I was sucked bald by a big cat after rebirth

Bo Ge's first reaction when he heard the big cat speak was not "I giao, you really can talk!" but "Although this suit looks high-end, it is not as good-looking as the previous maid outfit!"

"I'm sorry, I concealed the situation before."

The nice voice of the big cat successfully brought Cuckoo's attention back to the right track.

"You are Lie Beishuang, right?" Gu Gu felt that he had already guessed the truth, and asking now was just to confirm.

The big cat jaws slightly, and the subconscious movements are also reserved and elegant.

"How did you end up in a pet shop?" Po Ge couldn't help asking, it was really hard to imagine, how could the high chief, the head of the Star Alliance, be at the bottom of the free trading market?

"This matter is very complicated, so I will try to keep it simple." The big cat looked at the boy with a pair of golden eyes, calm and calm, with a natural convincing appeal, "I was plotted by someone, and the real purpose of the other party was to use me to find the boy." you."

"Find me through you?" Gu Gu pointed at himself, "You mean, you are so powerful, but you are just an intermediary for others to find me?"

"Understanding." Big Cat suddenly became excited when he saw the boy.

"Then why did the other party seek me? Is it related to my life experience?" Bo Ge had countless guesses in his mind, and even made up an annual family drama in which father and son recognized each other.

"It's about you and me."

Cuckoo saw the word "dignified" vividly on a leopard's face.

"I can tell you about this, but you need to agree to a request." The big cat made a condition, like a little bit of a trap in a negotiation.

"What request?" Po Ge stared at Big Cat seriously. If he forgot about his black material and worked hard on his own, he should be able to do it.

"My request is, please try to date me within three months. Just like other people who have successfully matched, treat me as your prospective spouse."

The big cat is very serious, as if every sentence he uttered has been thought about countless times, and every word has been carefully considered.

This request was a bit unexpected for Cuckoo.

"I've read the book you wrote." Bo Ge was puzzled, "And when you communicated with me that time, you also said that you don't like the matching system. Why are you asking now, let me, like other people who have successfully matched, put Are you the boyfriend assigned by the alliance?"

What about free love?

You have to stand your ground!

"Recently, I have discovered that the matching system is not useless." The big cat said his betrayal very euphemistically.

Po Ge stared at the big cat's leopard face. Anyone with a thinner skin would blush after he slapped the face.But the one in front of him obviously has too much hair, successfully covering his face.

Cuckoo regretted a little, why he didn't shave the hair on his head at that time.

The dining table fell silent for a while, Big Cat waited patiently for a reply, and a series of bullet screens floated in Po Ge's mind.

Is he looking at me?

I have already slept in the same bed with him!

He has been touched all over his body. If he refuses, will it appear that he is irresponsible?

It's over, I even saw his big balls!

The more I think about it, the more Po Ge feels unable to refuse.

And Lie Beishuang is not at all what Xingwang said, he has a fluffy personality and a violent temper.If I remember correctly, I once kicked his leopard face with jio, and he didn't even roar.

Better than a kitten.

"After we are together, do you still want me to bully you?" Po Ge asked seriously.

Leopard nodded.

"Wait a minute, I have a few questions to ask you, and you have to answer them within five seconds." Po Ge took out his optical computer and started voice input, "Every sentence you answer below will be recorded as my answer." The basis for your evaluation."

The big cat subconsciously sat upright, and moved its big paws quickly on the smart chair a few times.

"Before me, did you have someone you liked?" Gu Gu stared into the big cat's eyes.

"No." The big cat didn't even blink.

"I don't know who my parents are, do you mind?"

"I will help you find your relatives, and don't mind their identities."

"After being with me, can you keep a distance from other humans?"

"I used to keep my distance from anyone."

The answer was completely flawless, Gu Gu narrowed his eyes, and the proposition sending session began.

"When we were together, if a human or an elf confessed to you, what would you do?"

"Reject, and then let him build marginal planets." The big cat was serious.

"What if we quarrel?"

"Resolve the problem in a timely manner, strengthen communication, and without touching the issue of principle, I first ask for reconciliation."

The principle is very strong, and the answer is very logical... Gu Gu has a serious face, and ordinary questions can't help me at all.

"What if we went to watch a holographic movie together, and there was a human next to you asking you to unscrew the bottle cap?"

The big cat thought for a rare three seconds.

Cuckoo showed an expression of "you can't answer the small sample at last".

In the fourth second, Black Panther said seriously, "I will contact the department in charge of this product, the technical supervision department, the commodity inspection department, as well as the rare species protection institute, consumer protection agency, and business management department.

According to the provisions of the Union Law, commodities sold to rare species must take into account all aspects of the condition indicators of rare species. The situation that "the rare species cannot unscrew the bottle cap of the item sold to the rare species" indicates that the product quality is problematic.

If this product does not meet the standards of the alliance as the basis for production measurement, rare species should be compensated.

If the product meets the standards of the alliance, it means that there is a problem with the applicability of the product. The degree of suitability for rare species customers is not used as the basis for measurement, and the product should be adjusted.

Then, all human beings will be able to unscrew the caps of the products sold to him. "

Po Ge tilted his head and looked at the big cat quietly, but he didn't recover for a long time.

"Is there any problem with my answer?" The big cat looked at the boy's expression, showing a little uneasiness, like a student waiting for the teacher to send out his grades.

"You are so powerful." Gu Gu sighed sincerely, "Although I don't understand, I just feel that you are very powerful."

"Thank you." The big cat was still sitting upright, always ready to answer.

"Last question." Po Ge glanced at the exquisite meal that was about to cool down in front of him, and it looked expensive.

"During the three months you were with me, if you feel unhappy, can you tell me in time?" Gu Gu couldn't help scratching his head, "I think I can be a good breeder, but I may not be a good spouse So, if you ever feel unhappy, please tell me immediately, we can separate peacefully, maybe we can continue to be friends."

"I don't want to be friends with you." The big cat stared at the boy seriously with a pair of golden eyes.

That will only make me pay more attention to everything about you. In the pain of being able to see but not being able to touch you, I can't even pretend that I don't care about spending every minute.

Bo Ge licked his lips nervously. He didn't know why, but he always felt that if he agreed to Big Cat, something would happen and he would get out of hand.But if you reject the big cat, the situation you face will be even more dire.

"In this case, three months, let's try?" Po Ge was a little embarrassed, like meeting someone he likes on a blind date, and his life needs to start again.

"Thank you." The big cat thanked again, and the tense muscles slowly relaxed.

"Let me warm it up for you." Xiao Du picked up the meal in front of Po Pigeon and Big Cat, and turned to heat it up.

"Try this juice." The big cat hugged the juice bottle with two paws, trying to pour some for the pigeon.

Po Ge took his own cup and watched the big cat try hard to control the fragile juice bottle and pour it carefully, clumsily and cutely.

"What should I call you from now on, Mimi is still the chief?" Po Ge put his hands on his cheeks, "Being the chief must be very busy, can you still play with me?"

"It doesn't matter what you want to call me, it's the same anywhere." The big cat stood up and tilted his head to pour juice, "I have dedicated 18 years to the league, I will refuse to work overtime in the future, and spend more time with you Together."

"It is said on Xingwang.com that you have a stubborn illness, is it true?" Po Ge asked tentatively.

"What stubborn disease?" The big cat poured the juice of the pigeon, pushed the cup with its fluffy paws, and placed it in front of Gu Gu.

"Don't you usually watch the star network?" Gu Gu immediately opened the star network, picked a paragraph, and read it to the big cat, "During the Star Wars, Admiral Lie Beishuang led a small team to attack the Zerg lair and found that the Zerg nest was hidden in the lair." There were a large number of insect eggs, so he chose to sacrifice a spaceship and completely blow up the Zerg nest.

Unfortunately, the team was discovered by the Zerg. During the fight, Admiral Lie Beishuang was unfortunately affected by the aftermath of the explosion and fell into a coma for a while. After waking up, he was diagnosed by the medical cabin and lost his fertility forever. "

"You still have something to say." Po Ge couldn't help but comment.

"I... am in good health." Big Cat's eyes dodged slightly, "Above major general, treatment records and medical cabin information are kept strictly confidential, no one can steal information from the scepter."

"Scepter?" Gu Gu was taken aback.

"Dangdangdang!" The golden ball showed its mechanical calf, accompanied by its own flashing lights, with its own BGM, and slid to Gugu's eyes.

"You are the scepter?" Gu Gu understood after a while, "I said why did you bring an advertisement and give Mimi pollen."

"That's what the chief asked." The scepter was guarded so that the clouds opened to see the moon, shaking the chubby body, and told Po Ge the specific effect of the pollen, "Although I am powerful, I can't make decisions for the master privately."

"I see." Po Ge glanced at the big cat. There was obviously something wrong with the father and son, or it wouldn't be like this.But as a prospective spouse for a three-month period, Gu Gu did not decide to express any opinions.

"Masters, the meal is ready." Xiao Du came over with the meal and placed it in front of Po Ge and Big Cat. "Enjoy your meal."

Gugu stared at the high-end meal, and suddenly realized a serious problem.Recalling the countless news about the "breakup fee" that I have seen in my previous life, and thinking about how the big cat is savvy about the laws of the alliance, if it is not suitable after three months, I am not guaranteed to be at the risk of bankruptcy.

"That..." Gu Gu looked up, "Let's AA this meal, shall we?"