Own)

Shinji: Poké Ball (although I want to give it to myself)

Du: Food (although I want to give it to myself)

【Enough……】

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

Xiaozhi: (warm smile) I don’t need gifts, I just hope everyone can be healthy and happy!

Xiaomao: (covering his nose and beeping——) research notes (although I want Xiaozhi)

Shinji: (covering his nose and beeping——) Poké Ball (although I also want Ash)

Du: (covering his nose and beeping——)...Eat, eat...(I don't want to eat, I want Xiaozhi! Xiaozhi, don't look at me like you meet a foodie friend, I Not a foodie...)

[You guys are really enough...beep—what the hell! 】

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Xiaozhi: Huh?This question always feels a bit repetitive, which is the annoying place!

Three people with black face, black air and black heart: peach. flower. place. place. blossom. blossom. blossom!

17 What is your problem?

Xiaozhi: Maybe a little love to eat, a little passion, a little work without going through the brain? [Touch your head, Xiaozhi, you are much better now! 】

Xiaomao: (holds forehead) Narcissism...

Shinji: (eyes twitch) Facial paralysis...

Du: Too mysterious...【Hey...why do you sound like an advantage! ?Tell me again!Otherwise, I will let Xiaozhi @#%¥#¥ in the future! 】

Xiaozhi was surprised to find that Mr. Du, that Mr. Du who was always calm in the face of danger, turned pale, cold sweat dripped down, and said tremblingly: Personality is unpredictable, too pure, two-faced, three swords, three knives, ups and downs, capricious... [No , I’ve said it a little bit...don’t be so scared~ hehehehe]

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Xiaozhi: Why do you keep asking this kind of question? I don't want to say it too many times...【Okay, okay, I know Xiaozhi, the narcissistic facial paralysis doesn't make sense, right? 】

The three of them hold their foreheads and black air: How many times do I have to say, the peach blossoms are so red in front of you! A branch of red apricot comes out of the wall and let me hang the southeast branch myself! ! ! !

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Four people: Don't talk about this kind of thing anymore! !skip it

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Xiaozhi: When I get a little closer to others, they will send out inexplicable signals in a strange way. As a result, the postman sent me a letter, and he ran away before I signed for it. In the end, he was fired...【You guys This jealousy is too great! 】

Three people: "Peach Red" contains Su Yu again, and Willow Green also brings spring smoke [Sorrow by the way]

21 How far is your relationship?

Xiaozhi: To the extent...good friend!

Three people: (spreading hands) Same as above (Although I want to develop further, but the sky doesn't follow my wishes...)

22 Where did two people first date?

Xiaozhi: Dating...?Is it a meeting?Everything is possible!

Three people: Nothing to say, ditto

23 How was the atmosphere among the people at that time?

Xiaozhi: Well... When we meet, the general atmosphere is very... Subtle feeling...【What a subtle way? 】

It's probably the feeling that if you don't stop in the middle, you will fight...

Three people: bow your head and don't speak

[You have the ability to speak, and the ability to refute! 】

24 How far has it progressed then?

Xiaozhi: (holds the forehead) The level of fighting is about to start... [Although the focus is wrong...]

Three people: bow their heads and don't speak [slanting eyes]

25 frequent date spots?

Four people: Skip!

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Xiaozhi: Of course we must prepare well!Go to Lenaos and let the people of the country celebrate together! [Xiaozhi, you are a bit abusing your power! 】

Three people: Seriously prepare (I really want to give myself away...)

27 Which party confessed first?

Xiaozhi: Me! 【well! ? 】

Three people: Alas, alas, alas! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ? [Why are you more surprised than me! 】

Xiaozhi looked at the shocked faces of the three of them strangely: "Isn't it? I said they became good friends first!"

Then, you can see the legendary instant face-changing, the transformation from heaven to hell!

The eyes of the three people see through the world of mortals with emptiness: Hehehehe (I am a big fool who expects Xiaozhi!)

28 How much do you like each other?

Xiaozhi: I like it very much

Then, you saw the legendary instant face-changing, the transition from hell to heaven, oops, you saw the legendary thing twice today, something good will definitely happen!

Three people: (tears) I like it the most! ! [Reading my article requires the awareness of accepting character collapse! 】

Xiaozhi: Why are you crying...

29 So, do you love each other?

Xiaozhi: ...?Is love different from liking? 【It's different! ] Well, then love!

Three people: No, I can't take it anymore, you beat me, beat me, beat me, kill me! ! !This must be because the dream precipice is not real, or I have exhausted my life's happiness value today, is it another end of the world! ! ! !Is the earth going to be destroyed? ! !Is the meteorite about to hit the earth? ! !Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! [Calm down, hey... Be careful, I will broadcast 123456 and find a mental hospital for you to arrest! 】

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Xiaozhi looked worriedly at the three people who seemed to be in a state of insanity: When he said the words of the previous question [that's right...]

Three people: When you say you like and love me [I really have nothing to say if you want to abuse yourself like this even though you know that Xiao Zhi didn't mean it... Remember, the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment! 】

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Xiaozhi: Change of heart...?Are you not friends anymore?Then I must ask why! [It's okay Xiaozhi, your EQ can still be rescued]

Three people: Kill the suspect who made him change his mind! [Small Zhi won't be just you, don't think about it! 】

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Xiaozhi: If you don't want to be friends with me, there must be some reason, I will understand them!

Three people: I have no regrets in this life!

33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Xiaozhi: Wait!

Three people: Find it!

[Okay~ If you are late at the same time, it will be a pity...]

35 The other party's sexy expression?

Xiaozhi: Sexy or something... what do you mean! [It just looks more handsome]

oh!That's when you're fighting! 【I knew it……】

The three of them: no matter what time they are ~sexual~feeling~

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Xiaozhi: During the battle.

Three people: no matter what time the heart~beat~accelerate~speed~

[The three of you are enough, do you think you can take it when your heart beats faster all the time! ? More than 1 times in 300 minute, what kind of man? 】

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

Ash: Fighting, eating, being together (with Pikachu)

The three of them continued to groan, groan, groan, groan, and die.

39 Ever quarreled?

Xiaozhi: Many times!

Three people nodding in agreement

40 What are the quarrels?

Xiaozhi: Narcissistic facial paralysis does not understand

Three people: bring "good friends" all over the city

How to reconcile after 41?

Xiaozhi: Unknowingly...

Three people: Because we are usually wrong... you know OTZ

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Xiaozhi: Of course (be good friends)! ! !

Three people: I will do it forever (lovers)! ! !

43 When do you feel loved?

Xiaozhi: When playing against me? 【Xiao Zhi, you are almost becoming a battle maniac, hey~】

Three people: when you smile at me

44 What is your expression of love?

Xiaozhi: Hug?shake hands?fight? 【…】

Xiaomao: Tenderness hidden under narcissism

Shinji: The smile hidden under the paralyzed face

Du: Hidden under the incomprehension...it's easy to understand...[What the hell? 】

45 When did you feel "you don't love me anymore"?

Xiaozhi: When you ignore me

Three people: When we are with Pikachu [Then you will always feel that you don’t love you...] Pikachu is so scary, it is simply the last line of defense for Xiaozhi!

46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Three people: sunflower

Xiaozhi: ... I don't know much about flowers ... so?Chrysanthemum... Woo!

Xiaozhi was covered by three people: Xiaozhi, don't talk about flowers even if you say this!

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Xiaozhi: Uh... no!

Three people: No... (The hidden thing is that I like you, idiot! Why don't you understand!)

48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Xiaozhi: (depressed) Shorter than others, people always think she is a girl!

Three people: I don't understand the narcissistic facial paralysis, how many times do we have to say it! 【You guys said it voluntarily, hey~】

(Actually, I don't have the courage to say the four words "I like you"...)

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Xiaozhi: Of course it is public, everyone knows that we are good friends!

Three people: Publicly... (actually a crush)

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Xiaozhi: Yes!

Three people: forever (will always like you, Xiaozhi...)

Well, the first fifty questions are over!I’m sorry everyone, it’s so boring. I originally wanted to use this as a welfare episode, but I disappointed everyone. QAQ But I’m already here, so I can’t help it. Let’s continue with the next fifty questions.

N years later

51 May I ask whether you are the attacker or the recipient?

Xiaozhi: Everyone says I am subject, although I don’t know

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