[Comprehensive] The world only science and engineering students know

"Boom!" With a bang, the lid of the inspection well was pried open from the ground, and a girl with glasses and short hair crawled out from the well.

However, what greeted her was not the skyscrapers of the new century, but the screams of people, falling steel bars and superheroes flying in the air.

Mi Zao: I just want to find a more normal world to eat Mala Tang, but I can’t even fulfill this requirement?

Seeing that a steel bar was about to fall, she quickly slapped two talismans on her leg, changing the speed of the world sprint champion in seconds, and was away from danger in a few steps.

"Knowledge changes destiny." Mi Zao said meaningfully.When she turned her head, she saw that two big men and a little girl were about to be hit by a cement slab. She ran over in a few steps, kicked the big man away, and jumped to the side with the little girl in her arms.

Watson & Sherlock: "..."

"Are you okay?"

Mi Zao touched the little girl's head and asked.

The little girl blinked her big blue eyes and shook her head.

"I said you two are too careless, don't you know the environment when you take the children out to play? It's so dangerous around here!" Mi Zao took the little girl's hand and walked to the two men, scolding.

Watson & Sherlock: "..."

"We are not..." Watson explained hastily.

"It's a family of three at first glance. Why, do you still want to deny it? Oh, you are not Americans, are you British? You came from London by plane? The weather in London is not very good recently. You still have quarrels on the road, let me see, it's for This little girl? Sure enough, parents don’t worry about it. By the way, sir, you haven’t wiped off the curry you ate at noon, and it seems that the lunch on the plane is very suitable for your taste.”

Mi Zao glanced at the two of them and said.

Sherlock: Please don't take my lines, ma'am.

While talking, a gold and red iron can fell from the sky, and the helmet was opened. A handsome middle-aged man blinked a pair of big brown eyes and said: "Ma'am, your figure just now is so charming, I saw it in the air. Are you How did you do it?"

"If you have time to ask me questions, you should have time to save this family of three."

Mi Zao folded her arms and said.

It was the first time that Iron Man was pissed off at the first meeting: "..."

Watson & Sherlock once again regarded as a family of three: "..."

"Cough, sweetheart, I think you misunderstood. I originally planned to fly down to save people, but I didn't expect you to be so strong that you directly saved the family of three."

Iron Man blinked his big caramel-colored eyes and answered solemnly.

Sherlock, who finally couldn't bear the idea of ​​"a family of three", interjected unceremoniously, and fired at Iron Man: "From your vulgar taste of gold and red and your speech and deeds, it is not difficult for people to guess your identity—— Tony Stark, but what I didn't expect is that Mr. Stark, your IQ is so worrying, it has almost lowered the IQ of the whole New York, and even the plankton is a little higher than your IQ. I really appreciate I want to know, what clues did you use to figure out that this gentleman and this little girl are a family of three?"

Tony, who was stunned by Sherlock's superb speed of speech and outstanding metaphors, didn't know how to refute: "..."

"And this Chinese lady, your accent is completely modern, but the strap on your hand - if I remember correctly, only the textile technology of the Warring States Period in Japan can produce such rough cloth , this kind of thing can only be seen in museums. The smell on your body is also a smell that can only be emitted from the bottom of a well that has dried up for no less than ten years. So the question is, where were you before you came here? ?”

"Excellent reasoning."

Mi Zao clapped her hands. She came from a science and engineering background, and she couldn't admire this kind of big cow who can get the truth through logical reasoning—because she thinks she is such a person.

A person who thinks he has a high IQ naturally hopes to find someone with the same IQ as himself, and then criticize the world together.

"wonderful?"

Sherlock looked at Mi Zao with a little change in his eyes, he still raised his head proudly: "You haven't answered my question yet."

"We'll talk about it when you survive." Seeing a huge piece of glass falling from the sky, Mi Zao didn't think about it, just picked up the man who was nearly 1.9 meters tall in front of him by the waist, and quickly ran to the square not far away. He put it down.

At the same time, Iron Man appeared on the square with the little girl in one hand and Watson in the other.

Sherlock who was hugged by the princess for the first time: "..."

Very good, I remember you.

Just as Sherlock was about to say something, he found himself despised by the little girl he brought with his eyes.

Sherlock stared back curtly.

"Uncle, he bullied me." The little girl turned her head and complained to Iron Man.

"Cough," Tony coughed, "Sir, you should be gentle with the lady."

"Oh." Sherlock ignored the other party directly, and turned to look at Mi Zao: "There are two pieces of paper with unknown characters written on your lap, I think it should be this kind of paper that allows you to have a precious memory in an instant. The power and speed of a world champion."

"The answer is correct, but there is no reward." After Mi Zao finished speaking, she slapped a talisman on Sherlock's back, causing him to stagger: "This is for protection, even if a ton of steel bars fall down, you They are all intact. As long as you wear them all the time, they are bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof, and dustproof, and you can also increase your luck.”

"Wow, it's so amazing? How about giving me one?" Tony stepped forward and got a check from somewhere, "How much do you want, fill it out yourself."

It was rare for Mi Zao that something that only happened in Mary Su's novels happened to Mi Zao.

"Thank you, but I don't need it." Mi Zao smiled, "It's just that I usually don't sell it, and I give it away to anyone who likes it. Although the long face next to me is not very good-looking and has a bad temper, who told me that I have a good temper? Cherish talents. For such rare talents, we must find a way to protect them."

Sherlock looked at Mi Zao with a strange look.

"Big sister, can you give me one?"

The little girl came over and said.

"No delivery."

"Why?" The little girl pursed her mouth, looking like she was about to cry.

"Because this is the last one."

Mi Zao said seriously.

"Can't you draw another one on the spot?" Tony asked unwillingly.Before he finished speaking, Natasha, the black widow, hurried over with the temporarily rescued people.

"Tony, there's a man on my side whose thigh was hit by a steel bar, and he's bleeding from an artery. He needs to be sent to the hospital quickly!"

Natasha frowned.

Tony was just about to activate his invincible and handsome armor in the universe, but there was a gust of wind in front of him, and Mi Zao had already run to the patient before him, and while putting on his gloves, he said, "The bleeding is too severe, it must be too late to send such a serious case to the hospital. Stop the bleeding first."

After finishing speaking, a talisman was patted directly on the opponent's thigh, a golden light flashed, and the blood stopped immediately.

Seeing this, Mi Zao nodded, completely ignoring the black widow Natasha's slightly grown mouth, turned around and climbed a few steps to a tree not far away, broke off a few thick branches, rushed back, and asked her: "Is it wired?"

"Ah? Oh, yes." Natasha hurriedly took out a ball of white thread from her pocket and handed it to her.

Mi Zao took it, nodded his thanks, and quickly made a simple splint with branches and threads to fix the patient's thigh.

"Mr. Stark, I'll leave the rest to you." Mi Zao turned her head and told Tony who was dumbfounded.

"Yes." Tony picked up the fainted patient and was about to leave when he realized that he hadn't asked the mysterious lady's name: "Sweetheart, what's your name?"

"Mi (two tones of fu) Zao." Mi Zao said with a smile.

"Impotent, I remember. Good name." Tony played handsome seriously.

"It's Mi Zao, idiot."

Sherlock poured cold water on the side.

Tony ignored Sherlock's ridicule, carried the patient into the air, and quickly disappeared from everyone's sight.

Mi Zao watched the patient leave, turned his head and was about to take off the blood-stained gloves, but was interrupted by a smiling Natasha: "Hello, Mi Zao, I'm Natasha. I'm very happy I know you. Your abilities are special."

"Hello, Natasha." Mi Zao took off a glove, "It's not about ability, it's just a skill."

"Haha," Natasha was amused by her words, and then put away her smile: "I'm not joking, I really think that your abilities are very different."

"That's right, thank you for your compliment." Mi Zao said with a smile as if she didn't understand what Natasha meant.

Before they finished speaking, Hulk and Hawkeye arrived with the citizens they had rescued.

Most of these people were frightened and looked undecided.Mi Zao looked at it and shook her head, took out a string of bells from her bosom, and shook the brows of those people who lost their souls in fright, and soon their eyes recovered.

"Is this a magic spell from the East?"

Sherlock, who had been following Mi Zao all the time, suddenly said something.

"That's it."

Ringing the bell between the eyebrows of the last person, Mi Zao put away the magic weapon, "Why are you following me all the time, your wife and children are still looking at you eagerly over there."

"I repeat, I'm not married, Miss Mi Zao."

Sherlock gritted his teeth and read Mi Zao's name again.

"I know." Mi Zao looked back and smiled, "But I always think it's more interesting to make fun of people with high IQs."

The "interesting" was shattered by the roar of military helicopter propellers, and a middle-aged man with a small belly stepped off the helicopter holding an umbrella.Glancing at the incomparably harmonious atmosphere of the two, he said meaningfully: "Sherlock, my dear brother, it seems that your good news is coming. I can inform Mommy, so I don't have to worry about your personal problems anymore."

"Mike, instead of worrying about my personal problems, it's better to care about your stomach. You have gained two pounds since the last time we met. It seems that American junk food is very suitable for you."

Sherlock speaks plausibly.

"Half a pound," Mycroft corrected solemnly.

"Two pounds." Sherlock retorted.

Mi Zao shook her head, and walked to Mycroft's side: "Sir, do you want to lose weight quickly and get rid of the belly that you don't like and that you hate when you look at each other? No injections, no medicine, no diet. A bowl of water will do it for you, only [-], only [-]! [-], you can’t get a loss, you can’t be fooled!”

Mycroft: "..."

Sherlock: "..."

Great, dare to do sales promotion to the British government!Mi Zao, did you agree to see the eye and give the talisman?

Mycroft coughed lightly: "U.S. dollars or British pounds?"

"GBP."

Mi Zao rummaged through her bag and found a payment machine: "Alipay payment is supported!"

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