I was sucked bald by a big cat after rebirth

When the video was connected, Boge saw a dusty thing.

"Oh, my mother." The gray man shook his head, and the pigeon saw the pair of very iconic exotropic eyes.

"There was an explosion here just now. If there are reports of casualties, don't worry it's not me."

"Explosion?" Bo Ge sat up straight, "What's going on?"

"I heard that the robot exploded itself, and I don't know what stimulated it." Flounder hugged his idiot tightly, "Fortunately, I have always been good to my idiot."

Haitu frowned, turned on the optical brain search, and instantly popped up thousands of messages. From yesterday to now, there have been more than 100 robot self-explosion incidents in the alliance, and there are five incidents in Abel's main star alone.

In such a short period of time, such intensive self-explosion incidents, if not premeditated, are absolutely impossible.

"The news has spread." Teacher Rabbit became serious. "Looking at the above information, many citizens have begun to panic, and even shut down the robots at home and put them in a single room. The largest robot company in the alliance has dispatched all the staff , to overhaul the robots suspected of self-explosion, but the number is too large, and this work cannot be completed in a short time.

Po Ge, for your safety, do you want to turn off Ness first? "

"No need." Bo Ge pursed her lips to browse the information, no wonder the big cat left suddenly in the middle of the night last night, so such a big thing happened.

Does this matter... have anything to do with humans?

During the noon break, taking advantage of the sea hare's lunch break, Poge sneaked out. Just after taking two steps, he remembered that he was in no man's land, so he turned around and unlocked a most low-key aircraft.

Like a child stealing the family car, Po Ge fumbled for a while before starting the aircraft. Many locations were recorded in the aircraft, including the real address of the patriarch of the human race.

In Vientiane, the patriarch of the human race lived in a relatively simple house, but in reality, the pigeon got off the aircraft, looked at the exquisite small villa in front of him, and fell into deep thought.

There is a simple iron lock hanging on the gate of the small villa, and the doorbell cannot be found.Po Ge tried to shout twice, and an electronic dog ran over, sniffed it up and down, and then opened the iron lock with its paw.

Different from the general decoration here, in the yard in front of the small villa, this kind of green vegetable is planted. Poge saw the mutated five-clawed cucumber and pickled tomato in it, and then an old man came out wearing a sun hat.

"Does the child buy vegetables? Grandpa grows the vegetables himself, which is fresher and more innocent!"

"Clan, patriarch?" Po Ge looked up and saw the old man's face under the hat, which seemed to be a bit older, more wrinkled, and twice darker than the image in Vientiane.

"Huh?" Seeing the boy's appearance, the old man took off his sun hat.

"It's you, kid."

"You still remember me." Po Ge smiled.

"How can I not remember." The old man touched Po Ge's shoulder with one hand, "Go, go in and talk."

Po Ge followed the old man into the small villa, and the inside was the same as in Vientiane, all handmade wooden furniture, unpretentious.

To say that such an old man ordered the robot to self-explode, 1 people in Po Ge didn't believe it, but they still had some doubts in their hearts.

If it is not the human command, then who can control the collective self-explosion of robots?

"Son, come and sit down." The old man picked up the kettle on the wooden table and poured a cup of tea for the pigeon.

"This is the succulent fruit tea I brewed, with a little honey added to clear away the heat."

"Thank you, patriarch, grandpa." Po Ge obediently picked up the cup and took a sip of tea. It tasted like the hawthorn rose water that my mother made when I had indigestion in my previous life. I was afraid it would be too sour, so I put a little sugar in it.

"Son, what are you here for today?" The old man sat opposite the pigeon, looking outside casually, he could see the advanced aircraft parked outside the villa.

"Grandpa patriarch, have you seen the news about the robot self-explosion today?" Bo Ge held the cup and sipped the tea in small sips. The taste was really missed by Bo Ge.

"I see." The old man nodded and couldn't help sighing, "That's why I don't use smart home. To tell you the truth, human beings have created many movies about robots awakening and killing. Throw it all to AI, I don't worry."

Hearing the old man's words, Bo Ge frowned and looked seriously into the old man's eyes. Although the old man's eyelids drooped to cover part of it, Bo Ge could still see the old man's worry from it.

what happened?Don't the human patriarchs know the connection between robots and humans?

"What's wrong?" The old man looked at the boy with some doubts, "Is there something wrong with what I said?"

"No, no." Bo Ge organized the language order and asked carefully, "Then do you think that the robot's self-explosion this time has anything to do with humans?"

"Son, what did you hear that you think that human beings are associated with these cruel things?" The old man was puzzled. "Is there a human who planned all this? It's impossible."

This time it was Po Ge's turn to be speechless.

"You may have been away from the ethnic group for too long, so you don't have a real understanding of humans. You think that humans are as rough as orcs, worshiping blood-bloody force, or like elves, scheming."

The old man refilled the tea for Po Ge, and his tone was still kind, "Son, remember, human beings are the most peaceful race in the alliance. They don't like violence, and they can't do anything scheming. The only things they cherish are life and family."

Po Ge opened his mouth, but couldn't say a word.

If someone said such a thing in his previous life, he would probably be ridiculed in various ways.But here, it is undoubtedly the most sensible for human beings to establish such an image.

"Of course, there are also some special children." The old man smiled lovingly, "But no matter what they are, human beings' own conditions limit him. If his actions are so evil that they are spurned by the same kind, then He might not be really human."

Po Ge thought for a moment, then nodded.

"Okay, kid, can you tell me now, did you see something that made you connect this matter with humans?" The old man spoke at a leisurely pace with a relaxed expression.

"Do you... know the three principles of robots?" Po Ge stared closely at the eyes of the old man, even if there was a slight change, it would be caught.

"Three Laws of Robots?" The old man shook his head in confusion. "What robots have to abide by is the law of the alliance. When did it fall into three rules?"

The old man's expression was impeccable, and it was the most authentic reaction, which made Po Ge fall into confusion.

Even the human patriarchs don't know.

Is it because the time is too long, have these things really been annihilated by time?

But the robot obviously knows it, and has been obeying it!

Humans don't know anything, and they don't know that every tragic effort made by robots is to fight for human rights.

The sweet and sour taste in my mouth suddenly became bitter.

Humans don't know about it, so can they stop their crazy behavior this time? The previous strikes and marches were relatively peaceful, but this time it is obviously different!

Why are robots doing this?

"Grandpa Patriarch, I have one last question." Po Ge adjusted his thoughts, "What is the most dissatisfied human being with the alliance now?"

Hearing this question, the old man spoke without hesitation.

"Marriage matching system."

Po Pigeon was taken aback.

"Because rare species have the obligation to continue the race, humans must participate in marriage matching. If you violate the matching system or free love, it will be considered a violation of the law of the alliance. Not only will the house be confiscated, the subsidies will be cancelled, and sometimes it will be enforced .”

"Strong, enforce?" Po Ge was sure he hadn't heard this before.

"After the match is successful, three months are up. If the other party submits an application and is approved by the court, you may be forced to marry the other party." The old man seemed to recall some bad memories, and his emotions were a little ups and downs. Sound sorry.

"Before, we were very happy to see the news that the marriage matching system was going to be abolished or revised, but for some reason, the reform that was supposed to be completed within a month has been over two months, but there is no news yet. A new match will be ushered in soon, and I don’t know how long I will have to wait.”

Po Ge didn't dare to say a word.

"By the way, I remember you said before that you matched an orc. Now, do you still think he is good?"

"He's fine." Po Ge sat up straight, "I still like him."

The old man looked at the boy quietly, as if trying to discern the truth of what the boy said.

There was a moment of silence in the house.

"Before, the one who was crying in the milk bar, wasn't it..."

"No." Po Ge said with a straight face.

"Crying and hiccupping and snot bubbles..."

"It's really not me." Po Ge pretended to be calm, and took a sip of tea, refusing to admit it.

"Well, there was a researcher who came here to ask human beings about the marriage matching system." The old man saw Po Ge's uneasiness and changed the subject.

"What did you say?"

"I said, if it weren't for the marriage matching system, humans would really not want to marry orcs." The old man smiled, "It seems that there is a special case."

"Wait." Po Ge felt that he had caught something.

"Is the investigator you mentioned a robot?"

"No." The old man shook his head, "It's an elf."

"Elf?" Po Ge frowned, feeling that the clue was broken again.

"Yes, she is a very good-looking female elf." The old man recalled, "She should also have a high status among elves, and her behavior is very elegant and intellectual."

"Speaking of it, it's quite a fate." The old man continued to recall, "During that time, I was busy buying vegetable seeds, fertilizer and so on, and I was not at home. There was a knock on the door."

Bo Ge stared blankly at the old man, such a description made Bo Ge think of a person.

The female elf who creates big cats, who can predict the future, the mad scientist with no ethics.

"When did she find you?" Po Ge was a little scared.

"About a month ago."

a month ago?Boge tried to recall all the incidents about Laplace at that time.

A little snow wolf like a husky came to Po Ge's mind.

Flander, the bounty hunter who fused strangely with the Little Snow Wolf NPC, if Poge remembers correctly, the reason why Flander was in danger before was because he accepted the task of Laplace's followers to steal a Kasa The holy object of Planet Jie, that holy object was also radiated by Saiji's energy, and it seemed to have some unique effect.

Thinking of this, Bo Ge quickly warned, "Grandpa patriarch, you must never open the door to that elf again!"

"Why?" The old man was puzzled.

"She, she's a salesman, and she specializes in deceiving old people for credit." Po Ge finished drinking the tea in the cup and got up quickly, "Grandpa, the patriarch, I'm leaving first, and I will definitely visit you again when I have time."

The old man looked at the back of the young man leaving in a hurry, lowered his head and stared at the rim of the cup, and remained silent for a while, when the electronic dog came to the old man's feet and wagged its tail cheerfully.

"This child." The old man caressed the electronic dog with his hand down. The electronic dog raised its head, looked at the old man with dark eyes, and rubbed its head affectionately against the old man's hand.

"You are definitely the most successful intelligent robot dog." The old man smiled, "It would be better if you don't bite my chair leg."

The electronic dog's body suddenly stopped, and the old man's hand stopped. The electronic dog's body seemed to start to heat up unusually.

"Wangcai, what's wrong with you?" The old man possessed himself to check the electronic dog.

"Woof!" The electronic dog was uncharacteristically, yelling at the owner for the first time, and not getting close to the owner for the first time, the electronic dog glanced at the old man, turned around and ran to the empty street like lightning.

"Wangcai!" The old man chased him out, accompanied by a firework, the electronic dog exploded on the street, his body was in pieces, the silver-white electronic dog tag flew to the old man, bounced, and landed at the old man's feet .