[Comprehensive] Pit god professional household

1. Apron:

It may not be long after leaving the state of data, Lucifer has been getting tired easily recently.

That night, Zhou Yang bullied Lucifer severely. Lucifer fell asleep from exhaustion, and Zhou Yang, who hadn't enjoyed himself, stopped lazily.

Seeing that the beauty was in a mess and sleeping defenselessly in front of him, Zhou Yang licked his lips and touched the mark on Lucifer's body.Suddenly, with an idea, Zhou Yang jumped out of bed, took out a piece of clothing, and changed it into an apron.

Zhou Yang: "Haha...Nude apron or something, it must be very interesting."

Zhou Yang smiled obscenely, and the person on the bed didn't realize that he was being missed by the "pervert".

Zhou Yang impatiently helped him up, hugged him in his arms, and put the apron on for Lucifer.

Zhou Yang admired his masterpiece, the more he looked at it, the more itchy his heart became, and the feeling that had subsided became agitated again.

"Gudong--" Zhou Yang swallowed a mouthful of saliva, looked at his own changes, poked Lucifer's face, and said with an evil smile: "You can't blame me, you seduced me!"

After all, regardless of the impatient frown of the person in his arms, pressing it up is a lot of stuffed sauce, stuffed sauce.

Early the next morning—

Lucifer felt strangely tired and heavy at first. He didn't notice it at first, but when he got up and looked, he found that there was no good place on his body, and there was a piece of cloth wrapped around his upper body. He immediately became angry, "Zhou Yang!!"

"What's the matter?" Zhou Yang asked in a drowsy sleep, reaching out his arms habitually, pulling him into his arms.

"What did you do last night?!" Lucifer didn't have the strength to resist Zhou Yang's movements, so he could only stare at him and asked with a cold face.

"What did I do? I didn't do anything!" Zhou Yang half-opened his eyes and answered casually. He didn't realize it until he finished speaking.

Oops, I was having too much fun and forgot to destroy the evidence.

After Zhou Yang found out, he just paused for a while, and then he looked serious, "What's wrong? Did something happen?"

"Do you think it's okay to pretend to be okay now?" Lucifer would not know Zhou Yang's temper, and snorted coldly.

Zhou Yang was unmoved, dazed, and slowly sat up. He just found the fabric on Lucifer's body, and said in surprise: "Hey? What is this? Lucifer, is this a surprise you gave me? I'm so touched Already!"

Before Lucifer could speak, Zhou Yang leaned over and kissed Lucifer, blocking what he didn't say!

Now that you've figured it out, let's do it again, shall we?

It's fine if you're tired, then he won't have the strength to pursue it.Zhou Yang said that these are small problems.

After the harmony, Lucifer passed out as he wished.Zhou Yang smiled amusedly, kissed Lucifer's forehead, turned it to his ear, and said softly, "Luci, you look so charming in your nude apron."

2. The jealous birdman:

Zhou Yang was forced to abstain from sexual intercourse, and life immediately lost more than half of its fun.

Zhou Yang couldn't sit on the roof of the palace without going up to drink and watch the moon. Of course, there is no moon in hell.

Zhou Yang sat pitifully on the steps outside the palace, drinking the fine wine offered by some demon, lamenting his lost good welfare.

Seeing Zhou Yang like this, Mamen smiled secretly for a long time, then sullenly patted Zhou Yang's shoulder sympathetically, and persuaded: "Don't be sad, after all, the father is a devil, and it is impossible to be alone. Pet you! But don't worry, the father loves you the most!"

The corner of Zhou Yang's mouth twitched: What the hell?

The bear child has not learned a lesson for a long time, and he doesn't know what to say and what not to say!Zhou Yang doesn't talk nonsense, he pursues education with a stick, and let Mamen know why the flowers are so popular with one stick.

Beep!Mamen whimpered and complained to someone, but it was none other than Michael, who had been jealous for a long time.

When Michael heard what Mamen said, he didn't care if Mamen was wronged. Hearing that Zhou Yang had finally "fallen out of favor", Michael shouldn't be too excited.

After casually comforting Mammon, Michael immediately found Zhou Yang, ready to make trouble.

Michael: "Hmph, I knew you and His Majesty would not last long, Your Majesty is a fallen angel, and you don't even have wings!"

Zhou Yang glanced at Michael's bright red eyes because of his joy, and asked with a smile, "Is it amazing to have wings? As a fallen angel, you are proud of your wings. Do you want to go to heaven?"

Michael: "You!"

Zhou Yang sneered, and ticked his fingers at Michael, "Don't you just want to sleep with Lucifer? Come here, and I'll tell you how to do it."

Michael's heart fluttered for a while, but he calmed down quickly, and cursed angrily: "Zhou Yang, you are shameless, you dare to plot against His Majesty, I'm going to tell His Majesty."

Saying that, Michael went to meet Lucifer with pride.

Zhou Yang shrugged nonchalantly and continued drinking.

After a while, Michael came out with a smug look on his face, and when he passed by Zhou Yang, he still said sarcastically: "Hmph, Your Majesty has already seen the true face of you villain, just wait for you to fall out of favor completely!"

"Oh, good, I'll hug your thighs when you get favored!" Zhou Yang said with a smile.

Michael only thought that Zhou Yang was showing off his eloquence, and didn't give him any nonsense. He just said "wait for it" and then flung his sleeves and left.

After finally finishing the wine, Zhou Yang got up, dusted off the dust, and went back home.

Lucifer: "I heard that you want to teach Michael how to sleep with me?"

Zhou Yang raised his eyebrows and smiled, stepped forward and put his arms around Lucifer, buried him around Lucifer's neck, and said, "I lied to him! I can't sleep by myself, but I can teach him how to sleep with you. He is just as stupid as he is." Bird believes."

Lucifer sneered, threw him off and went back to bed, "You really have self-knowledge, then you can continue to sleep in the side hall!"

Zhou Yang: "..." Where are the human rights?

No, can you really sleep in the side hall all the time?Do you want him to play with the left and right girls every night?Zhou Yang's eyes darkened, he rushed onto the bed, grabbed Lucifer, pretending to be fierce: "No, I won't sleep in the palace today, if you don't agree, I will rape you!"

Zhou Yang's attitude these past few days is indeed quite soft, Lucifer didn't expect him to go crazy suddenly, was caught in the face, was taken aback for a moment, then immediately avoided and flung him back.

Lucifer: "Go away."

Zhou Yang licked his face, grabbed Lucifer's hands with a smile, and said, "Okay, okay, get out together."

Lucifer: "Show face."

Zhou Yang: "As a strong female offender, I have never been ashamed."

……

Shameless people have meat to eat.

3. Rabbit outfit

The character cosplay was banned by Lucifer's order, and Zhou Yang couldn't help spreading his bad taste on Mammon.

One day, Zhou Yang looked at Mamen kindly, smiled and waved to Mamen, "My dear son, come here."

Mammon shivered, took a step back subconsciously, and asked vigilantly, "You, what are you doing?"

Zhou Yang continued to laugh: "Don't do anything, I haven't seen you for a long time, I think you have grown up a lot."

"Hmph!" Mammon turned her head and snorted arrogantly.

Zhou Yang continued to seduce patiently: "Come here quickly, I'll give you something."

General Mamen asked suspiciously, "What?"

Zhou Yang made a mysterious motion to mute his voice, "You'll know it when you see it."

Mamen couldn't bear her curiosity, she moved slowly, and when she was in front of Zhou Yang, she was held down by Zhou Yang before she had time to ask.Mamen suddenly felt bad, and it was too late to struggle again.

In just a few seconds, Zhou Yang took off the complicated and gorgeous brocade robe on Mamen's body, and changed into a pure white and cute rabbit outfit.

The hat with long ears covers Mammon's head completely, and a short tail protrudes from the back of the buttocks!

Mammon: "..."

Zhou Yang tugged his tail and laughed loudly: "Hahahaha, so cute! I want the whole hell to know that my son is still very cute."

Mammon: "..."

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