I was sucked bald by a big cat after rebirth

The virus enters the heart of sorrow and turns into tears of unemployment. Although drinking the virus during working hours has a 17.00% probability of being discovered by the scepter, only the virus can temporarily numb and comfort the AI.

The girl's eyes were blurred, and she felt that worms, Trojan horses, scripts, macros, Melissa, red cats, and small balls attacked the firewall in turn. The space immune system identified the viruses, and the antivirus pioneer started to work, thoroughly eliminating the viruses one by one. remove.

In less than five seconds, the girl let out a long hiccup. The perfect protection system had already killed all the viruses and excreted them from the body.

"You have new warning emails.

Sender: Scepter. "

Pretending not to see it, the girl tilted her head and looked away, whistling and sliding the mail in front of her.

"Ding! The match was successful!"

The blue data flow suddenly stopped, and the original red "0" became a blue "1".

There was silence in the room. The girl rubbed her eyes and patted her head. The blue "1" was still firm.

"How is it possible..." The girl suspected that she had ruined the program by drinking the virus, she covered her chest, trembling and tried the matching again, the result was still "1"!

Call up the only matching file, which is a cute human teenager, who just turned up, has been a black household before, and only registered successfully not long ago!

Live human beings!The girl eagerly matched all kinds of information between the two, and the fit was as high as 99.9%!

In an instant, the girl sat slumped on the ground, with mixed feelings, and wept with joy!

Find out the template that matches successfully on weekdays, paste the information of the two people, and with a "pounding" heart, the girl sends out the two notifications.

18 years, 130 six matches, finally got the result!The girl was so excited that she jumped up on the spot, lying on the floor sliding her arms and legs, feeling alive and complete.

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Po Ge happily moved into the new house. It has two bedrooms, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom. The room is spacious and bright. There is also an intelligent home robot, wearing a small floral apron, which is charging.

Both bedrooms are spacious with wardrobes and desks, the only difference is that one bedroom is a smart deep sleeper bed, and the other bedroom is actually a sleeping pod.

The deep sleep bed can adjust the temperature, softness and hardness, and can also play sleep aid music, record the user's sleep status, and provide suggestions.The skin-friendly part can also change the texture and humidity. Boge likes the texture of pure cotton, with the residual heat from the sun, it is simply the best quilt in the world.

After rolling several times on the bed, Bo Ge lay happily on the bed, the corners of his mouth raised up uncontrollably.

This is life.

"Hello, lovely little master." The robot in an apron knocked on the door politely. On the electronic screen was a series of little yellow faces similar to those used by Po Pigeon in his previous life, showing a shy blushing expression at the moment.

"Hello." Po Ge sat up and stared at the robot curiously.

"Please allow this machine to introduce itself. This machine is a household service robot model M715. Compared with robots of the same model, this machine has one more "rare species care chip" than them, and a few more systems can better At your service." When the robot was narrating, its expression changed into a bewildered smile with dark eyes.

Po Ge looked at the robot and blinked. If I remember correctly, this expression in my previous life seemed to be equivalent to "hehe", the favorite of the older generation of netizens.

"May I ask if you are dissatisfied with the narration of this machine?" The robot changed into an expression of bowing its head and poking its fingertips.

"No." Po Ge smiled happily, "Thank you for taking care of me."

"Then ask the little master to give this machine a name." The robot turned around happily, and its expression changed to a cute one with pink cheeks.

Po Ge's eyes moved, and he recalled the artificial mentally retarded person who had quarreled with his roommate in his previous life.

"Xiao Du." Po Ge's eyes sparkled.

"Thank you, little master, Xiaodu likes this name very much. When you need Xiaodu in the future, please call Xiaodu." The robot showed a sunny grinning expression.

Stomach growled twice inappropriately, Po Ge looked down at his hungry belly, and then remembered that he only drank three glasses of milk today.

"Xiaodu Xiaodu." Po Ge looked at the robot with longing eyes, "I'm hungry."

"Searching for human food for you, the search is successful, a total of 350 pieces of information, immediately place an order and arrive immediately."

A menu appeared on the robot's screen, and Po Ge swallowed, starting from the first one.

Although the alliance now has the largest number of orcs, there is also a lot of food for humans. Po Ge and his group looked down and saw dumplings!

"I want to eat dumplings!" Po Ge was so excited that his eyes lit up.

The menu immediately enters the exclusive page of dumplings, which describes in detail the raw materials used to make dumplings, as well as the nutritional content of every [-] grams of dumplings. When Poge pokes, a holographic projection of the dumplings is displayed, so real that Poge can smell it to the scent.

The stomach growled more and more, Po Ge held his stomach with one hand, and licked his lips expectantly, "How many credits do I need for a dumpling?"

The page immediately jumped to the payment interface, Po Ge stared at the 30 credits after the discount, and slowly calmed down.

Even if the subsidy from the alliance arrives, he is reluctant to eat it.

With three hundred credits a month, a meal of dumplings is one-tenth of that.

"Then...help me retrieve the nutrient solution." The young man slowly lowered his head, stared at his toes and pursed his lips.

"Little master, Xiaodu recommends that you search for free human food." The robot's voice was soft, "Your body data has just been received by Xiaodu, and you have been short of nutritional intake for a long time. If this continues, you will be unresponsive and mentally unstable." Weakness, and even edema and ascites."

"Then what kind of food can humans eat for free?" Po Ge looked up in anticipation.

"Searching for free human food for you, successfully retrieved, a total of 720 pieces of information."

"So many?" Po Ge stared in surprise.

"Generally, human food whose raw materials are less than [-] credits is subsidized by the alliance. Many orc shops are also very willing to provide food for humans for free.

The cost price of the dumplings just now is 130 seven credits per [-] grams. Excluding the [-] credits subsidized by the alliance, the store has also discounted heavily, and the [-] credits are only for the manual and insertion fee. "

"Insertion fee?" It was the first time Boge had heard of this fee.

"Yes, according to the status of the store's orders, you should be No. 20 Seventh, but the alliance has requirements to provide human beings with as much convenience as possible, so if you place an order, you will be the first to process your order, and after that Customers will be slightly delayed."

"I see." Po Ge scratched his head, a little embarrassed. Behind the [-] credits that seemed expensive to him, there were so many people's efforts. In fact, it was not expensive at all, and he took advantage of it.

Browsing around in the free food, Po Ge ordered a nutritious meal. Watching the projection, there are meat and vegetables in it, and the meat is a big piece!

After placing the order, Bo Ge saw the sales of this nutritious meal, and there were more than 2 orders this month!

"There are a lot of people eating." Po Ge was a little worried, "Will the store be giving away for free like this, will it be a big loss?"

"Don't worry, the [-] orders are basically paid for by orcs." Xiao Du reassured Po Ge, "Many orcs like to eat food that humans eat, and they want to eat whatever humans eat."

Po Ge couldn't help but think of the videos he had watched in his previous life, the big dog that flashed to the door as soon as the owner tore the snack bag, and the cat thief who was just about to move and try to steal the owner's food.

It's been 1000 years and it hasn't changed!

With a sound of "ding", Xiaodu went to the side wall of the door and took out a nutritious meal, put it on the dining table, set the tableware, opened the lid of the crisper and scanned it, then called Poge, "Little master, your nutritious meal has arrived."

Po Ge was already hungry, so he ran to the dining table and found that there were two rice balls painted with love in the nutritious meal, and the meat in the crisper was bigger than what he saw in the holographic projection, and the portion was enough It's breathtaking.

Bo Ge ate half of it in one go, and asked Xiaodu to find a video for the remaining half, and ate it while watching it.

After eating a nutritious meal, Po Ge leaned comfortably on the back of the chair, touching her bulging belly with happiness in her eyes.

"Little master, the owner of the nutrition restaurant left you a message, do you want to read it?"

"Read." Po Ge tried to sit up straight.

"Dear human friend, it is a great honor to be selected by you to taste. My family and I are loyal friends of human beings. If you have any needs, you can contact me directly."

This is a bit different from Po Ge's expected five-star praise.

Xiao Du continued, "My youngest son likes humans very much, but he has never been in contact with humans in real life except on Xingwang.

I have a very presumptuous request, can you send me a voice message, or take a photo of you, in any form, to satisfy my youngest son's wish.

I can pay credits for this, or provide you with custom meals.Of course, we can fully understand if you don't want to, please don't let this little episode ruin your good mood, thank you again for choosing our small shop, and welcome to try it next time. "

Po Ge was a little flattered, and felt that he had really become a national treasure.

It's always a bit short-sighted to eat free food, and it's not a big deal to post a photo and voice.Po Ge asked Xiao Du to take a photo of himself a little nervously, and Po Ge picked a more natural recording for Xiao Du to post, a bit shy.

"Thank you for your nutritious meal. It's really delicious. I'm very happy to be your friend and loved by you."

After Po Ge finished recording, his face was so red that he flushed his face twice to cool down the temperature on his face.

"Xiaodu." Po Ge glanced at the optical brain, "When will the subsidy from the alliance arrive?"

"According to normal circumstances, you should have arrived early." Xiaodu sent the photos and audio recordings, "Maybe there is a problem with your information, or you have unfulfilled obligations, no matter what, the alliance will get back to you within 24 hours news."

"Then I'll go to Vientiane first." Po Ge thought of the fluffy people waiting in line at the milk bar.I can't live entirely on the subsidy of the alliance. It is also a very good way to earn credit points by relying on Lu Furong.

Bo Ge opened the small bag, took out the holographic helmet, hesitated for half a second between the sleeping cabin and the bed, and chose to try the sleeping cabin.

Lie flat in the sleep cabin, put on the holographic helmet and enter Vientiane.

[The identity of the tourist has been completed, do you choose to officially register? 】

Po Ge poked "Yes", and when he opened his eyes the next moment, he saw that he had arrived at the place where he had gone offline before, the door of the milk bar.

As soon as the boy appeared near the milk bar, through the floor-to-ceiling windows, the fluff under the maple trees in the milk bar rushed over. Judging from the experience of the puppet cat yesterday, this human likes to take the initiative!

Po Ge picked up a short-legged corgi, ordered a glass of milk on the bar, and started today's fluffy business.

After the little Corgi was selected, he was so happy that he almost rolled off the bar. Po Ge protected his short legs with one hand, and scratched Corgi's chin with the other hand, stroking its back.

Corgi's round and fluffy butt is very rua, and there is a heart cut on the tail.Po Ge couldn't help touching it, covering her face with her front paws shyly with her short legs.

When the pigeon was brushing against Corgi, the other short leg came over with a brush in its mouth, and the pigeon began to brush Corgi's fur. The little guy closed his eyes happily, as if he had arrived in heaven.

Half an hour later, little Corgi touched the young man, and Po Ge immediately heard the voice of the account being credited.

[Star currency +388. 】

The next thing that arrived first was an Angora rabbit. This Angora rabbit provided the pigeon with a small box and several colorful rubber bands.

Bo Ge took the small box blankly, and only heard [food grade blush +1].

Picking up the blush brush unskillfully, Po Ge applied blush on both sides of the cheeks of the long-haired Angora rabbit, then combed the middle part with a comb brush, and tied two symmetrical little grips with a small rubber band.

The Angora rabbit looked at himself in the blush mirror, licked jio with satisfaction, and touched the pigeon.

[Star currency +400. 】

Fluffy in the store saw how the young man was trying to be rude, so he consciously lined up and waited eagerly.

As soon as Bo Ge moved, there were more than a dozen fluffy ones, and his hands were sore, and while shaking his hands while drinking milk, Bo Ge heard his brain beep.

The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: Yi Zheng, 1 tear of the elf;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: Ling Ningxi, 9875310 bottles; Tyrant 2 bottles;

Today's reward: A large number of fluffy animals are waiting in Lulu, five little angels are invited to work as soon as possible, there is free milk, plush fluffy has its own props, just come.