament is impossible to argue with professionals.Ah, I'm sorry, Hilltop Academy doesn't even have conjurers, let alone prophets. They have a lot of physical skills, and in terms of pure strength, anyone can guide the zero-level.Mo Congshuo also digs into the details: "First, notify at least one day in advance; second, the acting director must not be too irritable, and must not be prejudiced against zero-level and ordinary people."

You Fang: "Time and attitude are fine. As for irascibility, most of the mountain people have bad tempers. I can only guarantee that they will not be more irritable than Peng Xi."

"It's not necessarily okay to be as irritable as him," Shen Zhuo said, "After all, it's rare for him to be so strong outside."

"Who did it?!" Wei Pengxi, who finally interrupted the conversation, showed his irritability with his own experience.

Except for Lu Xiao who gave him a hesitant look, no one paid any attention to him.

"Then to put it another way," You Fang continued to limit the frame, "I guarantee that the acting director will not do anything harmful to Lu Xiao during the guidance period, nor will he find Lu Xiao during the non-guidance time because of the unpleasantness that occurred during the guidance period. Trouble."

Shen Zhuo: "That's all right."

"That's right." Wei Pengxi said coldly, "I only said how I lost, but not how you lost."

Mo Congshuo: "The previous bet also requires these, otherwise the guidance once a month is enough... If it is enough, it can be cheated for a lifetime."

Wei Pengxi: "...What is your ellipsis?"

Shen Zhuo: "You fill it in and read it, and use your self-reflection spirit."

"...Anyway, I want fairness. If you lose..." Wei Pengxi was stuck, and turned to You Fang, "What should I mention?"

"Now you know how to ask me?" You Fang said to himself in a conversational voice.

Wei Pengxi: "Don't be so narrow-minded, think about it for me."

"Then," You Fang said, "if you lose, find him a girlfriend who is gentle, tolerant, good at housework, patient, and experienced in managing people."

Wei Pengxi: "..."

The two of Shen Zhuo: "..." There is something wrong with the painting style.

"Why does it have to be a girlfriend?" Shen Ning seemed to be relieved, and he had the stubbornness of ignoring the object to ask the bottom line again, "Can't I have a boyfriend?"

You Fang didn't mind that the person who asked the question was very young, after all, one could tell from his appearance that he was related to Shen Zhuo by blood.If it weren't for the child's appearance without the slightest shadow of Mo Congshuo, and Mo Congshuo is not yet able to conceive a child on his own, and the two of them don't need to spend a lot of money to have a child so early, You Fang would think that The child was born to them.

"It's a matter of probability," You Fang said, "He has a bad temper, if he is a boyfriend, he will definitely fight sooner or later, and even develop the habit of fighting according to the three meals. Relatively speaking, women have a higher tolerance. There are many. Of course, it cannot be a female physique master, let alone a sword master. It is best to be a pharmacist, and it is recognized that the temper is the mildest among professionals."

Shen Zhuo: "That's because the standard of 'mildness' among professionals is very low." If you don't choose short people among the short people, if you set your psychological expectations so low...it is indeed less likely to despair.

"Why should I entrust outsiders with my private affairs?" Wei Pengxi was very upset.

You Fang: "Because Mountaintop Academy can't digest it internally." The direction of awakening is only guards and sentries and ordinary people are second. One pair after another must be killed.

Wei Pengxi: "As for the arrogant ones in the Imperial Capital School, will she take care of me or should I accommodate her? It's different and fight? Do you think that the pharmacist can't kill people with his poisonous hands?"

You Fang: "So let the insiders choose. How about it, do you agree to this condition?"

Take it so seriously it seems like we're doomed.Didn't you act like Wei Pengxi was doomed just now?It's really hard to guess what this physicist is thinking, or is it always so twisted after the intermediate level?Shen Zhuo nodded: "Yes, but let's talk about it first, we only need to introduce, we will not be responsible for whether we get along well with each other in the future, and whether we beat you to death or not."

You Fang: "Naturally, professional dating agencies can't do everything, they just want a chance to meet and get to know each other."

Mo Congshuo endured it for a while, and didn't say that he thought You Fang's tolerance was actually suitable for being Wei Pengxi's lifelong nanny, but even though close friends and gay friends are often confused, there is still a difference, right?

[Of course,] Shen Zhuo said, [the most significant difference is whether you want to touch, kiss, hug and have a deeper communication with each other, I mean physically. ]

Mo Congshuo: [Do you know that there is a feeling called Plato? ]

[It must be because of not lifting. ] Shen Zhuo asserted.

Mo Congshuo: […]

Shen Ning has been listening to his mother nagging every day since he can remember, nagging him that he should pay attention to safety, play more with children, and so on.But the so-called extremes must be reversed, although Shen's mother's nagging content actually contained a lot of old man's wisdom, but Shen Ning has habitually ignored it, and occasionally heard a sentence or two, and did not pay much attention to it.

——Compared to talking nonsense, Shen's mother doesn't want to accept her son's wisdom of defining herself as an 'old man', she is only middle-aged!middle aged! !middle aged! ! !One or two unfilial sons.

"I really don't understand," Shen Zhuo wondered, "What's wrong with admitting that you are old? It doesn't mean that if you admit it, you will grow older out of thin air."

Mo Congshuo: "The problem is, Mom is not old."

The standard definition of old age for ordinary people in the modern dictionary starts from 90 years old. Recently, it is proposed that this line should be moved to 95 years old. According to the usual situation, this kind of people has a deep mass base and involves interests. Small proposals will take five or six years at most to be implemented. On the other hand, according to the default rules of society, those who receive monthly pensions after retirement can also be considered old age, and the general retirement age for Boya is 70 years old.As for whether to continue to work after the age of 70, it depends on personal preferences. The official does not force it. Anyway, the pension can only ensure that there is no need to worry about food and clothing. If you want to enjoy luxury, please work hard on your own or find someone to support it.However, most people still choose to continue working after retirement, because in fact, from the age of 70 to 90, these 20 years are the stage when ordinary people in Boya have accumulated enough experience without seriously degrading their physical fitness and slowing down their thinking. Supervision and other aspects of work are very radiant.

So, Shen's mother, who is only under [-]—a few months away—is still ten years away from retirement, and even more than thirty years away from old age. Why does she want to obey the old age?It's just slander.

Shen Zhuo: "Shuo Shuo, you haven't reached old age in the sum of your two lifetimes, why don't you often claim that you have an old heart."

Mo Congshuo: "Let me just say that the exaggeration in the rhetoric just shows that I am tired."

Shen Zhuo: "I was just talking, and I didn't really feel that my mother is old. Even if she is old, she will still be strong."

Mo Congshuo: "Don't add the last sentence." Besides saying four 'old' words in succession, aren't you really looking for fault?Your mother heard that she must smoke you, of course, you don't care, anyway, you have already been used to it.

Shen Ning is used to his mother's nagging, and his dislike of making friends and annoying noise makes it difficult for him to get in touch with others too much. In terms of rational thinking, he is far beyond the level of his peers, but where rational thinking is not enough, he may Not even a child who has just learned to walk.

At least the children who are just walking know that after falling, if there is no one around, don’t rush to cry, save it, wait for the adults to fall again, and cry twice.

Shen Ning can't do it, he just thinks that 'crying' is a meaningless activity that consumes energy and has no benefit, and he should never do it.What, a child who can cry has adults to give candy to him?Xiaodi Shen said that the basic rule of this world is equivalent exchange. Although he doesn’t like sweets, if he wants it occasionally, he can exchange it with labor, small manual work, data sorting, and some repetitive tasks left over due to users’ dislike of robots. Small labor, these are all things he can do. Although the pay is very low, it is definitely enough to buy candy. After all, children should be restrained in eating candy.

Don't talk about looking at peers, even when looking at adults, Shen Ning often thinks they are too stupid, why always do things that get twice the result with half the effort?Why keep wasting time in worthless nonsense, staring blankly, arguing, waiting, and looping?Why do you not do it when you know how to do it better? Why do you insist on complaining that it is too difficult, too boring, lacks perseverance, and cannot persevere?Why would you rather spend your time complaining than get things done in half the time or less?Why……

"Children have countless whys," Mo Congshuo said, "It's just that Shen Ning's whys skipped the popular science class that can ask machines to get answers by themselves, and focused on humans who don't have fixed answers."

Shen Ning said that he hates things that have no fixed answer, especially the irresponsible answer of 'wrong is indeed wrong, but doing this will make people happier'.