The big winner in life [Comprehensive]
Chapter 232 Civet Cats Are Not Cats [I]
Summary of the previous story: Xiangyang King Zhao Jue rebelled, and the officials sacrificed a golden dragon to suppress him, but unexpectedly, he was bitten back by the golden dragon and received internal injuries. It will not heal within three, four, five months.The courtiers rolled their eyes in unison in their hearts. They could only watch helplessly as the official pretended to be sick while following Bao Zheng, who was handpicked as the censor, and slipped away. The agent of the Eight Sage Kings #子调夫养# started the government.
Originally thought that the official family might sneak back until the Chinese New Year—yes, they know that there are still seven months before the Chinese New Year. If it doesn’t happen in the official house seven months ago, is it very easy? Is it strange? ——I didn't expect the official to come back after leaving the palace for only a month, and brought back a Westerner, saying that he wanted to be the queen.The civil and military officials collectively lost their voices at the moment. Looking at the Westerners brought back by the officials, they suddenly wanted to call the imperial doctor to see the ophthalmology department for the officials. The promised beauty is as beautiful as a flower?
What's going on here? As the most beautiful official in Bianliang, isn't he determined to find a girl who looks better than himself to be the queen?How come all the rules set overnight are thrown away, is it true that the giant ship of love will start as soon as it is said?
Wait, the point is the official's aesthetics, not the queen, is she a crooked nut?Of course, if this crooked nut is really a 'her'.
This love story begins with the official family traveling with Mr. Bao——
——This Westerner, she is the consulting criminal Moriarty who came all the way to find her husband!
That's enough to make a long story short, right?Is it enough to turn around?What's more interesting is that Moriarty didn't come to find his boyfriend immediately after he came to the Central Plains from England. Now he is Gu Qing, the emperor of the Song Dynasty, who is now the emperor of the Song Dynasty. Bobo returned to his old job, and wanted to surprise his boyfriend with love.
The return to the old business mentioned here not only refers to Moriarty becoming a consulting criminal and planning crimes for his boyfriend's people, but also that he has disguised himself as a woman again. In this respect, he is better than him. My boyfriend has no morals.No, did Moriarty have any morals?
Gu Qing didn't know about this matter, didn't he have Zhan Zhao Zhan Yumao, and Bai Yutang Bai Fifth Master Yihua with beauty.Before seeing his family's main palace, they encountered a case.This is normal, since Gu Qing seems to have started the mode of murders wherever he goes after leaving the palace, let alone Bao Zheng, the master of Qingtian, this is even more powerful, people stop the sedan chair and cry for grievances wherever he goes.Where is the abnormality, when they caught the murderer, the murderer said that someone taught him to do it.
"Your sophistry is really not convincing." Bai Yutang said lazily leaning against the door frame.
"I believe him," the official said, with a very strange look on his face, and he gave the murderer a light look, "Look at him, he has low self-esteem, low IQ, and he will die soon—yes, he will die soon, you Have you ever felt a needle-like pain in your lower abdomen in the middle of the night lately - a man like him would have the ability and brains to plan such an elaborate crime? Someone is obviously helping him. Oh, don't mind me, this inference How stupid, I'm going out to get some smart air."
Bao Zheng: "..." Officials, we are not like that #爱民如子#!
Zhan Zhao: "..." What is this?After frequently using the wrong idioms, now even the general vocabulary is used wrong.
Without further ado, Gongsun Ce stepped forward to give the prisoner his pulse. After a while, he said with a troubled expression, "I'm dying, and I don't have a few days to live."
Prisoner: "...!!"
Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows, he wasn't too surprised that the official was right again, in the past month, they really saw the official's proficiency in solving cases, it's just that the previous behavior of the official was a bit wrong.
Not only is there something wrong, it's simply very wrong, Gu Qing also has lived too many days in peace (single) and has not thought about it until now in this case.Or maybe he once thought about the sense of disobedience, but his rationality told him not to take it seriously, and Gu Qing had secretly thought about this delicate case, but it just happened in his mind palace, or he couldn't control it , committed by himself.Now it seems that he is indeed a good person, heck, someone is really misbehaving.
Gu Qing already had the answer in his heart, the corners of his mouth turned up one step at a time, and in an instant, it was full of purples and reds, and then... another handkerchief was thrown over, and among them, a red apple fell into Gu Qing's hand very precisely. , and this is not a complete apple, there are still traces of gnawing on it, and the shape of "i[心]u" is still very hypocritical.
Gu Qing immediately revealed an expression of...extreme disgust, but when he also disliked the integrity of his mouth, he disliked it, but he still accurately found the... young woman who threw him such a red apple.
When Gu Qing saw Moriarty, her boyfriend, who was dressed as an ancient foreign lady, she turned around blankly and was about to go out.
"Little honey, don't you like the surprise I prepared for you?" Moriarty frowned, making an expression of #西子持心#, "Or when I'm not around, you find it for yourself Oh, um, two goldfish? Sure enough, there are newcomers and forget the old ones—” Still with the exaggerated tone like a stage play, and the sweet tone, Gu Qing didn’t go out anymore, turned around Turning around... Just don't look at his boyfriend's extraordinary outfit now, not only that, but he also showed an alluring smile: "They are not goldfish, if I were to say, I would say they are koi."
"Okay, very good." Moriarty raised his voice, and the next moment he picked up the hem of his skirt and walked to the window, as if he was going to die heroically, no, he jumped down and it was done.There were really big tears in the big wet eyes, and he recited a poem like the Romans did: "If you are ruthless, I will rest—"
Gu Qing just raised his eyebrows when he was about to jump off the building, and said ruthlessly: "The Chinese language is very standard, congratulations."
Moriarty's tears are meant to be shed, and he will accept it when he says so. Hearing what Gu Qing said, he blinked his tears and then winked at Gu Qing, "Isn't it because of your enemy~" Well, he really masters Chinese good.
Regarding this, Gu Qing rolled his eyes under his nose, and then said coldly: "Why don't you jump? I'm waiting for you to jump and die on the street."
Moriarty was really annoyed this time, he... jumped inside, then jumped on his boyfriend with his cumbersome skirt, bit Gu Qing's earlobe as if to vent his anger, and used him The little tiger tooth, until the rust taste in his mouth, he let go, "Remember, honey? It's my pleasure to see a little bit of blood~" He finished sticking out his tongue, the tip of the tongue gently from The side of Gu Qing's neck swept across, causing Gu Qing to tremble slightly, his breathing was a little uneven.
Moriarty didn't miss his boyfriend's reaction, well, he was really proud this time.
So with this fox that was killed halfway, Gu Qing, who is the emperor, is very #爱江山更爱美人#, so he doesn't go on tour with Bao Zheng's team anymore.Why do you think it's weird to use "love country more than beauty" here, so let's change it to a more acceptable way of saying, the reason why Gu Qing followed Bao Zheng on tour was because he was bored in the palace, and now Moriarty is here Now, he found new fun: Looking at history, there was no emperor who would appoint a woman of foreign blood as the queen. The foreign race here does not only refer to ethnic minorities, it is the other side of #天On the other side of the sea #Westerners.Gu Qing has always been willing to try things that are pioneers.
Therefore, the official family mentioned above brought back a wild flower from outside and wanted to be made a queen.
It's a pity that Gu Qing's decades of training have overcorrected the civil and military officials of the Song Dynasty, so that their first thought was not "The emperor think twice", "Your Majesty, this must not be done", "How can you do this to the officials?" "Ancestors" and so on, but "Have you fed the dog with your aesthetics, the official?" "Where is the official she looks good?"
——That's not true, since the official family has reached the age of marriage, the courtiers and the eight sage kings have broken their hearts for the marriage of the official family, for the queen, and for the country and society.The official's family is as beautiful as a flower, so naturally the concubine can't be ugly, but in Bianliang City, there is really no one who is more beautiful than the official's family.So the marriage of the official family was delayed. The official family is now 25, and the harem is still empty. I don’t know how many old officials went to the ancestral temple to cry for Zhenzong.
This is not the point, the point is that the officials have found such an ugly one (comparatively speaking, there is a huge difference between Chinese and Western aesthetics), which makes the courtiers who are short of the beauty pageant of the Song Dynasty feel so embarrassed!This, this is simply #花画破在牛肥上#, my own good cabbage is called Zhu Gong, I can't bear it, I can't bear it.But before the ministers learned from the pain and wanted to persuade them, the officials said: "Hey, no one objected? How could this be?"
Yes, there is a lot of dissatisfaction in the official's tone, doesn't it seem right?And the official also said: "As for the queen, I have made a decision, but each of you must persuade and oppose, otherwise it would be so meaningless."
Courtiers: "..." Can you still play like this?That's great, the official family is still that maverick official family who has no friends, and has not been made a demon by anyone!But think about the official's body protected by a golden dragon, who dares to get close to him, isn't it.But, who told the officials to bring back a Westerner, who knows what kind of moth they want over there, #不思十万就思实力#.Now that the officials are sure that there is no problem, as for persuasion, let's persuasion, and play with the pen.
It seems that the focus of the courtiers has gone astray again, but some of them have gone in a different direction than others, that is, we think we know the truth and think that the official family is a real dragon from the sky who came down to protect the Song Dynasty. The courtier stamped the eight virtuous kings who stamped "The World's Biggest Tailed Wolf".
The Eighth Sage King was puzzled. The official family is a real dragon descending to the mortal world. It is easy to understand if there is no queen and no concubine.But now the government wants to appoint a Westerner as queen, it seems that they are still determined, what is the reason for this?Could it be that the Westerner is also the reincarnation of some kind of immortal?Think about the dragon and the phoenix, is it the phoenix descending to earth?But why would you become a Westerner?
The eight virtuous kings who couldn't figure it out wanted to talk to the officials alone after the court meeting.Unsurprisingly, there was another wave of hot light on the back: it is a matter of life for the official family, of course the Eighth Prince has to talk to the official family, he is the official's father, some veterans want to cry for no reason As soon as Zhenzong cried, #生恩不达养恩#, the first emperor, if you know anything, go to the Eight Sage Kings to settle accounts.
Eight Sage Kings: "..."
The eight virtuous kings could no longer maintain their usual refined demeanor, but it was really related to the lifelong affairs of the officials, as well as the country and society of the Song Dynasty, how could they not ask clearly.
The officials whom the Eighth Sage King had a private meeting with in the royal study, spoke straight to the point of their questions.
The officials stared at the Eighth Wise King who couldn't be blocked after his brain opened up for a while, and suddenly burst out laughing: "Uncle Eighth, I really love you (your imagination) so much."
Baxian Wangsheng received the enthusiasm of the officials, and almost had a myocardial infarction and a cerebral hemorrhage and pushed over.
The official gave a big sweet date after hitting it with a hammer. He showed the world map to the strong Eighth Prince, and said meaningfully: "It doesn't matter if my queen is a Westerner, as the eighth uncle said." It doesn’t matter if you are a Westerner who is reincarnated from a phoenix, but look at the current territory of my Great Song Dynasty, and think about how big the outside world is, isn’t it just waiting for us to conquer it?” The official muttered something, probably in Western dialect Well, the eight virtuous kings don't understand Western dialect, but the official family is very sweet, and the eight virtuous kings who love the country and family are at ease immediately.
Just as she was about to leave, Mo Niangniang (?), a woman from the official family, arrived. She was a crooked nut, and she was much more enthusiastic than the official family. She called the official family "Baby" in correct Chinese, and then In front of the eight virtuous kings, he killed the officials and the family.
The Eighth Wise King walked out in a daze, and when he crossed the threshold, he was still walking on the ground. If it wasn't for the eunuch Wang Lin who quickly supported the Eighth Wise King, the Eighth Wise King would have fallen to pieces.Wang Lin showed Qi Qiran's understanding, Ba Xian Wang really didn't know what to say, he had to go back to the palace to be quiet.
Mo Niangniang (?) showed the cunning of a successful prank, half-closed her eyes and looked at the world map that the official took out, and said a sentence that was exactly the same as the Latin sentence that his boyfriend had muttered earlier: "I will , I see, I conquer."
——The two of them joined forces, isn’t it #我来,我见,我消息#, I feel that there is nothing to say, you hold on to the world.
Originally thought that the official family might sneak back until the Chinese New Year—yes, they know that there are still seven months before the Chinese New Year. If it doesn’t happen in the official house seven months ago, is it very easy? Is it strange? ——I didn't expect the official to come back after leaving the palace for only a month, and brought back a Westerner, saying that he wanted to be the queen.The civil and military officials collectively lost their voices at the moment. Looking at the Westerners brought back by the officials, they suddenly wanted to call the imperial doctor to see the ophthalmology department for the officials. The promised beauty is as beautiful as a flower?
What's going on here? As the most beautiful official in Bianliang, isn't he determined to find a girl who looks better than himself to be the queen?How come all the rules set overnight are thrown away, is it true that the giant ship of love will start as soon as it is said?
Wait, the point is the official's aesthetics, not the queen, is she a crooked nut?Of course, if this crooked nut is really a 'her'.
This love story begins with the official family traveling with Mr. Bao——
——This Westerner, she is the consulting criminal Moriarty who came all the way to find her husband!
That's enough to make a long story short, right?Is it enough to turn around?What's more interesting is that Moriarty didn't come to find his boyfriend immediately after he came to the Central Plains from England. Now he is Gu Qing, the emperor of the Song Dynasty, who is now the emperor of the Song Dynasty. Bobo returned to his old job, and wanted to surprise his boyfriend with love.
The return to the old business mentioned here not only refers to Moriarty becoming a consulting criminal and planning crimes for his boyfriend's people, but also that he has disguised himself as a woman again. In this respect, he is better than him. My boyfriend has no morals.No, did Moriarty have any morals?
Gu Qing didn't know about this matter, didn't he have Zhan Zhao Zhan Yumao, and Bai Yutang Bai Fifth Master Yihua with beauty.Before seeing his family's main palace, they encountered a case.This is normal, since Gu Qing seems to have started the mode of murders wherever he goes after leaving the palace, let alone Bao Zheng, the master of Qingtian, this is even more powerful, people stop the sedan chair and cry for grievances wherever he goes.Where is the abnormality, when they caught the murderer, the murderer said that someone taught him to do it.
"Your sophistry is really not convincing." Bai Yutang said lazily leaning against the door frame.
"I believe him," the official said, with a very strange look on his face, and he gave the murderer a light look, "Look at him, he has low self-esteem, low IQ, and he will die soon—yes, he will die soon, you Have you ever felt a needle-like pain in your lower abdomen in the middle of the night lately - a man like him would have the ability and brains to plan such an elaborate crime? Someone is obviously helping him. Oh, don't mind me, this inference How stupid, I'm going out to get some smart air."
Bao Zheng: "..." Officials, we are not like that #爱民如子#!
Zhan Zhao: "..." What is this?After frequently using the wrong idioms, now even the general vocabulary is used wrong.
Without further ado, Gongsun Ce stepped forward to give the prisoner his pulse. After a while, he said with a troubled expression, "I'm dying, and I don't have a few days to live."
Prisoner: "...!!"
Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows, he wasn't too surprised that the official was right again, in the past month, they really saw the official's proficiency in solving cases, it's just that the previous behavior of the official was a bit wrong.
Not only is there something wrong, it's simply very wrong, Gu Qing also has lived too many days in peace (single) and has not thought about it until now in this case.Or maybe he once thought about the sense of disobedience, but his rationality told him not to take it seriously, and Gu Qing had secretly thought about this delicate case, but it just happened in his mind palace, or he couldn't control it , committed by himself.Now it seems that he is indeed a good person, heck, someone is really misbehaving.
Gu Qing already had the answer in his heart, the corners of his mouth turned up one step at a time, and in an instant, it was full of purples and reds, and then... another handkerchief was thrown over, and among them, a red apple fell into Gu Qing's hand very precisely. , and this is not a complete apple, there are still traces of gnawing on it, and the shape of "i[心]u" is still very hypocritical.
Gu Qing immediately revealed an expression of...extreme disgust, but when he also disliked the integrity of his mouth, he disliked it, but he still accurately found the... young woman who threw him such a red apple.
When Gu Qing saw Moriarty, her boyfriend, who was dressed as an ancient foreign lady, she turned around blankly and was about to go out.
"Little honey, don't you like the surprise I prepared for you?" Moriarty frowned, making an expression of #西子持心#, "Or when I'm not around, you find it for yourself Oh, um, two goldfish? Sure enough, there are newcomers and forget the old ones—” Still with the exaggerated tone like a stage play, and the sweet tone, Gu Qing didn’t go out anymore, turned around Turning around... Just don't look at his boyfriend's extraordinary outfit now, not only that, but he also showed an alluring smile: "They are not goldfish, if I were to say, I would say they are koi."
"Okay, very good." Moriarty raised his voice, and the next moment he picked up the hem of his skirt and walked to the window, as if he was going to die heroically, no, he jumped down and it was done.There were really big tears in the big wet eyes, and he recited a poem like the Romans did: "If you are ruthless, I will rest—"
Gu Qing just raised his eyebrows when he was about to jump off the building, and said ruthlessly: "The Chinese language is very standard, congratulations."
Moriarty's tears are meant to be shed, and he will accept it when he says so. Hearing what Gu Qing said, he blinked his tears and then winked at Gu Qing, "Isn't it because of your enemy~" Well, he really masters Chinese good.
Regarding this, Gu Qing rolled his eyes under his nose, and then said coldly: "Why don't you jump? I'm waiting for you to jump and die on the street."
Moriarty was really annoyed this time, he... jumped inside, then jumped on his boyfriend with his cumbersome skirt, bit Gu Qing's earlobe as if to vent his anger, and used him The little tiger tooth, until the rust taste in his mouth, he let go, "Remember, honey? It's my pleasure to see a little bit of blood~" He finished sticking out his tongue, the tip of the tongue gently from The side of Gu Qing's neck swept across, causing Gu Qing to tremble slightly, his breathing was a little uneven.
Moriarty didn't miss his boyfriend's reaction, well, he was really proud this time.
So with this fox that was killed halfway, Gu Qing, who is the emperor, is very #爱江山更爱美人#, so he doesn't go on tour with Bao Zheng's team anymore.Why do you think it's weird to use "love country more than beauty" here, so let's change it to a more acceptable way of saying, the reason why Gu Qing followed Bao Zheng on tour was because he was bored in the palace, and now Moriarty is here Now, he found new fun: Looking at history, there was no emperor who would appoint a woman of foreign blood as the queen. The foreign race here does not only refer to ethnic minorities, it is the other side of #天On the other side of the sea #Westerners.Gu Qing has always been willing to try things that are pioneers.
Therefore, the official family mentioned above brought back a wild flower from outside and wanted to be made a queen.
It's a pity that Gu Qing's decades of training have overcorrected the civil and military officials of the Song Dynasty, so that their first thought was not "The emperor think twice", "Your Majesty, this must not be done", "How can you do this to the officials?" "Ancestors" and so on, but "Have you fed the dog with your aesthetics, the official?" "Where is the official she looks good?"
——That's not true, since the official family has reached the age of marriage, the courtiers and the eight sage kings have broken their hearts for the marriage of the official family, for the queen, and for the country and society.The official's family is as beautiful as a flower, so naturally the concubine can't be ugly, but in Bianliang City, there is really no one who is more beautiful than the official's family.So the marriage of the official family was delayed. The official family is now 25, and the harem is still empty. I don’t know how many old officials went to the ancestral temple to cry for Zhenzong.
This is not the point, the point is that the officials have found such an ugly one (comparatively speaking, there is a huge difference between Chinese and Western aesthetics), which makes the courtiers who are short of the beauty pageant of the Song Dynasty feel so embarrassed!This, this is simply #花画破在牛肥上#, my own good cabbage is called Zhu Gong, I can't bear it, I can't bear it.But before the ministers learned from the pain and wanted to persuade them, the officials said: "Hey, no one objected? How could this be?"
Yes, there is a lot of dissatisfaction in the official's tone, doesn't it seem right?And the official also said: "As for the queen, I have made a decision, but each of you must persuade and oppose, otherwise it would be so meaningless."
Courtiers: "..." Can you still play like this?That's great, the official family is still that maverick official family who has no friends, and has not been made a demon by anyone!But think about the official's body protected by a golden dragon, who dares to get close to him, isn't it.But, who told the officials to bring back a Westerner, who knows what kind of moth they want over there, #不思十万就思实力#.Now that the officials are sure that there is no problem, as for persuasion, let's persuasion, and play with the pen.
It seems that the focus of the courtiers has gone astray again, but some of them have gone in a different direction than others, that is, we think we know the truth and think that the official family is a real dragon from the sky who came down to protect the Song Dynasty. The courtier stamped the eight virtuous kings who stamped "The World's Biggest Tailed Wolf".
The Eighth Sage King was puzzled. The official family is a real dragon descending to the mortal world. It is easy to understand if there is no queen and no concubine.But now the government wants to appoint a Westerner as queen, it seems that they are still determined, what is the reason for this?Could it be that the Westerner is also the reincarnation of some kind of immortal?Think about the dragon and the phoenix, is it the phoenix descending to earth?But why would you become a Westerner?
The eight virtuous kings who couldn't figure it out wanted to talk to the officials alone after the court meeting.Unsurprisingly, there was another wave of hot light on the back: it is a matter of life for the official family, of course the Eighth Prince has to talk to the official family, he is the official's father, some veterans want to cry for no reason As soon as Zhenzong cried, #生恩不达养恩#, the first emperor, if you know anything, go to the Eight Sage Kings to settle accounts.
Eight Sage Kings: "..."
The eight virtuous kings could no longer maintain their usual refined demeanor, but it was really related to the lifelong affairs of the officials, as well as the country and society of the Song Dynasty, how could they not ask clearly.
The officials whom the Eighth Sage King had a private meeting with in the royal study, spoke straight to the point of their questions.
The officials stared at the Eighth Wise King who couldn't be blocked after his brain opened up for a while, and suddenly burst out laughing: "Uncle Eighth, I really love you (your imagination) so much."
Baxian Wangsheng received the enthusiasm of the officials, and almost had a myocardial infarction and a cerebral hemorrhage and pushed over.
The official gave a big sweet date after hitting it with a hammer. He showed the world map to the strong Eighth Prince, and said meaningfully: "It doesn't matter if my queen is a Westerner, as the eighth uncle said." It doesn’t matter if you are a Westerner who is reincarnated from a phoenix, but look at the current territory of my Great Song Dynasty, and think about how big the outside world is, isn’t it just waiting for us to conquer it?” The official muttered something, probably in Western dialect Well, the eight virtuous kings don't understand Western dialect, but the official family is very sweet, and the eight virtuous kings who love the country and family are at ease immediately.
Just as she was about to leave, Mo Niangniang (?), a woman from the official family, arrived. She was a crooked nut, and she was much more enthusiastic than the official family. She called the official family "Baby" in correct Chinese, and then In front of the eight virtuous kings, he killed the officials and the family.
The Eighth Wise King walked out in a daze, and when he crossed the threshold, he was still walking on the ground. If it wasn't for the eunuch Wang Lin who quickly supported the Eighth Wise King, the Eighth Wise King would have fallen to pieces.Wang Lin showed Qi Qiran's understanding, Ba Xian Wang really didn't know what to say, he had to go back to the palace to be quiet.
Mo Niangniang (?) showed the cunning of a successful prank, half-closed her eyes and looked at the world map that the official took out, and said a sentence that was exactly the same as the Latin sentence that his boyfriend had muttered earlier: "I will , I see, I conquer."
——The two of them joined forces, isn’t it #我来,我见,我消息#, I feel that there is nothing to say, you hold on to the world.
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