The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

Regarding the "six futon theory", Tongtian's understanding is close to Gu Qing's deliberately misleading "sage eugenics theory", but in fact, Laozi and Yuanshi naturally don't believe it, and they also have their own understanding, which must have a deep meaning Yes, so they took two of them and took one of them.

Why do you say it occupies one?

It's not that Tongtian, a bad brother, still adheres to the "eugenics theory", thinking that the six futons are like the seven gourds in the past, they will open up their wisdom and then transform into form.Yuan Shi wanted to slap Tong Tian directly on the forehead right now, couldn't they tell if the futon was open or not?Besides, how many houses can be transformed from spiritual roots to spiritual intelligence like Buzhou Mountain?Looking at the entire prehistoric world, I'm afraid there is no Zhou Shan's family, there is no semicolon!

——In fact, there is a second family, that is, the green willow among the top ten spiritual roots. Few people in the entire prehistoric world know about this matter, and Luliu is the representative of low-key and low-key.

Tongtian didn't sit down, but Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi couldn't leave the younger brother behind, so they took a seat for him.What makes Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi start to wonder who is really normal is that none of the Buzhoushan team came forward to sit on the remaining three futons, which made them wonder whether the futons really have...spirituality?

In fact, this futon is really an ordinary futon.

As for the Buzhoushan team, the Seven Calabash Brothers are very strong and unwilling to sit on the futon provided by Hongjun, the suspected stepmother candidate (?). As for the bitter bamboo and flat peaches, they naturally followed the organization.

Besides, isn't it just a futon?They came to the 'boarding school', so they came here with their belongings, and immediately took out a picnic in Zixiao Palace, cough, it was the desks, chairs and benches for class.

Laozi/Yuanshi: "..." Is this really here to listen to the sage?But after thinking about it, they are the direct descendants of Gu Qing, a saint who was consecrated earlier, so they should have given them a lot of trouble, right?That is, Tongtian's cultivation base is much leaner than when he ran away from Kunlun Mountain, so he knows how to become a saint, right?It's the real path to holiness, not some nonsense that sounds like it.

Then Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi watched Hu Wu and Hu Liu, whose nicknames are Hu Li and Hu Tu, and with a sly smile, weaved a futon with gourd vines that was exactly the same as the six futons, and then mixed that gourd futon into the remaining three. In the real futon, the order was disrupted by going back and forth.

In this way, six futons became seven.

Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi are naturally able to tell the truth from the fake. They are full of black lines. Is it really good to play like this in Zixiao Palace?

Hongjun has been silent ever since he sensed Huqi's "step-mother theory" and Tongtian's "eugenic theory" with his spiritual sense before. On the contrary, it was intentional or unintentional to mislead Gu Qing, who made the Daoist embarrassment. He is such a glamorous character, he is not at all embarrassed, but his smile deepens, and he doesn't mean to reprimand him for the behavior of "confusing the public" to his own bear child, but sublimates this behavior: "#警告Sometimes there must be in life, there is no time in life, don't force #."

Hongjun pondered for a while and said: "What fellow Taoist said is true."

Gu Qing smiled: "That's all I said."

Hongjun: "..." Can you still have a good 'chat'?

During the time when Daozu was silent, the situation in Zixiao Palace changed drastically: the people who came to Zixiao Palace outside the 36th layer of heaven to learn from their masters arrived one after another. better one.So in the successive waves, there are brothers and sisters Nuwa and Fuxi, good friends Hongyun and Zhenyuanzi, Yuanfeng's eldest son Kunpeng, and Dijun and Taiyi who followed closely behind.

Seeing other people coming in, Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi pulled Tong Tian over and sat on the real futon next to them without saying a word, and then watched the others start to distribute the futon with delicate expressions.There are four left, seven of them, of course not enough points.

Hu Dabai was lying on the table bored, and rolled his eyes: "I really don't understand what's so arguable about this futon? Why don't the seven of you just guess the boxing game? Or, are you four teams? ——Hey, Kunpeng, what are you doing?" Are you alone? Kong Xuan, hurry up and form a team with your brother—this is fair, so one person sits on the first half, and the rest sits on the second half. Or you sit on top of each other? Sigh, I really don’t understand why you can’t learn to be flexible.”

Nu Wa and the others: "..." These words make people speechless.

Laozi/Yuanshi: "..." Is this really good?And there's a fake futon in there too.

However, some people fight over futons, while others dislike it.Kong Xuan became furious after being called by Huda. He glanced at Kunpeng, who had a look of "don't bother me", his brother, and said, "I don't want to form a team with Kunpeng!"

Kunpeng sneered heavily, "Do you think I rarely team up with you, a little idiot who doesn't even have a transformation?"

Hu Da was very dissatisfied: "If you don't want to, then you don't want to. What kind of personal attacks are you doing? Even if Kong Xuan is stupid, you can't say that."

Kunpeng dismissed it, chose a futon and sat down.

Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi looked at each other, Kunpeng must have been too unlucky, among the remaining four futons, he chose the fake one as soon as he chose.The remaining three teams finally adopted Huda’s suggestion, and each team sent a representative to sit on one of the futons.

Of course, such a result is caused by the fact that the three teams are equally strong. Needless to say, Dijun and Taiyi brothers, Dijun has Hetu Luoshu, and Taiyi has Donghuang Bell, but Nuwa and Fuxi brothers and sisters are not vegetarians. As for Hongyun and Zhenyuanzi, Hongyun is the first red cloud to attain Taoism after the first opening of heaven and earth, and Zhenyuanzi is the ancestor of the earth fairy in the later legends, who can reach Zixiao Palace almost like Nuwa and others. Naturally, one can tell the depth of cultivation.Besides, this is Zixiao Palace, the territory of saints, so it would be outrageous to fight.

In this way, the seven futons have been assigned to each other, starting from Laozi and going backwards, as follows: Laozi, Yuanshi, Tongtian, Nuwa, Kunpeng (false), Hongyun and Dijun.

Gu Qing saw the situation in the hall clearly: "This is interesting."

Hongjun is not as excited as Gu Qing—in fact, it is more appropriate to describe it with #看病不忍事大#—he is holding a good luck jade plate, has enlightened the Tao so far, and is now sanctified, and now he has been chosen by the Dao of Heaven To complement the way of heaven, the understanding of the way of heaven is naturally beyond the reach of others (except Gu Qing), so there are naturally arrangements for the six futons and the seven primordial purple qi in their hands. If they are disrupted now: Suppose they really In the process of listening to the sermon, I changed shifts and sat on the futon, so what should I do with the majestic purple energy?Is it possible to divide it into two?This is too... too.

Gu Qing, who had seen through everything, stepped forward at this time to solve the troubles of the Taoist ancestor: "Is there any problem with dividing the Primordial Purple Qi into two? Besides, it is just a saint seat, but there is no rule that two people cannot share one." A saint, right? Well, this is actually conducive to promoting the spirit of #UnityFriendship#. Otherwise, when dividing the Hongmeng Ziqi, it depends on the choice of the Hongmeng Ziqi? Fellow Daoist Hongjun can make up his own mind."

Hongjun: "..."

Daozu was also tired, and there was another problem with the distribution of the seven futons.It was fine at first, and the follow-up prehistoric creatures, they saw that the futons had been distributed, even Huda and the others brought their own desks, not to mention their thick skins, and their strength was no match for the people in the front row Yes, so I found a seat in the hall and sat down on my own.

But even if there are some people who are 'different', these two people are no one else, and they must be the guide and guide from the barren land of the West.The two of them are suffering too. Didn't they come from the barren land in the west? The mountains are high and the water is far away, so even if their cultivation base can be compared with that of Nuwa and the others, they are still too late.But when the two of them saw the futon, they thought that 'the futon is destined for them', so they came to the front with a shy face, and said bitterly: "The two of us came from a poor place in the west, and we have traveled a long way, and now we have finally arrived at Zixiao Palace , but there is no proper seat to sit in, fellow Taoists, can you be kind enough to give me one or two seats."

As soon as the words fell, Kunpeng's extremely impatient voice sounded: "Stay away from me, idiot!"

Zhunti immediately showed embarrassment: "This fellow Taoist is not willing to let—"

Kong Xuan immediately pushed back: "You are the idiot, and your whole family is all idiots!" It was actually just two brothers who were arguing, but the vocabulary was so barren, they came and went as 'idiots', 'idiots' 'of.

Everyone else is #事不去自，高高hanghang#, of course there are some who are wrong, Hu Da hates iron and steel, and Hu Qi, who grew up with Kong Xuan, cheers Kong Xuan up Then, of course, there are those who persuaded the fight. Tongtian is one of them. He is not considered to be the one who persuaded the fight. In fact, he can be classified into the ranks of cheering Kong Xuan. and Kong Xuan.

In this way, no one will pay attention to the quasi-promotion and reception who want to shamelessly ask others to give up their seats.

If it were someone else, it would be embarrassing in strength, but Zhunti and Jieying were not. They seemed to be waiting for Kunpeng and Kong Xuan to finish their argument.

——That's right, if you don't have such a thick skin, can't you make such a move to ask others to give up the seat occupied by others? The two of them are not old people. They want to respect the old and love the young. Is it so long?And they are not only thick-skinned, but also dark-hearted. Think about it, Hongyun didn't pull Kunpeng to give the futon to Zhunti and Jieying in the original process, and later found out that the futon was actually related to the saint.There must be cause and effect involved in giving up the futon, but in the end, Kunpeng went to chase Hongyun out of anger.Once Hongyun died, the karma between him, Zhunti and Jieyin would be wiped out, so if it was said that Kunpeng's killing of Hongyun had nothing to do with Zhunti and Jieyin, it would be hard to believe.

Kunpeng was also irritable, and reached out to pick up Kong Xuan's slender neck, and threw him into Hong Yun's arms: "Didn't you tell me to let him go? Then this little idiot will let you go."

Hong Yun hurriedly hugged Kong Xuan, "Fellow Taoist Kunpeng, how could you treat your younger brother like this? He is still so young, he hasn't even transformed yet."

Kunpeng rolled his eyes directly, and when he raised his eyes, he saw that Tihe Jieying was still there, and immediately sprayed over: "What are you two still doing here? Are you waiting for me to give you the futon? I called this little idiot an idiot, did the two of you agree? Are you taking your seats? Ha ha."

Behind every hehe, there will always be a fool.

——Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi, who knew the truth, didn't move their eyebrows. As for what they thought in their hearts, only the two of them knew.

Hong Yun wanted to let it go, but when he thought that the second half would be reserved for his good friend Zhen Yuanzi, he immediately apologized and said, "I'm really sorry, fellow daoists, this futon has half of mine, and Zhen Yuanzi's." Half... If I occupy it by myself, I will give it to you."

Quasi-mention/Reception: "...?"

Anyway, no one gave up their seats to Zhunti and Yingying, so the two of them could only sit in the back row in a 'gloomy' manner.This row was originally occupied by the Buzhoushan team, but later the other half of the futon holders were added. Now the two vacant positions are for Kong Xuan and Hu Qi. Did they go to fight with Kunpeng? .

As the 'leading boss'—temporary and self-appointed—Hu Da, faced with their self-indulgent behavior, he was not angry, and praised sincerely: "#人zhi贱而无敌# , I admire you for this."

Quasi-mention/Reception: "..."

This is really the first time someone has spoken so bluntly about Zhunti and Jieying. After all, the moral principles of the prehistoric era have not yet been regulated. Topped this list.

Originally, Huda said this casually, and everyone just listened to it, but Hongyun was soft-hearted and wanted to defend Zhunti and Jieyin: "These two fellow Taoists who came from the west actually did nothing. Is it about ...? Or is there some misunderstanding between the two of you? If there is a misunderstanding, it is better to solve it as soon as possible."

Hu Dachao Hongyun star eyes: "You are so innocent, I like it!"

Holding Hu Qi in his arms, Tong Tian quietly asked Yuan Shi: "Is it a compliment to make nonsense?"

Yuanshi also had mixed feelings in his heart. He always felt that his younger brother was not that stupid and cute. After all, Tongtian was naturally dumb, but he was not as good-hearted as Fellow Daoist Hongyun, so he just turned his elbow a little bit... that's all. .

In this case, it was time for Daoist Hongjun to open the altar and preach.