I open your mouth and you may die

Before the filming of "Spy War" in southern Shanxi was over, the meteorological station issued a typhoon · yellow · color · warning.

There are a lot of typhoons here in southern Jinan, and the arcades in the ancient city are specially designed to withstand typhoons.

The crew had done their homework before choosing to come to Jinnan for filming. On the one hand, they wanted to catch up with the schedule, and on the other hand, they wanted to avoid the typhoon.

Unexpectedly, I hurried to catch up, but I still bumped into it!

It's really not as good as God!

However, there are still two or three days between when the meteorological station discovers that the typhoon is forming in the Northwest Pacific Ocean, and when the typhoon actually lands. .

According to the director, a typhoon is about to blow, and the weather is cool, just in time for the show.

As a result, the days before the typhoon came, the sun was shining brightly, and even hiding in the shade was so stuffy that people couldn't breathe.

Xie Jingyi drank two cups of herbal tea in a row before he could barely stop the dryness that was pouring up continuously.

"This weather is really... terrible!"

Xie Jingyi is not Yu Qinglan, he doesn't have that kind of strong background, he doesn't dare to scold the director for being inhumane in the crew, he can only complain about the weather, which is suffocating to death!

"I really admire you Jinnan people!" Xie Jingyi held herbal tea in one hand and a hand-held fan in the other, his whole body was slumped, and he didn't have the temperament of a popular niche at all: "This climate can grow so big, It really cannot be underestimated!"

Xie Jingyi only found out that Wu Yan was on the trending list after he encouraged Wu Yan to become his assistant after graduation.

On the surface, his attitude towards Wu Yan has not changed, but in fact, Wu Yan can still hear some differences from his tone of voice.

After all, the people in this crew were polite to Wu Yan at the beginning because of Yu Qinglan, but since Wu Yan became popular, everyone's attitude inevitably changed.

The main reason is that Wu Yan has been on the hot search for too long!

What does it mean to be long?

It means that this person is hot!

Can be red!

Weibo hot search for this kind, you can buy it, but it takes so long to buy it...

To be honest, as rich as Yu Qinglan and his family, I have never seen him hang up on the hot search for such a long time!

Xie Jingyi didn't know what happened to Wu Yan's family at first, but he heard something from others: It seems that Wu Yan has no father and no mother, and was adopted by his uncle since he was a child.Wu Yan's uncle opened the Baohua Drugstore on Ruipu Road in Xigucheng, Jinnan... Plus, when Wu Yan was chatting with the director, he personally said that he was short of money...

Anyway, Xie Jingyi felt that Wu Yan probably didn't have the ability to keep himself on the hot search for such a long time.

If Yu Qinglan paid him...

Not very likely.

Because, Zha Lang didn't dare to blatantly accept money to make people appear on the trending searches, and it's been so long.

Otherwise, if you buy me and everyone buys, wouldn't that be such a mess?

If you can buy it, you can buy it for a while.

In the end, it still depends on how this topic is fermented, whether it is a blowout in one go, or it is extinguished in a small way...

Not only was Xie Jingyi in the crew, but even Xia Yu could exchange pleasantries when they met Wu Yan, but those old actors were better. He was very kind to Wu Yan.

Wu Yan doesn't care about other people's attitudes. Anyway, after Jinnan's role is over, the temporarily formed crew will go their separate ways. Whether they can meet again at that time is a problem!

Uncle Zhang originally wanted to hang up on the hot search all day, but after Yu Qinglan heard about it, he felt bad instead.

The main reason is that Uncle Zhang wanted to hang up all day, and it is the hot topic TOP1!

If it's just a hot topic list, it's fine, but it's going to be on TOP1 for a whole day...

I'm afraid that the programmers in Zhalang will be called to work overtime at the risk of being bald!

Wu Yan has never been in the entertainment industry, and he doesn't usually play Weibo very much, so when Wu Yan persuaded Uncle Zhang to "give others a way to survive", Uncle Zhang didn't take it seriously at all.

Although he kept saying that he "knows it in his heart", in fact, Uncle Zhang's tone was completely "you know what a kid".

But as soon as Yu Qinglan said "it's not right", Uncle Zhang immediately withdrew his spiritual power.

Wu Yan: "..."

Look at this attitude, where is the look of picking his nose and eyes?

Yu Qinglan's suggestion is to let the topic drop slowly first, and it's better to keep it flowing.

Originally, it is not a one-day effort to develop believers, so if you go up in one breath, you will be powerless at first sight!

Uncle Zhang followed Yu Qinglan's efforts to put some spiritual energy aside, maintaining the enthusiasm of the topic of #晋南城皇寺#, and slowly letting the topic sink.

Yu Qinglan said thoughtfully: "After a few days, this topic will disappear, and I will go to Chenghuang Temple to help you get a card."

"Hey!" Uncle Zhang rolled his eyes, the more he looked at Yu Qinglan, the more satisfied he became. "It's really filial piety!"

Listen, what kind of peerless daughter-in-law is this!

Wu Yan: "???"

I don't know why, but I always feel that Uncle Zhang's definition of filial piety may be different from other people's.

"No." Yu Qinglan said with embarrassment, "It's just a little effort."

Wei Feng stared blankly at the sky: "..."

I really should let those Internet celebrities who have been hated by Yu Qinglan take a look...

Entertainment circle bar (fine) handle...

Becoming such a shy little girl is really hard to describe.

******

Before Yu Qinglan had time to post on Weibo, the wind in Jinnan gradually picked up.

The sky was gloomy, and the dark clouds were thick, but they were still blown by the wind like waves to the west.

The howling wind blew the leaves on the trees rustling, and the rolled up dust hit people's faces.

It was obviously summer, but the wind was blowing so that some frail people put on a coat for nothing.

Xia Yu fell into Yu Qinglan's arms, but because she was in the downwind direction, her eyes were crooked and her mouth was slanted by the wind. When she said her lines, the dusty wind would go straight into her mouth, making her, who had always been a professional person, feel ashamed I was so angry that I was about to kick my child.

It was a sad scene at first, but when Yu Qinglan lowered his head, he could hear the whistling wind in his ears. Not only that, but he could also see Xia Yu's nostrils snorting from the wind...

If he is not laughing at this, I have to praise him for his professionalism!

Director Qi obviously also discovered the problem, so he shouted with a loudspeaker, "Yu Qinglan, please shield her from the wind!"

"Didn't you just say that there must be wind and poignancy?!" Yu Qinglan shouted back at the top of her voice.

Director: "Poignant ass, look at Xia Yu's face, it's deformed by the wind!"

As soon as Director Qi said this, all the staff present laughed.

It's just that Xia Yu didn't hear it because the wind was too loud.

However, Xia Yu herself laughed first.

It's thanks to her original nose, otherwise the wind could blow her nose crooked!

Director: "Come, come, move the direction, and shoot again!"

Yu Qinglan helped Xia Yu up, and the two changed directions to continue the scene just now.

Yu Qinglan was wearing a windbreaker, and the windbreaker was blown so loudly that Xia Yu's face was almost photographed several times.

Because the clothes were swept aside like this, Xia Yu always blinked reflexively.

Director: "Clothes, Yu Qinglan's clothes, fix him up, don't hit Xia Yu's face!"

Xia Yu: "..."

Director: "Hair, Yu Qinglan's hair, superglue it on, or put a hat on him!"

Yu Qinglan: "..."

Director: "Xia Yu, what are you shaking, I'm taking a close-up shot of you!"

Xia Yu: "..."

It's not that I want to shake, it's the wind that makes my whole body tremble!

Hi, so angry!

Director: "Yu Qinglan, what are you shaking! What's going on with you two! You still resonate, right?!"

Yu·Tiefa·Qinglan: "...→_→"

Director: "Ahhh! I'm really going crazy!"

Dao Qi was so angry that he threw the script book out of his hand.

Staff: "Director Qi, no way, this radio is full of rumors!"

Director: "Post-production! Post-dubbing, lip-syncing!"

Wu Yan looked at Director Qi going crazy, and wanted to laugh, but then he looked up and looked around.

Yu Qinglan and the others filmed the scene where the heroine was accidentally shot in order to cover the No. [-] heroine's departure. It was filmed in the woods behind Jinnan University.

Just like Director Qi said, this kind of weather, this kind of venue, and this kind of wind are very suitable for filming such a miserable scene.

but……

Wu Yan always felt that this wind made people feel a little uncomfortable.

Wu Yan has lived in southern Shanxi for a long time, and there are many typhoons every year.

This year, this is number three.

But something was wrong.

Wu Yan also couldn't explain why he felt something was wrong, maybe because there was an unusual aura in the wind, which made him vigilant.

There is a typhoon warning every year in southern Shanxi, but it is almost impossible to be hit directly.

As long as the typhoon is found to be too strong, Uncle Zhang will quietly remove the typhoon.

This has been the case in previous years.

This year's typhoon is also fierce.

In the beginning, they were far away, so Uncle Zhang just strengthened the Jinnan barrier a little bit, and observed the eyes of the formation again.

But on the day when the meteorological bureau predicted that it was about to make landfall, the typhoon seemed to have borrowed force from somewhere and suddenly strengthened.

Wu Yan looked at Yu Qinglan and Xia Yu who were still conscientiously under the camera, but he didn't understand what was wrong.

I heard someone yelling - "Be careful!"

The camera that was originally fixed on the manipulator was suddenly blown off by the wind, and it smashed in the direction of Yu Qinglan and Xia Yu.

According to the weight of the camera and the current wind speed released by the Meteorological Bureau... No matter how hard this camera is smashed, it will not hit Yu Qinglan.

But Wu Yan just watched the camera draw a straight line, which was so straight that it hit Yu Qinglan's position heavily like an arrow.

Wu Yan's breathing was stagnant, and before he could open his mouth to speak, he was swallowed and choked twice.

And just at this moment, the camera that fell off, which does not conform to classical mechanics, seemed to be blocked from the front by something, and it made an arc in the opposite direction with a bang, and then fell to the ground and fell to pieces.

When Yu Qinglan heard the word "be careful", she was already alert.

He felt something rushing towards him behind him, and it was very fast.If it was an ordinary time, he could still dodge it, but now he is sitting on the ground with Xia Yu on his lap...

Almost as soon as Yu Qinglan judged that he couldn't avoid it, he put his hands on his head and lowered his body to cover Xia Yu as well.

"Are you okay?"

"Mr. Yu, are you okay?"

"How is Teacher Xia?"

……

The exclamation just now had already tensed the attention of everyone present.

And in the situation just now, anyone who saw it felt that the camera must have hit Yu Qinglan.

A group of staff stepped forward to pull Yu Qinglan and Xia Yu up, and looked at them vigorously.

Xia Yu didn't know what happened until she got up.She only remembered that in the middle of her acting just now, Yu Qinglan suddenly made an action that was not in the script, which scared her so much that she forgot her words and expressions.

Because things happened so fast, apart from surprise flashing through Xia Yu's mind, her first reaction was - I'm afraid this scene will have to be re-shot again!She's going to be pissed off again!

Now, being pulled up, amidst the chattering words of the crowd and the nervous eyes of the assistant, Xia Yu looked at the pile of fragments on the ground whose prototype could no longer be seen, and a sudden fear rose in her heart.

The author has something to say: thanks to the biased mines