The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

In May of the second year of Chuping (192 A.D.), the young emperor Liu Xie called a group of officials and ministers to sue Gaomiao, and Wang Yunchi, who was also an envoy of Gaomiao temporarily, held the imperial edict and canonized King Zhaoyang as King Zhaoyang. The first female prince since the dynasty.

To be honest, in the eyes of the scholar-bureaucrats, this result is the best of both worlds. Well, this is a temporary buffer. They know very well that Jun Zhaoyang's becoming a female prince is just a transition for her to ascend to the throne of God. Without this transition, the acceptance of scholar-bureaucrats has risen to a higher level, and there is no one who deceives themselves and others to their level.

It is worth mentioning that Dong Zhuo was also present today. He is less awake and more sleepy now, but Mr. Zhaoyang has been registered as the King of Zhaoyang. Attend it.Not only that, when Lord Zhaoyang received the seal on the receiving altar, Dong Zhuo was also carried up there.

Mr. Zhaoyang has put on a special court dress, and the phoenix that wants to ride the wind is laid out on the shining peony flowers. Needless to say, the phoenix, peony is the king of flowers, and it is also the beauty of the country, which caters to Zhaoyang Jun's unparalleled appearance under heaven also showed the status of Lord Zhaoyang.It's just that when the two are superimposed, it seems to be so redundant. Although it is worn on Zhaoyang Jun, it does not take away his brilliance at all. Among the flowers, there is no second person above the Phoenix.

Mr. Zhaoyang with such a demeanor made the scholar-bureaucrats hesitate for a while, and they could only mutter in their hearts such as #知人知面不知心#, #花花码在牛肥上#, #骁国者自有天毒#, and finally One seems to be too much, and the original words are like this?The original words of the people are clearly "thieves who steal the hook will be punished, and those who steal the country will be marquis", but this is not too important, because people who think this way can only think about it in their hearts. , but there is a saying that is #好不从疯的精神#, or else it is #天天有好生之德#——

With a tangled expression, Wang Yun handed the canonization edict and seal letter to Lord Zhaoyang on the receiving altar, his eyes drifted unconsciously to the old thief Dong Zhuo, and after a glance, he looked at Lord Zhaoyang with an even more tangled expression. Yang Jun was awe-inspiring, and did not receive the entangled eyes of his foster father.

Wang Yun's heart was tumbling, pretending, pretending again!

The foster father is also suffering in his heart, this feeling of "I have a big secret, but I can't tell it" is too testing.Oh, this big secret is of course not to say that Mr. Zhaoyang is actually the most duplicity person in the world, but rather, why did he not back down on proclaiming himself emperor before, but when the scholar-bureaucrats suggested that Dong Zhuo was not dead yet, He gave in, and he was willing to be canonized as King Zhaoyang first.

This is not right.

At that time, Wang Yun thought he was old and dizzy, but seeing the astonished expressions of the others, he knew that he had heard it right, but soon everyone put away the astonished expressions, and changed into a pair of "" The lord is determined to have another move", and they bowed and left one after another.

Wang Yun: "..." Wait, that's it?Do you know what the next trick is?Why does it make him look like a mentally retarded person?His official position is higher than all of them, okay?

Jun Zhaoyang raised the corners of his eyes, with a natural demeanor: "Father, you seem to be very surprised, should I ask why?"

Wang Yun said angrily: "Can you stop asking questions knowingly!"

"I see," Mr. Zhaoyang retracted his gaze, and explained in the next moment, "Isn't it because of the adoptive father that you don't #白发人送黑发人#? Or is it because of the adoptive father that you just hope that your son-in-law will die unexpectedly? Do you want me to be a widow at a young age? This is really what my adoptive father would have thought. Didn’t my adoptive father just let me be a widow? Now it’s only two years too late.”

Wang Yun: "..." Is it his fault for the co-authorship?What white-haired people give away black-haired people, is that old thief Dong Zhuo older than him?At this time, Lord Zhaoyang said slowly again: "Who made me a filial child? In order to prevent my adoptive father from worrying about this matter, causing me to forget about food and drink, and starving myself to death, as a child, I have to be satisfied. The foster father's wish is not, even though it is very likely that he will die with his husband and son-in-law."

Wang Yun chose to listen to what he wanted to hear. Obviously, his adopted daughter meant that the old thief Dong Zhuo would die.But wait and wait, there was no news of Dong Zhuo's braided old thief from the Dong family. When it was time to become the king, Dong Zhuo was still grandiose... being carried out by someone, this is a man in charge!

Wang Yun's mental activities were tumbling like this, but it didn't delay him getting off the altar after granting the seal, of course his expression was more entangled.However, just as he got off the altar with his front feet, there was a thunderbolt from the clear sky on his back feet.

God damn it!

God damn it!

Curse!

God showed up! ! !

The time for the thunderbolt in the clear sky was very short, and everyone present was so frightened that they couldn't react immediately. When they buffered over, the thoughts above began to flash across the screen.But the expression on his face hasn't caught up yet, I don't know whether to cry or celebrate...

I also said that the good and the bad always come together. When the thunderbolt stopped in the clear sky, Mr. Zhaoyang, who was kneeling on the altar to receive the seal, just stood up like that, and the complicated peony flowers on the court clothes disappeared. , only the Lingyue phoenix was left, and the whole person seemed to be independent from the world, becoming immortal.

The thunder stops, and the phoenix flies.

This is much more shocking than cheating corpses. I don't know who shouted: "The Lord of the Chosen!"

This seems to be the best explanation. Otherwise, how can you explain that Mr. Zhaoyang not only was not killed by lightning under the thunderbolt in the clear sky, but also improved to a higher level?Isn't it a choice made by God?It prefers Lord Zhaoyang to be the ruler of the world.At this time, let's not talk about the strange power and chaos, who is the 'son'? The "Lord of Natural Selection" continued one after another until it resounded through the sky.

The idea of ​​"Lord of Natural Selection" has been rooted in the hearts of everyone present, especially after knowing that Dong Zhuo, who was also on the altar, was shattered. Someone dared to object, otherwise it would be a trouble with 'God'.

Lord Zhaoyang stepped down from the receiving altar step by step, and the court clothes with only the phoenix left spread out on the steps, and the only phoenix on it finally complemented Lord Zhaoyang.

King of the world.

Mr. Zhaoyang stopped on the last step, and Wang Yun, who was kneeling under the steps, raised his head. His foster father was so palpitating. He was dumbfounded from the moment the thunder sounded. For some reason, the "talk of death together" that he chose not to listen to had popped up in his mind.He rationally told him not to believe it, but now that his adopted daughter and that old thief Dong Zhuo were struck by lightning together, can it make him stop thinking about it?However, the turning point came too fast, like a thunderbolt in the clear sky, Wang Yun was overjoyed after his grief, his heart was pounding, and he still hadn't calmed down yet.

Wang Situ just stared blankly at Mr. Zhaoyang, who survived after #物赛天选#, in the blink of an eye, Mr. Zhaoyang playfully blinked his right eye at Wang Situ, Mr. Wang Yun...Gah He passed out with a bang.

The foster father lost the chain again at a critical moment. Last time he lost the chain and lost the good emperor. This time, when he wakes up, the sky has changed: the originally agreed king ceremony will be changed directly. It became the abdication ceremony, and the imperial edict had already been prepared. Anyway, there is no need to bother a second time, so let’s just "just plan", so Lord Zhaoyang, who was dressed in a phoenix robe, accepted Yuxi, that is, the throne of emperor.

Under the imperial steps, the officials and bureaucrats who had experienced the baptism of heaven finally accepted the fact that they had been selected by nature with tears, and prostrated themselves on the ground to welcome Empress Zhaoyang.

A new era has finally arrived.

Wait, is someone completely forgotten?Oh, it's Dong Zhuo who was struck by lightning, he seems to be the queen's wife (?) really.This sounds really unbearable, and besides, Lord Zhaoyang has ascended the throne and became Emperor Zhaoyang, so there is no point in discussing the original principle of husband as wife.

In addition, this is the result of the tacit understanding of all the people. The combination of #美女与凡対# is simply insulting to the gentlemen and the saints.Even if they take a step back, they are still reasonable. Throughout the ages, I have never heard of anyone who can be pursued after being condemned by God.

——It seems that there have been other people who have been punished by the gods throughout the ages. Maybe someone was struck by lightning when it was raining to hide under a tree, but that is not the same as the meaning of the curse.

Anyway, the meaning is very clear: that old thief Dong Zhuo has done so many unconscionable things, even death is punished by heaven, if you don't follow the law to investigate his mistakes during his lifetime, he will be thrown into the third race What, that's all... because Empress Zhaoyang is in the three clans, and she is still a wives clan.So, let's open this page tacitly and welcome the new dynasty.

Empress Zhaoyang had many talented people under her command, and things were going on like a raging fire, so when Wang Yun woke up, even the name of the country had been set, and the name of the country was changed to Qi, and the second year of Chuping was changed to the first year of Zhaoyang, called Emperor Zhaoyang!

The rest of the heroes have their own rewards and amnesty for the world.

Wang Yun, who is the adoptive father of the empress, is of course not honored as the Supreme Emperor, but he is also named a prince, and he is really below one person and above ten thousand people.Of course Wang Yun was happy, but he was happy when he was happy, but he went astray after thinking about it: first, he blinked at Emperor Zhaoyang when he came down from the altar of being sealed by Tianzhu, so he had to think about it. what does it mean?Furthermore, the name of the country was changed to 'Qi'. Does this name really have nothing to do with the character 'Liu'?Is this a tribute to the Han Dynasty?

Thinking of this, Wang Yun couldn't figure it out again. He wanted to imply that Lord Zhaoyang was originally a princess of the Han Dynasty. After all, it was the Han Dynasty anyway. Right.But Mr. Zhaoyang, no, now he is called Emperor Zhaoyang and he is not allowed to imply this, so now he comes up with such a country name——?Is this the so-called #女儿心，海底针#?

Thinking of Zhaoyang Zhaoyang's arrival, Zhaoyang empress came to Wang's house, and the housekeeper tremblingly reminded Wang Yun to pick her up, Wang Yun only had such a sense of reality that his adopted daughter became the emperor.When we got to the front hall, I saw his wives and concubines surrounded the empress in colorful flowers, and the three sons were respectfully waiting aside, all looking forward to it, and immediately felt a very strange feeling. This scene really looks like a king's harem competing for beauty Ah, there is no sense of disobedience at all, of course, except for the concubines, no king is as beautiful as a country.

Wang Yun looked at the shy and timid expression of his youngest concubine, and then at the admiring eyes of his sons, his eyebrows twitched again and again, and the strange feeling in his heart couldn't go away.After driving away the unreserved group, Wang Yun looked at Emperor Zhaoyang depressedly, and said something a little aggressive: "What are you here for?"

After the words were spoken, I realized that he was the emperor, so I immediately started talking, and just about to stand up and make amends, when I heard the empress speak, still in the familiar tone: "Does the foster father really want to slam his head against the pillar to death now?" ? I'm waiting."

ha?Wang Yun is now very uncertain whether Emperor Zhaoyang is joking or serious?The former is easy to say, but the latter, what is this?If you want to tell him to die, will the king and minister have to die?This is too much to tear down the bridge, unload the mill and kill the donkey!

"After watching the expression scene of my adoptive father, my mood is much clearer now." Emperor Zhaoyang was in a good mood, but Wang Yunke, who was molested and suspected that he was going to hang himself on the southeast branch, was in a bad mood. , he just sat on the chair and sulked, it's okay if he doesn't speak!

Don't you know that silence will go to hell, Wang Situ?

"I didn't mean to blame my adoptive father for being disrespectful in front of the imperial court. As for why the adoptive father would want to die, I have also mentioned the reason before. Do you pursue the honor of being the Supreme Emperor? I saw that the adoptive father was very moved at that time, and thought that the adoptive father The dizziness before being sealed was to bid farewell to me, I didn't expect—" The regret in Emperor Zhaoyang's tone was beyond words, and the corners of Wang Yun's mouth twitched, but the next moment he was fed a egg by Emperor Zhaoyang Tianzao, "Now that I have become the emperor, #一人达道，鸡狗走天#, the name of adoptive father should also be changed. How about I designate you as the second father, so as to echo what we have demonstrated Biography of Lu Buwei."

This is still hoping that he will die badly!Wang Yun wanted to die...he really didn't, he said that he was not talented enough to be worthy of this title, please take it back, Your Majesty!

"How should I judge my righteous father for doing this? Zhong father Lu Buwei will end up drinking poison and committing suicide, not to mention the power checks and balances involved, but one thing is that he sent Lai Ai into the palace to Zhao Ji— — Well, speaking of which, I have become a female emperor, but in the future, some courtiers will come to remonstrate and ask me to accept the concubine?" The current situation is interesting, he is a man disguised as a woman, if he accepts the concubine, it must be He wants to accept a man, which is in line with his sexuality.But if he #反式而行之# says he likes women, it seems that this is really in line with the principle of yin and yang intercourse.

Wang Yun's heart skipped a beat, and he couldn't help blurting out: "Do you want me to find you a Lai Ai?" Where can he find a Lai Ai who can turn the wheel?

Emperor Zhaoyang stared at Wang Situ, who said such colorful waste, without saying a word. Wang Situ was so stared that his back felt chills. After a while, he heard Emperor Zhaoyang say: "If it wasn't for the adoptive father, he was like this before. I don't know, I'm going to think that the adoptive father knocked his head when he passed out."

Wang Yun: "..." I don't know what it means!Is this used to describe a person?And this is not a good word even if you don't analyze it carefully!Wang Yun is also hard-pressed in capitals. When Emperor Zhaoyang hurt him, he could still choke a few words because he was an elder. Although he didn't have any strength, it was better than nothing.But now, he has changed from Lord Zhaoyang to the Empress, if he still dares to show off in the future, hehe, believe it or not, he can be dismembered every minute?

Actually, it was not as serious as Wang Situ thought.Emperor Zhaoyang was able to proclaim himself emperor, and the group of brain-dead fans behind him all tried their best. They would not tolerate anyone being disrespectful to Her Majesty the Empress, but who made Wang Situ the father of Zhong? I really want to find Lao Ai for Emperor Zhaoyang, and there are countless men who come to his house to "recommend themselves" and "recommended pillow mats".

——Well, this is a bit dirty...

Let’s not talk about the elegant and filthy coexistence (?) of the female emperor’s concubine in the future, let’s talk about the fact that the Zhaoyang Emperor, in the body of a woman, won the title of Emperor Liu Xiechan from the former Young Emperor, and it spread throughout the world, and people all over the world Reaction.

In the south of the Huai River, it has been unified, and even the Qingzhou Yellow Turban Army, which has sprouted signs, has also been defeated, with more than [-] soldiers. Now the elite of them have been incorporated, and the once vigorous Yellow Turban Uprising has never been seen again. There are signs of revival.In addition, from the time when Emperor Zhaoyang was still Lord Zhaoyang, the decree issued by Dong Zhuo was changed from day to day. This incident seemed to have no effect at the time. After the policy is understood, it will gradually show its "true face"; moreover, with both kindness and power, as long as the shepherds of the states and counties have outstanding achievements in the past, even if they participated in the crusade against Dong Zhuo actively or passively, Emperor Zhaoyang still asked them to stay in office. Of course, the separation of military power and political power is undoubtedly a sharp sword hanging over their heads. If they do not do it well, just wait for the sword to fall.

Nowadays, there are more tailor-made policies to restore economic production and social order, and perhaps the particularly convincing "Lord of Natural Selection" must be added. Dong Zhuo's treacherous minister was also punished by heaven at the same time, no doubt It was "chicken blood" given to the Limin people living in dire straits...

All in all, although the North did not accept it calmly, it generally tended to "accept it."

But in the south of the Huai River, the land that was still ruled by a group of lords seemed to have exploded. This was even more difficult for the group of lords to accept than that old thief Dong Zhuo who was proud of the crowd and became the emperor.They don't agree with the bullshit "Lord of Natural Selection" at all, but some people draw inferences from one instance: Yuan Shu from Nanyang was cowardly without a fight, and he withdrew south from Jiujiang County, south of the Huai River. If he can add a yellow robe and become an emperor, he has no reason not to be an emperor himself, so he proclaimed himself emperor in Shouchun, established the Zhong family name, set up a public minister, and shrines in the southern and northern suburbs.

As soon as this move was made, not to mention that Huainan's capable people and strangers who were still loyal to the Han Dynasty despised it, even Yuan Shu's cronies were also guilty of embarrassment, and the faction of scholar-bureaucrats in Luoyang who were already inclined to the empress was even more serious. It seems that Yuan Shu, who was caused by them, forgot to take his medicine, and the one who suffered from embarrassing cancer was Yuan Kai who became the female emperor of Zhaoyang in Luoyang, and Yuan's clan members.

Yes, they are still alive.

Emperor Zhaoyang teased Yuan Shao with their lives and deaths, but did not really kill them.He didn't know whether he had played too much at that time, or Yuan Shu himself had forgotten his uncle, so he never asked about the fate of Yuan Wei and the Yuan clan.So now Yuan Shu proclaimed himself emperor in Shouchun, and built an ancestral hall to enshrine his father Yuan Feng and the ancestors of the Yuan family, but his uncle Yuan Kai still holds a salary under Emperor Zhaoyang?

No matter how you look at this relationship, it’s #切端不绝，理想悲惟，是婚感，别有一些感感在心心#.

Emperor Zhaoyang was not displeased at all, he smiled to appease Yuan Kai who had mixed feelings in his heart: "Mr. Yuan, don't be ashamed, Yuan Shu's move should also be an announcement to the world #whosaysmen are not as good as women#, I should probably be proud of it ?”

This is definitely irony!Also, Yuan Shu obviously didn't mean this, but Emperor Zhaoyang's twisted interpretation seems to have some meaning ← What is this phenomenon?Sure enough, the empress has the unique charm of assimilating the people around her, and it seems that her thinking has begun to go astray.

Wang Yun was the first to acquire immunity. He has heard a lot of words that are more logical and deadly than this, and his reaction to this is indifferent. Of course, the factor of his absent-mindedness cannot be ruled out.As for why he was absent-minded, it can only be said that the adoptive father is now starting to worry about the marriage of the adoptive daughter who is already the empress, which is not right, maybe it is the great cause of choosing an interview?

His eyes flicked from Duting Hou Lu Bu to Hussar General Zhang Xiu, and then from Zhang Xiu to the face of Guo Jia, the official minister. These are all veterans who followed Emperor Zhaoyang——Lu Fengxian was in Zhaoyang When the emperor was not Zhaoyang Lord, his love was deeply rooted, and Zhang Xiu was also a general appointed by Zhaoyang Lord, not to mention Guo Fengxiao, who has been said to be a "guest of the curtain"——Wang Zhong My father also knew them well, so he considered it in his heart. If they were to choose one of them to be the queen (?), it would be bad for Lu Bu to be brave and foolish, and he could not tolerate sand in his eyes; Ji, it’s not good for his relatives to be too big; Guo Jia, who is both talented and beautiful, assists his family Zhaoyang to do his best, and is proficient in everything from piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, he can be regarded as a queen.

……

——Well, Wang Zhongfu is in charge of this week's comedy, and the appraisal has been completed.

——One more thing, if you talk about Wang Zuozhi's talent, there is Zhou Lang and Zhou Gongjin in Jiangdong; who?