I open your mouth and you may die

Uncle Zhang's expression darkened immediately.

One thing has not been completely resolved, and now there is another one.

"It should be fine." Yu Qinglan said to Uncle Zhang who was worried now: "I have called uncle just now, and uncle has promised to help."

Wu Yan moved his mouth to Uncle Zhang.

Uncle Zhang: "???"

Got it, got it, got it!

The small peasant economy cannot handle capitalism!

Stop talking, OK?

Why is Wu Yan so annoying? !

Sure enough, the rumors that had just been fermented on the Internet because of the smell of phosphine were quickly refuted.

Relevant departments took action, starting with "Shan Hai Jing", which first described Wen's appearance, and then took out Wen's who was photographed on the Internet for comparison.

Such a comparison made more people believe that it was the strange beast Wen Phosphine that appeared in Shan Hai Jing!

However, the ending of the story is a change of style, when it comes to the "pig" that netizens met...

In the official mouth, it is just an ordinary pig.

The reason why the body is yellow, but the head and tail are white, is because... it has been impregnated with paint from nowhere.

I was met by netizens on the road because it was swept out by a tornado!

The tornado in southern Shanxi is so big that it can roll cars and pickup trucks to a height of more than 15 meters, and it is no problem to roll up a pig.

Wen Phin was originally a strange beast that existed in the "Shan Hai Jing". Now all the photos and pictures about Wen Phin in the world are restored according to the "Shan Hai Jing". No one knows what the real Wen Phin looks like.

As a result, the official blog came to refute the rumors, and the entire comment area became a sea of ​​[hahahahahaha].

The comment that was pushed to the top read: [So the color on it is so uniform, is it because it was rolled by the drum washing machine? 】

Some people believed the official refutation of the rumors, but there were still a small number of people who firmly believed that it was Wen Phin, a strange beast that only existed in "Shan Hai Jing".

The proof, of course, is Wu Yan's Weibo about Chenghuang.

Although many people apologized to Wu Yan and Jinnan City God on Wu Yan's Weibo, it is impossible for the long-standing atheism belief to be shaken so quickly.

In addition, many netizens have searched Wu Yan's Weibo, which has not many posts. In Wu Yan's Weibo, there has never been even a single clue related to the City God...

This also makes people who believe in Marxism believe that Wu Yan is just joking around.

In their minds, Wu Yan's popularity was indeed very successful.

Being able to catch up with the right time, place and people proves that Wu Yan is very lucky.

After Yu Xijing contacted the relevant departments to deal with it, he called Yu Qinglan.

Yu Qinglan waited for Yu Xijing to finish speaking and hung up the phone, but this time, Yu Xijing didn't hang up immediately, but asked Yu Qinglan to give the phone to the God of the Land, because he had something to say to the God of the Land.

Yu Qinglan handed the phone to Uncle Zhang in a little surprise, and then began to whisper to Wu Yan: "I thought my uncle and uncle didn't have a good relationship, but now it seems that it doesn't seem to be the case?"

"My original thought was the same as yours."

When Uncle Zhang told him about Yu Xijing, he really hated him, but later, listening to the way the two of them talked on the phone... It didn't seem like there was any deep hatred at all, but it made people sound like It's like they have a good relationship with each other.

Wu Yan didn't really understand the "friendship" between those old people. Anyway, Uncle Zhang didn't talk about anything, so Wu Yan simply ignored it.

Uncle Zhang and Yu Xijing didn't know what they said, they looked very emotional, and even Wei Feng listening to it felt that if Uncle Zhang got angry later, he might smash Yu Qinglan's phone up.

To be honest, Yu Qinglan's mobile phone basically has no serious purpose other than holding it for playing.

If there is a job, the other side is Yu Qinglan's agent who contacts the company and then contacts through the company.However, how dare Yu Qinglan's agent call the young master of the company at will?Don't you want to pass him as an assistant?

Uncle Zhang finished arguing fiercely with Yu Xijing, and when he turned around, he saw the three people present staring at him intently.

"...cough!" Uncle Zhang returned the phone to Yu Qinglan, and then said: "What Yu Xijing said on the phone is that although he has contacted the relevant departments to help solve the matter of Wen Phin, but this time the matter is troublesome. It is too big, and the impact is very bad, and a reasonable explanation needs to be given to the relevant departments.”

Wu Yan nodded.

"Yu Xijing just asked me if I should report my real identity to the relevant department..." Uncle Zhang has kept it a secret for so many years, and he really doesn't want to reveal his identity.However, with the popularization of the education system and the rapid development of science, the era of believing in gods will soon pass.

It was originally the Dharma-ending era, and those who believed in the City God were already old.

In less than 100 years, he may not have many followers.

It's very sad!

Wu Yan: "Uncle, what do you think?"

Uncle Zhang said sadly: "There are always pros and cons, I'm still thinking about it."

Wu Yan gave a clear "Oh".

Uncle Zhang also said: "The relevant departments have already found out Ah Yan's identity through Ah Yan's Weibo. I can choose to hide my identity or not, but Ah Yan can't."

Wu Yan: "So what Uncle Qinglan means is, let's make a confession first?"

Yu Qinglan: "..."

I don't know why, when he heard the old-fashioned description of "Uncle Qinglan", he was so powerless.

Uncle Zhang frowned: "What collusion are you talking about?! It's a discussion! A discussion!"

Wu Yan said "Oh" inexplicably: "Then how did Uncle Qinglan tell the relevant departments?"

Uncle Zhang: "He just said that you are the kind of person with some special abilities. This time, you solved the matter of Wen Phosphine."

"You also know that now that citizens' information is connected to the Internet, it is actually very easy to check a person."

"Yu Xijing said that the relevant department obtained your personal information and knew that you had stayed at Yu's house for a while. Moreover, this time he went to notify the relevant department, so when the staff asked him, he was not good. Withholding the truth, I can only tell the truth and half the truth.”

"After a while, people from Huaxia's Special Ability Department will come to contact you. When the time comes...you can watch the compilation."

Uncle Zhang was actually not very worried that Wu Yan would say the wrong thing, because isn't what Wu Yan is best at, the manipulation of words? !

"Huaxia Special Ability Department?" It was the first time Wu Yan heard about this department. If it wasn't from Uncle Zhang, he might have thought it was the Secondary School Club in the school or some strange organization!

Uncle Zhang nodded: "I've heard of this department before, but I haven't had any contact with the people in it."

Because Uncle Zhang concealed his identity, the people in the Special Ability Department didn't know about Uncle Zhang's existence, so they didn't take the initiative to look for Uncle Zhang.As for Uncle Zhang, it was naturally impossible for him to be so stupid as to reveal his identity in front of them.

"I have."

Yu Qinglan knew about this department. After all, his uncle was an external consultant of this department, and this department invited him to join before he entered the entertainment circle.

Of course, Yu Qinglan directly refused.

He was terribly afraid of ghosts, how could he enter a department that needed to deal with ghosts and gods all the time?Isn't that suicidal? !

Yu Qinglan refused very directly and thoroughly, but he couldn't stand the coveting of his abilities by the people in the special ability department, especially with his uncle Zhuyu in front, they naturally refused to let Yu Qinglan such a Yu family.

Therefore, even if Yu Qinglan has become the traffic of the entertainment industry even now, people from the special ability department still contact him every now and then to lobby.

Wu Yan's gaze fell on Yu Qinglan.

"There are a lot of ordinary people in that department."

The people from the Special Ability Department wanted to lure him into the group, so of course they would explain the situation in the department to him clearly.In addition, his uncle is the consultant of that department, no matter how he thinks about it, he knows that he will not hide it from him.

"There are not many people with special abilities. As far as I know, there are four: one has yin and yang eyes, and can see Yin objects; one has a relatively high sensitivity, and can feel changes in the surrounding aura; one is very good at hypnosis, according to His own statement is that he can control other people's thinking through ideas; there is another one, which is said to have the ability to predict."

The person who was sent to lobby Yu Qinglan was always the person who was good at hypnotizing.

Probably because the opponent's special ability has repeatedly defeated Yu Qinglan, so the more frustrated and courageous he became.

Yu Qinglan was like the opponent's "sharpening stone".

"The person who is good at hypnotism says that he can get a glimpse of other people's true thoughts through hypnosis." Yu Qinglan has never been successfully hypnotized by him anyway, and now when he talks about this person, his tone is not serious: " Anyway, the high probability is to let that person come to talk to you. Your situation is not the same as mine. It is very likely that the other party will first talk about how badly the behavior has caused the country, and then tell you. The scope of this impact is generally serious. Then I will describe to you that doing it alone will not achieve success, and it is better to join the group. At this time, various salaries, benefits, bonuses, and some discounts of the department will be released. policy."

"I see."

Wu Yan was not worried about the matter of "talking".

Uncle Zhang hit the nail on the head: "Yu Xijing said, it's okay if you don't join the special ability department, you just need to do a simple registration. People with special abilities are still a relatively uncertain factor for this society. "

"it is good."

Wu Yan listened to Yu Qinglan and Uncle Zhang explaining and analyzing to him non-stop, as if worried that he would be fooled into it by the person from the special ability department, so he couldn't help laughing.

Thinking of this, Wu Yan quickly changed the subject: "Uncle, can Wen Phine be eaten?"

Uncle Zhang:

"what?"

Wu Yan recalled the prices in the market with a serious expression: "The price of pork has risen now, white strips of meat cost 54 yuan a catty! pork ribs cost 36 yuan a catty, loin strips cost 40 yuan a catty, and pig offal is nothing. Cheap."

Uncle Zhang: "..."

Yu Qinglan: "..."

Wei Feng: "..."

"Bringing Wen Phosphine back can save a lot of money!" Wu Yan said, looking at Yu Qinglan: "I cook sweet and sour pork ribs, which is not bad, do you want to eat?"

Yu Qinglan simply had no principles: "Okay!"

The author has something to say: Wen Phosphine: The death is almost useless.

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