I was sucked bald by a big cat after rebirth
Chapter 95 I'm Cracked
Another tiring day.
Lie Beishuang returned home, opened the door and stood at the door for a long time, but did not see any human beings running towards her, the previous welcome ceremony of kissing, hugging and holding high disappeared very suddenly.
The scepter flew forward unconsciously, and for a long while the master could not be followed. Looking back, the master was standing at the door with a dark face.
In retrospect, the scepter was missing, and he quickly followed back to the owner's side, and quickly contacted Ness.
Has the little master forgotten?Or fell asleep and overslept?
The scepter carefully glanced at Lie Beishuang, and saw his master standing upright at the door, with a cold expression of "I won't go in without human beings to welcome me".
Lie Beishuang thought a lot.
Thinking of the newly reformed marriage matching system, thinking of the ominous elf who sent messages to his own humans this morning, and those suspects who were spying on his own baby.
Which human being cheated me? !
"Master." Ness greeted him quickly, respectfully, "Invited by Mrs. An Mei, the little master went out. Before leaving, the little master told me to tell you that I won't have dinner with you today."
Mrs. An Mei?
This is somewhat unexpected.
"Where is Mrs. An Mei asking the young master to go?" Scepter asked quickly.
"It seems to be going to the beauty salon. I saw the little master checking the precautions for going to the beauty salon." Ness bowed his head respectfully, "Master, dinner is ready. When will the meal start?"
"No appetite." Lie Beishuang turned around and stepped back into the aircraft with a blank expression.
"Scepter, check which aircraft is missing, and where is its end point set."
×
It took five or six hours for Bo Ge and Mrs. An Mei to finish all the beauty programs, so that Bo Ge didn't know the so-called egg-nest maintenance, but just smeared oil on the belly, made circles, and pressed little by little. I won't look into whether you have this organ.
It was like rubbing my stomach, except that the pigeon made by the technician was very itchy. During this period, I collapsed from laughing two or three times, and the pigeon was almost rolling on the ground while clutching its stomach.The technician seemed to be a little angry, and the nosebleed almost penetrated the mask after finishing.
"That's right, after the maintenance, the skin of the little pogee has improved a lot." Mrs. An Mei affectionately held Gu Gu on her arm, "From now on, come with me once a month. The maintenance should start from a young age. Make it a habit."
"Okay, thank you, Mrs. An Mei." Bo Ge also felt a sense of relaxation all over his body. I have to say that this whole body massage is still very good.
"Hello, two customers." The short-haired manager changed his clothes, and there seemed to be something stuffed in one nostril, which stopped the nosebleed.
"Here's your shopping list."
"I'll pay." Po Ge didn't look at the bill, and actively paid, and touched the brain with the manager, but he didn't hear the voice of payment.
"Ok?"
Don't make mistakes at critical times!
Po Ge checked the balance of the optical brain account, and obviously the pocket money that the big cat gave him has not been spent, so why can't he pay the money!This is too embarrassing, what would Mrs. An Mei think of herself!
"Is your optical brain broken?" Bo Ge asked the manager cautiously.
"It's not broken." The manager had a lot of nosebleeds before, and now the boy is dizzy.
Mrs. An Mei raised her eyebrows, pulled the bill to look at it, and kindly reminded the manager, "Your calculation system is wrong, and the final total is zero credit points."
Po Ge looked at the bill, and sure enough!
The young man cast an admiring look at Mrs. An Mei. It was amazing. When encountering such a thing, he could calmly discover the problem!
Seen by the human teenager with such eyes, Mrs. An Mei tried her best to keep calm, and the whole leopard was about to float away.
Getting affirmation from others makes Leopard happy.
Get the affirmation of human beings, and please Max!
"Ah, this is not a mistake, it's a rule set by our shop owner." The manager smiled, "Any human beings who come to the shop to consume, even if accompanied by a companion, will be free of charge."
"Free bill!" Bo Ge looked at the bill again in surprise. He and Mrs. An Mei spent nearly [-] credit points, and they were all free?
"Do you want to become a member of our store?" The manager said with a lively wink towards the young man, "Send a pure natural mask for maintenance~"
"It's done!" Mrs. An Mei proudly took a picture of the table, and quickly signed the membership notice called out by the manager.
Bo Ge also became a member in a daze, and the manager immediately arranged for a mask maintenance, and took the two of them into the maintenance room.
"That one just now seems to be a human." There were whispers in the waiting hall. The orc, who was hesitant and didn't know which project to choose, began to ask the staff what project the human had done.
What projects did humans do?
I don't know why, but I really want to do it myself!
In the waiting hall, a man wearing black sunglasses slightly moved the opaque page in front of him, and snapped his fingers at the staff waiting beside him.
"Hello, these are the special items of our store. Which one do you want?" The staff looked at the man. The black shirt was buttoned up to the top button, and the neat suit pants were spotless, with low-key high-end money everywhere. odor.
What's more, the bridge of the nose under the sunglasses is tall and straight. You don't need to look at your eyes to know that this orc is definitely a tall, rich and handsome existence, and it must have credit!
It would be a pity if you don't become a member to recharge your credit points!
The staff was in good mood and ready to speak. As soon as he took a step closer to the man, a powerful aura of an exclusive hunter rushed towards his face instantly. It was ferocious and bloody, as if it was a demon crawling out of the corpse pile. The staff almost gave up on the spot. Tun, get down on the boss.
God's poor!My animal form is just a highland cow, why did I meet this kind of customer who seems to be here to kill!
"What project are they going to do?" The man's voice was low, and the magnetic voice made the staff's legs tremble a little.
Looking in the direction of the man's slightly raised jaw, the staff saw the cute and lovely human being at a glance.
It is said that after the manager received this human being, he immediately decided to act as his technician. According to the manager's words, this is "the fat water does not flow into the field of outsiders".
The result is that after the manager finished the project for humans, the nosebleed couldn't stop, and he yelled "so cute" while stuffing hemostatic balls into his nose.
The boss's vision was indeed so keen, he immediately fell in love with the manager's favorite treasure.
Silently mourning for one second for the manager and three seconds for human beings, the staff said with a trembling voice, "They should be doing pure natural facial mask maintenance."
The man quietly looked at the highland bull orc in front of him.
"This maintenance is exclusive to members. Everyone does it together. There are free pure natural juices without additives, and some snacks. You can sit and chat together. The atmosphere is very active."
The highland cow orc lowered his head and didn't dare to look at the man, even when he was wearing sunglasses. If he didn't have sunglasses, would he be killed by his eyes.
The boss nodded slightly, and the highland cow was stunned for a long time before he realized, "Are you going to do a natural mask maintenance?"
The air was quiet for three seconds, and a small silver ball popped out of the man's pocket, and he couldn't help shouting, "Brother, are you talking nonsense? Hurry up!"
"Okay!" Gaodi Niu's eyes lit up with excitement, and he called out the membership notice and membership code, "According to the regulations, you must spend once in the hotel and recharge [-] credits to become a member, but I will give you a discount. ..."
The scepter was quickly connected to the membership code to recharge, and the highland cow heard a prompt from its optical brain, and picked it up to have a look.
[The member 51788 you recruited recharges 1 credit points, and you can get 000% of the other party's total consumption as a sales commission. ]
The highland cow was stunned.
Is this the rich man's world?
"You, you recharged so much, did you recharge it wrongly? We can refund it..." The highland cow is careful, 100 million credit points is not a small number, 5.00% of it is his one-year salary. !
"My spouse can use it." The man remained expressionless.
The spouse of the boss, how powerful is it that such a person can sleep in the same bed!
In other words, the highland cow has round eyes, this person has a spouse, why should he follow a human being!
"Hurry up and take my master to the place where the pure natural facial mask is maintained!" Little Silver Ball bounced anxiously.
The highland cow took the man to change into a bathrobe with a dazed expression, and then took the man into the pure natural mask maintenance room.
Po Ge didn't expect that the place where the pure natural facial mask is maintained is like an outdoor place, with a swimming pool, a lawn, and various entertainment facilities. The room is exaggeratedly large, and there are many people in it. facial mask, holding a drink and chatting.
"This is a pure natural mineral mud mask, which contains very rich minerals." The staff carefully applied the mask to the pigeon's face, "It can help you stimulate blood circulation, deeply cleanse your skin, and delay aging , After you wash it off, you will find your skin is smooth."
Po Ge tried to maintain an expression, not daring to speak.
Gugu's only beauty knowledge is that after putting on the mask, you can't talk or make facial expressions, otherwise you will get wrinkles!
Sitting on the little yellow duck air cushion on the lawn, the pigeons hugged their knees, and looked seriously at the people playing in the swimming pool. Mrs. An Mei seemed to have met an acquaintance and chatted there. The mask on her face was still full of moisture. I don’t know what It can be washed off in time.
It is a laborious task to maintain an expression, and Po Ge worked very hard.
"cough."
A familiar voice came from behind, Po Ge kept his face expressionless and turned his head slowly.
After seeing a man with black mud on his face and wearing sunglasses, the black mud mask on Po Ge's face almost cracked.
Why did the big cat come here? !
"I'm worried you have something to do, so come and see." The man sat on the little yellow chicken air cushion beside the pigeon.
"Hmm." Po Ge let out a "hmm" from his nose, not daring to speak.
"Did she say something to you?" The man clearly sensed that something was wrong with the boy's response.
Po Ge didn't make a sound, and couldn't finish his sentence or two, but now Gu Gu couldn't speak, so he wrote the word "children" on the grass.
Mrs. An Mei is urging to hug her grandson.
The abnormal silence of the young man made the man feel uneasy, seeing the two words written by Po Ge, Lie Beishuang also fell into silence.
Does he still know?
"I don't want children now, not because I don't love you."
After a brief silence, Lie Beishuang's first words caused another crack in Po Ge's mask.
What?
Can you say that again? !
In this interstellar world where orc cubs swarm, the big cat doesn't want cubs?
"You know how I came into this world." The man lowered his eyes, "If I want to breed cubs with you, I must hand over my sperm to other people.
I don't trust them, let alone myself.
My genes were optimized by that person. Although there are no problems after repeated inspections, I can't guarantee that my offspring will have no problems. "
Po Ge looked at the man expressionlessly.
"So, I hope you can pass me and reproduce alone."
Bo Ge felt that the black mud mask on his face had been cracked into scum, what the hell is a solitary male breeding!
Lie Beishuang returned home, opened the door and stood at the door for a long time, but did not see any human beings running towards her, the previous welcome ceremony of kissing, hugging and holding high disappeared very suddenly.
The scepter flew forward unconsciously, and for a long while the master could not be followed. Looking back, the master was standing at the door with a dark face.
In retrospect, the scepter was missing, and he quickly followed back to the owner's side, and quickly contacted Ness.
Has the little master forgotten?Or fell asleep and overslept?
The scepter carefully glanced at Lie Beishuang, and saw his master standing upright at the door, with a cold expression of "I won't go in without human beings to welcome me".
Lie Beishuang thought a lot.
Thinking of the newly reformed marriage matching system, thinking of the ominous elf who sent messages to his own humans this morning, and those suspects who were spying on his own baby.
Which human being cheated me? !
"Master." Ness greeted him quickly, respectfully, "Invited by Mrs. An Mei, the little master went out. Before leaving, the little master told me to tell you that I won't have dinner with you today."
Mrs. An Mei?
This is somewhat unexpected.
"Where is Mrs. An Mei asking the young master to go?" Scepter asked quickly.
"It seems to be going to the beauty salon. I saw the little master checking the precautions for going to the beauty salon." Ness bowed his head respectfully, "Master, dinner is ready. When will the meal start?"
"No appetite." Lie Beishuang turned around and stepped back into the aircraft with a blank expression.
"Scepter, check which aircraft is missing, and where is its end point set."
×
It took five or six hours for Bo Ge and Mrs. An Mei to finish all the beauty programs, so that Bo Ge didn't know the so-called egg-nest maintenance, but just smeared oil on the belly, made circles, and pressed little by little. I won't look into whether you have this organ.
It was like rubbing my stomach, except that the pigeon made by the technician was very itchy. During this period, I collapsed from laughing two or three times, and the pigeon was almost rolling on the ground while clutching its stomach.The technician seemed to be a little angry, and the nosebleed almost penetrated the mask after finishing.
"That's right, after the maintenance, the skin of the little pogee has improved a lot." Mrs. An Mei affectionately held Gu Gu on her arm, "From now on, come with me once a month. The maintenance should start from a young age. Make it a habit."
"Okay, thank you, Mrs. An Mei." Bo Ge also felt a sense of relaxation all over his body. I have to say that this whole body massage is still very good.
"Hello, two customers." The short-haired manager changed his clothes, and there seemed to be something stuffed in one nostril, which stopped the nosebleed.
"Here's your shopping list."
"I'll pay." Po Ge didn't look at the bill, and actively paid, and touched the brain with the manager, but he didn't hear the voice of payment.
"Ok?"
Don't make mistakes at critical times!
Po Ge checked the balance of the optical brain account, and obviously the pocket money that the big cat gave him has not been spent, so why can't he pay the money!This is too embarrassing, what would Mrs. An Mei think of herself!
"Is your optical brain broken?" Bo Ge asked the manager cautiously.
"It's not broken." The manager had a lot of nosebleeds before, and now the boy is dizzy.
Mrs. An Mei raised her eyebrows, pulled the bill to look at it, and kindly reminded the manager, "Your calculation system is wrong, and the final total is zero credit points."
Po Ge looked at the bill, and sure enough!
The young man cast an admiring look at Mrs. An Mei. It was amazing. When encountering such a thing, he could calmly discover the problem!
Seen by the human teenager with such eyes, Mrs. An Mei tried her best to keep calm, and the whole leopard was about to float away.
Getting affirmation from others makes Leopard happy.
Get the affirmation of human beings, and please Max!
"Ah, this is not a mistake, it's a rule set by our shop owner." The manager smiled, "Any human beings who come to the shop to consume, even if accompanied by a companion, will be free of charge."
"Free bill!" Bo Ge looked at the bill again in surprise. He and Mrs. An Mei spent nearly [-] credit points, and they were all free?
"Do you want to become a member of our store?" The manager said with a lively wink towards the young man, "Send a pure natural mask for maintenance~"
"It's done!" Mrs. An Mei proudly took a picture of the table, and quickly signed the membership notice called out by the manager.
Bo Ge also became a member in a daze, and the manager immediately arranged for a mask maintenance, and took the two of them into the maintenance room.
"That one just now seems to be a human." There were whispers in the waiting hall. The orc, who was hesitant and didn't know which project to choose, began to ask the staff what project the human had done.
What projects did humans do?
I don't know why, but I really want to do it myself!
In the waiting hall, a man wearing black sunglasses slightly moved the opaque page in front of him, and snapped his fingers at the staff waiting beside him.
"Hello, these are the special items of our store. Which one do you want?" The staff looked at the man. The black shirt was buttoned up to the top button, and the neat suit pants were spotless, with low-key high-end money everywhere. odor.
What's more, the bridge of the nose under the sunglasses is tall and straight. You don't need to look at your eyes to know that this orc is definitely a tall, rich and handsome existence, and it must have credit!
It would be a pity if you don't become a member to recharge your credit points!
The staff was in good mood and ready to speak. As soon as he took a step closer to the man, a powerful aura of an exclusive hunter rushed towards his face instantly. It was ferocious and bloody, as if it was a demon crawling out of the corpse pile. The staff almost gave up on the spot. Tun, get down on the boss.
God's poor!My animal form is just a highland cow, why did I meet this kind of customer who seems to be here to kill!
"What project are they going to do?" The man's voice was low, and the magnetic voice made the staff's legs tremble a little.
Looking in the direction of the man's slightly raised jaw, the staff saw the cute and lovely human being at a glance.
It is said that after the manager received this human being, he immediately decided to act as his technician. According to the manager's words, this is "the fat water does not flow into the field of outsiders".
The result is that after the manager finished the project for humans, the nosebleed couldn't stop, and he yelled "so cute" while stuffing hemostatic balls into his nose.
The boss's vision was indeed so keen, he immediately fell in love with the manager's favorite treasure.
Silently mourning for one second for the manager and three seconds for human beings, the staff said with a trembling voice, "They should be doing pure natural facial mask maintenance."
The man quietly looked at the highland bull orc in front of him.
"This maintenance is exclusive to members. Everyone does it together. There are free pure natural juices without additives, and some snacks. You can sit and chat together. The atmosphere is very active."
The highland cow orc lowered his head and didn't dare to look at the man, even when he was wearing sunglasses. If he didn't have sunglasses, would he be killed by his eyes.
The boss nodded slightly, and the highland cow was stunned for a long time before he realized, "Are you going to do a natural mask maintenance?"
The air was quiet for three seconds, and a small silver ball popped out of the man's pocket, and he couldn't help shouting, "Brother, are you talking nonsense? Hurry up!"
"Okay!" Gaodi Niu's eyes lit up with excitement, and he called out the membership notice and membership code, "According to the regulations, you must spend once in the hotel and recharge [-] credits to become a member, but I will give you a discount. ..."
The scepter was quickly connected to the membership code to recharge, and the highland cow heard a prompt from its optical brain, and picked it up to have a look.
[The member 51788 you recruited recharges 1 credit points, and you can get 000% of the other party's total consumption as a sales commission. ]
The highland cow was stunned.
Is this the rich man's world?
"You, you recharged so much, did you recharge it wrongly? We can refund it..." The highland cow is careful, 100 million credit points is not a small number, 5.00% of it is his one-year salary. !
"My spouse can use it." The man remained expressionless.
The spouse of the boss, how powerful is it that such a person can sleep in the same bed!
In other words, the highland cow has round eyes, this person has a spouse, why should he follow a human being!
"Hurry up and take my master to the place where the pure natural facial mask is maintained!" Little Silver Ball bounced anxiously.
The highland cow took the man to change into a bathrobe with a dazed expression, and then took the man into the pure natural mask maintenance room.
Po Ge didn't expect that the place where the pure natural facial mask is maintained is like an outdoor place, with a swimming pool, a lawn, and various entertainment facilities. The room is exaggeratedly large, and there are many people in it. facial mask, holding a drink and chatting.
"This is a pure natural mineral mud mask, which contains very rich minerals." The staff carefully applied the mask to the pigeon's face, "It can help you stimulate blood circulation, deeply cleanse your skin, and delay aging , After you wash it off, you will find your skin is smooth."
Po Ge tried to maintain an expression, not daring to speak.
Gugu's only beauty knowledge is that after putting on the mask, you can't talk or make facial expressions, otherwise you will get wrinkles!
Sitting on the little yellow duck air cushion on the lawn, the pigeons hugged their knees, and looked seriously at the people playing in the swimming pool. Mrs. An Mei seemed to have met an acquaintance and chatted there. The mask on her face was still full of moisture. I don’t know what It can be washed off in time.
It is a laborious task to maintain an expression, and Po Ge worked very hard.
"cough."
A familiar voice came from behind, Po Ge kept his face expressionless and turned his head slowly.
After seeing a man with black mud on his face and wearing sunglasses, the black mud mask on Po Ge's face almost cracked.
Why did the big cat come here? !
"I'm worried you have something to do, so come and see." The man sat on the little yellow chicken air cushion beside the pigeon.
"Hmm." Po Ge let out a "hmm" from his nose, not daring to speak.
"Did she say something to you?" The man clearly sensed that something was wrong with the boy's response.
Po Ge didn't make a sound, and couldn't finish his sentence or two, but now Gu Gu couldn't speak, so he wrote the word "children" on the grass.
Mrs. An Mei is urging to hug her grandson.
The abnormal silence of the young man made the man feel uneasy, seeing the two words written by Po Ge, Lie Beishuang also fell into silence.
Does he still know?
"I don't want children now, not because I don't love you."
After a brief silence, Lie Beishuang's first words caused another crack in Po Ge's mask.
What?
Can you say that again? !
In this interstellar world where orc cubs swarm, the big cat doesn't want cubs?
"You know how I came into this world." The man lowered his eyes, "If I want to breed cubs with you, I must hand over my sperm to other people.
I don't trust them, let alone myself.
My genes were optimized by that person. Although there are no problems after repeated inspections, I can't guarantee that my offspring will have no problems. "
Po Ge looked at the man expressionlessly.
"So, I hope you can pass me and reproduce alone."
Bo Ge felt that the black mud mask on his face had been cracked into scum, what the hell is a solitary male breeding!
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