The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

Gu Qing looked at Benjamin with his bright blue eyes, and he realized that his friend was emotionally dull, and he hadn't realized that Mr. Bond at all—even though Bond's past emotional history, regardless of Is it the only serious relationship, or countless ambiguous encounters, all of whom are women, but for Bond, who has a slight anti-social tendency, most of the time he cannot be simply defined as heterosexual, Most of these people don't have the normal aptitude that is socially defined - they have a good impression of him.

"stop!"

Gu Qing blinked: "What?"

Benjamin gave Gu Qing who was pretending to be stupid, "Stop scanning me, or anyone else. Don't be stupid, Patrick! Every time you show the expression you are doing now, I can hear your little head. It rotates at high speed and makes a "buzzing" sound. Also, don't act like you are wronged! Okay, okay, what do you want to say?"

Gu Qing's bright blue eyes were wet, making him even more innocent. He smiled brightly at Benjamin's last compromise, and Benjamin lowered his head and rolled his eyes. "It's nothing, I just lamented your low EQ."

Hearing this, Benjamin's eyes widened in disbelief, and he stammered, "You actually said that I have low EQ? You capitalized #语死早# and #攻略死# actually said that I have low EQ?"

"You love me, my friend." Gu Qing said confidently.

"Now you really have the hashtag of #脸脸寒# again, really!" Benjamin snorted coldly, lowered his head and forked a mouthful of lemon sponge cake, trying to think it was his friend's flesh and blood.

Gu Qing laughed, picked up the teacup and made a gesture of toasting, "Toast to friendship."

In the end, Benjamin still kept his face straight and laughed.

"That's right, my friend, to show your pretty little dimples. Well... I think it's a hangover from molesting Mr. Bond. I'm sorry."

"I want to hit you again now." Benjamin said disgustedly, but he also thought of one thing, "Is the Mark Grant that Bond bumped into at Valentine's headquarters earlier actually you?"

"Hmm." At the moment when he saw Bond walking towards him, Gu Qing deduced Bond's purpose, but he was Mark Grant at the time, an ordinary technical geek, so naturally he couldn't hide from Bond. "Attacked".He acquiesced to Benjamin, but added silently: "I originally planned to imitate Bella Cookson." He said and took out his king'sman-pad to show Benjamin, The biomimetic electronic mask that has been perfected can now cover the whole body, which means that it is not a problem for men to change into women.

Benjamin: "..." He said dryly after two seconds of blankness, "I thought you were an agent who went out to work like Bond." Strictly speaking, Benjamin initially thought that Gu Qing went to MI5 for afternoon tea. He would be a member of MI5's Technical Support Department, just as he was a member of MI6's Quartermaster Department.But later Benjamin found out that he was thinking too naively. His friend played out of common sense again. He passed the rigorous training and became a front-line agent, obviously not from MI5.

This made Benjamin wonder for a while that Gu Qing really had something to do with the MI5 officer he said, but it later proved that it was purely his wishful thinking.Uh, how to prove it, believe him, being kidnapped in an abandoned underground parking lot is not a memorable experience...

Just as Gu Qing was about to speak, his phone rang, indicating that he had just received a text message.Gu Qing put down the fork in his hand, wiped his mouth, and picked up the phone.

[I need you, come to Baker Street. ——MH]

Gu Qing bared his teeth, why wasn't he surprised at all?He has a super control freak brother, and the brother owner is constantly watching over the rights of his brothers, and the combination of the two is really crazy sometimes.He looked down at the three tiers of afternoon tea in front of him. The fruit tart on the top looked bright and delicious, while the scones on the second tier showed an attractive honey color.As an amateur photographer, he decisively took a photo and sent a text message to McCoff: [If you need a megaphone, please find a professional one. It is not a good behavior to disturb someone's afternoon tea, McCoff. ——PH]

Gu Qing put down the phone, "I—"

It's a pity that he was interrupted by his dear friend as soon as he opened his mouth. He said mercilessly: "I don't have time to talk to you now. You can eat your pudding, Patrick." Compared with his work, the incongruous friend who is obviously sitting across from him is not so important.

As a considerate and considerate friend, Gu Qing will naturally not lose the chain at this time. He finished his portion of pudding, took out another scone, and carefully spread cranberry sauce and a layer of cream on it, During this period, the mobile phone rang three times without interrupting his project.

It wasn't until he finished eating the scone that he took out his phone again. It was rare for McCoff to send so many text messages at once, unless the incident was relatively urgent.

[For God's sake, don't be so naive, Patrick! ——MH]

[There is an accident. ——MH]

[Come right here. ——MH]

Gu Qing stared at the phone screen for a few seconds, thinking about what the so-called "accident" was in his mind.If it wasn't on Baker Street, Gu Qing would think it was a national event, and McCoff wanted him to run errands. No, it was more likely that McCoff wanted to "care" about his youngest brother. thing.But now when it comes to Baker Street, he can think of more possibilities, and of course more revolve around Sherlock.

After deliberating for ten seconds, Gu Qing decided to be a good brother.He raised his wrist and looked at the time. He had already formed a possible route from his current location to Baker Street in his mind. The traffic lights, prohibition signs and road conditions on each route were also displayed one by one. Finally, he output the result. Replied the text message: [Four 10 minutes. ——PH]

"Ben, I have to go—"

"Well, goodbye." The future quartermaster who was immersed in his work said mercilessly.

Gu Qing said indifferently: "If you can, please send my regards to Mr. Bond, and if you are interested in his nude photos, please contact me, my friend."

"Hmm." Benjamin said perfunctorily. He probably didn't listen to Gu Qing's words. After he deciphered the password and sent the file back to MI6, he was finally willing to look away from his mobile phone and habitually touched it. The teacup took a sip of tea.At this time, Gu Qing's words before leaving finally flashed back in his mind, "Puff cough cough --"

He coughed so badly that his pale face turned red, so be careful with your friends, Ben.

Bad friend Gu got off the taxi on Baker Street. After getting off the taxi, he was used to quickly grasping and updating the surrounding environment. After all, it was a year ago that he came to Baker Street last time. He was entrusted by his mother. Be sure to bring home Sherlock, who has not been home for Christmas for two consecutive years, and it has been since he returned from his last field mission to South America since he met Sherlock.

Gu Qing paused on the street for half a minute before slowly walking towards 221B. When the door was still three meters away, the door was opened, and a couple walked out from the door. They were pleasantly surprised when they saw Gu Qing cheers.

"Oh! My sweet apple pie, come here and let me hug you!" Mommy opened her arms, hugged Gu Qing into her arms without refusal, kissed him on the cheek, and looked at him as if she still hadn't grown up. Like big kids.

"Mommy, please call me Patrick, I'm already 21 years old!" Gu Qing was glad that he came out to meet Benjamin today, and turned off the other kinetic energy of the tortoiseshell glasses that were not glasses.Apple pie or something, it is too much.

"Okay, okay, I get it, baby." Mommy said casually, while Daddy looked on cheerfully, and Mycroft, who tricked him here, used his black umbrella that never left his body as a fulcrum Leaning his body, when he looked over, he showed a hypocritical "I can't help" expression, and then looked past Mommy to the door.

Sure enough, soon Mommy yelled to the door: "Xiali, Pai is here, it's just you, come here!"

"I have work to do! You have to understand that criminals don't have any rest days!" Sherlock's unwilling voice came from inside.

"I—" Gu Qing just opened his mouth, and Mommy took his hand and continued to shout inside: "Xiali, you are a big brother, shouldn't you set a good example for Pai? Tell me yourself , how long has it been since you called home, you have no idea how worried we were about you. Remember? When you were four—”

"For God's sake, those useless memories have been deleted by me, so stop it, Mommy!" Sherlock protested loudly from the inside with his face drooping, apparently replacing him. The original silk pajamas were replaced by the black suit and white shirt that he was wearing now. Of course, there was no tie or bow tie.

His eyes with light-colored irises surveyed his younger brother who was to be an example, and he snorted when his eyes finally returned to Gu Qing's face with a regretful expression because his mother was interrupted. "Mycroft didn't tell Mommy and Daddy that you were on a date, a delicious date." He deliberately elongated the tone, like the aristocratic fake aria they are used to, usually the most used It's McCoff.

Mommy originally wanted to blame Sherlock for not tidying up his collar. After hearing this, she immediately turned to Gu Qing full of relief and surprise. The love in her eyes made Gu Qing's stomach twitch. He didn't have time to stare at Sherlock. Corrected before Mummy said a lot: "Just tea with a friend, Mummy."

"Oh——a friend, how sweet." Mommy's warm hand touched the cheek of her precious little son. It took almost a lot of self-control for Gu Qing not to look back and miss Mommy's hand, while squeezing She smiled and said: "Mum, you know, Ben. And if you and Daddy really want to hold grandchildren, I think you should count on McCoff, he—" Gu Qing ignored McCoff's ability The eyes that made the ministers sweat coldly on a hot day continued, "Now I have a female companion, obviously not the female lawyer who is obsessed with Shakespeare. What a pity, I still admired her intellectually and emotionally. trade-offs."

Mycroft changed his posture, no longer leaning on his black umbrella, but began to play with the handle of the umbrella, and said with a sparse and ordinary gesture: "It's just for socializing, my upbringing does not allow me to do it on some necessary occasions." Excuse me." After finishing speaking, he gracefully took out his pocket watch, "I think we have to hurry, for the daytime show of "Les Miserables", Mommy and Daddy won't be late." The black car came downstairs after them It has already slid over slowly and silently.

Hearing this, the smile on Gu Qing's face became brighter, showing his cute little canine teeth: "My dear brother, you should really remind me that Mommy and Daddy came to London today. My friend recommends the opera "Tosca." Mycroft never told him that Mommy and Daddy are coming to London, and Mommy didn't say that when she called before, obviously because of McCoff's instruction .

"That's a pity, my dear Pi, there is no rehearsal of this opera in London theaters at present, why don't you come to watch it with Mummy and Daddy when it is rehearsed?" Jia Di said, but there was a kind of teeth-itching, triumphant brilliance in his eyes.

Sherlock, who had been drooping all the time, glanced at Gu Qing quickly, and took out his mobile phone from his pocket, "It seems that you have a very pleasant business trip, Patrick." He said with his slender fingers while pressing on the keyboard. moving.

"Pai, when did you go on a business trip? Didn't you mention it when you called back last time?" Mommy asked Kanshang all of a sudden. Neither she nor Daddy knew that Gu Qing was actually an agent of the Royal Gentleman.Gu Qing also made a note of Sherlock in his heart, but on the surface he muttered coquettishly: "Mum, I'm already 21 years old, and I became an adult in the legal sense three years ago."

"You are you." Mommy said without sincerity.

Gu Qing, who was still regarded as an apple pie by her mother, turned her head to look at Sherlock: "Sherlock, speaking of which, I am planning to give you a mobile phone that I am responsible for the research and development of. ,You're welcome."

Sherlock, who was attacked with a long face, showed a big wrinkled smile to his brother: "Patrick, this is how you treat your dear brother who just cares about you, being a jerk, and doing it in front of Mommy." Noodles? I have to say, this is really sad."

"Since I'm just stating a fact without any exaggeration or rhetoric, your protest is invalid, Sherlock, and I thought I was the one of the two of us who would care about each other. Remember? The last time you You haven’t eaten for 36 hours, who brought you back from the brink of starvation? Who the hell is becoming an asshole now?” Gu Qing rejected the evaluation of “asshole”, especially from Sherlock’s mouth out of nowhere.

Sherlock rolled his eyes: "Thank you for injecting the anesthetic into my ass, Patrick! Also, don't tell me that the nutritional supplement you forced into my stomach was tested according to the legal process of?"

"Your accusation also lacks substantive evidence, Sherlock. What's more, you are standing alive and kicking in front of Mommy, which is enough to explain the problem, isn't it?" Gu Qing retorted without giving an inch.

"Don't be stupid, Patrick, do you know how many loopholes there are in your words?" Sherlock sneered, and he suddenly changed the subject, "Tell me, can you forge DNA samples?"

Gu Qing was very comfortable with Sherlock's erratic logic, he ended the above personal attack in a good manner, and showed Sherlock what he is better at: "If you are talking about DNA samples that are submitted to law enforcement agencies for testing, I can do it. Know that law enforcement will run a standard DNA test called a STR (short tandem repeat) analysis—”

Mommy interrupted the discussion of her two sons with a relieved smile, "Okay kids, let's stop discussing at the door, you will have time on the way to the theater, being late is not a virtue."

Daddy echoed with a smile: "Yes, yes."

Gu Qing and Sherlock looked at each other, it seems that the plan of pretending to quarrel to delay time did not work as expected, what a pity.Sherlock immediately said, "I won't take this car, I'll follow behind."

Gu Qing followed up and said, "Sherlock and I are together, we haven't finished our questions yet."

Also sighing in his heart, Mycroft waved the black umbrella in his hand and said, "What's the problem, brothers."

The taxi was slowly approaching, Sherlock took a look and immediately glared at Mycroft. Obviously, this taxi was just a disguised disguise of the agents of the British government. It seems that this time it is very likely It's impossible to hide.Sherlock got into the taxi angrily, and Gu Qing also noticed it. He decided to ask Mommy for photos of McCoff when he was a baby, to pay tribute to his eldest brother.

After getting into the taxi, Sherlock raised his sharp chin towards Gu Qing, signaling him to continue the topic just now.

Neither of them took the previous tit-for-tat to heart, and it's certainly more likely that Sherlock decided it was useless and immediately deleted it.Gu Qing said sincerely: "Do you need me to add some basic knowledge of cell biology to you?" After being glared at by Sherlock, he slowly continued the original words, "Actually, STR analysis is not very accurate. It only compares thirteen sets of loci, but there are countless other possibilities. The current level of technology is enough to create these thirteen pairs of loci. As long as there are top-level experimental equipment and someone's genetic code, of course he You have to be a competent geneticist. It is easier to crack the method, and you can test other gene loci, and I think the blood sample you mentioned is likely to be completely undetectable to other genomes."

Sherlock took out his mobile phone and tapped the keyboard quickly, and said coldly: "You missed a male companion."

Gu Qing gritted his teeth and said: "I know, so I regret it very much now. I really underestimated the extent of McCoff's brazenness." In fact, he already knew about McCoff's so-called "accident" when he stepped into Baker Street, It means that when Mummy and Daddy came, Gu Qing wanted to leave at that time.But obviously the British government, which has clear control over Baker Street and even the whole of London, also expected this, and immediately sent a text message, which forced Gu Qing to give up the idea of ​​escaping.

This is to ask what is good for McCoff, obviously he does not, McCoff also hates "Les Miserables", even more, but one person suffers and three people suffer, the feeling it brings to McCoff is naturally different.That's right, that's how he changed!state!

"Of course, of course you will, you are Mycroft's apple pie." Sherlock looked up and said strangely, "What a touching brotherhood—"

Gu Qing immediately retorted, "It's very touching, at least there is no Internet freedom in my territory. If you lose, you will gain, Sherlock." Mycroft activated Sherlock's third-level monitoring, the highest level of monitoring Level, of course, will include network monitoring.

And the royal gentlemen, that's a non-governmental organization, isn't it?What's more, after this incident in which Valentine bought Arthur, the royal gentlemen will naturally only be more cautious than before.This is not a place where McCoff can step in at will. Compared with this, just running errands for McCoff occasionally, or selling new weapons developed by him to MI5 at a family price is nothing.

Sherlock stared at his dear brother, the other party smiled at him innocently but showed his white teeth, oh, he likes sweets like Mycroft, why didn't his teeth learn from McCoff, the teeth are so rotten To the point where a dentist can commit suicide!He snorted heavily: "Really? Then why are you still sitting in the car obediently, apple pie?"

"Sherlock, you are not Mommy, don't call me that, and I will return the same question to you." The agent who turned into a driver is not worth mentioning at all in the eyes of the two of them. If they really want to, they can have several Method exits the taxi unharmed and undetected.Just considering the consequences of their doing so...then it can't just be fun for a while.

The two looked at each other, bowed their heads and abused the phone without speaking.

At the same time, in a certain corner of the earth, the computer screen was turned on and became the only light source in the room. The man sitting in front of the computer stared at the intimate photo of two young men on the screen, and licked his overly rosy lips, "It seems Someone wants to be PPed by daddy~”