The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

Previous story summary: Patrick, who was disguised as Sean Carroll, and Inspector Moriarty, who was going to have a "love date" with him on the first day of meeting, went to a gay bar. Inspector Moriarty Chang himself goes into battle to trap a serial rapist.At the end of the accident, Inspector Moriarty shamelessly kissed Patrick, so the accident became a story.

However, before a qualitative change occurs, it is still an accident.

Patrick, who was kissed, looked at Inspector Moriarty who was smiling like a fox who stole a chicken, and after recovering, he showed him a slightly naughty smile, which made the original few The immature face that belonged to the youth brought a breathtaking charm.

Detective Inspector Moriarty lost his mind as he stared at the masculinity. The next moment, his eyes darkened and he passed out, "opps."

When he woke up, he looked at the owner of the bar with guilt and admiration. Seeing that Moriarty had woken up, the owner said cautiously: "Jim, you - the rapist has been caught, alas, You have worked hard--"

After a while, Inspector Moriarty understood why the boss made such an embarrassing expression, because the 'crime scene' at that time was very similar to the fact that he really contributed his body, so that the bar owner And the subordinates who were contacted by him misunderstood.Inspector Moriarty immediately puffed up his cheeks, thinking is it really that difficult for these people?But some people are naughty, bad kids should be spanked by their daddy~

— but worry about your own ass until then, Inspector Moriarty, because in the eyes of the Scotland Yard squad, you lost your ass in the process of catching the rapist, how heroic Sacrifice.

But this is a piece of cake for the brazen Inspector Moriarty, and he just dragged the pure apple pie into the water with all his tricks——

Scotland Yard on the second day was still like a big fish tank as always.

Patrick

The mood is in the stage of cloudy and sunny, his mood yesterday is definitely cloudy, which also made him involved in a crime scene of #极鱼人被吃鱼流#, and went to visit the one he picked out When the serial killer had already estimated that the opponent's potential value was eight points, he still didn't grasp his strength. When the opponent attacked him, he accidentally cut open the opponent's carotid artery with a scalpel, and blood sprayed out. It made Patrick's mood even worse, he hated cleaning up.

So I just used "bone-melting water" non-stop - a chemical that can soften and liquefy bones. His second brother once did a chemical experiment as a by-product. Well, it turned out that Sherlock originally used No one cares about the finished product of the research, but the by-products are a mess in the circle, which makes Sherlock very angry-it turns people into liquids.

Today, when he was having breakfast with his elder brother, he noticed that Mycroft's tooth hurt again and he was about to undergo root canal treatment. Patrick's mood finally improved.Oh, you ask Sherlock, when did he wake up so early, and he was still sawing wood at three o'clock in the middle of the night, Patrick, who was in a bad mood, went straight up and gave his second brother who disturbed the people a dose of tranquilizer, which also made Patrick feel better. made outstanding contributions.

——In this way, it seems that the three brothers live together?This is definitely a "coincidence" of many chances, Mycroft is in London, Sherlock is in London, Mommy's apple pie graduated from Cambridge, and this house belongs to McCoff, and in his words 'The kind-hearted elder brother took up the responsibility of taking care of the two mentally handicapped younger brothers'.For this argument, Sherlock blew up the basement that day, and Patrick sacrificed his mommy. Mommy called McCoff's office and chatted for a full hour. McCoff didn't dare to hang up the phone, otherwise Just wait for Mommy to come directly to the door.

——What a brotherly love!

Mommy's apple pie had just turned sunny, and the good mood didn't last long. One minute before the lunch break, Detective Moriarty, who was no longer dressed in hip-hop and sissy clothes, came over in a formal suit. Can't hide his wave taste of #浪里波沙#.

"Little honey, I think you should be very happy to see me, because ah, I received 'care' from all directions today." Inspector Moriarty flattened his mouth and frowned, feeling aggrieved Extremely said.

"Are you showing off your popularity?" Patrick replied condescendingly.

"Yes, I am loved by everyone, so I was delayed a lot of time to deal with them, and I kept you waiting for a long time, honey. I really miss you, and I really have work matters I want to discuss it with you." Inspector Moriarty is really a boy who changes his face when he says he can. He was "looking at himself" at the last moment, but now he has turned into a sunflower, and he is circling around Patrick.

Of course, he was really serious. He brought the autopsy report submitted by Patrick yesterday. Patrick raised his eyebrows and said meaningfully: "Detective Moriarty is really dedicated."

"Don't be so stingy, my dear, I think we've evened out what happened yesterday, so can we talk about business now?" Inspector Moriarty said with a "businesslike" attitude, Point out a few reports, all of which were submitted by Patrick yesterday with vague opinions-in his opinion, they have put the suspicious points on the corpse under the noses of the Scotland Yard police, and they almost pointed out that the murderer was Who's Who - Report.

Patrick's expression didn't change at all, but Moriarty didn't miss the gleam in his bright blue eyes, and he, the youngest detective in Scotland Yard's history, felt melancholy after he understood the suspicious points in the case one by one. He sighed: "That's why I said that thinking is more difficult for them than climbing Mount Everest. Honey, you agree with me, don't you?"

Patrick re-examined Inspector Moriarty again. This little man's IQ is not relatively higher than that of ordinary people at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, but barely on the sea level. In fact, he is much higher than the sea level. , which is higher than what he initially judged.In fact, Patrick had a preliminary understanding of this fact yesterday when he found out that Inspector Moriarty had solved the whole process of the ring case—the exchange murder case involving seven murderers. Now it's all but certain.

"so?"

Detective Inspector Moriarty blinked his big innocent eyes, and said very confidently: "So we are a match made in heaven. Oh, this also understands why I fell in love with you at first sight, we It's the same kind."

Patrick was noncommittal: "You mean the category that is different from ordinary people?"

Inspector Moriarty nodded with a smile: "Of course."

"Then did you give this category a name? You have to tell me." Patrick said in a serious manner, and Inspector Moriarty finally heard that something was wrong, and he was not very happy with a puffy face Said: "Little honey, I can tell, you are treating me as a mental patient."

"No," Patrick categorically denied, and then he added, "I don't think that second-degree illness is in the category of mental illness, but I can accept your understanding. You do have mental problems. So you can take this conversation , as if I was kindly reminding you to see a psychiatrist."

Moriarty is a man who has lit up the skills of #百毒不向#, and #人之贱刚无极#. He was not annoyed when he heard what Patrick said. Instead, he suddenly realized and said with great interest: "I see, honey, it turns out that your hobby is role-playing. Believe me, I would love to. When I see you in this forensic robe, I feel that I must be your patient. Honey, you are really It's too spicy!"

Patrick: "..."

This is not over yet, after Inspector Moriarty finished his shameless words, he even showed a small shy smile, "So I couldn't help but when everyone at Scotland Yard greeted my butt, I told them that it wasn't It wasn't the rapist who did it, but my dear, you didn't grasp the fire for the first time and knocked him out, and you were embarrassed, so you left first."

Patrick: "..."

Inspector Moriarty looked at Patrick, who was stupefied gorgeously, and made a 'yeah' gesture behind his back: General, General, Honey, you are going to fight Daddy, you are still young, but Daddy is really very tender. Happy to eat tender grass~

——This is probably the ultimate ultimate move in the legend #以火攻阴#... right?