The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

Previous story summary: The Flash, one of the conscience and foodies of the Justice League, is celebrating his birthday.The eldest son of the Wayne family, Angel Wayne, an angel with money, leisure and connections, decided to give The Flash a special birthday present.This birthday gift is to provide a contract for the Flash Barry Barron and his grandson Bart Allen from the future. As long as the Flash cooperates with the commercials, the future will not have to worry about running out of money to buy energy bars and chocolates. I got stuck while running.

The Flash was so confused by the pie falling from the sky, he signed the contract without saying a word, and was just waiting to shoot the commercial.The Flash is #商业股心#, after signing the contract, he also went to watch the commercials on TV, of course they were mainly food commercials.He seems to think that this is not difficult at all, isn't it just eating and eating?Could there be any tricks to eat?

It can only be said that The Flash is a layman, but fortunately, the advertising planners who plan the advertisement are also laymen, but they are laymen of big names: except for Batman Bruce Wayne who did not participate, the other four founders of the Justice League (Superman, Fantastic Heroine, Green Lantern and Martian Manhunter) have all made suggestions. Although Angel is not the founder, he also participated as a first-line superhero and the overall planner of this time, is he responsible for the overall planning?

In this #花开两多# situation, the day for The Flash to shoot commercials has arrived.

The advertiser is worthy of being a food tycoon, rich and self-willed. The team shooting the commercials, from the director to the makeup artist, are all big names in the advertising industry.

The Flash was also surprised when he saw the boxes of energy bars at first, wasn't it just an advertisement?Do you still need that much?Ding—could he take the rest home?That would make sense, the food tycoon is such a nice guy, God bless you.

I hope God bless someone, now is really not the time to draw conclusions, Flash——

Before the filming starts, of course there are preparations to be done, such as putting on makeup, changing into costumes and so on.But for The Flash, his selling point is the Flash himself. Who would recognize him if he took off the suit? Of course, the suit must never be taken off, because taking it off would mean losing the horse.So the part that can make up is only the lower half of the face exposed by the mask. The Flash doesn't know how the make-up artist can fiddle with it so much, but the make-up artist with the long hair on the half of the face and the orchid finger is doing it for the whole half. Hour.In the end, with #飞雷不得遗耳之势#, he stuffed the Flash with a business card, and even picked his palm.

The straight male Flash didn't know, so he thought the male make-up artist was his fan, so he also found a signature pen with #飞雷不伤而除耳之势#, signed the business card, and gave it back to him.

Makeup artist: "..."

Green Lantern, who was watching with relish behind the monitoring screen, touched his chin: "I bet that the makeup artist is dating The Flash."

Superman who is also a straight man: "...No way."

"Do you still need to bet? It must be. He was silently taking advantage of him when he put on makeup on Flash, and Flash didn't feel it?" Wonder Woman Diana said bitterly.

"1." Ron the Martian Manhunter silently turned his head to Angel, who had been silent all this time, and the other superheroes followed suit.Angel blinked his eyes blankly, and then said slowly: "If you want to know where you rank among the most popular gays, I can share it with you."

Silent, more silent.

Ron En, who usually showed off his green bald head, looked around and felt that he was safe, so he cleared his throat first to break the silence.Master Angel, who had seen through everything, smiled and said, "Don't worry about Ron En, you are on the list, and the aesthetics of people on Earth has always been inclusive."

Ron En: "..." This sentence sounded so subtly wrong, but in the spirit of #尤乐乐如何何乐乐#, he asked, "Who ranks the highest? Superman , or Batman?" Globally, Superman is still the most famous.Batman does not belong to the kind of superman, but the sense of contradiction can also stimulate human exploration, isn't it?

"It's Clark." As soon as the young master Angel said this, the other friends all congratulated Superman, especially Green Lantern, who also used the green lantern ring to conjure up fireworks.

Superman: "..."

This topic is stopped in such a timely manner, it can be said that it is not #死道友，不死穷道#, let’s look at the Flash’s big sweetheart, the commercial has already started shooting, and the director is asking Flash to use #要雅不油# Emoji eating energy bar.

Flash thought hard about what should be an elegant and not dirty expression, but to no avail.

Next, The Flash deeply understood why people say that all those who engage in art are lunatics, because after continuing to be elegant and not filthy, the director asked him one after another, "I am willing to plunge into darkness for the sake of light." ', 'My heart hurts but I don't care', 'I don't love her but I love her', 'I'm so happy that the earth is going to die' and so on.

Flash's heart is broken, he really just eats an energy bar! !Shouldn't you eat an energy bar and think, "This energy bar is really delicious, tastes great, and I highly recommend it"?Why is this kind of incomprehensible, but definitely rich inner drama!

But think about the boxes of free energy bars, Barry!

"Fine, the 'I'll do it if the world ends' look is well done."

The Flash: "..." Seriously, Director?

The more fucking thing is not over yet, after The Flash eats and eats an energy bar rich in intense inner drama, the director tells him: "The test shoot just now was very good, you are very talented as a commercial model, then We're about to start filming now."

Flash: "...!!" You must be kidding me! !It's a pity that it's really not, because then the director came up with an advertisement proposal, "Our advertisement plan is tailor-made for you, and it can definitely show your outstanding ability as the Flash. The concept of the first advertisement is #更多Faster, Higher, Stronger #, so we need you to do a comparison, everything is for advertising effect."

The Flash immediately understood after watching the advertisement plan, isn't it just that after eating the energy bar, he can run faster, jump higher, and become stronger?The director also said that it was for the effect of the advertisement. The Flash now really wants to finish the filming earlier, but when the actual filming took place, the Flash was dumbfounded. He seriously doubted the commercial plan he saw and the commercial plan the director saw. There are two versions!Why is it faster to run faster and change the uniform faster in the public?Can this actually be shown on TV?Wouldn't it be indecent!

——Yes, since the first time he met with Angel, Angel from #tongyanwuji# revealed that it was indecent for him to change clothes in public, Flash has been very ashamed to change his past .Of course, it doesn't mean that he won't change his clothes in public from now on, but that he will find a place where no one is really there when changing his battle clothes.

The Flash raised this question euphemistically, and the director plausibly said: "This is to increase the interest of the advertisement, besides, the public will only think of your contribution to world peace after transformation, so they don't think about that aspect. Or will you stop being a superhero admired by the world because of this reason?"

It’s not unreasonable, and the hat is really tall. The Flash felt that there was nothing to tweak, so he nodded in agreement. However, the problem came again, and the costume he needed to change was an energy bar packaging suit. , this is not a big problem, since the battle suit is also made of a mask, you will not see his whole face, but the original advertising star of the energy bar is a cartoon hamster, the so-called energy bar packaging and Clothes, generally speaking, are hamster doll costumes!

"Don't you think it's cute?"

not at all!

"Ok."

The Flash originally thought that the director was going to give up that funny hamster doll costume, but he didn't expect the director to turn around and take out the advertising contract he had signed: "It shows that it does not violate ethics and morality, and the final justice in the sense of the public Under the premise of thinking, you must cooperate with our commercial shooting, otherwise we can sue you for breach of contract."

The zero followed by the liquidated damages made the ordinary hard-working office worker, the Flash, after thinking twice... succumbed.Isn't it just a hamster doll costume?It's not changing into women's clothes, heck, take a closer look at that funny hamster doll costume, it's still cute.

Behind the monitoring screen, the superheroes who had no companions laughed until their cheeks were sore, but what about hamster dolls? Everyone looked at Green Lantern with subtle expressions. Green Lantern: "...What's wrong with the hamster? The hamster is so cute Is it good?"

I have to say something here, the new packaging of the energy bar tailor-made for the Flash is a big hamster, in fact, does this fit the temperament of the Flash’s family, a good neighbor of the citizens, a good pet of the alliance, a big foodie man what? of.

"Did we say something? You are guilty." Diana raised her eyebrows, showing her queenly demeanor, and Green Lantern turned over a white cloud: "You didn't say anything, you wrote everything on your face. Angel, You're leaving? But the commercial isn't over yet."

"#天下无不不数的宴客#," Angel Shi Shiran said, then paused and said, "I was wrong, #世界上没有不风风的城#, according to the fact that the Teen Titans came over to watch the fun On the way, I can infer that it was Clark who disclosed this matter, given that Clark and Tim have a good relationship. Of course, to a large extent, Clark revealed passively, so I can understand. So, now you can think about how to appease bomber Hairy hamster."

Although Tim didn't join the Teen Titans, but as the big brother's black-hearted little padded jacket, he usually helps the big brother run errands. In addition, he is the Robin who has the best relationship with Superman. It's a booming business, so it's really normal to accidentally say something, and then watch the excitement and don't think it's a big deal to reveal it.

Green Lantern/Wonder Woman/Martian Manhunter looked at Superman in unison, Clark: "..." Doesn't there sound something wrong with these words?

The Flash is already on the way to know the truth, and the next direction of the story will probably become unsuitable for children...

——Well, anyway, the Justice League, as always, is on the path of justice.