The big winner in life [Comprehensive]
Chapter 45
As we all know, Eric Xavier, who has just become the youngest actor in the history of Oscars, is recognized as a peerless good man in Hollywood and also the most unique star.
First of all, he has a high degree of education that is unique among people in the industry; thirdly, he has a different kind of "side job". Many Hollywood stars have side jobs, such as being a screenwriter, changing careers to being a director is not new, but like him, he usually does not make movies. When he was young, he was doing scientific research, and he was probably the only one who counted.
——Do everything to the extreme.Just talking about an actor, speaking of it, in the seven years since he made his first film in 6000 to 4000, he has only made six films, which is not considered high-yielding, especially since there are still a few years in between. filming.But looking at these six movies, each box office has exceeded [-] million. "Level One Fear" has a total box office of [-] million, "LA Confidential" has a box office of over [-] million US dollars, and "Gatta Shot" is the first film in the film history to have a box office of over [-] billion; "Saving Private Ryan" has a box office of nearly [-] million US dollars; "The Matrix" took in [-] million US dollars worldwide; and the film "A Beautiful Mind" that won him the title of best actor, as of now, the global box office has exceeded [-] million US dollars, and it also won the Oscar for best picture Award... It can be said that he is the fastest actor in Hollywood to enter the A-list in recent years.
As an actor, he is very good, no one will deny this, but as a star, if there is a magazine that holds the most unqualified (in terms of exposure alone), he will definitely be on the list.
The point is, as a star, he is too low-key!Since his debut, he has never participated in a variety show, never accepted an endorsement, and never filmed a commercial... Except for the necessary premiere and award ceremony, he rarely appeared in front of people, but everyone knew he was doing it Research is benefiting mankind, who would be willing to criticize that face?
They just blame the reporter for being useless.
The reporters collectively cried and fainted in the toilet.
Rare things are more expensive, which also understands how precious the only "scandal" they ever photographed during this period is that they almost want to apply for the Pulitzer Prize for Journalism.
That happened in August [-].
Let's restore the whole process of the scandal:
At that time, Gu Qing had just finished filming "The Matrix". This film took about five months in total including training. It was the longest film Gu Qing had ever filmed.
After the film was finished, Gu Qing was about to enter the state of ecstasy again. Before that, the life player Leonardo DiCaprio tried his best to invite him to his house for a party. Gu Qing was not very interested in this, but Leonardo Do DiCaprio really persevered.
Under such circumstances, Gu Qing raised his eyebrows and said softly: "Leo, my friend, your enthusiasm really moves me."
Leonardo DiCaprio excitedly said: "So you said yes?"
"No." Gu Qing denied it bluntly, and then said, "It reminds me of one thing, remember our bet? Of course, it has happened for more than eight months. If you want keyword reminder If so, I can offer it to you, on the day of the premiere of Titanic."
Leonardo DiCaprio groaned in pain.
"It seems that you have remembered, my friend. Do I need to tell you the current global box office of "Titanic"?" Gu Qing made a bet with Leonardo DiCaprio at that time, if "Titanic" If the global box office of No. [-] exceeds one billion U.S. dollars, then Leonardo DiCaprio has to promise Gu Qing one thing, and vice versa.
And what is the "one thing" at stake?Dress up as a woman and go out for a walk.
What's more worth mentioning is that it was Leonardo DiCaprio who took the initiative to propose this matter.I guess he was quite nervous at the time. After all, most people were not very optimistic about the box office of "Titanic", and he was the leading actor. If the box office fails, he will be greatly affected, so I want to relax myself. Suddenly, I thought of such a bad idea that wasn't bad.
As for Gu Qing, of course he...had considered it before agreeing.
Later, Leonardo DiCaprio also forgot about this incident, as Gu Qing said, eight months have passed since this incident.
"No need." Leonardo DiCaprio said weakly, "I told you in advance that I will definitely not wear very sexy skirts!" He recalled the dresses of those girls at the party Dressing up, he wanted to fight for the ground with his head. After all, he admired the girls wearing them, but he had to put them on by himself... More tragic things were yet to come, because he heard his dear friend say: "Well, it's also That is to say, you can accept wearing it." He paused, "I thought you would say that you refused to wear a skirt that is relatively less revealing."
Leonardo DiCaprio: "...wait a minute, can you, man?!"
Gu Qing said slowly: "Imagine, my friend, if you win, what kind of women's clothing do you want me to wear?"
Leonardo DiCaprio said without thinking: "Bikini!"
Gu Qing: "...I now know your straightforward definition of women's clothing, and I must say it's very helpful."
Leonardo DiCaprio: "..." He has a bad feeling!He arrived at Gu Qing’s house with an indescribable mood, and when he saw the women’s clothing that had been prepared for him—a normal denim shirt with dark blue jeans, he should feel delighted, but it was different from what he expected. To be honest, the gap in his heart was so big that he didn't react immediately.
Gu Qing turned to look at his friend, and said in a subtle tone: "You are disappointed that you didn't see the skirt and high heels?"
Leonardo DiCaprio almost blurted out "How did you know?", but his reaction speed was not too slow, and he didn't fall into the pit that Gu Qing dug unknowingly, "I knew you Still a very kind brother!"
Gu Qing smiled without saying a word.
The bad premonition in Leonardo DiCaprio's heart has not disappeared. After arriving in the dressing room, his premonition came true!Because the handsome butler should not be a butler but should be a star and asked him politely: "Mr. DiCaprio, what cup do you want your body to be after reshaping?"
Leonardo DiCaprio:"?"
Then David showed him the cross-dressing equipment in Hollywood spy movies, such as fake face models-human skin masks, which looked very realistic.Leonardo DiCaprio whistled and asked tactfully, "Can I wear this?"
Gu Qing leaned against the door frame with his arms folded, "I thought you knew the real pleasure of making this bet, Leo."
Leonardo DiCaprio had nothing to say, and then...he chose a B cup according to his own preference, and expressed his amazement at the "breast patch" produced, and looked at Gu Qing maliciously. With a glance, Gu Qing smiled: "You can keep it as a souvenir afterwards, if you really like it."
Leonardo DiCaprio muttered in a low voice: "If I can really touch it, why leave it as a fake?" Thinking of this, he spared no effort to encourage Gu Qing to go to the party, "I'll go to the party I have participated in your lectures, and I have to learn to enjoy it properly, otherwise life would be so boring!"
Gu Qing didn't say a word, just watched him speak energetically, but after a while he was pushed onto the console.
David nodded to his husband, reassuring Gu Qing that he will make a perfect transformation of Mr. DiCaprio, in order to thank him for spare no effort to drag his husband to enjoy life!
Leonardo DiCaprio felt a chill inexplicably, but the current situation did not allow him to back down.To be honest, he also imagined what it would be like for him to dress up as a woman on the way here, and he didn't think it would be too disobedient. Didn't many people say that he was beautiful.But he never thought that when he really dressed up, he would look like this.
David had already notified Gu Qing to come over. When Gu Qing came in, Leonardo DiCaprio was staring at "her" in the mirror in astonishment. She had long golden hair and beautiful eyes. The skin is smooth as white as milk.His original figure was a little thinner than that of an average man, but for a tall woman, after the modification of clothes, it was just right.In short, this is a typical blonde.
Gu Qing showed a thoughtful expression.
Leonardo DiCaprio said a little excitedly: "I know, it's incredible, right? Hey, man, seriously, your housekeeper is really amazing, I can't even recognize it's me!" This point is very important, since they still have to go out for a turn in their bets. If they are recognized by others, what is worse is that they are recognized after being photographed by reporters, and his reputation will be ruined for the rest of his life.
Gu Qing nodded: "I know, in fact, you can look down."
Leonardo DiCaprio had no doubts about him, he looked down at the snow-white body wrapped in a large denim shirt, and there was cleavage, "...I hate you!" Why remind him of this sadness fact?
Gu Qing asked disapprovingly: "What kind of voice do you like?"
Leonardo DiCaprio:"?"
Gu Qing smiled and said, "I mean the voice changer."
Leonardo DiCaprio goes "Whoa!" and soon gets lost in fiddling with the voice changer. He tries it on, and it's a classy lady's voice, except—"Hey, Brother, don't you tell me that your real identity is actually a CIA agent?" The words you said were too bold and unrestrained, which felt very disobedient.
Then, Gu Qing asked Leonardo DiCaprio to pay attention on the grounds of #actor’s professional quality#, “By the way, what do you think of the name Jackie?” It’s a very neutral name.
Leonardo DiCaprio said weakly: "I will never bet with you again, absolutely!"
"Really?" Gu Qing said lightly, "Don't you want to win?"
damn it!Of course he wants to!Leonardo DiCaprio buried this wish in his heart, and as soon as he gritted his teeth, he said, "Let's go!"
... Really, what did they say? They were just going to a restaurant with good secrecy to have a meal, but they didn't expect to be discovered by the paparazzi in the gap between the parking lot and the restaurant.It was purely accidental. This lucky reporter got the news that there was a male TV star who had become popular in the past year and was dating, and he had been staying nearby.
While scanning around with the camera, suddenly a pair of tall men and women entered the country. They were dressed casually, but they had a good temperament. Looking at their faces, although they were all blocked by sunglasses, they could be seen from the outside. It's a pity not to be a star when she comes out with great looks.
This idea flashed through the reporter's mind, and he was suddenly shocked.To be a paparazzi in Hollywood, the necessary skills must be: to see the essence clearly through sunglasses (or add masks, baseball caps, scarves, etc.), especially the famous and popular stars.Isn't that Eric Xavier?
The reporter seemed to see the year-end bonus beckoning to him, Eric Xavier's first time!No, it's a romance exposure!How many girls or housewives in the United States will be heartbroken as soon as it is published in the newspaper tomorrow, just wondering if Leonardo DiCaprio will be sad that he has moved on?
Forgive the lucky reporter, he's a little confused.But Mr. Reporter, there are pictures and truth!
At the critical moment, the reporter fully demonstrated his professionalism as an excellent paparazzi, and he did not forget to press the shutter even when his mind was a little confused.He looked down at the photo taken, the tall lady didn't know whether it was a coincidence or something, it was basically blocked, and only the chin or the neck could be photographed.
The reporter muttered, "It's strange."
In fact, Gu Qingyi was quite self-satisfied, but Jackie, who was walking beside him, was far less at ease than he seemed.The eyes hidden under the sunglasses were looking everywhere, and the heart was pounding.
Gu Qing helped the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, Jackie forced him to wear them, he smiled lowly and said, "Is there a different kind of pleasure?"
Jackie has black lines all over his head: "I don't have this hobby!" He will never forget this experience.
"Really?" Gu Qing teased him deliberately.
Jackie gritted his teeth and said, "It must be! And I shouldn't have brought you with me. They can't recognize me, but they can definitely recognize you." At that time, he wanted to be accompanied, and if It is they who go to the restaurant to eat, and the only way they can do it is from the parking lot to the restaurant.But he neglected his kindness!friend! ←The emphasis here is necessary to express his friendliness to Gu Qing—he is also a high-profile celebrity.Walking with him will greatly increase the chances of being noticed, so wouldn't he be more likely to become a friend's "gossip girlfriend"? !Once in a while at the Golden Globes is enough, really.
Gu Qing thought for a while and said, "Dear Jackie, haven't you ever imagined what it would be like if you were walking alone on the street? Let me describe it to you very intimately: a young blonde girl sneaking around on a peaceful street What is the reason? Is she being wanted by the police? Is she being pursued by her boyfriend who was cheated on? Or is she on the way to have an affair? The rate of return should not be low."
Jackie: "...the third-rate screenwriters in Hollywood can write better plots than this, and I'm not so unnatural." He himself felt a little guilty when he said it.
Gu Qing said very considerately: "For me, it's the fun, so I don't mind, my friend."
Jackie suddenly felt that he should wear high heels, so that he could use the heels of the high heels as a weapon and step on them hard!friend!On his feet, stepping on him can't take care of himself.He doesn't want to talk to him anymore!friend!Yes, he showed his professionalism as an actor and tried to make himself more natural, but the sky failed his wish, and he spotted a paparazzi with sharp eyes.
Jackie: "!!!"
Before Jackie could react from the shock, he saw that the paparazzi didn't move forward to take a clear picture, but ran away like a jerk.When Jackie saw Gu Qing's agent who was suspected of being a gangster who could be seen at a glance wherever he went and was very intimidating, he immediately understood, and the eyes that looked at Gu Qing were mixed with emotion and hatred—— Since the guy knows to call his agent over to guard against the paparazzi, he should have told him earlier, because he has been worried for so long.
It's just that Leonardo DiCaprio, who had transformed from Jackie back to his original body the next day, "poofed" all the coffee in his mouth to the floor when he saw the headlines on the entertainment page.
The headline is impressively: "Hollywood superstar Eric Xavier has a sweet lunch with his girlfriend" Leonardo DiCaprio's mood is almost broken at this moment, but when he sees the attached report In the picture, he's good!friend!The whole face was taken, and he, well, Jackie was only photographed on the chin.To be honest, even though he knew that he would not be recognized, Leonardo DiCaprio was really relieved to see this.
But this could not heal his severely frightened soul. He thought about it and immediately called Gu Qing, using this as an excuse to ask Gu Qing to give him a set of cross-dressing equipment. phone.
The erratic Leonardo DiCaprio turned on his computer to see how people online were reacting to the incident.Sure enough, although it has only been released for less than two hours, because the person involved in the news is Eric Xavier, there are already many comments on the Internet.
Leonardo DiCaprio browsed those comments with the mentality of "caring about his friend's gossip". Ke's first scandal" and other comments, there are always some unique ones.
Like, "What about Jack?"
Leonardo DiCaprio was slow to realize that Jack was referring to him, he twitched the corner of his mouth, and said something that he probably didn't react well: "Isn't there Jackie?"
Another example, "Eric is 6'1 (186cm) tall, this lady is three inches shorter than him at 5'10 (178cm), and I am only 4'10 (147cm) now, I feel tired! Oh, I Forgot to mention, I'm 13 now, so I still hope, right?"
Leonardo DiCaprio's first reaction was not that Gu Qing's fans were as humorous as him, but: "What 5'10? It's 6 feet (183cm), okay?" He looked at the photo again, and it must be The shooting angle is wrong, it must be!
——I believe that in another ten years, when Leonardo DiCaprio looks at this photo again to recall this incident, he will definitely have other and different ideas.
As a matter of fact, the general public is still very rational when it comes to this "scandal", probably because they think that Gu Qing is 26 years old, and it is normal to fall in love, right?After all, some caring fans are worried that he will marry the research work or something.Of course, it's also possible that this is just speculation, and the person involved didn't admit it, right?
Compared with the views of the outside world, the views of insiders are different.
Because he knew the truth, and Jackie was created by himself, David reacted the most normally. Of course, Eva split the data stream to hang out on the Internet, and deleted the radical comments by the way, so he pretended not to know.
Cyclops called and faltered for a long time, Gu Qing broke it for him: "If you want to talk about your relationship with Logan, I'd be happy to hear it." Logan, nicknamed Wolverine, only two years ago Joined the X-Men, and had some unspeakable chemistry with Cyclops.
Cyclops was very surprised: "You know?"
Gu Qing gave the answer: "You must know that you are in X Academy." The students of X Academy have different superpowers, but even if they don't have superpowers, just like Cyclops who can't hide things, observation skills are enough.
Cyclops: "...bye!" For his own good, he hung up the phone decisively.
Other relatives and friends also sent 'care', and the weirdest Magneto called in the middle of the night.
Gu Qing asked politely: "Mr. Lanshere?"
Magneto was silent for a long while before he spoke: "Charles contacted me today." Although he was talking about Gu Qing, it is very rare for Professor X to contact him on his own initiative.
Gu Qing: "Oh."
Magneto gritted his teeth. The memory of the two months he stayed in X Academy last year was too deep. Even if Gu Qing did nothing wrong, Magneto felt inexplicably annoyed.Not to mention, Gu Qing really deserved a beating in his opinion, not only occupied most of Professor X's attention, but also had a butler who looked exactly like him when he was young.Whenever he saw the butler named David "bowing his knees" to Gu Qing, Magneto's heart began to ache.
Nowadays, even if people are not in front of them, the effect achieved is similar.Magneto asked condescendingly, "Is the other party a mutant?"
Gu Qing blinked and blinked, and said slowly: "You know, right? Although I have inherited your and Professor X's genes to a certain extent, you are not really my mother. So, This kind of "mother-in-law tone" should be avoided. Of course, if you like the identity meaning it represents, I have nothing to say." What identity meaning, of course, is the identity symbolic meaning that matches Professor X.
Magneto gritted his teeth: "... Eric Xavier, I must kill you!"
Gu Qing said silently: "Kill the crystallization of Eric Lanshere and Charles Xavier?"
Magneto: "..."
Gu Qing put away the usual attitude of playing with Magneto, and put on a very serious expression: "Then, would you like to talk to me about what Charles took the initiative to contact you and what did you say? I think I can help You analyze, and I, like Charles, have a Ph.D. in psychology."
Magneto kept silent, but even if he didn't, Gu Qing knew what was on his mind.Thinking of this, Gu Qing sighed in his heart, as a good son who matched daddy and mummy, he was also very hardworking.
Outside the window, the stars are just right.
First of all, he has a high degree of education that is unique among people in the industry; thirdly, he has a different kind of "side job". Many Hollywood stars have side jobs, such as being a screenwriter, changing careers to being a director is not new, but like him, he usually does not make movies. When he was young, he was doing scientific research, and he was probably the only one who counted.
——Do everything to the extreme.Just talking about an actor, speaking of it, in the seven years since he made his first film in 6000 to 4000, he has only made six films, which is not considered high-yielding, especially since there are still a few years in between. filming.But looking at these six movies, each box office has exceeded [-] million. "Level One Fear" has a total box office of [-] million, "LA Confidential" has a box office of over [-] million US dollars, and "Gatta Shot" is the first film in the film history to have a box office of over [-] billion; "Saving Private Ryan" has a box office of nearly [-] million US dollars; "The Matrix" took in [-] million US dollars worldwide; and the film "A Beautiful Mind" that won him the title of best actor, as of now, the global box office has exceeded [-] million US dollars, and it also won the Oscar for best picture Award... It can be said that he is the fastest actor in Hollywood to enter the A-list in recent years.
As an actor, he is very good, no one will deny this, but as a star, if there is a magazine that holds the most unqualified (in terms of exposure alone), he will definitely be on the list.
The point is, as a star, he is too low-key!Since his debut, he has never participated in a variety show, never accepted an endorsement, and never filmed a commercial... Except for the necessary premiere and award ceremony, he rarely appeared in front of people, but everyone knew he was doing it Research is benefiting mankind, who would be willing to criticize that face?
They just blame the reporter for being useless.
The reporters collectively cried and fainted in the toilet.
Rare things are more expensive, which also understands how precious the only "scandal" they ever photographed during this period is that they almost want to apply for the Pulitzer Prize for Journalism.
That happened in August [-].
Let's restore the whole process of the scandal:
At that time, Gu Qing had just finished filming "The Matrix". This film took about five months in total including training. It was the longest film Gu Qing had ever filmed.
After the film was finished, Gu Qing was about to enter the state of ecstasy again. Before that, the life player Leonardo DiCaprio tried his best to invite him to his house for a party. Gu Qing was not very interested in this, but Leonardo Do DiCaprio really persevered.
Under such circumstances, Gu Qing raised his eyebrows and said softly: "Leo, my friend, your enthusiasm really moves me."
Leonardo DiCaprio excitedly said: "So you said yes?"
"No." Gu Qing denied it bluntly, and then said, "It reminds me of one thing, remember our bet? Of course, it has happened for more than eight months. If you want keyword reminder If so, I can offer it to you, on the day of the premiere of Titanic."
Leonardo DiCaprio groaned in pain.
"It seems that you have remembered, my friend. Do I need to tell you the current global box office of "Titanic"?" Gu Qing made a bet with Leonardo DiCaprio at that time, if "Titanic" If the global box office of No. [-] exceeds one billion U.S. dollars, then Leonardo DiCaprio has to promise Gu Qing one thing, and vice versa.
And what is the "one thing" at stake?Dress up as a woman and go out for a walk.
What's more worth mentioning is that it was Leonardo DiCaprio who took the initiative to propose this matter.I guess he was quite nervous at the time. After all, most people were not very optimistic about the box office of "Titanic", and he was the leading actor. If the box office fails, he will be greatly affected, so I want to relax myself. Suddenly, I thought of such a bad idea that wasn't bad.
As for Gu Qing, of course he...had considered it before agreeing.
Later, Leonardo DiCaprio also forgot about this incident, as Gu Qing said, eight months have passed since this incident.
"No need." Leonardo DiCaprio said weakly, "I told you in advance that I will definitely not wear very sexy skirts!" He recalled the dresses of those girls at the party Dressing up, he wanted to fight for the ground with his head. After all, he admired the girls wearing them, but he had to put them on by himself... More tragic things were yet to come, because he heard his dear friend say: "Well, it's also That is to say, you can accept wearing it." He paused, "I thought you would say that you refused to wear a skirt that is relatively less revealing."
Leonardo DiCaprio: "...wait a minute, can you, man?!"
Gu Qing said slowly: "Imagine, my friend, if you win, what kind of women's clothing do you want me to wear?"
Leonardo DiCaprio said without thinking: "Bikini!"
Gu Qing: "...I now know your straightforward definition of women's clothing, and I must say it's very helpful."
Leonardo DiCaprio: "..." He has a bad feeling!He arrived at Gu Qing’s house with an indescribable mood, and when he saw the women’s clothing that had been prepared for him—a normal denim shirt with dark blue jeans, he should feel delighted, but it was different from what he expected. To be honest, the gap in his heart was so big that he didn't react immediately.
Gu Qing turned to look at his friend, and said in a subtle tone: "You are disappointed that you didn't see the skirt and high heels?"
Leonardo DiCaprio almost blurted out "How did you know?", but his reaction speed was not too slow, and he didn't fall into the pit that Gu Qing dug unknowingly, "I knew you Still a very kind brother!"
Gu Qing smiled without saying a word.
The bad premonition in Leonardo DiCaprio's heart has not disappeared. After arriving in the dressing room, his premonition came true!Because the handsome butler should not be a butler but should be a star and asked him politely: "Mr. DiCaprio, what cup do you want your body to be after reshaping?"
Leonardo DiCaprio:"?"
Then David showed him the cross-dressing equipment in Hollywood spy movies, such as fake face models-human skin masks, which looked very realistic.Leonardo DiCaprio whistled and asked tactfully, "Can I wear this?"
Gu Qing leaned against the door frame with his arms folded, "I thought you knew the real pleasure of making this bet, Leo."
Leonardo DiCaprio had nothing to say, and then...he chose a B cup according to his own preference, and expressed his amazement at the "breast patch" produced, and looked at Gu Qing maliciously. With a glance, Gu Qing smiled: "You can keep it as a souvenir afterwards, if you really like it."
Leonardo DiCaprio muttered in a low voice: "If I can really touch it, why leave it as a fake?" Thinking of this, he spared no effort to encourage Gu Qing to go to the party, "I'll go to the party I have participated in your lectures, and I have to learn to enjoy it properly, otherwise life would be so boring!"
Gu Qing didn't say a word, just watched him speak energetically, but after a while he was pushed onto the console.
David nodded to his husband, reassuring Gu Qing that he will make a perfect transformation of Mr. DiCaprio, in order to thank him for spare no effort to drag his husband to enjoy life!
Leonardo DiCaprio felt a chill inexplicably, but the current situation did not allow him to back down.To be honest, he also imagined what it would be like for him to dress up as a woman on the way here, and he didn't think it would be too disobedient. Didn't many people say that he was beautiful.But he never thought that when he really dressed up, he would look like this.
David had already notified Gu Qing to come over. When Gu Qing came in, Leonardo DiCaprio was staring at "her" in the mirror in astonishment. She had long golden hair and beautiful eyes. The skin is smooth as white as milk.His original figure was a little thinner than that of an average man, but for a tall woman, after the modification of clothes, it was just right.In short, this is a typical blonde.
Gu Qing showed a thoughtful expression.
Leonardo DiCaprio said a little excitedly: "I know, it's incredible, right? Hey, man, seriously, your housekeeper is really amazing, I can't even recognize it's me!" This point is very important, since they still have to go out for a turn in their bets. If they are recognized by others, what is worse is that they are recognized after being photographed by reporters, and his reputation will be ruined for the rest of his life.
Gu Qing nodded: "I know, in fact, you can look down."
Leonardo DiCaprio had no doubts about him, he looked down at the snow-white body wrapped in a large denim shirt, and there was cleavage, "...I hate you!" Why remind him of this sadness fact?
Gu Qing asked disapprovingly: "What kind of voice do you like?"
Leonardo DiCaprio:"?"
Gu Qing smiled and said, "I mean the voice changer."
Leonardo DiCaprio goes "Whoa!" and soon gets lost in fiddling with the voice changer. He tries it on, and it's a classy lady's voice, except—"Hey, Brother, don't you tell me that your real identity is actually a CIA agent?" The words you said were too bold and unrestrained, which felt very disobedient.
Then, Gu Qing asked Leonardo DiCaprio to pay attention on the grounds of #actor’s professional quality#, “By the way, what do you think of the name Jackie?” It’s a very neutral name.
Leonardo DiCaprio said weakly: "I will never bet with you again, absolutely!"
"Really?" Gu Qing said lightly, "Don't you want to win?"
damn it!Of course he wants to!Leonardo DiCaprio buried this wish in his heart, and as soon as he gritted his teeth, he said, "Let's go!"
... Really, what did they say? They were just going to a restaurant with good secrecy to have a meal, but they didn't expect to be discovered by the paparazzi in the gap between the parking lot and the restaurant.It was purely accidental. This lucky reporter got the news that there was a male TV star who had become popular in the past year and was dating, and he had been staying nearby.
While scanning around with the camera, suddenly a pair of tall men and women entered the country. They were dressed casually, but they had a good temperament. Looking at their faces, although they were all blocked by sunglasses, they could be seen from the outside. It's a pity not to be a star when she comes out with great looks.
This idea flashed through the reporter's mind, and he was suddenly shocked.To be a paparazzi in Hollywood, the necessary skills must be: to see the essence clearly through sunglasses (or add masks, baseball caps, scarves, etc.), especially the famous and popular stars.Isn't that Eric Xavier?
The reporter seemed to see the year-end bonus beckoning to him, Eric Xavier's first time!No, it's a romance exposure!How many girls or housewives in the United States will be heartbroken as soon as it is published in the newspaper tomorrow, just wondering if Leonardo DiCaprio will be sad that he has moved on?
Forgive the lucky reporter, he's a little confused.But Mr. Reporter, there are pictures and truth!
At the critical moment, the reporter fully demonstrated his professionalism as an excellent paparazzi, and he did not forget to press the shutter even when his mind was a little confused.He looked down at the photo taken, the tall lady didn't know whether it was a coincidence or something, it was basically blocked, and only the chin or the neck could be photographed.
The reporter muttered, "It's strange."
In fact, Gu Qingyi was quite self-satisfied, but Jackie, who was walking beside him, was far less at ease than he seemed.The eyes hidden under the sunglasses were looking everywhere, and the heart was pounding.
Gu Qing helped the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, Jackie forced him to wear them, he smiled lowly and said, "Is there a different kind of pleasure?"
Jackie has black lines all over his head: "I don't have this hobby!" He will never forget this experience.
"Really?" Gu Qing teased him deliberately.
Jackie gritted his teeth and said, "It must be! And I shouldn't have brought you with me. They can't recognize me, but they can definitely recognize you." At that time, he wanted to be accompanied, and if It is they who go to the restaurant to eat, and the only way they can do it is from the parking lot to the restaurant.But he neglected his kindness!friend! ←The emphasis here is necessary to express his friendliness to Gu Qing—he is also a high-profile celebrity.Walking with him will greatly increase the chances of being noticed, so wouldn't he be more likely to become a friend's "gossip girlfriend"? !Once in a while at the Golden Globes is enough, really.
Gu Qing thought for a while and said, "Dear Jackie, haven't you ever imagined what it would be like if you were walking alone on the street? Let me describe it to you very intimately: a young blonde girl sneaking around on a peaceful street What is the reason? Is she being wanted by the police? Is she being pursued by her boyfriend who was cheated on? Or is she on the way to have an affair? The rate of return should not be low."
Jackie: "...the third-rate screenwriters in Hollywood can write better plots than this, and I'm not so unnatural." He himself felt a little guilty when he said it.
Gu Qing said very considerately: "For me, it's the fun, so I don't mind, my friend."
Jackie suddenly felt that he should wear high heels, so that he could use the heels of the high heels as a weapon and step on them hard!friend!On his feet, stepping on him can't take care of himself.He doesn't want to talk to him anymore!friend!Yes, he showed his professionalism as an actor and tried to make himself more natural, but the sky failed his wish, and he spotted a paparazzi with sharp eyes.
Jackie: "!!!"
Before Jackie could react from the shock, he saw that the paparazzi didn't move forward to take a clear picture, but ran away like a jerk.When Jackie saw Gu Qing's agent who was suspected of being a gangster who could be seen at a glance wherever he went and was very intimidating, he immediately understood, and the eyes that looked at Gu Qing were mixed with emotion and hatred—— Since the guy knows to call his agent over to guard against the paparazzi, he should have told him earlier, because he has been worried for so long.
It's just that Leonardo DiCaprio, who had transformed from Jackie back to his original body the next day, "poofed" all the coffee in his mouth to the floor when he saw the headlines on the entertainment page.
The headline is impressively: "Hollywood superstar Eric Xavier has a sweet lunch with his girlfriend" Leonardo DiCaprio's mood is almost broken at this moment, but when he sees the attached report In the picture, he's good!friend!The whole face was taken, and he, well, Jackie was only photographed on the chin.To be honest, even though he knew that he would not be recognized, Leonardo DiCaprio was really relieved to see this.
But this could not heal his severely frightened soul. He thought about it and immediately called Gu Qing, using this as an excuse to ask Gu Qing to give him a set of cross-dressing equipment. phone.
The erratic Leonardo DiCaprio turned on his computer to see how people online were reacting to the incident.Sure enough, although it has only been released for less than two hours, because the person involved in the news is Eric Xavier, there are already many comments on the Internet.
Leonardo DiCaprio browsed those comments with the mentality of "caring about his friend's gossip". Ke's first scandal" and other comments, there are always some unique ones.
Like, "What about Jack?"
Leonardo DiCaprio was slow to realize that Jack was referring to him, he twitched the corner of his mouth, and said something that he probably didn't react well: "Isn't there Jackie?"
Another example, "Eric is 6'1 (186cm) tall, this lady is three inches shorter than him at 5'10 (178cm), and I am only 4'10 (147cm) now, I feel tired! Oh, I Forgot to mention, I'm 13 now, so I still hope, right?"
Leonardo DiCaprio's first reaction was not that Gu Qing's fans were as humorous as him, but: "What 5'10? It's 6 feet (183cm), okay?" He looked at the photo again, and it must be The shooting angle is wrong, it must be!
——I believe that in another ten years, when Leonardo DiCaprio looks at this photo again to recall this incident, he will definitely have other and different ideas.
As a matter of fact, the general public is still very rational when it comes to this "scandal", probably because they think that Gu Qing is 26 years old, and it is normal to fall in love, right?After all, some caring fans are worried that he will marry the research work or something.Of course, it's also possible that this is just speculation, and the person involved didn't admit it, right?
Compared with the views of the outside world, the views of insiders are different.
Because he knew the truth, and Jackie was created by himself, David reacted the most normally. Of course, Eva split the data stream to hang out on the Internet, and deleted the radical comments by the way, so he pretended not to know.
Cyclops called and faltered for a long time, Gu Qing broke it for him: "If you want to talk about your relationship with Logan, I'd be happy to hear it." Logan, nicknamed Wolverine, only two years ago Joined the X-Men, and had some unspeakable chemistry with Cyclops.
Cyclops was very surprised: "You know?"
Gu Qing gave the answer: "You must know that you are in X Academy." The students of X Academy have different superpowers, but even if they don't have superpowers, just like Cyclops who can't hide things, observation skills are enough.
Cyclops: "...bye!" For his own good, he hung up the phone decisively.
Other relatives and friends also sent 'care', and the weirdest Magneto called in the middle of the night.
Gu Qing asked politely: "Mr. Lanshere?"
Magneto was silent for a long while before he spoke: "Charles contacted me today." Although he was talking about Gu Qing, it is very rare for Professor X to contact him on his own initiative.
Gu Qing: "Oh."
Magneto gritted his teeth. The memory of the two months he stayed in X Academy last year was too deep. Even if Gu Qing did nothing wrong, Magneto felt inexplicably annoyed.Not to mention, Gu Qing really deserved a beating in his opinion, not only occupied most of Professor X's attention, but also had a butler who looked exactly like him when he was young.Whenever he saw the butler named David "bowing his knees" to Gu Qing, Magneto's heart began to ache.
Nowadays, even if people are not in front of them, the effect achieved is similar.Magneto asked condescendingly, "Is the other party a mutant?"
Gu Qing blinked and blinked, and said slowly: "You know, right? Although I have inherited your and Professor X's genes to a certain extent, you are not really my mother. So, This kind of "mother-in-law tone" should be avoided. Of course, if you like the identity meaning it represents, I have nothing to say." What identity meaning, of course, is the identity symbolic meaning that matches Professor X.
Magneto gritted his teeth: "... Eric Xavier, I must kill you!"
Gu Qing said silently: "Kill the crystallization of Eric Lanshere and Charles Xavier?"
Magneto: "..."
Gu Qing put away the usual attitude of playing with Magneto, and put on a very serious expression: "Then, would you like to talk to me about what Charles took the initiative to contact you and what did you say? I think I can help You analyze, and I, like Charles, have a Ph.D. in psychology."
Magneto kept silent, but even if he didn't, Gu Qing knew what was on his mind.Thinking of this, Gu Qing sighed in his heart, as a good son who matched daddy and mummy, he was also very hardworking.
Outside the window, the stars are just right.
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