I was sucked bald by a big cat after rebirth

In the early morning, the white cat used its paws to smooth the clump of chest hair that rose up on its chest. It made mental preparations in front of the office door, stretched out its paws, and carefully pushed open the door of the Minister of Finance.

"Oh, damn it." The bald parrot lowered its head unfriendly and muttered, took a moment to look up and glanced at the white cat, "Sorry, I didn't see you coming in, I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about these old people Huge funding for dogs."

"It's okay." The white cat raised its head and stepped forward, pretending that he was not late.

"By the way, your subsidy for this month was gone 3 minutes ago." The bald parrot bit a piece of wood, and his eyes quickly scanned the projected data.

The white cat sighed, not surprised by this result at all.

It might seem normal for a bald parrot to not pluck a hair out, after all he can't pluck it out if he wants to.

"When I came in just now, I saw the entry and exit schedule, and found that the chief seemed to have stepped on the spot today." The white cat started his own work, and unintentionally revealed today's unexpected discovery.

"As long as there are no foreign visits, the chief lord usually arrives half an hour earlier. It hasn't changed in eight years. Today is quite strange." The white cat licked on the meat pad, trying to smooth the chest hair that was raised again.

The bald parrot narrowed his eyes and found that things were not simple.

"You said that old leopard came here today?"

"Yes." The white cat licked its paw, "You can watch the projection of the entry and exit time in the hall, there are records on it."

The bald parrot quickly checked the timetable, frowning, walking around the ground anxiously with a piece of wood in its mouth.

"It's not normal. It seems that there is something wrong with this old leopard. I saw something wrong with his eyes before. I thought he had changed his eye color because of fashion. Now that I think about it, it may be that the estrus period has advanced and he hasn't eaten yet." medicine."

The bald parrot folded its wings around its chest, with a serious look on its face, "Now, immediately, prepare a new sensory board immediately! Inform the medical team and prepare a large dose of tranquilizers. Once something happens, we must respond immediately to protect the alliance's property!"

The white cat licked its paws for a while, then tilted its head in confusion, "Minister, it's just stepping on the spot. I do this often, isn't it?"

"You know a bird." The bald parrot flapped its wings aggressively, "Have you ever seen an orc getting out of control in heat?"

"I've seen it." The white cat tilted its head, "Minister, have you forgotten? The last time I went to your house for dinner, your mother told us that you once lost control of your heat, hugged a piece of wood and sang love songs in tears, and drank all your father's wine." Erguotou, you got stuck in the wine bottle and couldn't get out, so she called the emergency personnel to get you out of the bottle completely."

"Fart your meow!" The bald parrot jumped on the ground angrily, "You can believe what she says when she's an idiot!"

"We have all seen the video." The white cat was very sincere.

"That's what my brother did. As you know, we all look alike." The bald parrot quickly calmed down and stroked the two sparse feathers on its head.

"Anyway, it's a terrible thing for an orc to go into heat and get out of control, especially the fighting power of the old man's leopard, which is even more dangerous." The bald parrot stared at the white cat seriously, "You should know that the old man's leopard came from the army, he is not a civil servant , It is genuinely a step-by-step rise from the front line of the life-and-death contest with the Zerg.

His decisiveness and fierceness are extremely rare, and countless Zergs died in his hands. When he was a major general, the Queen of the Zergs already knew his name and was quite afraid of him.

Have you seen the documentaries that were uploaded during the previous Star Wars?Once he found a companion parasitized by the Zerg, he did not hesitate at all, and directly shot the opponent's forehead with a laser gun.That was his companion in the past, really, he didn't even bat an eye! "

The white cat stopped licking its paws and listened in a daze.

"There are many clips like this, and most people of our age have watched them. Some people admire him, but many people fear him. Later, when he ran for the presidency, he was competing with him for the speaker of the previous term of the House of Representatives, Mr. A politician, but when he stood with the old man, his legs were shaking."

The bald parrot sighed, "Although the shaking was not obvious, when I saw this scene below, I knew who the new chief would be."

"You have only been in Black Pearl for seven years. You don't know that the rhythm of Black Pearl was much slower than it is now, and many things are easy to do, without rushing. But when the old man came, he put the army on us, Now I go to work like a war, look at my hair, it started to fall out since he took office, until now, there are only a few hairs left!

My doctor told me to relax and get more rest. Look at me, like someone who can relax? "When the bald parrot talked about the sad part, he couldn't help crying, "I'm really, it's too difficult. "

The white cat pitied one of its paws on the back of the parrot and patted it gently.

"Then you, no one has any comments? Maybe the chief will consider your request."

"Then... why don't you mention it?" The bald parrot turned his head.

"I, I have an old one, and a litter of young ones, and you just said that the chief may be in heat at any time, so..." The white cat took two steps back, looked left and right, and scratched its neck awkwardly with its hind legs.

"Hehe." The bald parrot sneered, returned to the desk, continued to work anxiously with the wood in its mouth.

"Since you can't give advice, you'd better be ready to change the sensor board." The bald parrot waved its bare bird wings, "Good luck."

However, fate is so miraculous that every morning, every bird and cat was frightened, but they didn't receive any notification that the sensory board was damaged.

The white cat couldn't help but fish, and searched for Star Wars documentaries on the star network, but there were almost no clips about the chief. Many videos were headlines, and there were keywords of the chief in the title, but there was nothing from the beginning to the end.

"Minister, can't you see the documentary with the chief lord?" The white cat tried to ask for resources.

"Since the old man Leopard became the chief, Scepter was worried that these videos would have a bad influence, so he deleted them on the Star Network. However, I have copies, one-off ones, the kind you can't spread." Vulture The parrot generously sent the video, "Take a good look, young man."

The white cat eagerly opened the video, and a cat peeked at it. The picture quality was not very clear, but he could clearly see the face of the chief lord when he was young.

"Sound wave monitoring shows that the front is the bug ship mutated by the previous group of worker bugs, the first level accounts for 80.00% of the total, and the rest are second-level bug ships!" The soldier's eyes screamed despair, "Even if we retreat with all our strength, It will also be surrounded by bug ships within 10 minutes, just like the X08 team, there is nothing left after being gnawed by them!"

"Why, I said to retreat, why do you insist on pursuing! Now you want to bury us all in the mouths of the Zerg, are you satisfied!" The middle-aged soldier angrily turned to the young soldier standing beside him with a calm face, the future The chief roared, looking at the chief's epaulettes, he was only a second lieutenant at the time, and the middle-aged man was a lieutenant, obviously the team leader.

The second lieutenant looked straight at the captain, with a calmness and silence in his gaze that was extremely inconsistent with his age.

Immediately afterwards, the lieutenant suddenly fell to the ground.

The white cat was stunned, and quickly forwarded, slowing down, and saw the young second lieutenant make a sudden move, hitting the middle-aged man's upper lip with a punch straight at the junction of nasal cartilage and hard bone, and the man fell straight over.

"If you lose your composure, you will make wrong judgments. They will be sorted by military rank. Now I will command them." The second lieutenant remained expressionless, as if he was not the one who knocked his superior unconscious just now.

The soldiers looked at the scene in front of them, and there was a momentary downtime, but they quickly reacted.

"Turn the direction, switch the X-ray millisecond pulsar navigation, and land on the next planet P5 within 6033 minutes. Everyone else, prepare to land!"

The spaceship moved quickly. The soldiers operated quickly and wore protective clothing. The second lieutenant calmly entered instructions on the console. In the last few minutes, he put on the protective clothing and put the lieutenant on a radiation-proof sleeping bag.

"No. [-], carry the lieutenant on your back. Everyone, after the spaceship lands, quickly get away from the spaceship, look for a hiding place, use the breath masking agent, and don't leave any traces!"

"Second Lieutenant, do we want to abandon the ship?" A soldier reacted, "P6033 is a deserted star, and the supplies we carry are limited. Even if we escape the Zerg, we can still..."

"No. [-]." The young second lieutenant was astonishing, with a pair of golden eyes full of menace, "Are you questioning my order?"

No. [-] gritted his teeth and bowed his head, "No. [-] is determined to complete the order!"

The spaceship shook and barely landed in a very short time. The moment the hatch opened, the soldiers quickly left the cabin, and the second lieutenant was the last to leave.

Thousands of bug ships landed on the barren star, with the spaceship as the center, constantly provoking, the spaceship did not move at all, but kept flashing lights, as if deliberately attracting their attention.

The cerebrum realized something was wrong, and when it wanted to evacuate quickly, the spaceship suddenly exploded, like a silent pantomime, with fire clouds and black dust, dyeing half of the sky red, and countless bug ships instantly turned into ashes, and many bug ships didn't even have time to react. His body has been turned into ashes.

The screen was interrupted for a moment, and when the video was turned on again, the whole team looked like savages, their protective clothing was in tatters, and they formed a group, eating the meat of roasted unknown creatures.

"It's over, you will definitely be punished when you go back, you boy, you dare to hit me, you are over!" The lieutenant had already woken up, his beard had grown, and he was staring at the second lieutenant while biting the barbecue in his hand.

"But we are all still alive." No. [-] responded cheerfully, "Thanks to the communicator brought out by the captain, the alliance already knows our coordinates!"

"Communication device? I didn't bring it?" The lieutenant looked confused.

"Uh, I made a mistake, it's the deputy team." No. [-] grinned at the lieutenant. Out of the corner of his eye, he couldn't help but glance at the second lieutenant, who was as young as himself.

At the end of a video, the white cat's eyes lit up with more and more admiration.

"Look back." The bald parrot has been secretly paying attention to the expression of the white cat, deliberately revealing the plot, "Next, you will see them hunting in groups, No. [-] was seriously injured, and he couldn't hold out until the rescue team arrived. It would be better to die than to secretly drink laser light to commit suicide, but was discovered by everyone.

Others are comforting No. [-], your dear chief lord. During the night watch, when you heard No. [-] crying for death, after wiping away his tears, you really broke his neck. "

The white cat shuddered.

"You may not know that he was tried by a court-martial for this. What did he say? He said that a soldier must never kill himself. Rather than let Number Six lose the dignity of a soldier and cry himself to death, it is better to leave in his hands." The bald parrot snorted coldly.

"What's the sentence of the military court?" The white cat was very nervous.

"How can we judge? According to the results of the autopsy, No. [-] did not insist on the arrival of rescue, and No. [-] personally asked to leave. At that time, he was employed, so he could only be acquitted and continue to fight."