I was sucked bald by a big cat after rebirth
Chapter 90 The human being...is constipated
Haitu has never felt so much pressure from teaching.
The student concentrated on watching the online class, and the student's spouse rubbed the tip of their noses against the boy's chin. Seeing that the boy didn't object, they grabbed the boy's knees and rubbed the boy's ears, and put the leopard head on the boy's head.
To be honest, students are under a lot of pressure.
The panther moved up a little bit, with its two paws resting on the boy's shoulders, willingly acting as a backrest for the big cat, letting the boy lean on his arms to study, while the pigeon was like wearing a big cat coat, sweating from the hot back.
"Look at this question." After the online class, Haitu gave a lecture to Poge, "The question about this knowledge point is usually a big question, and you need a simple argument. For example, it will ask you, "Why is life and non-life Life, in performing purposeful actions, is consistent in many ways? ""
"Why?" Boge had never heard of this question before.
"When you see this kind of problem, you need to use the cybernetics we just learned today." Haitu reminded.
"In the online class, isn't cybernetics the art of managing people? Why is it related to non-life?" Po Ge was puzzled.
"The art of managing people is just another name for cybernetics. Don't generalize!" Haitu said in a rough voice, just about to say something, when she saw the black panther behind the boy leaning back, his eyes like torches, resting on the boy's shoulders. One claw, sharp claws out of the sheath.
"That..." Haitu lost his voice for a moment, shrugged his shoulders, squeezed his throat and began to speak.
"You may not have heard the whole point just now, let's read it again."
Bo Ge scratched his head, read the knowledge points about cybernetics again, and learned more than last time, "I understand, cybernetics is the study of the law of system control, and the scope of this system is very wide."
"Yes." Sea Hare whispered softly, looking carefully at the black panther behind the young man, stared at by such a pair of scarlet eyes, Sea Hare felt like sitting on pins and needles, holding his throat for every sentence.
"Take a break for 10 minutes." Seeing that the boy had finished the task, Haitu was relieved, and Poge immediately ran to the toilet.
The panther was hanging on the teenager, unwilling to get off.
"I want to go to the bathroom." Boge pushed the panther down, and quickly closed the bathroom door. The panther sat at the bathroom door, glanced left and right, then quietly raised its paw and pushed the door open a crack.
"Go out." Po Ge tried to be majestic.
The big cat shrank its head, and after a moment of contemplation, raised its paw and pushed the door lightly, sneaked into the bathroom lightly, and finally did not forget to raise its hind paw to kick and close the door.
Po Ge sat on the smart toilet, staring at the obedient black panther squatting in front of her.
"Why do you want to watch me go to the bathroom." Po Ge wanted to cry but had no tears. "Give me some privacy, can you go out?"
The big cat pretended not to understand human words, blinked its eyes and tilted its head.
Cute.
It is definitely not an interesting experience to be stared at by people going to the toilet. Po Ge has a painful face, recalling the past when he tried to watch the big cat go to the toilet.
When I first had a leopard, Boge made a bold statement and said that I would buy a transparent litter box so that I could see it more clearly.
But now, Cuckoo knew he was wrong.
It's really wrong.
Ball, can you go out?
Seeing the boy's painful expression, the black panther stepped forward with concern, raised his claws to press on the pigeon's belly, and stepped on it gently.
Gan!
Boge was really about to cry.
You are really eighteen kinds of martial arts, proficient in all of them!
Under the close watch of the big cat, Bo Ge started the most unforgettable experience of going to the bathroom in his life. The most embarrassing thing for Bo Ge was that because of sitting for a long time, the smart toilet played soft music and gave gentle reminders again and again.
"You have exceeded the best time~"
"Squatting on the toilet for an extended period of time may cause intestinal diseases, and even disturb your gastrointestinal function. For your sake and safety, please end it as soon as possible~"
Stared at by a pair of big bright eyes, Po Ge wanted to end as soon as possible, but he was powerless.
"If it's still difficult, please take a deep breath and follow the rhythm~" The smart toilet is persistent.
"Breathing~"
Po Ge looked at the panther and took a breath, and gestured to himself with his eyes.
Come and do it together.
"Exhale~"
Panther exhaled exaggeratedly.
Bo Ge quietly looked at the Leopard in front of him, feeling that tears of shame had piled up in his eyes.
"Exercise~"
The black panther makes a vigorous expression, which is vivid and lifelike.
"Try harder~"
Po Ge has seen that Leopard is really working hard.
"Okay, rest for five seconds, take a deep breath, and continue to the next round."
……
Pull up your pants, Poge presses the green button, the smart toilet closes, and makes an exaggerated sound of praise.
"We made it! You're awesome!"
After the big cat heard the sound, it proudly raised its tail, and was very happy that it had done a good deed for itself.
When I washed my hands, I cried, and two lines of humiliating tears flowed down silently.
Lock the door when you go to the toilet!
Artificial mental retardation kills me!
After spending 3 minutes to sort out his emotions, Bo Ge returned to his desk with a detached expression that was indifferent to life and death.
"Let's get started, Teacher Rabbit."
Black Panther actively jumped onto the smart chair and worked diligently as the backrest. Through what happened just now, he learned the same thing again!
Haitu looked at the black panther who was massaging the human belly, and couldn't look away enviously.
The tears that Po Ge had finally restrained almost burst the embankment at this moment.
"You two have such a good relationship." Haitu couldn't help but sigh, "They say that love is like a city, people outside the city want to enter, and people in the city really know how to play!"
Boge turned her head and looked at Haitu silently.
No, you're too naive, this isn't love, it's a black panther who thinks his human... is constipated.
But Bo Ge can't say it, because it will be tears.
"Let's continue." Haitu turned on the online class projection, and Boge watched the online class silently, and moved the big cat's paws away one after another. The big cat was full of worries, and put its paws on Boge's belly over and over again, gently Doing a massage.
At dinner, the big cat took away the fried meat pie in front of the pigeon, and Nass made one, and he took one, which was a gesture of sacrificing the ego and achieving the smoothness of human beings.
Boge silently ate a meatless dinner, and the black panther took the vegetables that were adorned on his own plate to Boge's dinner plate, and pushed it with his paws, urging humans to eat it.
"Nice, help me tie him up." Po Ge looked down at the vegetables on the plate covered with black leopard's saliva, feeling hopeless.
The moment before the black panther was stunned again, there was a look of disbelief in the eyes of the black panther, and there was a deep sense of grievance.
I treat you so well, why do you want to tie me up!
"Little master." The scepter returned home after a day of hard work, and collapsed in front of the pigeon, like a waste ball.
"The alliance celebration will be held in less than a week, and the chief must recover before then. You must pay more attention!"
"I really worked hard." Boge sighed, and the sound of the smart toilet calling rhythm was faintly heard in his ears.
"Also, I have been staring at the things you asked me to help pay attention to." The scepter called up the holographic projection of the inspection bureau, and there were robots sitting by the wall. They would also hug each other to keep warm and comfort each other.
"Up to now, only three robots have been taken away, and the rest are basically ignored, including Hope, who you brought to my attention." The scepter has the authority of these places and can be viewed at will.
"He is very kind and will help other robots to repair themselves. They are all waiting for their master to pick them up and want to see their master in the best condition." The scepter enlarged Hope, "Selfless dedication, maybe this is One of the qualities of a medical robot, and he does it very well."
Po Ge looked at Hope, who was optimistically repairing other robots, and couldn't help smiling, "When I take him home, let him be my little follower, and follow me when I go to school."
The scepter scratched the shell, "There is another robot, you may also want to meet." "
Boge looked over curiously.
A handsome robot appeared in the projection, twisting its body on the dance floor of the bar, lifting the blond hair of the beauty beside it, with seductive eyes, "Hey, beauty, I have a bird's nest at home, do you want to go and see it?"
"Xiao Du?!" Po Ge stared wide-eyed, "Why did he learn so badly!"
"Maybe it's...to liberate nature." Scepter's tone was a little envious, "He established a website on Starnet, and he also used your game pod to earn a lot of credits."
"Wait." Boge suddenly realized something, "Can he use the game cabin?"
"Yes." Scepter nodded, "His consciousness was originally locked in the second world, the master's confinement room. It is not difficult to return his consciousness to the second world."
"What about the consciousness of other robots?" Bo Ge was a little excited, "Can other robots also enter the second world?"
"It... depends on the state of their consciousness development." Scepter pondered, "Most robots, even robots with autonomous consciousness, cannot enter the second world after entering the game cabin, because the game cabin is suitable for carbon-based robots. , silicon-based, fluorinated silicone, and lipoid compound organisms, what can enter is basically the structure and composition, and these organisms are similar."
"Then robots, do they count as a race? The machine race?" Bo Ge imagined boldly, "Can we make a game cabin that the machine race can also use?"
"This..." The scepter hesitated to speak, "Little master, you can talk to him about it after he wakes up."
Po Ge opened the sticky note and wrote down the matter seriously in a small notebook.
If robots can enter the second world, they can also earn star coins and live independently.
"This matter is still very difficult." Scepter vaccinated Poge in advance, "First of all, these robots do not have citizenship. Even if they enter the second world, they are black households and can only log in as tourists."
"I understand." Po Ge came from Heihu.
"Secondly, the main consciousness may not be able to accept this new race." The scepter is very serious, "If the scepter rejects them, then they will not be able to gain a foothold in the second world."
Speaking of the main consciousness, Bo Ge moved his eyes, pursed his lips and did not speak.
"The main consciousness is very dissatisfied with the chief lord right now. You have also seen that the last time at the singularity, the chief lord was attacked by the main consciousness. If there is any unexpected change and the anger of the main consciousness is accidentally aroused, the consequences...may be very serious."
"Is that main consciousness that powerful?" Bo Ge lowered his head and poked his finger.
"Since the establishment of the second world, the main consciousness has been there, or in other words, the existence of the main consciousness is earlier than the second world. He may just think that the second world is good, so he stayed there."
The scepter lowered his voice, calling for Po Pigeon to come over.
"The chief lord is investigating the source of the main consciousness recently. If you can find the root of the main consciousness, maybe you can find a way to deal with it."
"You... want to deal with him?" Po Ge widened his eyes.
"Hush!" The scepter looked around cautiously, "It's mainly because he acted first, and we are just defending ourselves."
Boge swallowed nervously.
"To tell the truth, little master, in fact, after such a long time, I have found some clues." The scepter is mysterious.
"What's the clue?" Po Ge clenched his fists, his head buzzing.
The student concentrated on watching the online class, and the student's spouse rubbed the tip of their noses against the boy's chin. Seeing that the boy didn't object, they grabbed the boy's knees and rubbed the boy's ears, and put the leopard head on the boy's head.
To be honest, students are under a lot of pressure.
The panther moved up a little bit, with its two paws resting on the boy's shoulders, willingly acting as a backrest for the big cat, letting the boy lean on his arms to study, while the pigeon was like wearing a big cat coat, sweating from the hot back.
"Look at this question." After the online class, Haitu gave a lecture to Poge, "The question about this knowledge point is usually a big question, and you need a simple argument. For example, it will ask you, "Why is life and non-life Life, in performing purposeful actions, is consistent in many ways? ""
"Why?" Boge had never heard of this question before.
"When you see this kind of problem, you need to use the cybernetics we just learned today." Haitu reminded.
"In the online class, isn't cybernetics the art of managing people? Why is it related to non-life?" Po Ge was puzzled.
"The art of managing people is just another name for cybernetics. Don't generalize!" Haitu said in a rough voice, just about to say something, when she saw the black panther behind the boy leaning back, his eyes like torches, resting on the boy's shoulders. One claw, sharp claws out of the sheath.
"That..." Haitu lost his voice for a moment, shrugged his shoulders, squeezed his throat and began to speak.
"You may not have heard the whole point just now, let's read it again."
Bo Ge scratched his head, read the knowledge points about cybernetics again, and learned more than last time, "I understand, cybernetics is the study of the law of system control, and the scope of this system is very wide."
"Yes." Sea Hare whispered softly, looking carefully at the black panther behind the young man, stared at by such a pair of scarlet eyes, Sea Hare felt like sitting on pins and needles, holding his throat for every sentence.
"Take a break for 10 minutes." Seeing that the boy had finished the task, Haitu was relieved, and Poge immediately ran to the toilet.
The panther was hanging on the teenager, unwilling to get off.
"I want to go to the bathroom." Boge pushed the panther down, and quickly closed the bathroom door. The panther sat at the bathroom door, glanced left and right, then quietly raised its paw and pushed the door open a crack.
"Go out." Po Ge tried to be majestic.
The big cat shrank its head, and after a moment of contemplation, raised its paw and pushed the door lightly, sneaked into the bathroom lightly, and finally did not forget to raise its hind paw to kick and close the door.
Po Ge sat on the smart toilet, staring at the obedient black panther squatting in front of her.
"Why do you want to watch me go to the bathroom." Po Ge wanted to cry but had no tears. "Give me some privacy, can you go out?"
The big cat pretended not to understand human words, blinked its eyes and tilted its head.
Cute.
It is definitely not an interesting experience to be stared at by people going to the toilet. Po Ge has a painful face, recalling the past when he tried to watch the big cat go to the toilet.
When I first had a leopard, Boge made a bold statement and said that I would buy a transparent litter box so that I could see it more clearly.
But now, Cuckoo knew he was wrong.
It's really wrong.
Ball, can you go out?
Seeing the boy's painful expression, the black panther stepped forward with concern, raised his claws to press on the pigeon's belly, and stepped on it gently.
Gan!
Boge was really about to cry.
You are really eighteen kinds of martial arts, proficient in all of them!
Under the close watch of the big cat, Bo Ge started the most unforgettable experience of going to the bathroom in his life. The most embarrassing thing for Bo Ge was that because of sitting for a long time, the smart toilet played soft music and gave gentle reminders again and again.
"You have exceeded the best time~"
"Squatting on the toilet for an extended period of time may cause intestinal diseases, and even disturb your gastrointestinal function. For your sake and safety, please end it as soon as possible~"
Stared at by a pair of big bright eyes, Po Ge wanted to end as soon as possible, but he was powerless.
"If it's still difficult, please take a deep breath and follow the rhythm~" The smart toilet is persistent.
"Breathing~"
Po Ge looked at the panther and took a breath, and gestured to himself with his eyes.
Come and do it together.
"Exhale~"
Panther exhaled exaggeratedly.
Bo Ge quietly looked at the Leopard in front of him, feeling that tears of shame had piled up in his eyes.
"Exercise~"
The black panther makes a vigorous expression, which is vivid and lifelike.
"Try harder~"
Po Ge has seen that Leopard is really working hard.
"Okay, rest for five seconds, take a deep breath, and continue to the next round."
……
Pull up your pants, Poge presses the green button, the smart toilet closes, and makes an exaggerated sound of praise.
"We made it! You're awesome!"
After the big cat heard the sound, it proudly raised its tail, and was very happy that it had done a good deed for itself.
When I washed my hands, I cried, and two lines of humiliating tears flowed down silently.
Lock the door when you go to the toilet!
Artificial mental retardation kills me!
After spending 3 minutes to sort out his emotions, Bo Ge returned to his desk with a detached expression that was indifferent to life and death.
"Let's get started, Teacher Rabbit."
Black Panther actively jumped onto the smart chair and worked diligently as the backrest. Through what happened just now, he learned the same thing again!
Haitu looked at the black panther who was massaging the human belly, and couldn't look away enviously.
The tears that Po Ge had finally restrained almost burst the embankment at this moment.
"You two have such a good relationship." Haitu couldn't help but sigh, "They say that love is like a city, people outside the city want to enter, and people in the city really know how to play!"
Boge turned her head and looked at Haitu silently.
No, you're too naive, this isn't love, it's a black panther who thinks his human... is constipated.
But Bo Ge can't say it, because it will be tears.
"Let's continue." Haitu turned on the online class projection, and Boge watched the online class silently, and moved the big cat's paws away one after another. The big cat was full of worries, and put its paws on Boge's belly over and over again, gently Doing a massage.
At dinner, the big cat took away the fried meat pie in front of the pigeon, and Nass made one, and he took one, which was a gesture of sacrificing the ego and achieving the smoothness of human beings.
Boge silently ate a meatless dinner, and the black panther took the vegetables that were adorned on his own plate to Boge's dinner plate, and pushed it with his paws, urging humans to eat it.
"Nice, help me tie him up." Po Ge looked down at the vegetables on the plate covered with black leopard's saliva, feeling hopeless.
The moment before the black panther was stunned again, there was a look of disbelief in the eyes of the black panther, and there was a deep sense of grievance.
I treat you so well, why do you want to tie me up!
"Little master." The scepter returned home after a day of hard work, and collapsed in front of the pigeon, like a waste ball.
"The alliance celebration will be held in less than a week, and the chief must recover before then. You must pay more attention!"
"I really worked hard." Boge sighed, and the sound of the smart toilet calling rhythm was faintly heard in his ears.
"Also, I have been staring at the things you asked me to help pay attention to." The scepter called up the holographic projection of the inspection bureau, and there were robots sitting by the wall. They would also hug each other to keep warm and comfort each other.
"Up to now, only three robots have been taken away, and the rest are basically ignored, including Hope, who you brought to my attention." The scepter has the authority of these places and can be viewed at will.
"He is very kind and will help other robots to repair themselves. They are all waiting for their master to pick them up and want to see their master in the best condition." The scepter enlarged Hope, "Selfless dedication, maybe this is One of the qualities of a medical robot, and he does it very well."
Po Ge looked at Hope, who was optimistically repairing other robots, and couldn't help smiling, "When I take him home, let him be my little follower, and follow me when I go to school."
The scepter scratched the shell, "There is another robot, you may also want to meet." "
Boge looked over curiously.
A handsome robot appeared in the projection, twisting its body on the dance floor of the bar, lifting the blond hair of the beauty beside it, with seductive eyes, "Hey, beauty, I have a bird's nest at home, do you want to go and see it?"
"Xiao Du?!" Po Ge stared wide-eyed, "Why did he learn so badly!"
"Maybe it's...to liberate nature." Scepter's tone was a little envious, "He established a website on Starnet, and he also used your game pod to earn a lot of credits."
"Wait." Boge suddenly realized something, "Can he use the game cabin?"
"Yes." Scepter nodded, "His consciousness was originally locked in the second world, the master's confinement room. It is not difficult to return his consciousness to the second world."
"What about the consciousness of other robots?" Bo Ge was a little excited, "Can other robots also enter the second world?"
"It... depends on the state of their consciousness development." Scepter pondered, "Most robots, even robots with autonomous consciousness, cannot enter the second world after entering the game cabin, because the game cabin is suitable for carbon-based robots. , silicon-based, fluorinated silicone, and lipoid compound organisms, what can enter is basically the structure and composition, and these organisms are similar."
"Then robots, do they count as a race? The machine race?" Bo Ge imagined boldly, "Can we make a game cabin that the machine race can also use?"
"This..." The scepter hesitated to speak, "Little master, you can talk to him about it after he wakes up."
Po Ge opened the sticky note and wrote down the matter seriously in a small notebook.
If robots can enter the second world, they can also earn star coins and live independently.
"This matter is still very difficult." Scepter vaccinated Poge in advance, "First of all, these robots do not have citizenship. Even if they enter the second world, they are black households and can only log in as tourists."
"I understand." Po Ge came from Heihu.
"Secondly, the main consciousness may not be able to accept this new race." The scepter is very serious, "If the scepter rejects them, then they will not be able to gain a foothold in the second world."
Speaking of the main consciousness, Bo Ge moved his eyes, pursed his lips and did not speak.
"The main consciousness is very dissatisfied with the chief lord right now. You have also seen that the last time at the singularity, the chief lord was attacked by the main consciousness. If there is any unexpected change and the anger of the main consciousness is accidentally aroused, the consequences...may be very serious."
"Is that main consciousness that powerful?" Bo Ge lowered his head and poked his finger.
"Since the establishment of the second world, the main consciousness has been there, or in other words, the existence of the main consciousness is earlier than the second world. He may just think that the second world is good, so he stayed there."
The scepter lowered his voice, calling for Po Pigeon to come over.
"The chief lord is investigating the source of the main consciousness recently. If you can find the root of the main consciousness, maybe you can find a way to deal with it."
"You... want to deal with him?" Po Ge widened his eyes.
"Hush!" The scepter looked around cautiously, "It's mainly because he acted first, and we are just defending ourselves."
Boge swallowed nervously.
"To tell the truth, little master, in fact, after such a long time, I have found some clues." The scepter is mysterious.
"What's the clue?" Po Ge clenched his fists, his head buzzing.
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