I open your mouth and you may die

"What is Wenphos?" Yu Qinglan put down her phone and asked if she didn't understand.

Uncle Zhang also knew that no one would be able to react when he said "Wen Phosphine" without beginning and end, so he simply said: "A fierce beast in "Shan Hai Jing" looks like a pig, with yellow hair on its body. It is black, its head and tail are white, and there will be a strong wind when it appears."

Wu Yan didn't think anything was wrong at all, but Wei Feng was astonished as if his three views were shattered: "Is "Shan Hai Jing" true?!"

"...?" Wu Yan was really surprised: "You have been in Yu's house for so long, you should have seen ghosts, gods have also seen, why do you still wonder about the spirit beasts in "Shan Hai Jing"?!"

When asked by Wu Yan, Wei Feng was also very puzzled: "...It seems to be roaring?"

Wu Yan looked at Wei Feng helplessly, "Then what?"

Wei Feng smiled awkwardly, and then couldn't help sighing: "Angkor has been by Uncle Zhang's side all the time, so he has seen a lot!"

Unexpectedly, as soon as Wei Feng finished speaking, Wu Yan was puzzled.

Wei Feng: "Did I say something wrong?"

"I made a mistake." Uncle Zhang interjected, "Not only Ah Yan, but even I haven't seen those auspicious and fierce beasts for a long time."

Wei Feng said dryly "Oh".

Therefore, people's calmness is really calm.

Wu Yan looked at Wei Feng's reaction, and then turned to look at Yu Qinglan. Seeing that the expression on his face was a bit weird, as if he had the same idea as Wei Feng, he couldn't help but wonder if his reaction was too calm.

However, this kind of thought only existed for a moment, and Wu Yan didn't bother to think about it anymore.

"Uncle, can you be sure it's Wen Phine?"

Ami jumped from the ground onto the folding chair, and from the folding chair onto the table.

"Meow~meow~"

Ami raised her head and yelled at Wu Yan, and then at Uncle Zhang.

Very anxious look.

Uncle Zhang stretched out his hand to Ami, hugged Ami, smoothed his hair, and then said: "I think eight or nine are inseparable."

Wu Yan nodded inexplicably, and then asked, "Does that uncle know how to deal with it?"

"Probably killed him directly...?" Uncle Zhang was not very sure.

He took office entirely to drive ducks to the shelves. In the past, if such a beast did harm to the world, it would be resolved by other gods.

At that time, if Uncle Zhang encountered such a thing, he would just report it to his superiors as soon as possible, and he didn't need to intervene in it at all.

Moreover, since the great catastrophe thousands of years ago, not only the gods and stars have fallen, but even those auspicious and fierce beasts have all died!

That's why his land forcibly took the position of City God.

Moreover, Uncle Zhang, the city god, actually has a bit of a bad name, so he rarely says that he is a city god to the outside world, and he still calls himself the land.

The City God has a seal, which can open the warehouse and the treasure house.However, although Uncle Zhang's ascension to the position of City God was acquiesced by Tiandao, he was not certified by Tiandao after all, so he did not have the ability to obtain the City God.

He became the God of the Land at the beginning, which is different from those who originally practiced Taoism.When he was alive, he was an honest and fair official and benefited the village, so he was designated as land after his death.

In other words, he doesn't know that kind of particularly powerful spells, and he can only get to the present with the merits and virtues he has cultivated in several lifetimes and the support of hundreds (xin) surnames (zhong).

The reason why it was discovered that Tiandao tacitly allowed him to become the City God was because all the incense offerings to the City God fell on him.

"Ah?" Wu Yan was taken aback, and at the same time reached out to rub Ami's head.

Yu Qinglan: "That's it?"

Uncle Zhang was also a little embarrassed about his uncertainty: "It should be..."

Before the world catastrophe, Uncle Zhang was just a low-level employee. He only reported and was sent back to wait for news.

At that time, most of the auspicious beasts and fierce beasts did not produce spiritual intelligence, but acted entirely on instinct, so whether it was good or bad, it may not be their original intention.

But ferocious beasts are born to bring disasters. If they don't appear in human gathering places, it's okay to say, but once they appear, they will be devastated.

and so……

Uncle Zhang guessed...

Most likely it was killed.

Wu Yan never thought that Uncle Zhang didn't know how to deal with it at all. Even if Uncle Zhang said something uncertain now, Uncle Zhang was already the one who knew the most among them.

Wu Yan had no doubts about him: "Then what shall we use to kill?"

Uncle Zhang: "Uh... just a knife?"

Yu Qinglan: "???"

Although Uncle Zhang said that there was nothing wrong with it, but for some reason, he always felt that something was weird.

Wu Yan: "What knife?"

Uncle Zhang pondered for a while, now that knives are controlled outside, it may not be easy to buy a lot of knives.

Uncle Zhang: "The kitchen knife is fine."

Wu Yan: "..."

If it is said that Wu Yan didn't realize that there was anything wrong with Uncle Zhang's words at the beginning, but now, he heard that Uncle Zhang asked him to use the kitchen knife at home to kill the beasts that appeared in the Book of Mountains and Seas...

Wu Yan:

To be reasonable, I suspect you are cheating on me!

Wei Feng is the only ordinary person among the four of them who doesn't know magic, maybe even Ami is better than him.Therefore, he will basically not express any opinions, and just follow the arrangements from the sidelines.

And now, as soon as Uncle Zhang's voice fell, Wu Yan and Yu Qinglan didn't pick up the quarrel, which made Wei Feng, who had been helping Yu Qinglan smooth things over from before, subconsciously speak up for Uncle Zhang: "So the kitchen knife at home is actually a precious knife. Is it a magic weapon? Which great god left it? Or was it used by a general in ancient times? Because it is stained with evil spirits, it can be used to kill fierce beasts?!"

Wu Yan: "..."

What happened to this Wei Feng?

Just now I couldn't believe that the beasts in "Shan Hai Jing" are real, why can I suddenly imagine some kind of magic sword?

I'm afraid his three views were not made by sloppy walls, right? !

"Of course not." Wu Yan shook his head helplessly.

Except for the tea table and tea cups, everything in the house is very ordinary!

Wu Yan: "Don't you think that I sleep on a bed made of thousand-year-old jade, I usually use spiritual water, and I have a Qiankun bag that can take everything with me?"

Wei Feng: "..."

Don't say it, I really thought about it that way.

However, he had secretly asked Yu Qinglan before, and he knew that Wu Yan's room actually looked ordinary, nothing special.As for the bed, it is made of wood, and the shape is still the same as many years ago.

Of course, after hearing Yu Qinglan's words, Wei Feng was not disappointed in the slightest. On the contrary, he still thought that the wooden bed must be some thousand-year-old wood, the kind mentioned in the novel that the phoenix would build a nest on it!

Wu Yan saw Wei Feng's expression and knew that he was right. Wei Feng really thought so.

Wu Yan couldn't laugh or cry: "No, really not!"

Wei Feng: "The kitchen knife...?"

Wu Yan: "It's just an ordinary kitchen knife."

Wei Feng: "???"

Yu Qinglan ignored Wei Feng, who was overcompensated, and only looked at Uncle Zhang and asked, "Are you serious, Uncle? Can you really kill Wen Phin with a kitchen knife?"

"I was serious."

Uncle Zhang's words were really firm, which made Yu Qinglan feel a little more embarrassed.

After all, he suspected that Uncle Zhang was joking just now.

However, before Yu Qinglan could say anything else, he was slapped in the face by Uncle Zhang——

Uncle Zhang: "However, I don't know if a kitchen knife can kill Wen Phin."

Yu Qinglan: "..."

So, Uncle Zhang is still joking!

Wu Yan: "Is this the first time Uncle has come into contact with Wen Phosphine?"

"Yes, and no." Uncle Zhang shook his head: "In ancient times, ferocious beasts were not under my control, so I don't know much about them."

Wu Yan nodded noncommittally, then looked at Yu Qinglan: "Will your uncle know?"

"I'll call and ask."

After the phone call was over, Yu Qinglan said: "According to my uncle, it's like chasing the year beast, scare it away and drive it away."

"..." Uncle Zhang shook his head after thinking about it for a while: "It's not that I'm arguing, but that this trick really doesn't work."

"It's different now than in ancient times. Everything is almost developed. Where can we go?"

"Besides, this tornado is so big, where does it drive Wen Phin, and can it stop?"

As soon as Uncle Zhang finished speaking, he heard a "ding" from the phone.

Immediately afterwards, whether it was Wu Yan, Yu Qinglan, or Wei Feng, everyone's mobile phone text message notification sounded.

Because the wind speed and wind force of the typhoon slowed down, this led the Huaxia Meteorological Bureau to discover the tornado that appeared in southern Shanxi.

And tornadoes are difficult to predict because they form quickly, so at first, no one really had other ideas except that it sounded fantastic that there would be tornadoes in southern Jinan.

But now, everyone has received text messages from various operators-the tornado in southern Jinan has split.

From the original one to two, going in two completely opposite directions.

Moreover, the tornado that split into two strands showed no signs of weakening, but instead became more and more powerful.

In addition to receiving text messages, Yu Qinglan also saw the trending spots pushed by Weibo.

Someone was close to the tornado and directly took a video and posted it on Weibo.

In addition to [Wai·trough] below, it is to remind bloggers to pay attention to safety.

Yu Qinglan clicked on it and looked at it. The destructive power of this tornado was really strong. He could hear the whistling of the wind through the phone screen, and he could also see the place where the tornado passed, and there were flying sand and rocks everywhere.

[This video scares me so much!It looks like the end of the world is coming soon! 】

【Upstairs plus one】

【It's too dark! 】

[How are the friends in Jinnan? 】

[When the wind strengthened in the morning, the company had already notified the holiday, and now they are evacuating at home!The windows were blown and crackled, as if someone was slapping my window outside, it scared me to death! 】

[I'm also at home, and the rain seeps in from the edge of the window! 】

[Be careful, don't stay outside at this time! 】

【Your Jinnan City God doesn't work anymore? 】

【Are you sick upstairs?Such a sarcastic talk at a time like this! 】

[My God, I just saw a car in the tornado!Can you see clearly? "Picture"]

……

It may be because the people in southern Shanxi had too much trust in the city god before, which led to some people still laughing at this matter on Weibo.

Yu Qinglan didn't intend to check Wu Yan's Weibo at first, but when he clicked to return, he saw Wu Yan's Weibo again, and then remembered that before Uncle Zhang said "Wen Phosphine", he was going to talk to those black people. Three hundred rounds of the war!

Wu Yan's comment area is really full of smog. It was better just now, and it can be seen that all the sunspots are jumping around.Now it's completely different: not only Heizi, but even some seemingly normal accounts have followed suit and scolded Wu Yan...

Yu Qinglan: "..."

What's the matter with these people?

Where did they come from the feudal remnants!

"It doesn't matter." Wu Yan saw that the situation was so urgent that Uncle Zhang couldn't come up with any regulations, and his heartbeat quickened a little.

He has never used his language skills at will. Apart from worrying about the butterfly effect or improper consequences, Uncle Zhang is also worried that he will become dependent on his abilities.

However, Uncle Zhang was not only worried that Wu Yan would become dependent on his abilities, he was mainly worried that Wu Yan would become an antisocial personality.

This is just like a crooked countryman who won hundreds of millions of lottery tickets. After eating, drinking and having fun, he realized that life was boring, so he committed suicide...

Of course, Wu Yan would definitely not commit suicide.Otherwise, he wouldn't have come to Jinnan alone after graduating from elementary school.

What Uncle Zhang was afraid of was that when Wu Yan overused his words and got everything he wanted, he would develop anti-social psychology.

This kind of thing is really uncertain, it is only a thought.

Gods and Buddhas who are already in the ranks of immortals can fall into demons, let alone Wu Yan, who is just a mortal.

Yu Qinglan watched Wu Yan close his eyes, but this time, his lips did not move, he just stood there as if an old monk had fallen into a trance.

Yu Qinglan was very sensitive to the surrounding environment, but after Wu Yan closed his eyes and remained still, Yu Qinglan couldn't even feel Wu Yan's existence.

If it wasn't for seeing Wu Yan standing in front of her, Yu Qinglan would even suspect that Wu Yan had disappeared out of thin air.

Uncle Zhang was also aware of Wu Yan's strangeness, but he didn't bother him at this time.

When Wu Yan was using the spirit of speech, if he was distracted, the consequences would be disastrous.

The three present looked at Wu Yan, but Wu Yan stood there unaware.

This stop is a long time.

Wu Yan's cell phone also kept ringing, most likely his friends and classmates saw a tornado in Jinnan and called to express their condolences.

Yu Qinglan didn't care, just stared at Wu Yan non-stop.

Beads of sweat gradually appeared on the tip of Wu Yan's nose, and then on his forehead.

Yu Qinglan was stunned.

Although it is summer right now, but because of the typhoon and rain, the weather is already very cold, and there is still a tornado outside, so I don't want to sweat.

Before Yu Qinglan realized why Wu Yan was doing this, he heard Wei Feng lower his voice for fear of disturbing Wu Yan and said to Yu Qinglan and Uncle Zhang: "Brother Angkor's back is soaked."

Uncle Zhang's pupils tightened instantly, and something flashed through his mind.

"Oops!"

"It's hit!"

Uncle Zhang clenched his fist with his right hand and smashed it into the palm of his left hand.

Yu Qinglan looked at Wu Yan, who was sweating profusely at this time, and realized that he couldn't help at all. He was anxious and asked, "What's the trick? Uncle, please explain."

"As for the spirit-eating Gu last time, I suspect that an evil cultivator is involved. Ah Yan broke the other party's spirit-eating Gu, and even cursed the other party with the spirit words. This time, he probably planned to take revenge!"

The author has something to say: Thanks to Beiyue, Youxun-Moting, Deviated Landmine