I open your mouth and you may die
Chapter 80
After Wu Yan and Uncle Zhang couldn't ask any more information about the man who was suspected of being a cultivator from the possessed ghost in front of them, they let him go to cool off.
Thousands of years ago, the city god disappeared, and the twenty-four divisions under the city god basically disappeared.
Since the catastrophe, in order to ensure the basic functions of the city god, Uncle Zhang has selected a few ghosts from the underworld that will not be affected by spiritual energy, and improvised a Nether Division to help manage the underworld. world order.
However, the temporary workers who were called to help were different from the regular army after all.
In addition, Uncle Zhang himself is also trying to drive ducks to the shelves. Without the seal of the city god, he is bound to do anything.
Thousands of years have passed, and the entire City God's Department has not been completely on the right track, so it is not surprising that there will be some omissions!
In the past, every July and a half, ghosts needed to be accompanied by Yin officials if they wanted to leave the underworld.
It's not like it is now, because of the lack of ghost hands and magic hands, open the door and let them go by themselves.
To be honest, although Wei Feng's words were quite confusing for Uncle Zhang, but just now the possessed ghost said that he saw that person captured many ghosts...
Now that many ghosts have been caught, it proves that many ghosts have not returned!
It's been so many days, and I haven't heard any temporary yin officials come to report!
Indeed, there should be some kind of management regulations!
Wu Yan glanced at the ghost who was caught by Wei Feng to "criticize education", and said to Uncle Zhang: "From what he said, it seems that instead of leaving Jinnan, that person is still very close to us. Moreover, he also arrested There are quite a few ghosts, Uncle had better check it carefully after I go back today, lest anything happen again."
This was Wu Yan's first time dealing with evil cultivators, and he couldn't think of any use for that evil cultivator in catching ghosts.
Uncle Zhang nodded, as if he had complied with Wu Yan's words, but he quickly mentioned something else: "You said, since he can summon ghosts and Wen Phosphine, what will he summon next time?"
Wu Yan shook his head: "Have you found out about Wen Phosphine?"
Wu Yan had already asked Uncle Zhang about this a few days ago when everyone was eating hot pot together.
According to what Uncle Zhang said early in the morning, Wen Phin, a ferocious beast that exists in the "Shan Hai Jing", should have disappeared with the fall of gods and stars in the catastrophe thousands of years ago, no It should appear again at this time.
However, with that evil cultivator in front of him, Uncle Zhang seemed to have doubts about his previous statement.
What Wu Yan asked was whether this Wen Feng was summoned by the evil cultivator in ancient times, or was it spawned by some messy sorcery after the evil cultivator left the customs.
Although the consequences of the Wen Phosphine obtained by these two methods are the same, if it is summoned, it proves that the ancient gods and beasts may have hibernated during the catastrophe; If it was born from cultivation, it proves that this evil cultivator is capable.
However, Wu Yan is more inclined to the former.
Because this evil cultivator's level of doing things really doesn't look like he is very capable.
"I can't find it." Uncle Zhang shook his head: "A ferocious beast like Wen Phin probably hid in some deep mountains and old forests in ancient times, and rarely came to places where humans gather."
Uncle Zhang originally relied on human beliefs to exist, and he has always stayed in crowded places.
In this way, I have seen less and dealt with even less.
Like this time, Uncle Zhang also waited until some netizens took pictures of Wen Phosphine and circled naturalist bloggers, and after it became a trending search, he realized that after Wen Phosphine hiccuped, he didn’t automatically dissipate between heaven and earth, but Someone needs to take care of the aftermath.
After Wu Yan had a brief chat with Uncle Zhang, Uncle Zhang took the possessed ghost back to investigate thoroughly.
Before leaving, the possessed ghost looked back at Wei Feng, and said with a little reluctance: "I haven't even been able to say a few words to Summer properly, please tell me when you see Summer tomorrow, I'm her fan, and I've had a good time these few days."
Wei Feng: "..."
It's a pity that Mr. Xia has been very unhappy these days.
******
In the dead of night, Wu Yan stood in front of the window in a daze with the moonlight.
Just because it was too quiet, Yu Qinglan sneaked over from the next room, but still couldn't hide it from Wu Yan.
"You don't sleep at night, what are you doing in my room?"
Yu Qinglan, who was caught, was very calm: "You don't sleep or turn on the lights at night, what are you doing standing in front of the window?"
It is a habit of Wu Yan not to close the door when he sleeps. Yu Qinglan originally wanted to sneak into Wu Yan's bed tonight and see his surprised expression when he got up in the morning, but the plan was not fully implemented, so he was caught on the spot by the person involved. .
"Miss you." Wu Yan started to become poor without even thinking about it.
"Lie." Yu Qinglan walked into the room and stood side by side with Wu Yan: "I sleep next door, miss me, don't you know to find me?"
Wu Yan turned his head to look at Yu Qinglan under the bright moonlight: "It's the middle of the night, what if I scare you?"
Yu Qinglan tried her best to save her respect:
"Just kidding, am I the kind of person who is so easily scared?!"
Under Yu Qinglan's gaze, Wu Yan didn't answer "yes" or "no" clearly, but it was like a memory: "I still remember that day when you smashed the door of the pharmacy."
Yu Qinglan: "!!!"
When Wu Yan said this, Yu Qinglan remembered it!
He changed his shoes after work that day, but he forgot to change the talisman hidden under the insole with him, and was so frightened by something that he ran away... This time, he ran to Baohua Pharmacy.
"Can't you just forget about that? What a shame!"
Yu Qinglan felt that it was embarrassing for others to see her cowardly appearance, let alone in front of Wu Yan, she was almost furious from embarrassment.
"It's not shameful, it's cute."
Wu Yan turned around, sat on the table in front of the window, patted the table again, and motioned for Yu Qinglan to sit up too.
Yu Qinglan didn't follow Wu Yan's wishes, but took advantage of Wu Yan's sitting position on the table and put his hands beside him, as if he was wrapping Wu Yan in his arms.
"Why? Table thump?"
Wu Yan was a little taller than Yu Qinglan, but after sitting down, he was actually a little shorter.
Yu Qinglan felt that her posture at the moment was just right, even though Wu Yan's long legs were bent and leaned against his legs.
"A table-dong must be called a table-dong because you are lying on the table, right?"
After thinking about it, Wu Yan felt that what Yu Qinglan said made sense: "Then you want me to lie down?"
Yu Qinglan's face turned red in an instant, and she gave Wu Yan a stern look: "Be serious!"
Wu Yan looked at Yu Qinglan who looked like a peach blossom under the moonlight, and said "Oh" noncommittally.
"I was just wondering if I should mention the evil cultivator to Jia Xun."
Yu Qinglan: "..."
In fact, you don't have to be so serious...
Wu Yan didn't know what Yu Qinglan was really thinking, but he was still thinking about what he had just thought.
It was because he didn't know Huaxia had special abilities before, and he and Uncle Zhang were used to fighting alone, so he didn't think about getting to know them.
But now that he knew about this department, Wu Yan changed his mind.
Even if they can't help much, if the evil cultivator does something again, they can also prepare in advance to remove the hot search and fooling words, right?
After Wu Yan finished speaking, he stared at Yu Qinglan, waiting for Yu Qinglan's opinion.
He hadn't had much contact with people from the Special Ability Department before, and he didn't know if there would be any unpredictable consequences if he rashly said something about evil cultivators.
Wu Yan:
"What do you think?"
Yu Qinglan quickly leaned forward and kissed Wu Yan: "It's up to you, bring it up if you want, let them prepare early, and come to you if they can save something."
Wu Yan stretched out his hand and touched Yu Qinglan's face: "I'm mainly worried about what other thoughts they will have after they know about the evil cultivator."
Once the existence of evil cultivators is verified, it is equivalent to the verification of immortality.What's more, the evil cultivators have all kinds of sorcery and cultivation methods that they don't know about.If these things fall into the hands of some unscrupulous people... the consequences will be disastrous.
Yu Qinglan narrowed her eyes and rubbed against Wu Yan's generous palm: "Trust the organization!"
"Okay." Wu Yan nodded: "Then I'll make a call."
Wu Yan's cell phone was placed on the bedside table, and if he wanted to make a call right now, Yu Qinglan had to let go of his hand before he could get up from the table.
However, Yu Qinglan had no intention of getting Wu Yan to get up.
"It's very late, can't we talk about it at dawn?" Yu Qinglan pouted slightly, looking a little unhappy.
"Okay, let's talk at dawn." After thinking about it, Wu Yan felt that Yu Qinglan was right.
Originally, it was already ten o'clock when the production crew finished work. They even tossed about Xiao Sun's matter, and just took a bath again, so it should be already early in the morning.
Yu Qinglan snorted twice, still looking very unhappy.
Wu Yan gently pinched Yu Qinglan's ear: "What's wrong? Who made you angry?"
"You pissed me off!"
Wu Yan laughed instantly: "When?"
Yu Qinglan had a stern face, already very unhappy: "Right now!"
Wu Yan closed his smile and blinked his eyes slowly: "Did you take the talisman away?"
Yu Qinglan reached out and pulled out the red string hanging around his neck, and let Wu Yan look at the plastic bag tied to the red string: "I'm wearing it."
"What's the matter?" Wu Yan looked at Yu Qinglan as he stuffed the rope back into his pajamas: "My lord doesn't remember the fault of a villain, so spare me?"
"No!" Yu Qinglan was still very upset: "You have to kiss me!"
This is simple.
Wu Yan raised Yu Qinglan's face like a chirp.
"You are perfunctory!?" Yu Qinglan, who had been tweeted before, was not coaxed, but became even angrier: "When I was filming the kiss scene, I kissed harder than this!"
Wu Yan: "..."
There was a sentence hidden in Wu Yan's throat, and it had already reached the mouth of his throat, but he still felt that Yu Qinglan would explode when he said it, so he still held back.
Yu Qinglan: "Kiss for 1 minute!"
Wu Yan thought for a while, then stretched out his hand and crossed Yu Qinglan, and the positions of the two were switched instantly.
Yu Qinglan: "..."
She even forgot that Wu Yan is a weirdo!
"I can't, you teach me, you can kiss as you say."
Because the positions of the two were opposite, Yu Qinglan could see the bright moonlight reflected in Wu Yan's eyes at this moment. His sincere and gentle eyes made his heart beat a little faster for no reason, and his hands were clasped tightly on the edge of the table.
Obviously just now, he still held the initiative...
It's just a change of position, just a word from Wu Yan, and he has completely thrown away his helmet and armor.
"I don't know how to say it, but I can give you a demonstration."
Wu Yan closed his eyes and nodded: "Yes."
"You study hard, I will check next time!"
"it is good."
Thousands of years ago, the city god disappeared, and the twenty-four divisions under the city god basically disappeared.
Since the catastrophe, in order to ensure the basic functions of the city god, Uncle Zhang has selected a few ghosts from the underworld that will not be affected by spiritual energy, and improvised a Nether Division to help manage the underworld. world order.
However, the temporary workers who were called to help were different from the regular army after all.
In addition, Uncle Zhang himself is also trying to drive ducks to the shelves. Without the seal of the city god, he is bound to do anything.
Thousands of years have passed, and the entire City God's Department has not been completely on the right track, so it is not surprising that there will be some omissions!
In the past, every July and a half, ghosts needed to be accompanied by Yin officials if they wanted to leave the underworld.
It's not like it is now, because of the lack of ghost hands and magic hands, open the door and let them go by themselves.
To be honest, although Wei Feng's words were quite confusing for Uncle Zhang, but just now the possessed ghost said that he saw that person captured many ghosts...
Now that many ghosts have been caught, it proves that many ghosts have not returned!
It's been so many days, and I haven't heard any temporary yin officials come to report!
Indeed, there should be some kind of management regulations!
Wu Yan glanced at the ghost who was caught by Wei Feng to "criticize education", and said to Uncle Zhang: "From what he said, it seems that instead of leaving Jinnan, that person is still very close to us. Moreover, he also arrested There are quite a few ghosts, Uncle had better check it carefully after I go back today, lest anything happen again."
This was Wu Yan's first time dealing with evil cultivators, and he couldn't think of any use for that evil cultivator in catching ghosts.
Uncle Zhang nodded, as if he had complied with Wu Yan's words, but he quickly mentioned something else: "You said, since he can summon ghosts and Wen Phosphine, what will he summon next time?"
Wu Yan shook his head: "Have you found out about Wen Phosphine?"
Wu Yan had already asked Uncle Zhang about this a few days ago when everyone was eating hot pot together.
According to what Uncle Zhang said early in the morning, Wen Phin, a ferocious beast that exists in the "Shan Hai Jing", should have disappeared with the fall of gods and stars in the catastrophe thousands of years ago, no It should appear again at this time.
However, with that evil cultivator in front of him, Uncle Zhang seemed to have doubts about his previous statement.
What Wu Yan asked was whether this Wen Feng was summoned by the evil cultivator in ancient times, or was it spawned by some messy sorcery after the evil cultivator left the customs.
Although the consequences of the Wen Phosphine obtained by these two methods are the same, if it is summoned, it proves that the ancient gods and beasts may have hibernated during the catastrophe; If it was born from cultivation, it proves that this evil cultivator is capable.
However, Wu Yan is more inclined to the former.
Because this evil cultivator's level of doing things really doesn't look like he is very capable.
"I can't find it." Uncle Zhang shook his head: "A ferocious beast like Wen Phin probably hid in some deep mountains and old forests in ancient times, and rarely came to places where humans gather."
Uncle Zhang originally relied on human beliefs to exist, and he has always stayed in crowded places.
In this way, I have seen less and dealt with even less.
Like this time, Uncle Zhang also waited until some netizens took pictures of Wen Phosphine and circled naturalist bloggers, and after it became a trending search, he realized that after Wen Phosphine hiccuped, he didn’t automatically dissipate between heaven and earth, but Someone needs to take care of the aftermath.
After Wu Yan had a brief chat with Uncle Zhang, Uncle Zhang took the possessed ghost back to investigate thoroughly.
Before leaving, the possessed ghost looked back at Wei Feng, and said with a little reluctance: "I haven't even been able to say a few words to Summer properly, please tell me when you see Summer tomorrow, I'm her fan, and I've had a good time these few days."
Wei Feng: "..."
It's a pity that Mr. Xia has been very unhappy these days.
******
In the dead of night, Wu Yan stood in front of the window in a daze with the moonlight.
Just because it was too quiet, Yu Qinglan sneaked over from the next room, but still couldn't hide it from Wu Yan.
"You don't sleep at night, what are you doing in my room?"
Yu Qinglan, who was caught, was very calm: "You don't sleep or turn on the lights at night, what are you doing standing in front of the window?"
It is a habit of Wu Yan not to close the door when he sleeps. Yu Qinglan originally wanted to sneak into Wu Yan's bed tonight and see his surprised expression when he got up in the morning, but the plan was not fully implemented, so he was caught on the spot by the person involved. .
"Miss you." Wu Yan started to become poor without even thinking about it.
"Lie." Yu Qinglan walked into the room and stood side by side with Wu Yan: "I sleep next door, miss me, don't you know to find me?"
Wu Yan turned his head to look at Yu Qinglan under the bright moonlight: "It's the middle of the night, what if I scare you?"
Yu Qinglan tried her best to save her respect:
"Just kidding, am I the kind of person who is so easily scared?!"
Under Yu Qinglan's gaze, Wu Yan didn't answer "yes" or "no" clearly, but it was like a memory: "I still remember that day when you smashed the door of the pharmacy."
Yu Qinglan: "!!!"
When Wu Yan said this, Yu Qinglan remembered it!
He changed his shoes after work that day, but he forgot to change the talisman hidden under the insole with him, and was so frightened by something that he ran away... This time, he ran to Baohua Pharmacy.
"Can't you just forget about that? What a shame!"
Yu Qinglan felt that it was embarrassing for others to see her cowardly appearance, let alone in front of Wu Yan, she was almost furious from embarrassment.
"It's not shameful, it's cute."
Wu Yan turned around, sat on the table in front of the window, patted the table again, and motioned for Yu Qinglan to sit up too.
Yu Qinglan didn't follow Wu Yan's wishes, but took advantage of Wu Yan's sitting position on the table and put his hands beside him, as if he was wrapping Wu Yan in his arms.
"Why? Table thump?"
Wu Yan was a little taller than Yu Qinglan, but after sitting down, he was actually a little shorter.
Yu Qinglan felt that her posture at the moment was just right, even though Wu Yan's long legs were bent and leaned against his legs.
"A table-dong must be called a table-dong because you are lying on the table, right?"
After thinking about it, Wu Yan felt that what Yu Qinglan said made sense: "Then you want me to lie down?"
Yu Qinglan's face turned red in an instant, and she gave Wu Yan a stern look: "Be serious!"
Wu Yan looked at Yu Qinglan who looked like a peach blossom under the moonlight, and said "Oh" noncommittally.
"I was just wondering if I should mention the evil cultivator to Jia Xun."
Yu Qinglan: "..."
In fact, you don't have to be so serious...
Wu Yan didn't know what Yu Qinglan was really thinking, but he was still thinking about what he had just thought.
It was because he didn't know Huaxia had special abilities before, and he and Uncle Zhang were used to fighting alone, so he didn't think about getting to know them.
But now that he knew about this department, Wu Yan changed his mind.
Even if they can't help much, if the evil cultivator does something again, they can also prepare in advance to remove the hot search and fooling words, right?
After Wu Yan finished speaking, he stared at Yu Qinglan, waiting for Yu Qinglan's opinion.
He hadn't had much contact with people from the Special Ability Department before, and he didn't know if there would be any unpredictable consequences if he rashly said something about evil cultivators.
Wu Yan:
"What do you think?"
Yu Qinglan quickly leaned forward and kissed Wu Yan: "It's up to you, bring it up if you want, let them prepare early, and come to you if they can save something."
Wu Yan stretched out his hand and touched Yu Qinglan's face: "I'm mainly worried about what other thoughts they will have after they know about the evil cultivator."
Once the existence of evil cultivators is verified, it is equivalent to the verification of immortality.What's more, the evil cultivators have all kinds of sorcery and cultivation methods that they don't know about.If these things fall into the hands of some unscrupulous people... the consequences will be disastrous.
Yu Qinglan narrowed her eyes and rubbed against Wu Yan's generous palm: "Trust the organization!"
"Okay." Wu Yan nodded: "Then I'll make a call."
Wu Yan's cell phone was placed on the bedside table, and if he wanted to make a call right now, Yu Qinglan had to let go of his hand before he could get up from the table.
However, Yu Qinglan had no intention of getting Wu Yan to get up.
"It's very late, can't we talk about it at dawn?" Yu Qinglan pouted slightly, looking a little unhappy.
"Okay, let's talk at dawn." After thinking about it, Wu Yan felt that Yu Qinglan was right.
Originally, it was already ten o'clock when the production crew finished work. They even tossed about Xiao Sun's matter, and just took a bath again, so it should be already early in the morning.
Yu Qinglan snorted twice, still looking very unhappy.
Wu Yan gently pinched Yu Qinglan's ear: "What's wrong? Who made you angry?"
"You pissed me off!"
Wu Yan laughed instantly: "When?"
Yu Qinglan had a stern face, already very unhappy: "Right now!"
Wu Yan closed his smile and blinked his eyes slowly: "Did you take the talisman away?"
Yu Qinglan reached out and pulled out the red string hanging around his neck, and let Wu Yan look at the plastic bag tied to the red string: "I'm wearing it."
"What's the matter?" Wu Yan looked at Yu Qinglan as he stuffed the rope back into his pajamas: "My lord doesn't remember the fault of a villain, so spare me?"
"No!" Yu Qinglan was still very upset: "You have to kiss me!"
This is simple.
Wu Yan raised Yu Qinglan's face like a chirp.
"You are perfunctory!?" Yu Qinglan, who had been tweeted before, was not coaxed, but became even angrier: "When I was filming the kiss scene, I kissed harder than this!"
Wu Yan: "..."
There was a sentence hidden in Wu Yan's throat, and it had already reached the mouth of his throat, but he still felt that Yu Qinglan would explode when he said it, so he still held back.
Yu Qinglan: "Kiss for 1 minute!"
Wu Yan thought for a while, then stretched out his hand and crossed Yu Qinglan, and the positions of the two were switched instantly.
Yu Qinglan: "..."
She even forgot that Wu Yan is a weirdo!
"I can't, you teach me, you can kiss as you say."
Because the positions of the two were opposite, Yu Qinglan could see the bright moonlight reflected in Wu Yan's eyes at this moment. His sincere and gentle eyes made his heart beat a little faster for no reason, and his hands were clasped tightly on the edge of the table.
Obviously just now, he still held the initiative...
It's just a change of position, just a word from Wu Yan, and he has completely thrown away his helmet and armor.
"I don't know how to say it, but I can give you a demonstration."
Wu Yan closed his eyes and nodded: "Yes."
"You study hard, I will check next time!"
"it is good."
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