I was sucked bald by a big cat after rebirth

Cuckoo told himself intuitively that knowing too much is dangerous.

In the TV series I watched in my previous life, I don’t know how many characters were taken away because of "you know too much".But Cuckoo has always been very curious, especially when the story is told halfway and he doesn't know the next half, he may lead Cuckoo to the anxious dog.

"I will definitely keep your secret." Cuckoo swore seriously.

The big cat's eyes were gentle and relieved, and he continued to talk to the boy.

"After Laplace got the fertilized eggs, her original plan was to breed gene-edited humans. But she found that among the three fertilized eggs given to her by the Alliance, there was one fertilized egg, and the sperm was not touching the egg. After the corona, acrosome reaction occurs. So, this is a healthy human egg that has not been fertilized."

Although he couldn't understand the technical terms, Gu Gu summed it up in his brain.

[Laplace, obtained human healthy egg 1 from the Ark.] ]

"She had a new idea. She focused on Lie Lanyang, who had won the title of "Beastman King" three times in a row, and used illegal means to obtain his sperm."

Because of surprise, Po Ge couldn't help raising his eyebrows.Speaking of this, Bo Ge can already hear that Lie Beishuang is the product of the combination of the human egg and Lie Lanyang's sperm.

"After that, I was born." After the big cat said this, for some reason, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Maybe it's because the secret has been concealed for too long, and it will become a stone that falls in the bottom of my heart.Once spoken, the weight of the stone can be lighter.

Reminiscent of the strange father-son relationship between Lie Lanyang and Lie Beishuang, Gugu feels suddenly enlightened.

"I'm a product of an experiment, an illegitimate child." The big cat's fluffy leopard ears drooped slightly, "Would you despise me?"

"How come?" Bo Ge shook his head, "Everyone can't control their own birth, these are not your fault."

"Thank you." The big cat wagged its tail.

"I don't know if you think the name "Laplace" is familiar." The big cat jumped onto the bed and lay down in front of the pigeon.

"In fact, it refers to the "Laplace demon", an ancient scientific hypothesis. It knows the exact position and momentum of every atom in the universe, and it can also analyze these data, and according to natural laws or formulas, speculate The past and the future of what happened."

Po Ge bowed his head to take notes quickly, and the big cat raised its paw, and the pad of its flesh gently touched Gu Gu's hand.

"About this scientific hypothesis, there is a lot of controversy. That woman, she is a loyal believer in Laslap's demon. She believes that as long as she gets enough information, she can predict the future."

Just like the previous game of "The Cat's Paws Are Never Down", Gu Gu put his backhand on the big cat's paws, lowered his head and asked curiously, "Did she succeed in her prediction?"

"So far, she has made more than 3000 predictions, big and small, and only failed once." The big cat looked sideways at Gu Gu, put the other leopard paw on the back of Gu Gu's hand, and continued to play Jenga.

"Which time?" Gugu pressed the leopard's paw with the other hand.

"She predicted my whole life. She said that I would die alone." The big cat raised its hind paw and put it on Gu Gu's hand, "but she didn't predict your existence."

"Then I'm pretty good?" Cuckoo triumphantly raised a jio and pressed it on the big cat's hind paw.

Last time it was too high to reach at the dining table, this time it's on the bed, you're doomed!

The big cat continued to raise its other hind paw, pressing it on Gu Gu's foot, with gentle eyes, "Yes, you are beyond prediction."

"You lost." Boge raised the last jio and pressed it on the last hind paw of the big cat. From the very beginning when he pressed the leopard's paw under it with his backhand, Gu Gu won.

The big cat wagged its tail leisurely in front of Cuckoo, "Because you were unexpected, she tried everything to find you. She will most likely use you as an experiment, and even threaten your life."

After finishing speaking, the big cat put its tail firmly on Gugu Jio.

Cuckoo understands, this woman is a Frankenstein who ignores the bottom line of ethics and morality, and has no sense of responsibility at all.

"She should have violated the laws of the alliance, right?" Although Coo is blind to the laws of the alliance, he can clearly know that Laplace's actions will definitely violate the laws.

"If she is going to be prosecuted, the whole thing needs to be made public."

"Ah." Po Ge pulled out his hand and jio embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, I didn't think carefully."

"Because of her extraordinary predictive ability, she has quite a few followers." The big cat wagged its tail, and its big fluffy black tail brushed over Gu Gu's chin. "Even in the parliament, she has power."

Rubbing her itchy chin with the back of her hand, Po Ge thought seriously, if in her previous life, she met someone who could accurately predict the future, she would definitely follow her and ask for the lottery number.

The big fluffy tail lightly brushed Gu Gu's cheek, and the pigeon was tickled, and reached out to grab the restless leopard tail.

To Cuckoo's surprise, the big cat didn't dodge its tail and let itself hold on tightly.

"Can I redeem my own tail?" The big cat leaned close to the boy, rubbed its head against Gu Gu's chest and shoulders, controlled the strength, and dropped a lot of black leopard fur on Gu Gu's clothes.

As a shit-shoveling officer with theoretical knowledge, "What should you do when a cat rubs against you?" is a sub-question for Gugu.

First of all, you can't avoid it. Avoiding it will make the cat mistakenly think that you don't like it.

The correct approach should be, when the cat rubs against itself, reach out, stroke the cute little head of the kitten, and tell it with physical contact: Twolegs also like you very much.

Bo Ge looked down at the huge leopard's head, raised a hand and rubbed the big cat's head, the big cat narrowed its eyes comfortably, and made a familiar "purring" sound.

"What do you want to redeem your tail with?" Po Ge held the big cat's tail tightly with one hand.

"I can massage." The big cat raised his head, blinked his eyes, with a serious expression.

massage?

Gu Gu's eyes lit up little by little.

Who wouldn't want a cat massage!

Think about the little fluffy paws stepping on the milk one by one, and the intimate contact with the little pink meat pads. The well-behaved kitten meows softly while giving the owner a milk-feeding massage. It is simply a paradise on earth. .

Po Ge was full of anticipation, and looked down at the big cat's casserole-sized paw.

"You, take it easy." Gu Gu Gu was still a little worried when he was lying on the ground. With such a big paw, it should be fine, right?

"I will control the strength." The big cat spread its two hind legs, stood on both sides of Gu Gu's legs, retracted its two front paws a few times, and used them as hot claws.

"It's started." The big cat put two paws on the shoulder blades of the pigeon, and stepped on it gently.

The massage strength of the big cat is very suitable. Compared with the cute mangosteen claws of the little cat, the two big paws have an advantage in area. The two paws can press the entire shoulder blade.

The movements behind it were very gentle, the pigeon was trampled so drowsily, and the big cat worked hard, stomping all the way down, even pressing the calf once.

When Cuckoo opened his eyes again, it was already the next morning, and he didn't know when he turned over, and his body was still covered with a quilt.

"Little master, you're awake." The scepter quickly flew over, "Drink milk this morning, eat rock-flavored cheese sandwich toast, fried eggs and fried sweet and sour pork, and fresh fruit and vegetable salad."

Gu Gu swallowed, quickly turned over and got out of bed to wash up. When he came to the restaurant, he saw the big cat wearing an apron and pouring milk for himself.

Cuckoo trotted over, sat in his seat, looked at the carefully prepared breakfast in front of him, the aroma was tangy.

"Thank you, Mimi." Po Ge looked up happily, only to see that the apron worn by the big cat looked familiar.

"It's not hard." The big cat took off the apron, handed it to Xiaodu who had sad eyes beside him, sat opposite the pigeon, stretched out his paw gracefully, "Cuckoo, have a taste."

"Did you make this?" Bo Ge was a little surprised, picked up a piece of fruit from the salad, and found that it was heart-shaped!

"Because the military school canteen is too expensive, I minored in wilderness survival and learned to cook." The big cat picked up a piece of meat with its paws, and shook its big tail.

Recalling what Mr. Whiman said, as soon as the orc cubs arrive, they will be kicked out of the house, Po Ge nodded understandingly.

"Then tell me about your going to the military academy." Gu Gu was eating, looking at the big cat curiously.

In my previous life, I was only one step away from my favorite university. I spent countless days and nights, especially in the year of my third year of high school. I was studying and studying every day. I only slept for four hours. I worked hard and finally passed the exam. But the dog took a happy summer vacation.

Cuckoo has a college dream, but now he can only listen to others.

The big cat told Gu Gu about how he went to the military academy while eating breakfast. Gu Gu listened carefully and found that Mimi was really outstanding. Once graduated, it was like a legend.

Looking at the young man's adoring eyes, the big cat sat upright, and the leopard's face was slightly heated. The deeds of more than ten years ago, even if they were dug up, were suspected of being archaeological, but now they have become the capital to change the young man's view of himself.

The professor is right. Sure enough, every experience is valuable.

After breakfast, Gu Gu walked towards the game cabin as usual. One second before entering the game cabin, Gu Gu Gu suddenly remembered something and turned to ask Big Cat.

"Mimi, can I get rid of other furries in Vientiane?"

The big cat was taken aback, and turned to look at its newly stubbled body, with a hint of sadness in its eyes, "The Alliance encourages humans to appease the orcs, but as your prospective spouse, you need to favor me. The number of times cannot exceed the number of times I have been beaten."

"Okay, okay." Gu Gu agreed, and patted the top of the big cat's head, "Don't worry, I have official work to do today, and I won't be able to leave a few fluffy cats."

The big cat lowered its head, buried its leopard face on top of the boy's head, rubbed left and right in Gugu's fluffy hair, and finally took a deep breath, feeling the satisfaction and satisfaction of the leopard face.

Humans, it's so good to suck! ! !

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Today is a good day for Cuckoo to be promoted to level ten, and it is destined to be an extraordinary day.

Cuckoo On the survival mode map, knock out a gopher with a staff, and then add a few more hits, and a dead soul with a tongue sticking out floats out of the gopher's head.

[Congratulations to the player for completing the C-level mission: Eliminate the gophers.

Mission rewards: 800 experience, 28 star coins, 2 mole teeth. 】

A magic circle lit up under his feet, and Gu Gu heard the familiar upgrade notice.

[Congratulations to the player who has reached level 10, unlocked the arena PK function, and obtained the right to live in the living and leisure area.Life cap 6, attack 6, defense 6. 】

Finally reached level ten!

The first thing for Poge is to take out the skill book and click to learn [SSS-level Isis Kiss].

The skill book slowly turned into spots of light from the beginning, and penetrated into Po Ge's body bit by bit. After the skill book in Po Ge's hand disappeared completely, Gu Gu heard a notification.

[Congratulations to the player for acquiring the [SSS-level Isis Kiss].Current Proficiency Level: Beginner. 】

[Congratulations to the player for achieving the "Beginner Skills" achievement, with 10 achievement points. 】

There is a small question mark behind the proficiency level, and Po Ge clicks on it, which is a basic introduction to the skill proficiency.

There are three levels of skill proficiency, elementary, intermediate, and advanced.The more times the skill is used, the higher the proficiency. The upgrade of proficiency can add to the skill in all aspects, such as shortening the cooling time, increasing the control time, increasing the damage and so on.

Opening the friend list, Po Ge found Fang Ge and Liquor, and sent him a message.

[Singing and drinking, I've reached level ten, are you ready for PK? 】

A line of small words popped up: [Please wait a moment, the player is in the dungeon, after the dungeon ends, the player will see your message. 】

Po Ge opened the information column of Song Zongjiu and found that he had been promoted by two levels. It seems that he has not been idle these days.

Taking a deep breath, Bo Ge opened his information panel and checked his data.

[Nickname: The player has not set a nickname

Sex: Male

Race: human

Occupation: None

Rating: 10

Experience: 1%

Achievement: 135 points

Basic attributes:

Life: 6255/6255

Spirit: 98% (full)

Physical Attack: 2085, Spiritual Attack: 2125, Physical Defense: 3155, Spiritual Defense: 3655.

Special attributes:

Attack speed: 135%, movement speed: 135%, hit: 76%, dodge: 30%, crit: 20%.

Weapons: (1/1)

Unnamed: SoC.

Equipment: (2/10)

Neck armor: SSS-level fountain of life.

Back ornament: S-Class Love of Time.

Special main body equipment: (0/1)

Skills: (1/1)

SSS Class Isis Kiss. 】

Seeing the special main equipment that was still empty, Bo Ge took out the big egg with difficulty to check the situation of the pet egg.

[Unhatched pet eggs:

grade:? ? ?

mother:? ? ?

Father:? ? ?

Vitality: 85/100

Intimacy: 80

Forms: 16

Hatching countdown: 143:46:31 (growth can be accelerated through nourishment). 】

There were still six days before the pet hatched, and Po Ge was too curious about what the pet looked like, so he searched on the optical brain for how to nourish pet eggs.

There is only one way to nourish pet eggs, which is to use water of life. This water of life may drop in the copy of the story mode. There is also a more convenient way to buy it in the mall.

Gu Gu tentatively opened the mall and found the water of life, which was divided into large bottles and small bottles.

The large bottle is 1L and the price is 6666 stars, and the small bottle is only 100ml and the price is 666 stars.

Expensive batch.

Cuckoo hesitated for a long time, and began to count with his fingers. Originally, he had 2680 credits. He bought 688 medicine inhalers for big cats, 128 maid outfits, and another meal and ingredients for cat meals. 1754 credits.

But the big cat doesn't need to spend his own money now, he also contracted his own meals, so he spent 66 credits to buy a small bottle to try?

Walking around in front of the shopping mall, Gu Gu, who has always been thrifty, gritted his teeth and bought a small bottle of water of life. According to the instructions, he carefully opened the bottle and poured the clear liquid on the eggshell.

The eggshell lit up for a moment, and Gu Gu heard the news.

[The player uses a small bottle of water of life on the "unhatched pet egg", the hatch countdown -10h, the remaining hatch countdown: 133:36:28. 】

66 credits have only been lost for ten hours, and Gugu's heart is bleeding. To earn 66 credits, I need at least two fluffy ones!

Stuffing the prodigal egg back into the backpack, Po Ge used a little animal odor eliminator given by the orange cat, and hurried into the milk bar. The fluffy human teenagers who hadn't seen them for a long time were so pleasantly surprised that they rushed over one after another.

Time was running out, and Boge pulled up his sleeves and opened his bow left and right. In his left hand was a chubby, super soft chinchilla, and in his right hand was a chubby Alaskan puppy. Goo under my hand.

Until a frantic, street-like human entered the milk bar, and the fluff immediately boiled.

Two humans!

"Go away, I'll go, Ah Choo!" Fangge Zongjiu crazily dodged from the fluffy ones, and the fluffy ones chased after him, Fangge Zongjiu sneezed all the way to the outside of the milk bar, even Poge's face Did not see.

"Come out!" Fang Ge stood at the door of the milk bar, covering his nose with one hand and scratching his neck with the other, "Send me a message if you have the ability, and come out if you have the ability!"

Po Ge, who was addicted to Lulu and couldn't help herself, heard the sound, and then turned around to see the distraught singing and drinking.

"Wait for me for 3 minutes!" Po Ge glanced at the time, only to find that in the friend list, Fang Song and Liquor had sent himself a message half an hour ago.

After quickly serving a blue cat and a Siamese cat, Po Ge patted all kinds of hairs stuck to his body, long and short, and in various colors.

The little guys are losing their hair a lot recently, right?

"Let's go, go to the arena to PK." Boge came out patting his fur all the way, behind him were the fluffy farewell eyes reluctantly.