I open your mouth and you may die

Uncle Zhang looked at the "lovely" young couple in front of him, feeling a steady stream of light of faith appearing in him, but his mind was blank.

Wu Yan looked at Yu Qinglan who was scrolling through Weibo. Although his face was expressionless, but his eyes were filled with joy, Yu Qinglan didn't know what to say for a while.Just simply leaning next to him and watching him happily scrolling through netizens' comments.

Yu Qinglan felt Wu Yan's movement, and gave him a slightly different look.

Although Wu Yan couldn't understand what Yu Qinglan's eyes meant, he still smiled under his gaze.

Seriously, no one likes to be scolded.

As Yu Qinglan is a star, there are often some unsightly remarks in the Weibo comment area.At the beginning, he was really bad-tempered, and he would fight back if he didn't like it. Later, he gradually discovered that the more you hate him, the harder Heizi dances.

Fortunately, he still has a group of very cute fans. As soon as Heizi appears, they will spontaneously start hugging and holding them high to suppress those stinky comments.

Moreover, sometimes, Wei Feng will help him stare at the comment area and select some interesting comments to flop.

Therefore, Yu Qinglan no longer "falls in love and kills" with the sunspots.

Wu Yan lowered his eyes and watched Yu Qinglan's commenting with great joy.

Wu Yan hasn't posted on Weibo since the trending #晋南城皇# disappeared from the hot search list last time.

The popularity about him naturally gradually cooled down as the trending searches disappeared.

Now looking at the Weibo post Yu Qinglan just posted, Wu Yan just reached out and rubbed Yu Qinglan's head helplessly.

Yu Qinglan gave Wu Yan a warning look: "Don't move!"

Wu Yan withdrew his hand and looked at the phone screen naturally.

There are a few sunspots jumping in a row of [Sorry]——

[Crazy, tornadoes come and go quickly, so it's just a coincidence, okay? ! 】

[That's right, even if the number of likes on this Weibo doesn't exceed [-], won't the tornado stop? ! 】

【Seriously, have you Jinnan people not received socialist education yet? 】

[Seriously, this is none of my business?But if you open the map gun, I will scold you! 】

[These sunspots are really funny. If people like to apologize, they will come to apologize. 】

[I don't care what the city god is or not, I only know that this man surnamed Wu is rubbing against the heat of this wave of natural disasters, this operation is really 666]

[Map cannon get out! 】

[This is clearly the enthusiasm of the City God! 】

……

Wu Yan slid along Yu Qinglan's finger to look down, but slowly realized that Yu Qinglan's reaction was wrong.

Wu Yan's gaze fell from the phone screen to Yu Qinglan's upper face: "What's wrong?"

Yu Qinglan took a deep breath: "I am controlling my temper and not arguing with idiots!"

"Okay, don't look at it." Wu Yan couldn't help smiling, and simply reached out to cover the phone, took the phone over and stuffed it into his pocket. "Behind the phone screen is a human or a dog, you don't know. They're happy when you're mad!"

Yu Qinglan originally wanted to snatch the phone, but when she heard Wu Yan's words, she gave up.

To be honest, some sunspots actually don't care about the truth of the facts at all, they are only black for the sake of black.

The work in real life is not going well, so I went to the Internet to find a sense of presence and spit black mud.

However, although she agreed with Wu Yan's words and did not continue to read Weibo, Yu Qinglan's smiling face just now was now depressed.

"Are you angry like this?" Wu Yan looked helpless: "Don't you have more black fans? Why don't you be so angry?"

Yu Qinglan was full of anger: "I was so angry that I was about to die, but when I thought of letting them go their way when I was really angry, I was not happy."

Uncle Zhang originally thought that this Weibo post by Yu Qinglan would cause great confusion, but he didn't expect that Heizi's power was so powerful that he could abruptly change the direction of the entire comment area.

Uncle Zhang was still holding Wei Feng's mobile phone to watch Wu Yan's comment section.

After the initial apology and amazement, the rest was just talking about Wu Yan to rub the heat.

To be honest, if Wu Yan really wanted to be in the entertainment circle or become famous, he didn't need to rub anyone's popularity.

If Wu Yan really thinks about brainwashing someone...

Uncle Zhang really doesn't know how many people can stop him!

It was because of this situation that Uncle Zhang was worried that Wu Yan would go astray.

However, the mouths of these sunspots are too stinky!

Uncle Zhang couldn't help being a little angry.

I think he has never been so angry since he became a god, except for being tricked by Yu Xijing and the Yu family a few times!

In ancient times, people respected gods very much, and they even spoke respectfully, unlike now...

Uncle Zhang exited and clicked in again, and the one at the top of the comment area was the most popular by default—[The popularity really makes me feel very low.Originally, the photo of Ling Xixi made me know you. From Weibo, you are just a big boy with good looks and good academic performance.But now it's really disgusting to pretend to be a ghost like this, and it even feels like eating human blood. 】

Uncle Zhang really got angrier the more he watched.

Wuli Ayan is a good-looking handsome guy who earnestly solves troubles for the people, why should he be called "eating human blood steamed buns" by those ignorant people? !

Uncle Zhang checked it secretly - except for a small number of those who liked this comment, they were from southern Shanxi, and the rest were from other places.

To be honest, I worked so hard to protect Jinnan, but when the matter was over, I was accused of "eating human blood steamed buns"...

Even if it's Wu Yan and not him, even if he really loves this land, it's still chilling.

People in the world believe that Taoism, gods and Buddhas cut off the seven emotions and six desires, but it is not the case.

Even if you become a god, you will still have the temper you should have.

Not a robot!

However, after becoming a god, you can no longer stick to some personal affairs.

Like Wu Yan, he can't interfere.

Even if the way of heaven is declining now, he can't control him at all, but he doesn't dare to break this rule at will.

If there is one, there are two, and if there are two, there are three.

Once the matter started, Uncle Zhang couldn't guarantee that he wouldn't do more things to defend Wu Yan.

The more Uncle Zhang thought about it, the more angry he became, and he couldn't keep scrolling on Weibo.

Wei Feng noticed that the phone screen had stayed on this page for a while and hadn't moved.

Looking at Uncle Zhang's expression again, Wei Feng understood right away - he was probably being very angry!

"Then how about this?" Wu Yan looked at Yu Qinglan who was still angry, and finally had no choice but to say: "Shall I punish those netizens who have evil thoughts towards me?"

Yu Qinglan raised her head abruptly: "Yes?"

Wu Yan nodded, looked at Yu Qinglan whose eyes were shining brightly, and reluctantly said, "A little bit, that's fine."

Wu Yan also stretched out his hand to make a gesture, emphasizing the scope of this "little bit".

Yu Qinglan didn't care at all what Wu Yan meant by "a little bit", she just wanted to teach those sunspots a lesson.

The Internet is not a lawless place!

Don't think about spitting black mud every day!

Don't think that everyone in the world is your mother!

As soon as Uncle Zhang returned the phone to Wei Feng, he heard Wu Yan coaxing his boyfriend there...

To be reasonable, it took him so many years to teach Wu Yan not to use the spirit of speech at will, but Yu Qinglan flattened his mouth in less than 5 minutes, and Wu Yan failed? !

Simply unprincipled!

"Ah Yan!" Although Uncle Zhang heard Wu Yan say "a little lesson", he was still a little worried.

When Wu Yan heard Uncle Zhang's voice at first glance, his face immediately felt a little embarrassed.

Uncle Zhang actually had no intention of stopping Wu Yan at all.

After all, he would feel annoyed when he saw some messy words!

However, he has a special status and cannot act casually according to his temperament.

Moreover, if he was really asked to do something to those people, he couldn't do it!

Yu Qinglan also looked at Uncle Zhang, thinking that Uncle Zhang disagreed with Wu Yan teaching those sunspots a lesson, so she pouted her flattened mouth and looked at Uncle Zhang eagerly.

"...I didn't want to stop you." Uncle Zhang looked helplessly at the two people in front of him, and then said solemnly to Wu Yan: "Be sure to show mercy."

Wu Yan immediately made an "ok" gesture, and under Uncle Zhang's watchful eyes, he began to "educate love" to those sunspots who were really malicious and deliberately criticized.

Wu Yan knew that some of the people on Weibo who came to scold him for being popular, many of them really thought so, and they didn't say so deliberately to black him.

Because they don't know the real situation, so they can't blame them for anything.

Wu Yan didn't intend to attack these people either.

However, those who really have evil intentions and black him for the sake of blacking him... I'm afraid they won't be so lucky.

Wu Yan himself doesn't care - those black people are just typing and cursing him on the Internet, and they don't dare to come to him in reality to fight.

But when he saw Yu Qinglan getting angry, Uncle Zhang also looked unhappy... Wu Yan felt that he had to teach those sunspots a lesson.

Cursing, he really never lost.

It doesn't hurt if others scold him, but if he scolds others... it will hurt his muscles and bones.

Wu Yan lowered his eyes, wondering what he was thinking.

Uncle Zhang looked at it and saw that something was wrong!

He said, why is there something strange!

Whether it was dealing with Xie Xiu and Wen Phin just now, or teaching Keyboard Man a lesson now, Wu Yan's mouth never moved!

Uncle Zhang's heart suddenly set off a turbulent sea, full of surprise and uncertainty.

Compared with his childhood, Wu Yan's speech skills have been improving.

Uncle Zhang has always been very clear about this.

But ever since Wu Yan was able to control dead objects without thinking through his speech spirit, Uncle Zhang thought that Wu Yan's "speaking spirit" should be here.

It is already very unusual for a mortal body to have such an ability.

But I never expected it!

Wu Yan can continue to improve now!

As Wu Yan raised his eyes, Wei Feng already knew how to scroll through the comment section——

The original more than 3000 comments have more than doubled in an instant, and the number is still increasing.

Wu Yan really complied with Uncle Zhang's words - he was merciful.

He's simply making those keyboard warriors sneeze a lot.

At the beginning, those sunspots started to sneeze, and they didn't take it seriously, after all, anyone who hasn't caught a cold will sneeze suddenly.

But this sneeze can't stop once it starts!

Even so, they didn't think of Wu Yan, and they kept posting stinky remarks on Weibo, and even jokingly at the Internet police, asking the Internet police to call "the crow's mouth surnamed Wu" who blatantly promotes feudalism. Superstitious people are arrested.

However, as they pressed each key, the frequency of sneezing became faster and faster, and even at the end, they could hardly even open their eyes——

[555, is it too late for me to apologize now? 】

【Master City God, please forgive me! 】

[Sorry, I was really wrong!I don't want to sneeze anymore, I'm dying! 】

【What happened again?I just cut it out and found that the hot search topic seems to be different from the original one? 】

【? ? ? 】

【? ? ? 】

[Isn't the one upstairs apologizing the Heizi who cursed his whole family before? 】

[Sorry, I was wrong!I was so wrong!You Jinnan not only have the City God Temple, you also have the City God!Your City God is real! 】

【? ? ? 】

[What kind of strange remarks is this?Manual @华夏网签|No thanks. 】

[No, the nickname upstairs is still @吃人血热头不得好死|Well...]

【Ahhh!I will change it right away, I am a member to change it, I am really wrong!forgive me! 】

【? ? ? 】

【What the hell happened?Can someone explain it to me? 】

[I experienced with my own eyes that the comment section under this Weibo turned over and overturned. 】

[Can you be more scientific?Where did the City God come from?Darwin's tombstone can't be covered! 】

【Master Zhang is going to be mad at you! 】

【Ahhh!I'm dying, I'm wrong, I really know it's wrong! 】

……

There was another wave of apologies following Yu Qinglan's Weibo post, and this time the apology was so sincere that he could only wish to become a follower of Jinnan City God on the spot.

Seeing that Yu Qinglan was looking at the phone, Wu Yan also raised his head to look at Uncle Zhang.

Wu Yan knew that Uncle Zhang actually didn't like him using his language skills. He was worried that he would become dependent on his language skills. He was worried that he would rely on his language skills for anything he encountered in the future, and he was worried that he would lose the ability to handle things independently.

then……

Wu Yan just watched Uncle Zhang with "unhappy" written all over his face, stretched out his hand, and slapped away the light of faith that continuously appeared on him.

Wu Yan: "..."

OK.

Uncle is happy.

The author has something to say: Uncle Zhang: Spicy chicken, don’t beat me!

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Thank You Xun-Mo Ting, Deviated Landmine