The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

Gu Qing sat on the single sofa with his feet crossed, and there were tea and English cakes on the coffee table in front of him. It was completely in the posture of having a tea party. Of course, if he neglected to sit on the opposite side, he wanted to bury his whole body in a ball of black threads Eggsy's words.

"I'm really surprised that you didn't jump up and scratch your neck to refute, Eggsy." Gu Qing said slowly, he didn't wear a three-piece suit, plaid trousers, and a white shirt, but he still played casually. Wearing a bow tie, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like you are "sit in the front row and wait for the gossip when Guazi Dim Sum is ready".

Eggsy opened his mouth, and suddenly buried his face in his arms when he thought of something, but his exposed ears turned red.

"Hmm——" Gu Qing took a sip of Darjeeling tea gracefully, and uttered a subtle syllable from the gift of the supernatural elder brother, "It seems that you had a wonderful dream, Judy."

The former street gangster, Eggsy, rather than hear the teasing hint in Gu Qing's tone, might as well say that he himself was guilty first, and now he is blushing and growling at Gu Qing: "I'm not a girl! Wait, Zhu The name Dee is a little familiar, did you tell Merlin that you came to see Judy when we met on the first day?!" In desperation, Eggboy even remembered things so long ago.

"Hmm, just a friendly reminder that Judy is the name of the heroine in Daddy-Long-Legs." Seeing Eggsy's confused face, Gu Qing kindly reminded him, "Judy is an orphan who was sponsored by Daddy-Long-Legs to go to college. , and later fell in love with Daddy-Long-Legs and got married. Merlin and I once used this allusion to describe you and Harry."

"Oh! It's like "My Fair Lady." Eggsy suddenly realized.

Gu Qing paused, and raised the corner of his mouth: "From your point of view, this allusion is more appropriate to describe. Eggsy, you can always surprise people." "My Fair Lady" is adapted from "La Traviata", Tells the story of a lower-class flower girl who is transformed into an elegant lady by a middle-class linguistics professor.From Eggsy's point of view, it is more appropriate, well, it seems that Eggsy still doesn't know that Harry has been silently paying attention to him in the past 17 years, which is really interesting.

"Harry said that too."

"Ok?"

"That's what Harry said when he brought me here from the tailor and he asked me if I'd seen Pretty Woman and Turning Things and Nikita and I said no but I remembered "My Fair Lady", Harry just said the same thing as you, to surprise him or something." Eggsy should really look at his expression now, the smirk occupies his entire face, no, a more suitable description is Huaichun girl ( Male) The rippling when mentioning the sweetheart.

Wearing tortoiseshell optical glasses, Gu Qing couldn't bear to look directly at it. He took off his glasses and put them aside, covering the area where Eggsy was.Then he picked up the English cake, stuffed a mouthful of jelly into his mouth, and then said slowly: "I think the order in which Harry mentioned the three movies is "Ins and Outs", "Nikita" and "Pretty Woman" "?"

Eggsy, who was smirking, was pulled back to reality by Gu Qing's words, and he thought about it carefully: "Yes! How do you know?"

Gu Qing smiled without saying a word.

Eggsy didn't seem to want to get the answer. Gu Qing didn't ask any more questions, but changed back to his troubled face, "Harry wants to tell me so that I don't have to worry about my ordinary background. I am willing to adapt and learn, and I can completely change my destiny. I am now from a street gangster to an ace agent, which I really could not have imagined before."

Gu Qing said coldly: "So, you were automatically bent by Harry?"

Eggsy didn't react for a while: "What?"

Gu Qing patiently said another way: "You like Harry."

Eggsy fully reacted this time, he was fluttering on the sofa in a hurry, his face was so hot that it was about to smoke, "I, I, I" for a long time but didn't say anything.

What's more, what Gu Qing used was not a question, even if it was a question, now seeing Eggsy's reaction, he already got the answer.

Gu Qing not only eats with relish, but also looks at it with gusto, deliberately teasing Eggsy who is about to turn herself into a hard-boiled egg: "So you don't like it——"

Before he finished speaking, Eggsy roared with a sacrifice attitude: "Who said I don't like it anymore? I, of course I like Harry!"

"Like between men and women?"

"Yes! The kind of liking between men and women."

"Oh."

After Eggsy reacted, he was so stupid that he could no longer be dumbfounded. The hand pointing at Gu Qing was shaking like a sieve, and he seemed almost out of breath, "You...I..."

Gu Qing kindly reminded: "Pay attention to etiquette, Eggsy."

Eggsy retracted his arm reflexively, and under Gu Qing's indifferent eyes, he deflated like a balloon that had been punctured, and huddled himself into the sofa, as if he had been kicked by his master Just like the little dog in my life, it was just a short "ahhhhhhhh".

Regarding this, Gu Qing said ruthlessly: "Aren't you going to cry?"

Eggsy: "...I didn't!" He forced himself to cheer up, his eyes fell on Gu Qing who was calm and composed, and suddenly his eyes lit up, "You are very powerful, you can see through other people's thoughts, right?"

"Observation and deduction." Gu Qing corrected.

"No matter what it is, your way of thinking is unbelievable to me anyway, so you—"

"Do you want me to deduce whether Harry has a male-male liking for you?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Eggsy is now like a dog that sees a bone, as if it is about to pounce on it in the next moment.

Gu Qing raised his eyebrows: "Sit down."

Eggsy sat down on the sofa very obediently, looking at Gu Qing with bright eyes.

Gu Qing crossed his legs calmly, "Let's assume, Eggsy, that Harry has a crush on you, you—"

Before Gu Qing finished speaking, he was interrupted by Eggsy cheering "Really?!" Gu Qing: "..." The release of dopamine can make people feel happy, but no scientific research has ever confirmed that it will lead to IQ. Decreased, sharply impaired hearing and decreased comprehension.However, he was not surprised by Eggsy's IQ at first. He had hinted at the "Daddy-Long-Legs" stalk so clearly before, but this egg boy didn't realize it, so he should be entangled now.

Gu Qing put his hands on the armrest of the sofa and said coldly: "It's fake." Instantly, the joyful egg boy was brought back to reality, and now the meat and bones were snatched away, and he grinned.

Gu Qing said happily: "I was pleasantly surprised by your drive, Eggsy. So my suggestion is don't think too much, just confess your love." Instantly became an emotional expert.

"Confession?!" Eggsy raised his voice instantly, and shrank his body under Gu Qing's gaze.

"You do not dare?"

With such a simple provocative method, Tanzai, who has been teased many times, should not be fooled again, but his brain has been invaded by dopamine, and he immediately clenched his fist and said passionately: "Of course I dare! Isn't it just a confession?" ?!"

"Good." Gu Qing was not stingy with his compliments, and after he finished his compliments and Eggsy returned with only a little sanity left, he would be wilted.

"I don't know how to confess my love to Harry?"

"……Um."

Gu Qing thought for a while: "Maybe you should watch "My Fair Lady" again."

Eggsy actually thinks that Gu Qing's idea can be adopted, completely forgetting that this movie is aimed at men and women.

Gu Qing smiled even more innocently: "I'm very glad you said that, Eggsy." Then he added slowly, "I'm not surprised that Harry is so popular." Eggsy, who was a little hesitant, immediately became nervous, picked up his king'sman-pad and poked hard.

Gu Qing didn't bother him. After finishing his tea, he casually picked up the glasses he put aside and left the restaurant leisurely.When he returned to the R&D room, he uploaded the high-definition video he just shot to the computer, and then continued his research.

After 10 minutes, the door of the research and development room was slapped open with a "bang".

Merlin came face to face: "Gareth, what have you done!"

Gu Qing raised his head from a pile of data, blinked blankly: "What happened?"

Merlin squeezed out words from the back molars: "What do you say?"

"It's not fair, you're blaming me and you're asking me what I did wrong, what if I say something different from what you're tacitly saying?"

Merlin scratched his head, wishing he could stuff this bastard Xiongli Max into the garbage chute and throw it away like garbage, "Video! The video you uploaded to the internal forum!"

"You read it too? Oh, Merlin, so you pay so much attention to the internal forum I established." Gu Qing pressed the save button for the research progress while talking, and slid to the computer to open the internal forum.This is really built by him. It is exclusively used by the agents of the Royal Gentlemen distributed all over the world. It can be regarded as the agent version of the forum, social networking site and circle of friends. It works better with the king'sman-pad/phone. Now it is basically Every agent on the Internet has registered an account on it.

"Oh, five people have already sent congratulatory telegrams anonymously."

Merlin: "..." Anonymous, ah, anonymous!Gu Qing did not upload the video to the public area, but posted it in the most advanced area, where only agents like him with a knight code can see it, including Merlin and Arthur, there are twelve people in total .Five people sent congratulatory messages, that is to say, apart from Eggsy and Harry who were involved in the video, and five of the eight ace agents other than the uploader Gu Qing and Merlin, it only took 10 minutes. How free it is!As for anonymity, there is no way that British gentlemen are so boring.

"If you are worried that Harry and Eggsy will see it, I can tell you clearly that this video will automatically screen them." Yes, it is so humane.

Merlin twitched his lips.

"There are insiders breaking the news, oh? I didn't expect that." Gu Qing made a surprised voice, and Merlin couldn't help looking over, just in time to meet Gu Qing's "I caught you" gaze, Merlin: "..." Shit!

Merlin cleared his throat to drive away the embarrassment, he took out his own king'sman-pad, and the insider who saw the news published "I will rush back to the headquarters as soon as possible to watch strongly", followed by anonymous people queuing up to echo, Merlin was full of black lines, and when it was over, he tentatively asked Gu Qing: "Do you think Harry will agree?"

Look at Merlin, a bystander, he didn't even ask Harry if he also likes Eggsy, the love between men and women, he went straight to confess.

Gu Qing blinked: "Are you asking me?"

Merlin glared at him, isn't this nonsense?Just the two of them here.

Gu Qing thought with his hands in a tower shape, "The deductive method is very logical, and the emotion is precisely the least logically judged—"

"so?"

"I can't give you a definite answer. Besides, I have no experience in this field, and I can't learn from it. But you, you can analyze it emotionally." Gu Qing tilted his head and looked at Merlin.

Speaking of which, among the three Sherlock Holmes brothers, Sherlock seems to be the most rational, but in reality, Mycroft is always the most rational. Even though he has many female or male companions, don’t forget that he also has a The title of "Theiceman".

As for Gu Qing, his situation is very different. After so many lives, in order to ensure that he will not be hurt by the things in the previous life after reincarnation, he has to become rational first. Now he also enjoys this creed, it seems It has penetrated into the bone marrow.

Merlin grasped the point: "You said you have no experience? I thought you were on a cruise ship last time—" Merlin later thought that Gu Qing was indeed so abnormal. First of all, he didn't bring the eagle-eye detector. The camera function has not been turned on for a while.This is also why Merlin suspected that he had really dedicated his life to intelligence, but he felt that this was not very reliable. After Gu Qing came back, he didn't ask why.

Gu Qing's pupils shrank slightly, and he turned back to look at the screen as if nothing had happened, "I'm talking about emotional experience, not sexual experience, Merlin, please pick up your comprehension ability?"

Merlin took a closer look at Gu Qing, frustrated that he didn't find any clues from Gu Qing, so he had to turn his attention back to Eggsy and Harry, and made a point: "You have to be clear, Eggsy is going straight to bend. , I can't make an analogy with him."

"Speaking of which, Merlin." Gu Qing said solemnly, "Do you know where the obvious opportunity for Eggsy to turn straight?"

Merlin had a hunch that nothing good would happen, but he couldn't hold back and asked, "Where?"

"In that practical class to test the training results of neurolinguistic programming, yes, it was the time when you replaced the young and cute girl with a refined middle-aged man on a whim."

Merlin sneered: "It was my whim?" Which little bastard suggested it first?

Gu Qing spread his hands to show his innocence: "I'm just suggesting, the final decision is still you."

What he said made sense, and Merlin had no way to refute it. He struggled a bit: "And how do you know?"

Gu Qing said straightforwardly: "Do you remember that we watched the video together? Observation and interpretation. But you don't have to feel guilty. Strictly speaking, you just provided Eggsy with a budding opportunity. I just watched him face Harry. , it’s only a matter of time before you bend. Well, speaking of it, your jokes have come true. Seeing that you used the stalk of “Daddy-Long-Legs” to joke with Harry, you must know that in “Daddy-Long-Legs”, the protagonists finally Together. Merlin, congratulations."

Merlin: "...Why didn't you say "My Fair Lady"!"

Gu Qing plausibly said: "According to the timeline, you mentioned it first."

No matter how it sounds, he is right, Merlin gave up arguing with him, and went to refresh the internal forum. The corners of his eyes twitched and found that a tall building had already been built underneath—the ace agents who had no mission met back to the headquarters to report on their work. Those who have tasks also said that they will complete the tasks as soon as possible.They also guessed what kind of method Eggsy would use to confess, and strongly urged the host to continue to follow up and report.

Mei Lin glanced at Gu Qing, thinking that he would really be so free to do follow-up reports.

Sure enough, Gu Qing tapped on the touch-sensitive keyboard, indicating that the eagle-eye detector had been dispatched, and the rest of the people were giving their thumbs up.

Merlin: "..." Does Arthur know that you are so private?

Arthur still didn't know seriously, after all, this post blocked him, and Merlin turned a blind eye when he figured this out.

The insider--good girlfriend Roxie returned to London from Pakistan the next morning. When she saw Eggsy with dark circles under her eyes, she suppressed a smile and pretended to be surprised: "What's wrong with you? Are you struggling?" Are you writing a mission report?"

"Yeah, you know that's what annoys me the most." Egger's suit looks pretty good. If he didn't know the truth in advance, Roxie would have been deceived by him, but as a good girlfriend, Roxie didn't expose him, " I'm going to report to Merlin first, we'll talk later."

"Okay." Eggsy agreed straight away. In fact, he was very happy that Roxie came back so soon. He and Roxie had the best relationship during training, and Roxie had more ideas than him. His partner helped him make up his mind.

Little did they know that the reason why the little friend came back so soon was to watch the crowd. Not only that, but she had already sat in rows on the internal forum to watch the "following report".

Eggsy didn't know there were more, so when the ace agents with the knight codes returned to the London headquarters one after another in the next day, he really thought they were here to report on their duties, or to meet the new recruit in person. Eggsy and Roxie who came in didn't have the slightest doubt about this.

In fact, even the current Arthur, Harry was fooled, because the party was arranged by Merlin, Harry said at the beginning: "We don't have such a tradition." They did die as agents of the Royal Gentleman At that time, they would raise their glasses to honor the tradition of the sacrificed agents, but at that time, there was no need for the ace agents with knight codes to rush back.

Merlin didn't even blink and said, "Of course I also want to meet you in person, besides, aren't we advocating advancing with the times now?" Harry also said this to his predecessor Arthur.

After Merlin said that, Harry didn't think too much, and discussed the party procedure with Merlin.

——This is also a secret "selling friend".

The other ace agents are also very good at pretending. On the surface, they all look like British gentlemen, three-piece suit + Oxford leather shoes, with outstanding temperament, chatting and laughing at the party, if it is not inadvertent, they will convey "you understand I understand" They really couldn't see the turbulent waves in their hearts.That's right, after all, they are all ace agents with many years of experience, and they can't be more proficient in controlling emotions.

As for Roxie who entered the industry the latest, although she lacks experience in this area, she does a good job of concealing it. Several seniors saw it and nodded secretly in their hearts. This junior has a future.

The instigator who traced back to the source was rewarding his own stomach at this time, and when Merlin found him, he was eating with gusto.Seeing him like that, Merlin suspected for a moment that Gu Qing made such a move just to make him eat enough.This kind of suspicion passed in Merlin's mind for a while. After all, this possibility is not very high. After all the troubles just for a meal or something, he took two steps forward and asked in a low voice: "Are you sure that Eggsy will be here today?" Will you confess to Harry?"

Gu Qing wiped his mouth, glanced at Eggsy through Merlin, withdrew his gaze and said slowly: "Don't worry, I hinted that Roxie told Eggsy to let him know that among the seniors who came this time, there was something along with Harry. The relationship is very good, this time I came here specially for Harry."

Merlin thought about Eggsy's temper, and he understood it. At this time, Gu Qing said slowly: "Why don't you chat with them? Oh, you don't need to say that I understand."

Merlin thought to himself: What do you understand about you?

Gu Qing's eyes circled around the top of Mei Lin's shiny head, and then looked at the thick hair of the other ace agents without exception, and then turned back to look at Mei Lin with pity, the meaning is self-evident up.

Merlin: "..."

Just as Merlin was about to run away, Gu Qing held him down. He gestured to one of the seniors who were chatting and laughing. The other party nodded happily, put down the wine glass in his hand, and walked towards Harry. All Eggsy's eyes widened, looking as if his bones were about to be snatched away.

Merlin asked, "What are you doing?"

Gu Qing smiled innocently: "Double insurance. Friendly reminder, you can prepare for photography."

Merlin gave a fake cough. It’s fine to know this kind of thing, so don’t say it, but the development of the situation is far more explosive than Merlin thought—as the agent of “Torer”, he politely invited Harry to come In a slightly secluded place, there was a private conversation. The two had a great chat, and they got closer and closer without knowing it, as if they were about to kiss.At this moment, a little wolf dog rushed in, pushed away the one who was grabbing food from him, grabbed Harry by the collar, closed his eyes and kissed him! ! !

……

You need to be cautious when kissing, and it is dangerous to close your eyes, but Harry's nosebleed immediately flowed down after being hit...

Gu Qing remained expressionless: "Oops."