The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

When Gu Qing left, Lestrade checked the time. It has only been less than three hours since he received the alarm call. The efficiency of solving the case is not low, but Lestrade thinks this is better than one consecutive It is tiring to stare at a case for a week or more.

What's more, Gu Qing left in style, but Scotland Yard still has a lot to do. They need to collect more substantive evidence to prove that the murder this time was just the victim's self-directed and self-acted. Of course, Gu Qing's #photo cannot be used Argument#.

Thinking of this, Lestrade couldn't help but took out his mobile phone to open the photo album, chose a photo at random, stared at it for a long time, and finally admitted in frustration that he didn't have X-ray eyes, and he really couldn't tell from a photo. , Such as this photo is actually a photo of a photo, who in the photo has cancer, or who in the photo is cheating.

Lestrade held up the phone to Anderson in a strange way, "Tell me, what do you see in this photo?"

Anderson looked at the picture carefully, and then raised his eyes to look at Lestrade carefully. Lestrade raised his heart, and then he heard Anderson say: "Boss, to be honest, have you photoshopped your photo? Look He looks much more handsome than real."

Lestrade took back the phone expressionlessly, and looked at Anderson with contempt: "I heard that you were broken up and you were hiding in the bathroom crying like a nine-year-old girl?" What is "heard", before Gu Qing When interpreting Anderson was broken up, Lestrade was listening to it, but this also shows the loss of information in the process of transmission. By the way, another idiom is derived, which is #依言传言#.

Anderson: "..." He had a premonition that he was going to be the headline of Scotland Yard again this time!

#Why is it me who gets hurt every time#

When Gu Qing walked out of Kevin Taylor's apartment building, he paused for a moment, rushed to the camera closest to the apartment to freeze, and then walked away. After walking a few steps, a taxi was waiting for him, which is very difficult in taxis. London, who was intercepted, was simply too lucky.

Three minutes after the taxi started, Gu Qing received a text message from Anthea, the secretary: [The serve was beautiful——A]

Gu Qing was not surprised by this at all, he quickly replied to the text message: [Actually, I learned it from McCoff——PH]

Anthea's next text message came quite quickly. Of course, if she hadn't been stuck for two seconds when she received the #大哥教我体育教育# text message from Gu Qing, I believe it would have been even faster. [Sorry for killing your chances of becoming an internet celebrity - A]

When Gu Qing played a tennis ball in Cambridge and played a shooting incident, it was posted on the Internet, and it was also #有图有真实#, but soon the regulators on the Internet came out to clean it up, and soon it was posted on the Internet Disappeared←Mi5's technical support department, you deserve it.

Gu Qing's clear blue eyes brought a smile, and he replied: [Lunch is delicious, please be sure to convey my sincere thanks to your boss, my respected elder brother. ——PH]

[Boss asked me to tell you, as long as you like it. ——A]

[Two words missing, should be 'My Dear Big Brother' dentist. ——PH]

[Boss asked me to tell you that he is looking forward to seeing your sincere thanks. ——A] The well-trained secretary said that the training she received in MI5 was not for nothing, not to mention that she has gone through all kinds of storms, after all, she is claiming to be "a small employee of the British government", In fact, it is about equal to the men of the British government who make a living.

In addition, it is worth noting that even if the boss expresses his displeasure at this text message from the younger brother, others are not allowed to go along with it. For example, Miss Secretary, on the surface, she laments the humor and charm of the youngest Sherlock Holmes. Ruan Meng, although the trough in my heart is going to break through the sky.

The brother-in-law is a terrible creature, especially when the brother-in-law is still the British government.

[How about a soft power weapon? ——PH]

[How to say? ——A]

[There is an algorithm that generates a program by marking the areas of the brain that light up when emotional responses are triggered and when opinions change, and the program will know which stories make the user respond and provide more News, so as to make users' views more fluid.In layman's terms, it is a kind of brainwashing art that follows the trend of the times. The official term is naturally a soft power weapon. ——PH]

This time, Miss Secretary's text message reply speed slowed down significantly, and she didn't reply until Gu Qing sent the next text message again. [I have a big goal, I want to brainwash people all over the world into thinking they're a goldfish XD Have a nice last afternoon dear big brother. ——PH]

Anthea was very tired, because she was really not sure whether the youngest Mr. Holmes was really putting forward an idea of ​​great political value—never put words like "impossible" and "impossible" On Sherlock Holmes—the last is just to tease (forgive Miss Secretary, I can’t find a more suitable word) to tease my boss.

To be honest, Anthea only learned that her boss had a PH in addition to SH in the second half of last year. At that time, Anthea was already ready to meet a difficult and intelligent Sherlock Holmes But after meeting the youngest Mr. Holmes for the first time, Anthea felt that she had met a cute and normal little angel.He is polite, almost non-aggressive, with a sweet smile, and his fighting power seems to be as high as a cat scratching.

The preconceived impression is so deep that Anthea will be hit twice when the image is disillusioned later.Cat scratches, yes, the Cornish Rex is a cat, but among the felines, there are lions, tigers and other top carnivores with extraordinary fighting power.

Ms. Secretary told others with the lessons of blood and tears, although few people know the relationship between them, #沉维斯都都都不很气的人#, #从爱生活，远养圣比斯儿#.

Having said that, when did the monkeys in the technical support department of MI5 become so poor that they fell silent just because of a text message?Anthea looked up, and the youngest brother sent another text message: [PS, the "XD" in the last text message is a simple Internet term, which means a hearty laugh, with a picture attached, xd.jpg— —PH]

The very vivid xd.jpg of "mouth wide open, eyes forked" was projected onto the big screen of MI5 without distortion, reflecting the face of the boss with a Mycroft Holmes-like smile , Let the world be eclipsed.

Soon, MI5 raised the level one alert.

……

Benjamin came to Gu Qing's apartment after the afternoon class. He went to the clean kitchen to make two cups of Earl Gray tea, and handed a cup to Gu Qing, "So you didn't go to class all afternoon?"

"I have to make sure if I have PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder), you know, after all, I witnessed Professor Nelson's body and the gray matter splashed out." Gu Qing held the warm porcelain cup in both hands, and the whole body I'm going to shrink into the sofa.

Benjamin sat down with a mug in his hand and asked, "What's your conclusion?" PTSD from a dead body?Therefore, Benjamin, who was a little confused by the heat of Earl Gray tea, came to a conclusion: this is a bad joke.Sure enough, he saw his friend wink at him.

Benjamin laughed. He picked up the mug and took a small sip of tea. He looked more like a little milk cat licking the milk in the saucer. He pushed his glasses with one hand and said, "That's from Professor Nelson. Computer? Wasn’t it confiscated as evidence?”

Benjamin, as one of the members who "found Professor Nelson's wallet in the pocket of the shooter, went to the office to look for Professor Nelson when he was worried", naturally went to find Professor Nelson, and also contacted Professor Nelson for the same reason The computer in the office accidentally found Professor Nelson's medical certificate... It's not surprising to recognize Professor Nelson's computer now.

"I will return it." Gu Qing's words were considered tacit consent. He brought the evidence back privately, and after taking a sip of tea, he said contentedly: "Ben, the Earl Gray tea you made is the best I have ever tasted. , is it because practice makes perfect? ​​Have you ever counted how many liters of tea you drink a day? Need me to make you a statistics applet? Eat healthy, Ben."

"Uh-huh." Benjamin let out a soft snort from his nose, it sounded like he was only annoyingly cute ← when he was not equipped with a computer, his fighting power was only cat scratching. "Patrick, I've noticed that you've been talking a lot lately."

"Ah, you found out, because I directly send brain waves to the sound simulator to receive and make a sound, the shortened process leads to unknowingly more words." Gu Qing said these two sentences in order to prove what he said was true. He didn't open his mouth and then lip-sync.

Benjamin's emerald eyes lit up in an instant, and he stared at Gu Qing. Gu Qing raised his eyebrows: "Are you waiting for me to link your brainwaves, my friend? Don't be stupid, it's just ventriloquist, you Want to talk to my stomach?"

Benjamin's snort from his nose this time was not a cute snort, he decided to drink up all the tea in Gu Qing's tea pot!Benjamin, who had made up his mind, was about to speak, when Gu Qing's cell phone on the table rang, and he immediately swallowed his words and lowered his head to drink tea. Flattened the fried hair.

Soon Gu Qing finished the call and nestled himself back on the sofa, "Interesting."

Benjamin asked vaguely, "What's the matter?"

"It's unfortunate that Mrs. Nelson has been involved in a case of cultural relics smuggling."Gu Qing pretended to express his sympathy, so he stopped mentioning this matter, and said to Benjamin with a smile, "Do you want dessert?"

"But it's supper time now, Patrick."

"I'm still growing, so I need to supplement the nutrients my body needs." Gu Qing opened the refrigerator, and all kinds of snacks occupied most of the space in his refrigerator. Of course, there would be no such things as The cleanliness of medical supplies such as eyeballs and fingers saved the refrigerator again. "Lemon sponge pudding, Ben." Gu Qing raised his voice to the living room.

Benjamin struggled for a few seconds: "Okay."

"One for you, one for me, and paired with Earl Gray black tea, it's perfect." Gu Qing said with a jumpy tone. The place was found and transferred to the camera in the kitchen to shoot in all directions. Of course, the camera is also frozen in the refrigerator.

Mycroft's tentacles had already reached in when Sherlock was studying at Cambridge University. When Sherlock graduated and Gu Qing came in to study again, it was obvious that McCoff was already familiar with it.

It's just that after Christmas, the devil's minions have invaded in all directions. After Gu Qing found a bunch of various cameras in his apartment with great interest, instead of throwing them out, he made the best use of them. up.One part was installed in the kitchen, and as for the other part, he conducted a performance test on them, and sent back his test report, spurring MI5's technical support department to make persistent efforts.

Thinking about it this way, Gu Qing felt that he must be a good brother of the nation. As for the dentist who died in battle, it had nothing to do with him.

While Gu Qing and his little friend Benjamin, who is really soft and cute, were eating snacks and drinking tea, the dentists of the British government met on the rooftop; Received a message, and after opening it, the big eyes shone with amazing light, and with a smile on the corner of the mouth, he murmured: "Smuggling of cultural relics? What a dramatic development, I like it."

……

The shooting case of a professor at Cambridge University was officially closed soon. Under the intentional or unintentional downplay by all parties, no more waves were caused, and the campus quickly returned to tranquility and peace.

Gu Qing, whose possibility of becoming an Internet celebrity has been stifled, his campus life is gradually returning to the peace he managed at the beginning, except that he moved part of his hobbies to London, heck he started to raise him in the apartment The ant squad is up.

In addition, daily interactions have also taken on a new look.

"Patrick, good evening, I have reserved your place for you."

"Good evening, Jim, thank you." Gu Qing smiled brightly at Jim, a smile that could melt the caramel. Jim was a little dazed and took a while to react: "It's okay. Well, your boyfriend Didn't I come with you this time?"

"Boy friend?"

"The boy who often comes to the library with you also has curly hair. You look very close. You have only been to the library with him, so I guess he is your boyfriend. Isn't it?" At the end, Jim's dim eyes lit up, and he looked at Gu Qing with expectant and uneasy eyes. After noticing Gu Qing's pursed lips, he realized that he might have gone too far, and bit his lip. Hastily said: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't ask you these things, I'm just... sorry."

Gu Qing's gray-green blue eyes clearly reflected Jim's embarrassment. He blinked, as if he had finished thinking, and finally responded: "Do you like Ben?"

Jim: "..."

Gu Qing added with a pure and harmless smile: "Solemnly declare that I am not his boyfriend. He is currently single."

Jim: "..." This is totally different from the direction of the script he expected!one!Sample!Looking at Gu Qingyou's leisurely back, Jim lowered his head, thinking: Maybe it's time for a new script.

Jim would never admit that he felt powerless at that moment, absolutely not!

The other protagonist of the accident, Benjamin, came over half an hour later with his computer bag on his back. When he first came in, he noticed a hot gaze, but he looked around and did not see the owner of the sight. He didn't think that he was too sensitive, so he felt strange and walked directly to his and Gu Qing's usual stronghold.

As soon as he sat down, Benjamin heard his friend say, "Congratulations."

Benjamin felt that he shouldn't be surprised, but he couldn't help it, but after half a year of getting along with him, he had made great progress. He didn't ask Gu Qing how he knew, and he chose to tell the truth: "Today is the final interview. , I'm still waiting for the results."

"Ben, my dearest friend, although you are a goldfish, believe me you are one of the best, as long as your interviewers still have the most basic ability to judge good and bad, they will not choose to reject you .” Gu Qing’s face carried the innate arrogance of Sherlock Holmes, and what he said was very Holmes.

Benjamin rolled his eyes and muttered to Gu Qing: "Believe me, no normal person would like your compliment, if it is really a compliment."

Gu Qing restrained his demeanor of being a student of McCoff, and turned back into a soft and cute little angel in seconds, saying: "Trust me, it's a real compliment. And, if you really decide to accept that job, I will miss it." Yours. The Lord be with you, Ben."

Benjamin: "...Are you committed to becoming the legendary #语死早#?"

"Sorry, my mother tongue is taught by a math tutor." Gu Qing said insincerely.Mrs. Holmes was a well-known mathematician in her early years, but later she gave up mathematics research for the sake of her family, but Mommy never regretted it, and she was proud of her family.Of course, Daddy's praise for decades has also played a big role, although sometimes it is really too sticky, but who makes Mommy very happy.In this life, it can be said that Gu Qing has a healthy family in the normal sense for the first time after being crushed many times - this is very doubtful - gratifying.

"Speaking of which, I have a serious question for you, Ben." Gu Qing's expression and tone became serious, causing Benjamin to be infected so that he was almost sitting in danger. In fact, he was very worried that Gu Qing would ask him what Work-related matters, to a large extent, are very confidential, destined not to be disclosed to the outside world, and if he lies, he is not sure whether he can fool Gu Qing.

In this dignified atmosphere, Benjamin heard Gu Qing's question: "Some people think that we have a relationship that exceeds that of a bromance, what do you think?"

Benjamin: "..." When he regained his composure, his beautiful green eyes covered by black-rimmed glasses gave Gu Qing a hard look, he pursed his mouth and did not speak but buried his head in his laptop.

Gu Qing opened up his own laptop to let Benjamin in, and then they were good friends with a distance of less than [-] centimeters. Instead of talking directly, they used codes to talk on the computer.

[What makes you think we are good friends? ——B]

[Wikipedia's definition of "bromance" told me, you won't tell me you don't define it that way, my dear friend, you must know that you are the only friend I have in real life. ——PH]

[Okay, I have to make a special statement that I only love your codes, Earl Grey from your kitchen, and your lemon sponge pudding.Wait, you mean do you have unreal friends? ——B]

[If you must know, I can tell you, it's all specially prepared for you, Ben.And yeah, all I can tell you is, he's a very shy guy. ——PH]

[I gotta say, I was moved for a second. ——B]

[So, are you going to tell me about your first and so far only one-time experience at 16? ——PH]

[WTH! ——B]

[Civilized language, Ben.And just wanted to let you know that it's the information age and your sex object is obviously an average goldfish who loves social media, and I've hacked him for you, you're welcome. ——PH]

[I won't say thank you, 17-year-old virgin! ——B]

[Did you know that a pig's orgasm can last three to 10 minutes? ——PH]

[I just want to tell you that I have a lot of theoretical experience. ——PH]

Benjamin: "..." After #语死早#, is there another #攻略死#?And Benjamin just wanted to know what knowledge did Gu Qing learn before going to Cambridge?

[Don't you tell me that you have personally observed the mating of pigs? ——B]

[For God's sake, how could I have such a question! ——B] Apparently the last sentence is that "PH" used the name of "B".

Benjamin waited for a few seconds without waiting for Gu Qing's reply. He couldn't help turning his head to look at Gu Qing himself, and found that his expression was subtle. Then he thought about his question just now, and thought positively: [You didn't really observe it in person, did you? ——B]

[you guess? XD - PH]

Before Benjamin was molested and scratched by the cat, Gu Qing sacrificed his magic weapon - a string of codes. This is also the original purpose of their gathering in the library today. What about the somewhat lengthy and pointless (Benjamin) "foreplay" between good friends?

It's all Jim's fault.