I was sucked bald by a big cat after rebirth

The marriage match once in March is over, and as of 18:00 pm on the main star of the Abel Galaxy, all citizens of the alliance who participated in the match have received a notification.

When notified, adult citizens are divided into two batches.

In the group assigned to the object, the heart was so excited that he couldn't help himself, like a sardine in the catfish effect, jumping around in the fish tank, twisting into a twist, wishing to blow a suona to the sky.

The general procedure for this group of citizens is to post screenshots to the star network, notify the family members of the distribution results, take care of it, contact the distribution object with full of expectations and a little shyness, book a smart restaurant or exchange the Second World ID number, and start a three-year period. Months of sweet dates.

The other batch, heart like still water and quiet like a chicken, seems to be dried fish that has been canned, exuding the unique salty fragrance of single nobles.

Their program is to quietly turn on the optical brain, and write their own little sadness on the star network in a melody with a touch of sadness.

Sweet love, when will it be my turn, or is this just something that only exists in legends?

On the second day after the distribution ended, a question and answer was forwarded over [-] million on the star network, and almost every citizen of the alliance could see the news pushed on the optical brain as soon as they woke up and opened their eyes.

#Thirty matches have not been assigned to the object, can I still save it? #

The problem is unremarkable. After each match, there are people who have failed to match consecutively and cry out in despair.A random search on Xingwang found tens of thousands of similar questions. Why did this one become popular?

Confused netizens continued to look down, and suddenly realized after seeing the answerer.

Selected answer:

Lie Beishuang (Blue V Certification: Seventh Chief of Alliance No.30, Second World Stability Maintenance Officer):

"Thank you.

After nearly three years of data analysis and careful thinking, I, 27 members of the Union and related professionals, decided to exercise the rights conferred by the Union Constitution-Law and publish a blue book within this month, detailing the abolition or substantial modification of existing marriages The matching system makes the bill applicable to the current Star Alliance.

As we all know, the Marriage Matching Act was proposed by Faser, the Chief of the Third Realm of the Union, in response to immigration and the sharp drop in population after the war.Now that the population of the alliance has adapted to the development of productivity, if the marriage matching system continues to be implemented, in the not-too-distant future, the total population resource demand of the alliance will pose a threat to social stability..."

Skip the technical terminology of nearly a thousand words, push the question and answer, followed by today's hot search, the first one is:

#Chief’s 136th marriage match failed, breaking the Guinness Star Alliance record, and the medal certificate has been issued. #

The cause and effect is such a red-guoguo.

There are a lot of articles in the hot search, especially the in-depth explanation of "The First Line of the Alliance Eats Melons": "If you can't eat grapes, you tear down the vines, and take a look at the love and hatred between the chief executive and the marriage matching system", within six hours There are tens of millions of likes.

"It is understood that the chief lord submitted his information to the database on the day he became an adult, and while he was studying at the military academy, he waited for the assignment with great anticipation.

However, fate always loves to play tricks on young people. After waiting for seven years and experiencing 28 assignment failures, the chief adult who was already a lieutenant angrily joined the battle.

In the three years of interstellar warfare, the chief lord has repeatedly made outstanding achievements and was promoted to lieutenant general.Just as Admiral Moore retired, the position of general was vacant. After being elected, the 28-year-old chief became the youngest general in the history of the league and was eligible to run for the chief position.

At this time, we need to insert a piece of cold knowledge. According to the alliance marriage matching system, for ten consecutive years, that is, citizens who have failed to match forty times in a row, the list will automatically be upgraded to a priority level, and they will be matched once a month.

It was at this time that the chief lord wrote "Marriage and Freedom", in which he denounced the disadvantages brought about by the marriage matching system and advocated free love.

As of this year, the 36-year-old Chief has failed 136 consecutive matches, breaking the record of 135 failed matches made by Mutant Slime Tom.

(Remarks: Mutated Slime Tom has 720 genders, has no sexual function, has a low IQ, has a very bad personality, and is very feathered.)

Although it is unclear why the chief lord is "stronger" than Slime Tom, the 136 failed matches must have dealt a big blow to the marriage matching system. Now the chief lord is determined to abolish the marriage matching system. Isn't it a relief...

Finally, next month may be the last time the marriage matching system will be the chief match.It's a matter of life and death, Qiuqiu claims to be the strongest AI marriage matching system, think about it for us single dogs, let's match the chief with a partner, after all, free love is too fucking difficult! "

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Marriage Matching System "3107 Year's Strongest AI" trophy.jpg

In the Control System Building and the Marriage Department of the People's Livelihood Level, the blue data flow surged crazily, reaching a peak computing speed of one trillion operations per millisecond.

There are 367 living galaxies within the jurisdiction of the Alliance, and each galaxy contains about 53 civilized planets. The screening range has been expanded to the lowest and most primitive single-celled organisms. When night falls, the data flow gradually slows down, and finally a red pop-up pops up feebly. "0".

The blue data flow converges into the appearance of a girl in loose pajamas, holding a bag of potato chips composed of countless 0 and 1 digits, sitting on the ground with tears in her eyes, opening a new episode of the love ethics drama, reminiscing about the upcoming The bitterness of abandonment made two lines of bitter social animal tears composed of data flow out involuntarily.

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The slightly dilapidated spacecraft passed through the magnificent hot nebula and entered the dust belt. The cargo hold was full of stowaways, and they wrapped their bodies in blankets again.

Under the cold light of the germicidal lamp, the pale boy leaned against the porthole, his beautiful black eyes looked out of the window, and the starlight fell into it, quiet and bright.

"Does it look good?" The middle-aged man next to the boy behaved politely, wearing white gloves, and handed over a silver vial, "This is the last bottle of breathing liquid. Within four hours, we will reach the main star of the Abel galaxy."

"Thank you, Mr. Whirmann." Boge took the breathing liquid and swallowed it in one gulp. It is said that this thing can allow people to breathe underwater, and the lack of oxygen solubility in the cargo hold will cause people to suffocate. Boge has already drank a few ten bottles.

Outside the porthole, a huge cloudy block of ice floated by. Boge stared at the irregular ice block with his eyes wide open.

This is the first time that Boge has left the desolate star after being reborn.In her previous life, as a good young man in the 21st century, Po Ge was law-abiding, devoted to her job, and her only shortcoming was that she loved to play and was too curious.

So when there was news that the holographic game had been realized, Po Ge immediately signed up to experience it.After putting on the helmet, fastening the control device in the waist, and preparing the pulley device on the soles of the gloves and feet, with the staff's "start", Boge seemed to have been electrified, and then smelled a burnt aroma , The screams of the staff resounded through the sky.

After confirming his dog belt, Po Ge's consciousness did not disappear. After passing through the boundless darkness, murmuring chaos, when he opened his eyes again, he had become a baby, on a desolate star that didn't even have a name, and his adoptive father Hui Maner depends on each other.

According to Mr. Huiman, it is the 3111th year of the ancestor star calendar. In 2112, the earth suffered a devastating disaster due to abnormal solar activity. Human beings fled with some creatures on the earth and formed an interstellar alliance until now It's all very miserable.

During the 18 years on the Desolate Star, Huiman had very strict requirements on the pigeons. He had to undergo physical training every day, accept escape training for kidnapping and slavery, and had to test poison from time to time to increase resistance. Animals communicate.

Facing the mutated animals on the desolate star who couldn't understand anything and only wanted to eat meat, Mr. Whiman would mention the humans in other people's homes whenever the pigeons were relaxing.

"At your age, humans in other people's families can drive starships and fight Zerg."

Po Ge immediately stood in awe.

Wyman will also conduct various tests on the pigeons. The pigeons live in dire straits almost every day, but when they think that other humans may be worse than themselves, they endure it.

Some time ago, Whirmann suddenly said that he wanted to move to the bustling main star of the Abel galaxy, but there would be cosmic radiation that humans could not bear. Unless wearing special protective clothing, Boge must not go out.

After a whole week of traveling, it's finally here.

Leaning on the porthole, the boy's fair and curious face was imprinted on the window, and a piece of planetary fragments floated outside. The boy wore a black cloak and straightened his upper body, his eyes moved with the fragments, and his eyes were pure.

"It's so uncomfortable..." A stowaway ripped off the blanket tremblingly, arched his body strangely, and let out a roar like a beast.

A few smugglers around gave up an open space, and four or five strong men came out, pressing down on the smuggler's limbs.

There was a lot of commotion, and Bo Ge sat by the porthole and looked over curiously.

"The sedative is gone."

"Squeeze it!"

The sick stowaway had a ferocious face, twisting his body from side to side. Bo Ge watched quietly, and saw a lot of yellow-brown fluff growing rapidly on his face, with protruding nasal bones, exposed sharp teeth, and his figure swelled several times. Breaking free from the suppression of several people, biting randomly.

"This is the orc I told you about, the race with the largest population in the Alliance today." Mr. Whiman was extremely calm, teaching on the spot, "Including the chief of this year's Star Alliance, he is also an orc."

"They try to maintain their human form, but beasts are beasts, and they can never get rid of the bestiality deep in their genes."

Mr. Whiman's ears twitched gracefully, showing his proud elven blood, and his eyes were shining, looking at the furious bear not far away, which was fluffy and big.

Compared to most of the slimy, scaled, and venomous creatures on Desolate Star, the furious bear in front of him just doesn't know how cute it is.

Several strong men who couldn't hold back the bear took off their clothes one after another.Mr. Whiman looked at the boy, and Po Ge consciously covered his eyes with his hands, leaving a gap to observe secretly.

I saw a few men put their hands on the ground, and the moment they shook their bodies, they turned into bears of different sizes and colors. One of them was actually an Asian black bear with white moon-shaped hair on its chest.

This is the bear's den.

Several big bears fought in a melee, all kinds of fur colors mixed into bear balls, the yellow-brown bear crawled out from below, panting heavily, red eyes, black nose twitched, as if smelling an extremely tempting scent, the huge bear The head slowly turned to the boy.

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