The two boats fell in love [entertainment]

Gan Dachun's culinary skills live up to his reputation, and the evening dinner table is full of harmony.Zhang Geng's complexion improved a lot, as if the only advantage of coming to shoot a reality show is to be able to eat delicious food.

This reminds Qiao Jin of Zhang Geng's little character, Foodie.

Wu Shixuan also seems to want to set up such a character, eating non-stop, and even grabbing chicken legs from Zhang Geng.Zhang Geng's face turned green immediately, but he is a man, so he can't embarrass a woman in public.

Miao Qiong laughed and said, "Shixuan, why did you grab Zhang Geng's chicken leg?"

Wu Shixuan blinked and pretended to be innocent: "I don't have any."

Gan Dachun laughed: "If I like it, I'll make it tomorrow. Everyone, try this fish. It's fresh."

Qiao Jin took a sip, and it was indeed fresh.

Miao Qiong asked in surprise, "Weilun, don't you dislike fish?"

Qiao Jin was taken aback. There were indeed rumors on the Internet that Wei Lun didn't eat fish, saying that he was stuck with a fishbone when he was a child and almost had an operation. After that, he stopped eating fish.

Qiao Jin thought about it, and said: "The chef's craftsmanship can't be faulted."

These words were humorous and gave Gan Dachun enough face. Gan Dachun laughed loudly, but the others were quite surprised. When did Wei Lun become so talkative?

Qiao Jin no longer eats fish, so as not to reveal more flaws.

After the meal, everyone sat around the living room, the director announced the task, and everyone sent a small note.Qiao Jin unfolded the note, and saw that it read: Hurt, please accept other people's kindness.

Qiao Jin didn't know, so he looked at the others, only to see Zhang Geng's expression change.

Miao Qiong announced her mission openly: "I will prepare breakfast tomorrow. Tell me what you want to eat. Let me explain in advance that my cooking skills are not as good as the chef's. Don't order any delicacies from mountains and seas. I can't get them."

Gan Dachun said: "Sister Miao, don't be modest, who doesn't know that your husband shows affection every day in the circle of friends, posts delicious food, and talks about having a good wife at home!"

Miao Qiong smiled and was noncommittal.Wu Shixuan approached Qiao Jin and whispered in his ear: "Sister Miao is filming while her husband is posting delicious food."

It took a while for Qiao Jin to realize the deep meaning. The delicious food that Miao Qiong's husband posted was not necessarily made by Miao Qiong. If there is a good wife in the family, it might just be Gan Dachun's flattery.Maybe everyone in the circle knows that Miao Qiong and her husband have been in harmony for a long time.

Everyone knows it well and cooperates with acting.

Miao Qiong asked Wu Shixuan: "Shixuan, what is your mission?"

Wu Shixuan twitched the tip of her tongue mischievously: "Keep secret."

Gan Dachun patted his thigh and stood up: "Come on, I'll boil water for everyone's feet."

Wu Shixuan smiled and fell on Qiao Jin's shoulder, "Chef, your task is so wonderful."

Gan Dachun: "Who says it's not. I am the life of the working people."

With the weight of a strange woman on his shoulders, the smell of perfume was so strong that he could hardly breathe, Qiao Jin couldn't help showing embarrassment.

As the eldest sister of this reality show, Miao Qiong needs her to make a rescue at this time: "Wei Lun, you are injured now, so you can't get involved. The director didn't make things difficult for you, did he?"

Qiao Jin shook his head and said no, Wu Shixuan straightened her hair and sat up straight, as if her actions were unintentional, and quickly changed the subject: "Zhang Geng, what is your mission?"

Zhang Geng pursed his thin lips tightly, his handsome face flushed red, making people breathless for him.He suddenly laughed and unfolded the note, so everyone saw his task, and the camera moved closer to a close-up: give Wei Lun a loving hug.

There is also a pink heart drawn behind the "hug".

Wu Shixuan burst out laughing, Miao Qiong said "Wow", Qiao Jin didn't know what expression to make.Only Zhang Geng's face turned blue and red for a while, like an overturned dyeing vat, he stood in a stalemate for a while, and finally walked up to Qiao Jin, and opened his arms to give him a bear hug full of anger and hatred.

Miao Qiong applauded cooperatively, and Wu Shixuan covered her mouth: "My God, what a relationship!"

The two affectionate parties had different thoughts, and Zhang Geng gnashed his teeth in Qiao Jin's ear: "The show crew deliberately sells rot, it's so fucking disgusting."

Qiao Jin thought to himself, I am also disgusting, okay?

After chatting for a while, they went back to their rooms to sleep.Zhang Geng is very repulsed to share a room with Qiao Jin, but the arrangement of the program group cannot be changed.The two entered the room and did not speak until Zhang Geng stood up and turned off the camera in the corner.

A reality show may not be a reality show, without monitoring, the two of them don't need to show.

Qiao Jin asked, "Why are you targeting me?"

Zhang Geng sneered: "For you? Wrong, I'm sick of you."

"why?"

"Why the hell do you have so many whys? Why don't you watch "One Hundred Thousand Whys"?"

"..."

Zhang Geng returned to his bed impatiently. After lying down, he rolled his eyes at Qiao Jin, capitalizing "I despise you.jpg".

Qiao Jin was angry and funny: "You hate me so much?"

Zhang Geng sneered: "Otherwise? You little three."

Qiao Jin was stunned, "...Little San?"

Just as he was about to ask Zhang Geng what he meant, Zhang Geng had already turned over, obviously not wanting to talk to Qiao Jin anymore.

Qiao Jin pondered Zhang Geng's words and thought, he said I was a mistress, did Wei Lun steal his girlfriend?

But judging by Zhang Geng's attitude, he was more contemptuous than angry, like a bystander.

Who did Wei Lun "three" make Zhang Geng care so much?

There was a clue that crossed Qiao Jin's mind - Zhang Geng, Lu Yu, Yuan Meng, Wei Lun...

No way?

He hoped that he was thinking too much, tossing and turning until midnight before falling asleep, when he heard a noise in the morning, he immediately opened his eyes vigilantly, and saw a slender figure leaning into the door, it was Wu Shixuan with a ball head, followed by carrying a Camera director.

Qiao Jin looked at them blankly—he was a little dazed in the face of the "raid".

Wu Shixuan said "Yeah", "Wei Lun, you're awake."

It turned out that her task was to wake them up early in the morning.Qiao Jin woke up, and the director was not without regrets, but he still directed the camera to shoot a circle around him, and tried to select a "remarkable" scene in the later stage, and then pointed the camera at Zhang Geng in the next bed.

Wu Shixuan smiled coquettishly: "Zhang Geng slept soundly."

Zhang Geng slept really dead, sprawled all over, with disheveled hair, but his face was still radiantly handsome, and he could fight without makeup.The director took pictures from various angles around him as if seeing some rare beauty. If Zhang Genggai's quilt was not tight enough, he might have to explore the scenery under the thin quilt.

Wu Shixuan pinched a piece of dog's tail grass, held back her laughter so her hands shook, and scratched under Zhang Geng's nose, calling softly while scratching: "Zhang Geng, wake up."

Zhang Geng wrinkled his nose, sneezed, turned around and continued to sleep.Wu Shixuan ran to the other side of the bed and continued to play tricks on Zhang Geng.

"...Who the hell is that?!" Zhang Geng was finally woken up, got up very angry, and kicked the quilt away, but when he opened his eyes and saw Wu Shixuan and the director, his professional habits made him quickly restrain the side that was not suitable for showing in front of the audience .

He restrained himself from losing his temper, and scratched his messy hair, "This is a reshoot."

Seeing the picture of a big roast chicken on Zhang Geng's pajamas, Wu Shixuan almost burst into laughter: "The chicken on your pajamas looks delicious."

Qiao Jin couldn't help but smile, and the director waved his hand: "The filming is finished, you performed well."

Zhang Geng looked aggrieved. If this episode was aired, he might never participate in a reality show again.

Miao Qiong made breakfast, and everyone was very self-conscious. They only ordered fried rice with eggs, which tasted good. Gan Dachun praised while eating, and Miao Qiong just smiled.

After the meal, the director released the task again, asking everyone to prepare a roasted whole lamb and hold a bonfire party at night.

The sheep were brought in, and the result of the discussion was not unexpected. Gan Dachun slaughtered the sheep, Miao Qiong helped, Wu Shixuan went to the town to buy seasoning, Qiao Jin and Zhang Geng went to chop firewood together.

Wu Shixuan said: "It bleats so cutely, do we really want to kill it?"

Miao Qiong glanced at her and said with a smile: "The law of nature is the law of the jungle, there is no way, human beings kill countless lives every day."

These words sounded compassionate on the surface, but they were actually satirizing Wu Shixuan's hypocrisy.Wu Shixuan pretended not to understand, turned to Qiao Jin and said, "Chopping firewood is too tiring, why don't I trade it with you, and you go buy seasonings."

Miao Qiong: "Shi Xuan is so considerate." She looked at Qiao Jin teasingly.

Qiao Jin didn't want to participate in the open and secret fights among women, so he just said, "You're a girl, how can I make you do heavy work."

With a machete and a basket on their backs, Qiao Jin and Zhang Geng went out, looking like two idiots, their appearances were so silly.

Zhang Geng has a bad face all the way, being tied up with Wei Lun and selling corruption has already annoyed him to death, and he has to chop firewood. He is so old that he has never chopped cabbage!

Qiao Jin was calm.

According to the simple map instructions, the two walked for nearly half an hour and saw a small forest.

"Looks like this is here." Qiao Jin pointed to the map and said.

Zhang Geng walked up to a tree with a machete in his hand, made a gesture, and raised the ax with a sound of "dumb", only cutting a little bit of bark.

Zhang Geng was dumbfounded: "It's so thick, how do you cut it?"

Qiao Jin was amused by his behavior: "It is not necessary to cut down the tree, even if it is cut down, it will not be able to be used as firewood for the time being."

Zhang Geng may have been born as a straightforward boy. He said: "If you don't cut down trees, why would you cut them down? Cut you down?"

"..." You can't make a joke like this, I really will regard you as a murderer.

Qiao Jin stared at Zhang Geng's eyes, and said tentatively, "Then try to chop it off?"

Zhang Geng rolled his eyes, turned around and cut the branch, jumping and jumping with the machete in hand, Qiao Jin was scared for him, and reminded him: "It's too dangerous, there are dead trees here, cut this."

The two of them worked together for nearly an hour, and finally got a small harvest. They filled a basket with firewood, and there was an empty basket. They rested for a while, ate some bread and drinks that they brought, and continued to chop firewood with sweat and sweat.

Because the drink was owned by the investor, they had to advertise it by the way. Zhang Geng drank the whole bottle before remembering to remember the slogan: "When it's sweet, let's have some sweetness." He said and looked at Qiao Jin without sweetness at all.

Qiao Jin: "..."

Really wronged this honest boy.

It hurts internally to hold back laughter just like shooting.

In fact, Qiao Jin felt that he could get enough firewood, but Zhang Geng insisted on filling the two baskets. In his words, if there is less firewood chopped, the fire will not burn well, and if the fire is not strong enough, the mutton will not be cooked well. If the lamb is not cooked well, it will be unpalatable.

Qiao Jin was speechless when he heard this, thinking that he was indeed a foodie.

Originally, Zhang Geng was not interested in chopping firewood, but now he is doing it better than Qiao Jin, probably because his mind is full of roasting whole sheep.

The two returned to the farmhouse with heavy firewood on their backs, but saw that the atmosphere was strange, and the director and staff all looked solemn.Wu Shixuan came back a long time ago, but when she saw Qiao Jin and Zhang Geng, she didn't speak.

"Du——" a long cry, a lot of money dressed like a peacock got out of the nanny's car, and ran like a mourner, with a miserable voice like an erhu: "Adou!!!"

Qiao Jin leaned slightly to one side, avoiding the "throwing himself into the arms" of Dou Qian, and Dou Qian pretended to shed a tear, pulling Qiao Jin aside.

The reality show paused filming.

"What's wrong?" Qiao Jin asked suspiciously as he got into the nanny's car.

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