Turn GL
Chapter 68
Dou Bi is stupid again.
Before the recording of the show, Big C repeatedly told Dou Bi to memorize the lines and scripts, talk less and smile more, and keep a cold image.To put it bluntly, your IQ is exposed when you speak, so shut your big mouth quickly.
Then Dou Bi is not convinced, she is not taking the high-cold route, how can she show her personality charm without talking?Besides, she has a lot of black rice points now, and she still wants to rely on variety shows to clear herself up. She feels that Big C is a bit too contemptuous, and it is clearly restricting her development.
Feng Sha sat in the auditorium, looked at Dou Bi, and was so nervous that her palms were sweating, there was never a variety show where Dou Bi was not ashamed, so she could only cheer her up in her heart, "Sister Dou, come on this time~ "
The host is a person who knows how to do things. As soon as he came on stage, he locked his target on Dou Bi, knowing that the actress has low IQ and EQ, which is easy to cause stunts.
Take Kobe's retirement last time as an example, Dou Bi followed suit by posting a Weibo without telling the company.
Facts have proved that the effect is very good. In just a few minutes, there are tens of thousands of comments and likes. Dou Bi and Kobe together are on the hot search list in minutes. .
"Grandma, what are you posting!" Big C saw that Weibo, deleted it in seconds, and was so angry that the top of his head was smoking.
"Sister C, can I call your aunt? It's rare for me to post a Weibo with such popularity, why did you delete it?" Dou Bi was upset, knowing that Big C was going to talk about her IQ again, and she was always scolded as stupid It's going to be really stupid. . .
"You don't feel ashamed enough, look what you posted!"
Dou Bi v: Kobe, go all the way, may there be no sorrow in heaven [candle] [candle] [candle].
Dou Bi looked it up and thought it was okay. I found this template from the Internet, but just changed the name. Looking at the comments from netizens, Dou Bi burst into tears, and said with a mournful face: "It's so sad, I thought he... ..."
Another batch of black rice points was born.
Although variety shows will have a fixed script, in order to achieve better entertainment effects and make the show more explosive, the host will usually perform on the spot to test the resilience of the guests.
What Fengsha was most worried about was Dou Bi's impromptu response. Anyway, the one sitting on the stage was her girlfriend, and it would be really embarrassing. Even if she sat off the stage, she would feel embarrassed.
The host went back and forth a thousand times, but he still couldn't get around the previous "Kobe meme".
Seeing the confident smile on Dou Bi's face, Feng Sha felt relieved, after suffering so much last time, one wouldn't fall twice in the same place, right?
Well, Dou Bi fell down twice in the same place gorgeously. Before the host said a word, Dou Bi took herself into the pit by herself, and said regretfully: "Kobe has retired. This year's World Cup will be watched It’s a pity not to see him.”
Then there was a burst of laughter from the audience, Fengsha almost wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in, all the previous homework was for nothing.Dou Bi looked down the stage, saw the silly eyebrows and eyes screwed together, and felt "clang", did she say the wrong thing again?Look at Big C again, already banging his head against the pillar. . .
Even Qiao Yi, who was sitting by the side, couldn't listen anymore, and came out with a smile to smooth things over: "Sister Dou likes to tell jokes very much in the film crew, I think Sister Dou might just switch careers and become a gag writer."
The other two actors in the crew also laughed and agreed, but the atmosphere was a little awkward.
The scene was full of laughter again.
Dou Bi still doesn't know where the joke is, she rolled her eyes at Qiao Yi, and subtexted you little bitch to steal my limelight again.
Feng Sha wanted to cry but had no tears: Why did Sister Dou make that kind of emoji? Do you think there are not enough emoji packs?
Next came the evil game session. As Dou Bi, who had never won a game before, she was quite nervous, but it was useless to be nervous, because in the end it would be her who would lose.
Dou Bi was spoiled, the most distressing thing was being stupid, the studio was full of laughter, the company deliberately packaged her as a comedian, only Feng Sha understood the pain in Dou Bi's heart, as an actress, who wouldn't want to Leave your best years on the screen?The more people around laughed, the sadder Fengsha felt. She wanted to rush up and stop Dou Bi behind her, shouting, stop bullying my girlfriend, but the joke you thought would leave her alone in the corner Li wept silently.
But in fact, she can't do anything, she can only watch Dou Bi being poured a glass of wine, and she is very sad but still forced to smile in front of the camera.
"Sister Dou, I'll help you drink."
Regardless of Mi Lan's warning eyes, Qiao Yi forced herself to stand out. She really couldn't understand the host being so difficult, even if it was a joke, it was too much.
……
After the recording was over, it was a dinner for the program group.
Qiao Yi stayed in a corner drinking quietly. She faked smiles too much today and was too tired.
"Hey~" Dou Bi walked in front of her, raised her head with pride, and said a lot of words without thinking: "Don't think that I will be grateful to you because you blocked the drink for me today, I warn you, you have Bind the suspicion of my hype!" Then he left...
Not far away, Qiao Yi saw Fengsha smiling at her, so she raised the wine glass in her hand and drank again.
"Sister Dou, what did you say?" Feng Sha asked Dou Bi with a smile. She just wanted to thank Sister Qiao for taking care of Dou Bi, but Dou Bi didn't give her a chance to get close to Qiao Yi at all.
"I thanked her and thanked her eighteen generations of ancestors. Are you satisfied? Fool, if you look at her again, I will goug your eyes."
Fengsha: "..."
"Not in a good mood?" Mi Lan sat beside Qiao Yi.
Nonsense, Shen Yanqing still refuses to talk to her, how can she be in a good mood?Qiao Yi chose not to answer. Seeing Mi Lan's posture, she probably wanted to make trouble again.
"How about going abroad to change your mood?" Mi Lan handed Qiao Yi a business card, "It took me a lot of effort to get it."
Qiao Yi took the gold-stamped business card s. For her, these few lines of fine print were the biggest opportunity she had encountered in 25 years. How many people wanted to act in James' movie could only sigh in dismay. "You know James too? You really have great powers."
"We have worked together in the United States a few times before." Mi Lan smiled at Qiao Yi's admiring eyes, and continued: "James has not found a suitable Asian actress for the role of an oriental female in this new film, so I recommended it to him." You, to be honest, I am actually very optimistic about you, if you can successfully open up the international market this time, believe me, you will really usher in a new life, are you interested in giving it a try?"
A year ago, Qiao Yi would have agreed without even thinking about it, but now, she hesitated.Going abroad for development means everything in the country... It's like a choice, if you choose, you have to give up.It's like, back then, Wen Wen chose stardom and abandoned herself...
"Forget it, thank you for giving me this opportunity."
Unpromising, Mi Lan has led so many people, Qiao Yi is the most unambitious one, thinking about getting angry, he will not fight, "Do you know why I want to fight for you?"
"why?"
"Because when you leave the country, there is no one around Shen Yanqing, so I can take advantage of it. Are you afraid?"
As Mi Lan said, Qiao Yi couldn't let go of Shen Yanqing, and this painstaking relationship. The relationship between the two was so close, but the relationship was still so precarious, let alone separated.
"Qiao Yi, I said that love and work should not be confused. Do you know that your emotions are restricting your development? When Shen Yanqing handed you over to me, she said that you are a piece of jade. See if I understand. Zhuo Zhuo, I said you are just a piece of scrap metal, hiding behind others, always thinking of others to protect you, arrange everything for you, please be more mature, do you think such Qiao Yi will make Shen Yanqing like you forever?"
In the end, this aggressive method made Mi Lan very excited, but Qiao Yi was indifferent.
"Thank you, Sister Lan." After a long time, Qiao Yi replied with a smile.
Mi Lan felt that Qiao Yi's reflex arc was too long, "Thank me for what?"
"It made me understand something."
Qiao Yi remembered what Shen Yanqing said to her: You are not my everything, and I am not your everything.
How could she have thought that it was Shen Yanqing who didn't love her?Now she understands that apart from love, there is also friendship and family affection. Everyone has their own career and their own troubles. Shen Yanqing is not everything to her, but it is the best part of her life.
The gap between her and Shen Yanqing probably lies here. Shen Yanqing hopes that Qiao Yi can maintain herself, but Qiao Yi loses herself in this relationship, and even wants to give up her career because of this relationship, leaving behind her pursuit long ago .
"I will become better and will not disappoint Yan Qing."
Mi Lan clinked glasses with her, "It's good to be enlightened."
For the first time, Qiao Yi felt that she and Mi Lan had hit it off so well, and before she knew it, both of them drank a little too much.
"Let's go, Sister Lan." Qiao Yi stood up crookedly and grabbed Milan's arm.
Mi Lan was flirting with another young actress, and didn't want to talk to Qiao Yi, so she waved her, "I'll call the driver to pick you up, and I'll play later."
Qiao Yi was dizzy, reached out to pat the back of Mi Lan's head, and said drunkenly, "I can't save you..."
"Small things are not big or small, go home~"
Qiao Yi was even more drunk than she imagined. As soon as she stepped out of the hotel, she felt a gust of hot wind blowing over her. She was so hot that she pushed the assistant beside her, "Go and buy me some cold drinks..."
"Okay, Miss Qiao."
A black car stopped in front of Qiao Yi, and a man in a suit and leather shoes got off and wanted to help Qiao Yi into the car. Qiao Yi thought it was the driver, but he shook his head and took a closer look. This man was wearing sunglasses and looked at him strangely.
Just as Qiao Yi was about to struggle, a handkerchief covered her, and she passed out.
"The person surnamed Qiao is really not a serious person. He gets in the car with men casually when he is drunk. Actresses nowadays are really too unselfish. What is there to be grateful for such a person..." Dou Bi just walked out of the hotel, just looking at After seeing this scene, he took out his mobile phone to take a picture. Now that he has evidence, let's see how the fool will refute it this time.
It seemed that something was wrong, and the person surnamed Qiao was obviously reluctant. Dou Bi slapped her thigh, and it was too bad, she immediately stopped a taxi, her tongue tied up and she couldn't speak, "Master, chase... chase That black car in front... hurry up!"
Before the recording of the show, Big C repeatedly told Dou Bi to memorize the lines and scripts, talk less and smile more, and keep a cold image.To put it bluntly, your IQ is exposed when you speak, so shut your big mouth quickly.
Then Dou Bi is not convinced, she is not taking the high-cold route, how can she show her personality charm without talking?Besides, she has a lot of black rice points now, and she still wants to rely on variety shows to clear herself up. She feels that Big C is a bit too contemptuous, and it is clearly restricting her development.
Feng Sha sat in the auditorium, looked at Dou Bi, and was so nervous that her palms were sweating, there was never a variety show where Dou Bi was not ashamed, so she could only cheer her up in her heart, "Sister Dou, come on this time~ "
The host is a person who knows how to do things. As soon as he came on stage, he locked his target on Dou Bi, knowing that the actress has low IQ and EQ, which is easy to cause stunts.
Take Kobe's retirement last time as an example, Dou Bi followed suit by posting a Weibo without telling the company.
Facts have proved that the effect is very good. In just a few minutes, there are tens of thousands of comments and likes. Dou Bi and Kobe together are on the hot search list in minutes. .
"Grandma, what are you posting!" Big C saw that Weibo, deleted it in seconds, and was so angry that the top of his head was smoking.
"Sister C, can I call your aunt? It's rare for me to post a Weibo with such popularity, why did you delete it?" Dou Bi was upset, knowing that Big C was going to talk about her IQ again, and she was always scolded as stupid It's going to be really stupid. . .
"You don't feel ashamed enough, look what you posted!"
Dou Bi v: Kobe, go all the way, may there be no sorrow in heaven [candle] [candle] [candle].
Dou Bi looked it up and thought it was okay. I found this template from the Internet, but just changed the name. Looking at the comments from netizens, Dou Bi burst into tears, and said with a mournful face: "It's so sad, I thought he... ..."
Another batch of black rice points was born.
Although variety shows will have a fixed script, in order to achieve better entertainment effects and make the show more explosive, the host will usually perform on the spot to test the resilience of the guests.
What Fengsha was most worried about was Dou Bi's impromptu response. Anyway, the one sitting on the stage was her girlfriend, and it would be really embarrassing. Even if she sat off the stage, she would feel embarrassed.
The host went back and forth a thousand times, but he still couldn't get around the previous "Kobe meme".
Seeing the confident smile on Dou Bi's face, Feng Sha felt relieved, after suffering so much last time, one wouldn't fall twice in the same place, right?
Well, Dou Bi fell down twice in the same place gorgeously. Before the host said a word, Dou Bi took herself into the pit by herself, and said regretfully: "Kobe has retired. This year's World Cup will be watched It’s a pity not to see him.”
Then there was a burst of laughter from the audience, Fengsha almost wanted to find a crack in the ground to get in, all the previous homework was for nothing.Dou Bi looked down the stage, saw the silly eyebrows and eyes screwed together, and felt "clang", did she say the wrong thing again?Look at Big C again, already banging his head against the pillar. . .
Even Qiao Yi, who was sitting by the side, couldn't listen anymore, and came out with a smile to smooth things over: "Sister Dou likes to tell jokes very much in the film crew, I think Sister Dou might just switch careers and become a gag writer."
The other two actors in the crew also laughed and agreed, but the atmosphere was a little awkward.
The scene was full of laughter again.
Dou Bi still doesn't know where the joke is, she rolled her eyes at Qiao Yi, and subtexted you little bitch to steal my limelight again.
Feng Sha wanted to cry but had no tears: Why did Sister Dou make that kind of emoji? Do you think there are not enough emoji packs?
Next came the evil game session. As Dou Bi, who had never won a game before, she was quite nervous, but it was useless to be nervous, because in the end it would be her who would lose.
Dou Bi was spoiled, the most distressing thing was being stupid, the studio was full of laughter, the company deliberately packaged her as a comedian, only Feng Sha understood the pain in Dou Bi's heart, as an actress, who wouldn't want to Leave your best years on the screen?The more people around laughed, the sadder Fengsha felt. She wanted to rush up and stop Dou Bi behind her, shouting, stop bullying my girlfriend, but the joke you thought would leave her alone in the corner Li wept silently.
But in fact, she can't do anything, she can only watch Dou Bi being poured a glass of wine, and she is very sad but still forced to smile in front of the camera.
"Sister Dou, I'll help you drink."
Regardless of Mi Lan's warning eyes, Qiao Yi forced herself to stand out. She really couldn't understand the host being so difficult, even if it was a joke, it was too much.
……
After the recording was over, it was a dinner for the program group.
Qiao Yi stayed in a corner drinking quietly. She faked smiles too much today and was too tired.
"Hey~" Dou Bi walked in front of her, raised her head with pride, and said a lot of words without thinking: "Don't think that I will be grateful to you because you blocked the drink for me today, I warn you, you have Bind the suspicion of my hype!" Then he left...
Not far away, Qiao Yi saw Fengsha smiling at her, so she raised the wine glass in her hand and drank again.
"Sister Dou, what did you say?" Feng Sha asked Dou Bi with a smile. She just wanted to thank Sister Qiao for taking care of Dou Bi, but Dou Bi didn't give her a chance to get close to Qiao Yi at all.
"I thanked her and thanked her eighteen generations of ancestors. Are you satisfied? Fool, if you look at her again, I will goug your eyes."
Fengsha: "..."
"Not in a good mood?" Mi Lan sat beside Qiao Yi.
Nonsense, Shen Yanqing still refuses to talk to her, how can she be in a good mood?Qiao Yi chose not to answer. Seeing Mi Lan's posture, she probably wanted to make trouble again.
"How about going abroad to change your mood?" Mi Lan handed Qiao Yi a business card, "It took me a lot of effort to get it."
Qiao Yi took the gold-stamped business card s. For her, these few lines of fine print were the biggest opportunity she had encountered in 25 years. How many people wanted to act in James' movie could only sigh in dismay. "You know James too? You really have great powers."
"We have worked together in the United States a few times before." Mi Lan smiled at Qiao Yi's admiring eyes, and continued: "James has not found a suitable Asian actress for the role of an oriental female in this new film, so I recommended it to him." You, to be honest, I am actually very optimistic about you, if you can successfully open up the international market this time, believe me, you will really usher in a new life, are you interested in giving it a try?"
A year ago, Qiao Yi would have agreed without even thinking about it, but now, she hesitated.Going abroad for development means everything in the country... It's like a choice, if you choose, you have to give up.It's like, back then, Wen Wen chose stardom and abandoned herself...
"Forget it, thank you for giving me this opportunity."
Unpromising, Mi Lan has led so many people, Qiao Yi is the most unambitious one, thinking about getting angry, he will not fight, "Do you know why I want to fight for you?"
"why?"
"Because when you leave the country, there is no one around Shen Yanqing, so I can take advantage of it. Are you afraid?"
As Mi Lan said, Qiao Yi couldn't let go of Shen Yanqing, and this painstaking relationship. The relationship between the two was so close, but the relationship was still so precarious, let alone separated.
"Qiao Yi, I said that love and work should not be confused. Do you know that your emotions are restricting your development? When Shen Yanqing handed you over to me, she said that you are a piece of jade. See if I understand. Zhuo Zhuo, I said you are just a piece of scrap metal, hiding behind others, always thinking of others to protect you, arrange everything for you, please be more mature, do you think such Qiao Yi will make Shen Yanqing like you forever?"
In the end, this aggressive method made Mi Lan very excited, but Qiao Yi was indifferent.
"Thank you, Sister Lan." After a long time, Qiao Yi replied with a smile.
Mi Lan felt that Qiao Yi's reflex arc was too long, "Thank me for what?"
"It made me understand something."
Qiao Yi remembered what Shen Yanqing said to her: You are not my everything, and I am not your everything.
How could she have thought that it was Shen Yanqing who didn't love her?Now she understands that apart from love, there is also friendship and family affection. Everyone has their own career and their own troubles. Shen Yanqing is not everything to her, but it is the best part of her life.
The gap between her and Shen Yanqing probably lies here. Shen Yanqing hopes that Qiao Yi can maintain herself, but Qiao Yi loses herself in this relationship, and even wants to give up her career because of this relationship, leaving behind her pursuit long ago .
"I will become better and will not disappoint Yan Qing."
Mi Lan clinked glasses with her, "It's good to be enlightened."
For the first time, Qiao Yi felt that she and Mi Lan had hit it off so well, and before she knew it, both of them drank a little too much.
"Let's go, Sister Lan." Qiao Yi stood up crookedly and grabbed Milan's arm.
Mi Lan was flirting with another young actress, and didn't want to talk to Qiao Yi, so she waved her, "I'll call the driver to pick you up, and I'll play later."
Qiao Yi was dizzy, reached out to pat the back of Mi Lan's head, and said drunkenly, "I can't save you..."
"Small things are not big or small, go home~"
Qiao Yi was even more drunk than she imagined. As soon as she stepped out of the hotel, she felt a gust of hot wind blowing over her. She was so hot that she pushed the assistant beside her, "Go and buy me some cold drinks..."
"Okay, Miss Qiao."
A black car stopped in front of Qiao Yi, and a man in a suit and leather shoes got off and wanted to help Qiao Yi into the car. Qiao Yi thought it was the driver, but he shook his head and took a closer look. This man was wearing sunglasses and looked at him strangely.
Just as Qiao Yi was about to struggle, a handkerchief covered her, and she passed out.
"The person surnamed Qiao is really not a serious person. He gets in the car with men casually when he is drunk. Actresses nowadays are really too unselfish. What is there to be grateful for such a person..." Dou Bi just walked out of the hotel, just looking at After seeing this scene, he took out his mobile phone to take a picture. Now that he has evidence, let's see how the fool will refute it this time.
It seemed that something was wrong, and the person surnamed Qiao was obviously reluctant. Dou Bi slapped her thigh, and it was too bad, she immediately stopped a taxi, her tongue tied up and she couldn't speak, "Master, chase... chase That black car in front... hurry up!"
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