How to Feed a Main Character [Transmigration Book]

Tang Lin felt that something was wrong with him recently.

It seems that overnight, his living habits suddenly changed, from a late-night stay-up party, to a sunset-suspended sleeper who starts yawning as soon as it gets dark; he is used to eating meat, and he especially likes to eat meat. The kind of half-cooked and bloodshot ones, who hate the fast food they loved before; from yearning for courtyard houses to loving high-rise buildings, the taller the better, and like to stand on the roof platform and let the wind blow, there is always a The illusion of "I can fly"...

Did I read too many novels and become crazy?Tang Lin deeply felt that he should find some time to see a psychiatrist.

He thinks that he is likely to suffer from schizophrenia, or else he is paranoid, or how could he change so many habits inexplicably, and often fantasizes that "I can fly" or "There should be someone beside me".

Speaking of "there is another person by my side" sounds a bit creepy, but it does not have any impact on daily life. "I can fly" is not the same.Tang Lin was really worried that one day his insanity would overwhelm his rationality, and he would jump off a tall building and try to fly. He didn't want his last trace in the world to be a subtitle in a newspaper: "Tragedy!"The man fantasizes that he can fly and jumps off the [-]th floor."

Thinking that he might be regarded as a tragic case to prove that online novels are poisonous to the human spirit, Tang Lin felt that his hp was smashed to pieces.

Sighing softly, Tang Lin sucked up all the milk in his hand, threw the empty packaging bag into the trash can casually, leaned lazily on the pillow, opened a certain point with his mobile phone in the afterglow of the setting sun, and didn't even look at others. He poked open the chapter page of "The Sword of Cultivation to Destroy the World", and unsurprisingly found that the comment area under the page was full of wailing: The author of this book, Sadato Arashio, has been working for nearly half a month. There is no update, and it seems that there is still no update today.Tang Lin slammed his mouth unhappily, and flipped through the sea of ​​book reviews, only to find that one of his comments had become a topic.

[Netizen: Tangtang Tangzi, commented: "The Sword of Cultivation to Destroy the World", scoring: 2, chapters reviewed: 41

The author has not updated for several days /(tot)/~~!

No...no food...so sad..._(:3」∠)_...

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Author reply:

Ah, I will try my best to update, Duanzi sauce, trust me! ! ! ! (make a fist)

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Netizen: [One sword breaks the sky]: Push it up, wait for an update.

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Netizen: [One sword breaks the sky]: Give it a try, and continue to wait for the update.

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Netizen: [One Sword Breaks the Sky]: The author is a liar!This reply has been posted for three days!There has been no update for three days!

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Netizen: [Da Diao sees you every day]: ls looks like a newcomer at first glance, but he actually believes in such an author's promise.The last guy who trusted the author so much has been dead in the pit for n^n years.

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Netizen: [Edwards]: +1, the author's words that he will update is obviously just a lie to the little loli, and it is a fool to take this seriously.

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Netizen: [bugfdd6fui]: The author is not going to abandon the pit, why do I think this rhythm is not right...

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Netizen: [Da Diao sees you every day]: ls don't panic, with the author's pissing nature, even if he wants to abandon the pit, he will reluctantly give an unfinished ending, so don't worry too much.

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Netizen: [bugfdd6fui]: ...Why do I feel more worried after hearing this? ? ?Can any old driver give me directions and tell me what's going on? ? ? ] What follows is a long list of the black history of the author, Sadato Arashio. Experienced old white readers have pulled out a lot of ancient pits from the dust of history. Readers should pay attention to the author's various unfinished postures, and warn him earnestly: This pit is deep, don't jump.

Tang Lin, who has already jumped into this deep pit and can't climb up: ...

He changed his posture, holding the phone with both hands, his thumbs slid across like the wind, and quickly pulled the page to the bottom, and saw the latest reply from Xiaobai readers at a glance: 【……

Netizen: [bugfdd6fui]: So, you already know that this author’s fake product is not good, so why do you still stay in this pit? 】 Tang Lin felt that he had been hit by many arrows in his knee.

What this novice reader said makes sense. He clearly knows that Lanwei Zhenren's pit is not good, so why does he still jump down without hesitation when he sees this new trap?Is it really because I fell too many pits and eventually became a shaking m?He switched the page in thought, and hung his finger on the [Delete Favorites] button.

Click delete, and he can happily get out of the pit, and let that damn unfinished author freely drown in the spittle of hard-pressed readers. It has nothing to do with him!Just thinking about it makes people...

... at a loss.

Tang Lin stared at the glimmering screen of his mobile phone. The title of "The Sword of Cultivation to Destroy the World" was in the center of the screen and gradually faded with the appearance of the automatic lock screen, but he never really made up his mind. , press the button that deletes the favorite.He didn't know why, but he always felt that this book had a great connection with him, so he turned over irritably, and decided to read the previous chapters of the book again before deleting it.

Revisiting a novel you've read several times isn't exactly a particularly pleasant experience, especially if you know it's almost a palace eunuch.Tang Lin flipped through the pages one by one, slowly browsing through the plots that he was already familiar with, and some inexplicable nostalgia gradually arose in his heart.

"If I get out of the trap, won't I never see the protagonist's future again?"

Tang Lin's fingers lightly slid across the name of the protagonist Xiao Zibai.For no reason, he seems to have a special feeling for the protagonist. Whenever he sees a chapter with the protagonist appearing, he always has a special sense of substitution. This is probably one of the reasons why this book can attract him.

He sighed slightly.

No matter how much the protagonist of this novel attracts him, thinking of the unscrupulous author who has probably entered the palace, there seems to be no need to chase him any further.Tang Lin tapped the screen listlessly, returned to the catalog page, and wanted to cancel the favorite directly.What he never expected was that the moment the novel's copywriting page was refreshed, he saw ecstasy dancing in the comment area.

"Updated!!!!!!"

"Super Plus enjoy!!!"

"Lifetime!!!"

For a while, the comment area was filled with big exclamation marks and all kinds of joyful remarks. Seeing that there was an update, Tang Lin was overjoyed. He immediately forgot the idea of ​​deleting the favorite and jumping out of the deep pit, and refreshed it happily page, click into the chapter just updated.

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"Monster! Burn that monster!"

Fire, fire everywhere, he was firmly bound under the dead hundred-year-old tree at the entrance of the village, the dry tree body was poured with grease, and dry firewood was piled under the tree.He had a premonition of what was about to happen, crying and calling for his parents, but in the light and shadow of the flickering fire, he saw them standing in the crowd.

They, his parents, stood with the villagers, holding torches in their hands, with the same disgusted expressions on their faces, throwing burning objects one by one in the direction where he was bound.

With a "bang", a torch was thrown next to his face, and the flame flickered, brushing his hair.Seeing this scene, the crowd outside cheered immediately, but the cheers stopped abruptly after less than three seconds.

In the blink of an eye, the burning flame in his hair suddenly went out, and the torch that fell three feet away was burning in vain on the ground, unable to ignite anything but himself.

There was a terrified cry from the crowd: "Those witches are right! He's a monster! A monster! Not even fire can kill him! He'll kill everyone! Kill him! Kill him!" kill him!"

Why do you say he is a monster?

Why do you say he will kill others?

He obviously... obviously didn't do anything!

The little child curled up at the root of the old tree, full of hesitation and fear, not knowing why he was being treated like this.

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Tang Lin looked at the screen and almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

What a messy plot!Did the author watch some weird TV series?This brain hole is very strange!What does it mean to burn evildoers to death with fire to eliminate disasters? !The meme of burning man was not popular 800 years ago! ! !

The protagonist is only eight and a half years old, okay?What kind of cruel psychology would make people try to burn an eight-and-a-half-year-old child to death!

Tang Lin was furious, he turned on the computer angrily, picked up the keyboard and began typing hard.

[Netizen: Tangtang Tangzi, commented: "The Sword of Cultivation to Destroy the World", scoring: 2, chapters reviewed: 42

The author fungus is really updated!Everyone knows that the author will not lie! (I never thought you would update it. I can consider giving you a reprieve.)

But... why is this chapter so cruel... 〒▽〒 (But what do you mean by being so cruel?!)

The protagonist will fight back!Surely it will! (If the protagonist is roasted for nothing like this, I will definitely let you know what hell it is!!)] With full of anger, he punched down the button to send comments viciously, as soon as the page turned, the chrysanthemum slowly turned .

The next moment, Tang Lin was shocked to find that there was actually a new chapter behind this chapter!After posting the comments, the page automatically jumped to the next chapter. Tang Lin held the mouse tightly, and after doing some psychological training for himself, he clicked on the page of the new chapter with the tragic mentality of a strong man gone forever.

"...The people of this village wanted to light a fire to kill Xiao Zibai, the fire was very bright, and it burned for a long time, so it was very conspicuous in the outskirts of the city where there were few lights.

It happened that a few demon cultivators were bored, and when they went down the mountain to relax, they saw the fire, so they came here to look at it on a whim. Seeing such a scene, they killed all the mortals in the village, trained the witch with little magic power into a resentful soul, and collected them again. Feeling resentful about his blood, he took Xiao Zibai away and returned laughingly - such a high-quality child is the best material, and they discovered together that no one can enjoy it alone, so they simply took it back and dedicated it to the master. The benefits are shared by everyone..."

Tang Lin was stunned by this unexpected turn of events.

The author's brain hole is too big, why can the fire light attract the magic cultivator casually!Is Moxiu so easy to attract?No wonder Zhengdao has such a big advantage in this book...

He twitched the corner of his mouth, swallowed the old blood that was about to reach his throat, and continued to scroll down patiently. Tang Lin was a little happy when he saw these demon cultivators returning to the mountain gate and bumping into the people of Lingshan Sword Sect Let’s see—Lingshan Sword Sect is the master of the protagonist Xiao Zibai, and when he comes to the master, the fate of the protagonist should have a better turning point.

As expected, the members of Lingshan Sword Sect beheaded Moxiu and successfully rescued Xiao Zibai. After discovering that Xiao Zibai was extremely talented, the head of Lingshan Sword Sect expressed his willingness to accept him as a disciple.

Things are going well.Tang Lin scrolled down contentedly, but he didn't read a few lines, and almost spit out another mouthful of blood.

"...I didn't expect that this child seemed to be too frightened, and he became completely unresponsive to the outside world. No matter whether he comforted him or yelled at him, he just curled up in a corner, neither talking nor eating..."

Look carefully, there is a small line of author ps at the bottom of this chapter: "Well, you guessed it right, Xiao Zibai is autistic."

closed.

closed.

Up...

An angry Tang Lin almost grabbed the keyboard and smashed the computer.

Author, you are very good at playing!You can seamlessly integrate such a modern stalk of autism into the comprehension text!

With a stiff face, he said "hehe" twice, Tang Lin fantasized about the tricks of the author, Lanwei Zhenren, and told himself over and over again, "Suffering is only temporary, but Xiao Zibai will be able to do it in the future." After the man who destroyed the world with the sword", he finally forcibly suppressed the thought of shooting the author to death, and continued to read patiently.

Everyone in the Lingshan Sword Sect was very anxious when they found out that Xiao Zibai had a psychological problem, but they are professional practitioners, have never studied psychology, and don't know how to save the child from this situation. Comb Xiao Zibai's primordial spirit, and feed him elixirs—obviously, these methods are not suitable for the symptoms, and Xiao Zibai becomes more silent day by day.

Just when Tang Lin was so distressed that he wanted to drag Xiao Zibai out of the screen and take him to see a psychiatrist, the turning point that readers had been waiting for for a long time finally came.

Xiao Zibai met a baby bird.

"...The chick was wet all over. It was obviously just hatched from the eggshell. Its fur was black and it looked like a bean paste dumpling. It didn't even open its eyes, just lay on the ground, muttering Chi Chi screamed anxiously. Xiao Zibai turned his head, looked at it for a while, then suddenly stretched out his hand and hugged it in his arms..."

Tang Lin's heart suddenly skipped a beat.

Some voice whispered in his ear that this was wrong, they shouldn't have met at this time.But that's how the author's article is written. If the protagonist and the chick didn't meet at this time, then when should they meet?Tang Lin held his temples that were throbbing, his mind was in a trance.