"Today is the 1980 × month × number, and there is still time before the new year... The main content of today's program is..."

"The President of the Republic of Batozia is visiting today... to conduct friendly negotiations on the family of assassins who beat the enemy..."

"The current president of the Hunter Association, Nitro, celebrated his XXXXth birthday today..."

"... Interested viewers are invited to lock in the large-scale documentary broadcast on GNMV at 19:35: "Sky Arena"."

"This is the end of today's program, thank you for watching."

"Didi Luhua, the fragrance floats in thousands of families..."

The palm-sized apple-shaped mini TV screen is flashing with fluorescent lights, and an antenna is erected above the head.Feitan's family of three (big mistake) had a debate about the ownership of the TV:

"I want to see Tom and Jerry!" Feitan squinted his eyes, trying to defeat Harry with his aura!The will fried chicken is firm!

Before the TV was repaired, Harry, who had been obedient to Fei Tan, took advantage of his height and looked down at him, trying to convince Fei Tan: "The figure skating competition is much more beautiful than cat and mouse! Maybe there will be girls gone! Fei Tan, listen clearly Yes, sister (go) paper (light)!"

"I want to watch SpongeBob SquarePants..." Xia Ke said weakly.

"Pets have no right to speak!" Harry and Feitan glared at the two dogs in unison.

The knight bit his handkerchief aggrievedly, what a day he couldn't live with!

The right to speak or something, human rights are gone, and a bird is needed...

The TV dispute finally ended with Harry winning. The shameless savior pouting his octopus mouth chased Feitan and crawled.

The boy who survived and successfully snatched the TV laughed three times triumphantly, and happily switched the channel to sports.

The athletes' march was played briskly, and the winners put the gold medal in their mouths and bit it, obviously very satisfied - it was pure gold, and then said with a blank expression: "Thank you father, thank you grandfather, thank you great-grandfather, thank you mother, thank you Wutong , thank you Sanmao..."

Harry: "..."

Feitan: "..."

Ergou: "...meow."

"Ah——" Harry grabbed the knight by the neck and shook wildly, "It's all your fault! Rewind the show——!"

The knight was foaming at the mouth after being pinched: "Cough, no, video, chicken!"

"Me! No! Don't care! Rewind the show! I want to watch cute girls! Ah——"

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Harry flicked the whip in his hand, enslaving his second dog viciously: "Hurry up, I can't assemble it today, don't just eat dinner!"

This is what evil I did in my previous life!

The knight cried and flipped through the "Comprehensive Comprehension of Computer Master's Quick Guide" in his hand, which Feitan got in exchange for going to the literacy class with his eyes turning green after hearing Harry's description of the magical tool like a computer.According to the little brother of the seller, this book is a new work by a genius hacker who "made my brother unlucky".

It condenses the essence of this series of books for computer masters, and adds advanced content appropriately. It is absolutely worth the money, from shallow to deep, easy to understand.Moreover, both the paper and ink are made of edible materials, which can be used as toilet paper for emergencies and to satisfy hunger.

... Let my brother be so unlucky that the boy will cry, right? !Really cry! ?

The knight was so busy that he was sweating profusely, he even forgot to cry, and there was only one thought in his mind: I want to eat! ! !

Gradually, Xia Ke entered a wonderful state that is difficult to express in words. His thoughts were unprecedentedly clear, and his spirit was highly concentrated. Everything around him disappeared, only a pile of worn-out parts in front of him.

Fingers fluttered up and down, the machine gradually took shape, Harry also forgot to slap the pet cat, and stared at the dignified knight with wide eyes.

"It's done!" The knight wiped the sweat from his brow casually, and said happily, "Jean... well, the author is really a genius, look-eh?"

...What the hell is going on! !

I saw the two owners, one carrying the main unit and the other holding the display screen, green eyes and golden eyes staring at each other, and the electric current crackled and flickered in the middle.

Harry: "Let go."

Fei Tan: "Don't let go."

Harry: "I'll count one, two, three."

Fei Tan sneered: "I'll count for you, one, two, three."

"Okay, that's what you said." Harry wiped his face full of confidence, and smiled coquettishly, "Hero, come on!"

Fei Tan's face suddenly changed, his eyes widened instantly, and he took a step back subconsciously: "You, don't mess around!"

"Short, you're so shy! Come on, give me a kiss first~" Harry triumphantly used his trump card.

But in the next second, Harry and Er Goumiao were dumbfounded!

Respect!of!stupid!up!

Should it be too scary, too heavy, too abnormal? The sun comes out from the west. ! ! !

Mr. Fei Tan, who has always faced the readers with the image of an innocent boy, threw away the display screen in his hand, and resolutely embraced the noble head of the savior and kissed it viciously! ! ! !

French kiss! ! !

Before one person and one cat came back to their senses, Fei Tan let go of his hand like an electric shock, his face was cloudy and uncertain, the reddest was fixed on sadness, and he turned his head and ran away.

Harry's world view was completely overturned. He watched helplessly as his roommate ran farther and farther away, and finally disappeared.

What is this!

[Xiao Fanwai] Do you love me or not?

Harry and Feitan had an argument.

"You are heartless, shameless and unreasonable!" Harry said angrily.

Fei Tan rolled his eyes: "Oh."

"You are too much! I want to break up with you! How can you fall in love with different views!" Harry roared.

"Okay, let's break up." Feitan looked calm.

"Fetan, you little slut! I knew you had sex with that male vixen Kurt!" Harry was furious!Step on two boats!Unforgivable!

Fei Tan was laughed angrily by him, spread out the paper and wrote in large characters, Jingshen.

Harry grabbed the rice paper and tore it into shreds, shouting hysterically, "Believe it or not, I posted your passionate video on the Internet! Don't think I'm afraid!!"

"Send it." Feitan raised his eyebrows, "By the way, let everyone see how much you scream—"

"Honey, let's get along well. I can't live without you. I'm going to die husky. Don't stop me from admitting that strawberry sundae is better than chocolate. Strawberry with milk is really amazing—" Harry hugged Feitan's thigh Howling ghosts and howling wolves.

Finx went crazy: "Who stopped you!! And my name is not Husky——"

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