Suddenly I don't want to be a fairy

The whole trip was very pleasant.

Ren Kongwen and Lu Zichen accompanied the two old people together, admiring the most beautiful scenery in the world and feeling the most unique customs in the world.

To say that the only slightly awkward place may be that he has to share a room with the little apprentice.

Although the two of them have lived together before, they lived in his cave when they were in the fairy world.But the time is very short, not as long as a month now.

It wasn't that they were short of money, Lu Zichen also booked a very high-end room, which was very comfortable.

Ren Kongwen expressed his doubts, and the answer he got was that if he had OCD, it must be an even-numbered room, and it was difficult to accept three rooms for four people.

Regarding this answer, Ren Kongwen's first reaction was: I don't know my apprentice so well?Didn't even know he had obsessive-compulsive disorder...

The second reaction is: can this be cured?Otherwise, it is very likely to become the gate of life during the battle!For example, he now thinks of a way to mess up his size, wearing an asymmetrical cassock.

Chance said that he was worried about his apprentice's future life safety. He searched the Internet for a cure, but he couldn't find a suitable one.There are also enthusiastic netizens who told him that if the right method is not used, it is likely to aggravate the other party's obsessive-compulsive disorder.

This immediately made Ren Kongwen embarrassed, and he was troubled even looking at the scenery in those few days.

Lu Zichen naturally noticed the strangeness of his master, and asked, "Master, what's wrong with you?"

Ren Kongwen opened his mouth, but he really didn't know how to speak.Could it be that I am thinking about how to treat your obsessive-compulsive disorder now?

That said, he felt that his apprentice was abnormal.

How can this work?He has always aspired to be a good master, and there is no such thing as a disciple being sick in the criteria of a good master.

"For me, master, you don't have to feel embarrassed." Lu Zichen saw his entanglement, so he said.

"But..." Ren Kongwen still didn't know what to say, but his apprentice's small eyes were particularly persistent, so he had no choice but to tell a short story tactfully.

"Zichen, do you know? There used to be a particularly outstanding monk in the fairy world. He was so talented that he was so dazzling that people couldn't even look at him. Everyone thought that he would definitely become the next Jiuzhong Immortal Emperor, but this person had a special Strange place." He spoke slowly, because this story didn't really happen, so he paid special attention to the logic before and after when he told it, but fortunately, he often wrote articles, and his ability to talk nonsense had reached its peak.

"What's so strange?" Lu Zichen asked suspiciously.

"That's because he doesn't particularly like red, and feels disgusted when he sees red. Even when he fights with people, he tries to pierce the opponent's sea of ​​consciousness as directly as possible, and resolutely eliminates the slightest possibility of bleeding." Ren Kong Wen said, "This actually sounds like a trivial matter, right?"

Lu Zichen nodded, "It's normal, everyone has something they don't like."

"But you must not be extreme in life, especially a monk. You can not like any color, but you can't be so extreme that you will go crazy when you see this color. This is a very powerful monk. In the end, he died because he hated red. It’s gone.” When he said this, his expression was very serious, “At that time, his opponent continuously released red objects, which directly disturbed his mind and completely disrupted his fighting rhythm. Originally, the two were equal in strength. In the meantime, if he dealt with it calmly, he might win, at least he escaped smoothly, and he would not lose his life. But it is a pity that because of the red interference, he died and disappeared."

"What a pity." Lu Zichen sighed.

"Yeah, so do you understand?" Ren Kongwen looked at him eagerly, hoping to convey his true inner thoughts through his eyes—heal your obsessive-compulsive disorder quickly!

"Understand what?" Lu Zichen realized at this time, was it because of the obsessive-compulsive disorder he mentioned before?He couldn't help but want to laugh, he didn't expect his master to take his random excuses seriously.What now?Could it be that you tell him that you don't have obsessive-compulsive disorder, but you just want to share a room with the master?

This doesn’t work, so I can only say: “I understand, I will work hard to correct it.”

Ren Kongwen nodded in relief, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "I will help you as a teacher."

Since then, in addition to enjoying the beautiful scenery and tasting delicious food during the trip, he began to look for asymmetrical things, or show Lu Zichen the half-finished project, and try his best to help him heal his obsessive-compulsive disorder.

But it seems to have had little effect.

Now that the trip is almost over, he also has some regrets and worries. He doesn't know when his little apprentice will be cured, and he hopes that there will be no danger.

Although Lu Zichen knew his worry, but because he didn't have obsessive-compulsive disorder and his acting skills weren't that good, he was paralyzed the whole time, as if he didn't feel well.

Soon Ren Kongwen will return to the Immortal Realm, and he will stay on Earth for a few more years. This period of time can be regarded as the time to heal OCD.

After Ren Kongwen returned home, he ordered the remaining personal blogs and defective products, and then posted a notice on Weibo, telling readers that the remaining personal blogs would soon be on sale.

Because the remaining quantity is not very large, it was sold out quickly, and there were not even defective products left.

After dealing with all the personal journal matters, he talked to his new editor and closed the pen himself.The articles on the website will be posted slowly, and when the posting is complete, an announcement will be posted on Weibo.So whether to terminate the contract now.

The new editor was of course very sad and wanted to keep him, but there was no way.He could only hold a sliver of hope and said, "The contract doesn't stipulate the amount you must write every year. Just being famous like this won't harm your own interests, so don't terminate the contract, okay?"

"Okay, but I've really sealed my pen and won't be coming back." Ren Kongwen saw the glimmer of hope she had, and said cruelly.

"I know, Da Da, I will always like you!" The new editor immediately sent a weeping emoji.

Ren Kongwen was also a little sad when he read it. It is estimated that his readers will be so sad when the announcement of his Weibo closure is released.

Seeing those sad comments, he really didn't know what to do, maybe he would soften his heart.Fortunately, he had already returned to the fairyland at that time, so he didn't need to face it.

Although his behavior is a bit weak, readers are really a very special group of existence to him anyway.

Edit Fengbi Weibo, save it in the draft box, and then check the publication time of the last saved manuscript.

Ren Kongwen told Lu Zichen all the passwords of his author's Weibo account, and asked him to post this Weibo around the time of publication.

Lu Zichen listened carefully on the phone, felt the sadness in his voice, and said involuntarily: "Master, would you like to go back to the fairyland with me?"

"No, I have to go back." Ren Kongwen said, he could feel that his fate with the earth had come to an end, and he couldn't stay any longer, otherwise he would hurt himself.

Lu Zichen said "I understand" in a low voice, he actually wanted to stay with the master, but his own strength was nothing compared to the master's, so he thought he should work hard to catch up with the master as soon as possible pace.

After Ren Kongwen handled the matter here quickly, he said goodbye to Lu Zichen's family and returned to the fairyland through the gate of time and space.

This time he is going to officially start retreat.

First, he went to Zangshu Pavilion to choose immortal spells and spells. He has always liked the power of thunder, so the immortal spells he picked this time are mainly thunder-based, while spells are mostly auxiliary.

I don't know if it's because I have enjoyed many high-tech things while staying on the earth.This made him involuntarily want to make his life more comfortable, but with the appearance of this kind of psychology, he was afraid of delaying his improvement of mood.

After all, he has never heard that indulging in enjoyment is good for practice.

Although he was conflicted in his heart, he still remodeled his cave.However, the combination of a few small spells made his cave comfortable.

Looking at the completely new Dongfu, he felt that he could practice better in seclusion.

After activating the prohibition outside the cave and the spirit gathering array, and putting enough spirit stones on the center, he began to practice quietly in seclusion.

Sitting on his favorite futon, Ren Kongwen quietly closed his eyes.

Immortal consciousness was released from the sea of ​​consciousness, and penetrated into the jade slip placed in front of him.There is a very powerful fairy art recorded on it - "Thousands of Thunder Return to One".

The practice of immortality is generally to first comprehend the motto recorded in the jade slips, and then obtain the vital key from it.

For example, the key contained in the fairy method of "Thousands of Thunder Return to One" is a trace of fairy thunder.

This trace of fairy thunder is different from those thunders experienced during the period of crossing the catastrophe. It is very powerful, but it is said to be the king of all thunders.

But because it is limited by the level of the immortal law, it does not have such terrifying power, but if it is cultivated to the extreme, there is no need to be afraid even in the face of the most powerful thunder.

The time to obtain the key can be long or short, depending on the monk's own perception ability.

A monk with a good understanding can obtain almost all the maxims; a monk with a poor understanding may spend countless years doing nothing.

Ren Kongwen didn't have a high degree of compatibility with Lei Ting, so he didn't feel it quickly.

His immortal consciousness was immersed in the jade slips, as if he was in countless thunderbolts.These thunderbolts continuously attacked his weak immortal consciousness, causing slight pain.

Barely concentrating, he searched hard for the existence of the key.

Suddenly, he saw a purple light flashing in front of him, and hurried to catch up!