The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

The King of Xiangyang's wishful thinking was crackling, and he successfully seduced the king of Xixia, who had a "blood-vomiting feud" with the officials, to join in, and now the wishful thinking was crackling all over the place.

The king of Xixia is also a capable person, or he is a green tea whore, and immediately changed his tone when he saw something wrong, saying that he was also deceived by the king of Xiangyang. The 15 army led by his second son was actually prepared for the officials: If Zhao Jue If the rebellion is really successful, the 15 troops will immediately be dispatched to help the officials regain their positions.

As soon as this remark came out, all civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty were shocked, so shameless!

The official let out a "huh" and said thoughtfully: "No matter how brazen and disbelief others think the King of Xixia is, I believe it, and I sincerely want to congratulate the King of Xixia for taking a considerable step on the road to success." step."

Although civil and military officials have been poisoned by the logic of the gods for many years, how can mortals like him understand the mystery of the logic of the gods? Therefore, when these words came out, not only the Xixia King Qinghong was intertwined but also puzzled, and the courtiers were also heartbroken, but the only one What is certain is that what the officials say next will definitely not be a good word, as expected——

"As the saying goes, #树不像皮, will die without a doubt; people are shameless, the world is invincible#, so I have such a saying." After the officials showed their logic, they were not to be outdone, "The king of Xixia sent My 15 Xixia soldiers are the biggest birthday gift I have ever received, and I am very happy. King Xixia, please don’t say that’s not the case, otherwise—” The official’s face darkened , I feel that the atmosphere in the whole hall is stiff.

The king of Xixia choked in his throat when he wanted to refute. The emperor of Song Dynasty was too imposing. The king of Xixia didn't think he wanted to know the content of "otherwise". It turned out that he really didn't want to, but the officials didn't refuse him Taking the opportunity, after gloomy face, she threw off her sleeves and covered her face: "Otherwise I will cry, really."

King Xixia: "..." What the hell is this?

But what shocked the King of Xixia was that when the emperor of the Song Dynasty said such insignificant words, the courtiers of the Great Song Dynasty all knelt down in awe and shouted: "Long live happy and angry!" Four words, but at that time they didn't know that the official family had a golden dragon to protect the body. The golden dragon is the god of rain. If the official family cried, it might cause mountain torrents and tsunamis.Compared with this, Xixia's loss of 15 soldiers is nothing at all?The king of Xixia should be content.

The king of Xixia is satisfied, satisfied with the repurchase amount in the contract drafted by Song Dynasty—yes, the repurchase amount, what the officials want those 15 soldiers to do, it is worthless, so they simply changed hands Then sell it back to the King of Xixia, how much gold is paid by ordinary soldiers, how much gold is paid by generals according to their grades, and how much gold is paid by the second prince of Xixia, all of which are clearly counted—then he vomited three liters of blood and passed away.

The envoy of the Great Song Dynasty who came to sign the contract sighed slightly when he saw this. The king of Xixia really had a poor mental capacity as the officials said.

——There is nothing to say to the King of Xixia, let's go.

The collusion between Zhao Jue and Xi Xia seems to have been resolved satisfactorily, but the follow-up "paperwork" also left a group of people scratching their heads. Ten kinds of plans that won’t touch Yuping’er (official family) even if you hit a mouse (Concubine Li Chen); but the key is the official family background, and how to write the matter of the golden dragon’s blessing in the daily record, of course it can’t be written truthfully , it’s not writing folk tales—but to be honest, what happened today is much more exciting than folk tales, and it can be recalled for a lifetime—besides, how can they add stains to the official’s life experience? That is to say, the fact that the official family is not the parent and child of Zhenzong can only be kept secret, so as not to let the eight virtuous king, the world's largest tailed wolf, "little man get his ambition".

Alas, the elegant and virtuous image of the Eight Sage Kings has disappeared with the wind, and I can't find it again.

But the Eighth Sage King was really wronged, and he seemed to know some terrible secret——

After the twists and turns of the palace banquet, the officials were going back to their dormitories for bed. The Eight Wise King, who pretended not to keep secrets in his heart, followed up and said that he had something to discuss with the officials. Not surprisingly, he was assassinated by the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty, especially the clansmen. After a wave, the Eight Sage Kings "..." gritted their teeth and stood up, and followed the officials like a light on their backs.

When they arrived at the official's bedroom, the official leaned lazily on the dragon couch, "I know what Uncle Eight is going to say, Uncle Eight thinks he has never done something like 'Li Daitao stiff', right?"

The Eighth Sage King nodded.

The official supported his head and said slowly: "Has the eighth uncle thought about such a possibility? You actually did this but you forgot?"

The Eight Sage King sighed in his heart: "The possibility that the officials said is like a fairy tale to the minister."

"I'm beginning to sympathize with Uncle Ba's imagination, so let me enlighten you. Yes, Uncle Ba sleepwalks, sleepwalks and performs Zhou Gong's ceremony with the princess, sleepwalks and waits for the concubine to give birth to a child, and sleepwalks to the palace or the eighth uncle was afraid that he and a group of people would show signs, so he drank Wangyou water collectively; After a thousand days and nights, I really convinced myself that the incident never happened. Well, which setting do you like, Uncle Eighth?" The officials are so considerate, and they even proposed more than one possibility.

Eight Virtuous Kings: "...the official family is actually a real dragon descending from the mortal world to protect our great Song Dynasty."

The official blinked his eyes and said nothing, he had to see how far the Eight Sage Kings' imagination had been developed.

The Eighth Sage King was very sure that he had never done Li Daitao's death, that is to say, the official family was not the son of Zhenzong, nor his son, so there seems to be only one reasonable explanation left: Guozuo of the Great Song Dynasty It was supposed to continue, but under the fate of Concubine Li Chen's child being replaced and Concubine Liu De's child being killed again, God must find a way to remedy it, so there is now the official descendant, who is in charge of extending the Song Guozuo , When the merits and virtues are completed, they will return to the heaven.In this way, it can also explain why the official family has thousands of gullies in their hearts at a young age; why the official family has no interest in beauty, whether it is female or male; why the official family will show golden dragons in critical moments Bless you, the golden dragon must be the real body of the official.

As soon as the Eight Sage King mentioned this possibility, the official's expression became subtle, his bright eyes were half-closed, which even made the Eight Sage King's heart arouse.

After a while, the official straightened his unwrinkled cuffs and sat upright on the dragon couch: "So, do you want to see my true form?"

The Eight Sage King felt excited, and the officials undoubtedly acquiesced in what he said, God bless the Song Dynasty.The Eight Sage Kings are worthy of being the number one wolf-tailed wolf in the Song Dynasty. Bah, he is a famous sage king. He calmed down quickly, but his voice trembled a little when he spoke again: "I have admired the official's dragon, chapter and phoenix. And no regrets."

——For the Eight Sage Kings, I don't know whether it is luck or misfortune. To say it is misfortune, it means that he just missed the great opportunity to see the real body of the official, that is, he will no longer know what the truth is; Speaking of luck, that is because the Eight Sage Kings embraced the beautiful fantasy that the official family is a real dragon descending to the mortal world, and he will die without regret in the future, instead of being scared out of his wits after seeing the real shape of the official family. When the soul ascends to heaven, he will die directly.

——For this, the raccoon cat spirit expressed dissatisfaction. Why is there such a big difference between everyone who is clearly a spirit?No, if there are really other civet cat spirits, then if they have the same clan as the official family, they will be so angry because of this gap that they don't want to live.

Enough digressions, let's go back to the dialogue between the official family and the eight sage kings: After hearing the eight sage king's lucky declaration, the official family felt a little disappointed, but soon the official family adjusted their mentality. He changed back to his original lazy posture again: "Speaking of which, the historian is struggling with how to describe my brilliance and martial arts at that time. The 'dragon and phoenix posture' that Uncle Ba said has that kind of meaning. But I don't think it is eye-catching enough, Uncle Ba What do you think of 'Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon'?"

The official family is still the familiar tone of the original maverick, and the awe of the golden dragon in the heart of the eight sage kings has also unknowingly decreased. Although getting along with the official family is not as natural as before, at least it is not so. It's awkward.Hearing what the official said, he asked curiously: "What is the 'Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms'?"

"Oh, this is a martial arts technique from a folk story book. The folk story book I'm talking about here refers to which kind of story book, as long as the eighth uncle understands it in his heart."

The corners of the Eighth Sage King's mouth twitched. How strange it sounds, but this does not prevent the Eighth Sage King from asking eagerly: "What is the name of the words that the officials said? Wait for the minister to buy it and read it again." fan."

"I'll talk about it when I write it later." The official's answer was so righteous that it choked the Eight Sage Kings enough.The official's imagination is much richer. After he finished talking about the "Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon", he thought of another, "Kame Pai Qigong, it doesn't sound like it's grand enough."

Now that the Eighth Sage King has completely recovered the way he used to get along with the officials, he asked neither soft nor hard: "Could it be that this is also in the folk tales that the officials didn't write?"

The official answered unconcernedly: "Who knows." Afterwards, he smiled at the Eighth Wise King, which made the Eighth Wise King hard to open his eyes. Unfortunately, what he said was not so beautiful: "Uncle Eighth , how do you know that I really wrote folk tales? I heard from Wang Lin that my folk tales are selling very well, and readers all think that the content is fat but not greasy, colorful but not vulgar, and it appeals to both the refined and the popular."

Eight Sage Kings: "...!!"

As someone who has been there, how can the Eight Sage Kings not understand what kind of script the officials describe, but it is because he knows that the whole talent is not good!The official family has published a slang story. If others know about this kind of thing, the reputation of the official family will be the century-old reputation of the Song Dynasty!

Eight Wise Kings was very decisive to control the impact of this incident to a minimum. The story book had to be taken back and destroyed. Of course, he couldn't ask the official's name of the story book, so he approached Wang Lin, the chief executive, He told the matter straight to the point, in a very stern tone, and told Wang Lin to accept the punishment by herself.

Unexpectedly, Wang Lin not only did not know how to repent, but also questioned the Eight Sage Kings regardless of his dignity: "In the eyes of the prince, are the officials so generous in making gaudy and vulgar scripts? Fortunately, the officials value the prince so much, but It is really chilling for the prince to repay the officials like this!" He took out a book of stories from his sleeve and showed it to the Eight Sage Kings, it was not a vulgar story book, it was clearly a cookbook.

"Although the official family is in the palace, they are concerned about the people's livelihood and the people's livelihood all the time, and there is #民以食为天#, so the official family has put forth this recipe that is both elegant and popular. How can I think of the eight sage kings You—" Wang Lin sighed, bowed to the Eight Sage Kings, and then retreated, and the expressions of the surrounding palace people were not very good-looking.

Eight Sage Kings: "..." My reputation!

If Baxian Wang felt comforted by saying this, then his reputation had already been lost when he reached the top of the list of official father suspects.

……

Zhan Zhao has been working in Kaifeng Mansion since he was appointed as the fourth-rank bodyguard with a sword in front of the imperial court. When there are cases, he usually handles cases with Mr. Bao, and when there are no cases, he patrols the streets with the policemen and yamen servants of Kaifeng Mansion to protect Bianliang. City security or something.

With his humble and polite character, broad mind, strong martial arts, and handsome appearance, he quickly accumulated a high popularity in Bianliang City, especially in the hearts of the young daughter-in-law, big girl, and aunt. son trend.This situation changed a little after Bai Yutang was also stationed in Bianliang City. In terms of appearance, Zhan Zhao was upright and handsome, while Bai Yutang was handsome with evil spirits; in terms of temperament, Zhan Zhao was modest and refined, quite There is a gentleman's style, and Bai Yutang is sharp, flamboyant and gorgeous; as for family background, although the people in Bianliang City don't know their specific backgrounds, it can be seen that both of them came from either rich or noble.

So in conclusion, the two have their own merits, Zhan Zhao is more liked by the elders, while Bai Yutang, a man with an evil spirit, is more respected by the young people.

Although Bai Yutang is stationed in Bianliang, the news is still as well informed as before. He vaguely feels that something big is going to happen in the court, but he hasn't figured out the reason yet, and the matter of Zhao Jue forcing the palace to rebel is over.

Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows, then threw the message he received into the stove and burned it up.Naturally, he doesn't care about the officials, who would care about the emperor who is not as famous as meeting - don't doubt, this word is learned from Zhan Zhao.Bai Wuye's knife mouth is knife mouth, no matter how arrogant he is, he is arrogant, but he is not the second-year disease of "the second child is the third child", so he also admires the 13-year-old ascended the throne and defeated the Liao Kingdom , let the Song Dynasty no longer suffer from paying the old coins to Fan Guo in exchange for peace, and under his governance, the officials of Heqing Haiyan, Shihe and Suifeng did not feel that the officials resolved the rebellion incident simply and neatly. What a surprise.

Zhan Zhao and Gongsun Ce only found out about this after Mr. Bao returned from the palace banquet. Both of them were taken aback. #不刀子口也豆腐心#'s Zhan Zhao hurriedly asked, "Is the official family all right?"

Mr. Bao's expression suddenly became subtle. To be honest, the incidents that happened tonight may have been due to the ups and downs of his mood and he didn't think too much about it.

Zhan Zhao misunderstood, "Is the official injured?"

Mr. Bao cheered up and said: "The official family is safe and sound." It's really hard to talk about this matter, and I don't know how to say it, so Mr. Bao simply ran away with the excuse of being tired.

Zhan Zhao and Gongsun Ce, who stayed where they were, looked at each other, and were even more curious about what was going on.

Next, the official birthday was held in full swing, and the experience of coming to the Xixia Kingdom had already been spread in secret. Even if the envoys from other countries came to think carefully, they suddenly didn't think carefully, and they acted cautiously.On the whole, the official family's holy birthday was very successful. When Fan Guo came, the envoys went back to their respective homes, and the royal relatives and relatives who had fiefs left to return to the fiefdoms, but the official family fell ill.

"I must have suffered an internal injury. It didn't flare up at first, but hibernated in my body, and now it's starting to bite me back."

Threatened by the ministers for a while, I almost thought that if there was anything wrong with the officials, they would wait for the imperial doctors who wiped out the nine races: "..." Is your illness you mentioned, the officials, internal injuries or chronic? Is it poison, or poison?

After hearing such serious nonsense from the officials, the courtiers who were no longer worried: "..." They all understand now that the officials don't want to go to court again.In the past ten years, the officials have been able to publish books for excuses they don't want to go to court, and they have to be a thick volume.If they are not used to it, they have to get used to it. Let’s talk about this time, the officials have worked hard. If you don’t want to go to court, you can’t go to court. Anyway, there are still them, and if it’s not good, there will be the uncle of the Eight Sage Kings, right?

Yes, they have now understood the fundamental reason why the Eight Sage Kings never had any other ideas no matter how powerful they were.

It seems that the eight sage kings are destined to be unable to take down the pot, but the eight sage kings who think they know the truth are also in pain and happiness.

Alas, #人有个人的做法#, let him go.

Sure enough, the official didn't want to go to court, but this time it was a little different. The official said: "I'm sick, it can last for three to five months, or it can be as long as it is. We will only see you next year."

The courtiers raised their eyebrows fiercely. It's less than six months, and there are still at least seven months before 'see you next year'. What are you going to do in these three, five, seven months?Previously, it was going to hibernate for three months, but now it is summer!At this time, the official muttered to himself again: "It's interesting to be pregnant in October."

Hearing this mumbling sentence, the courtier's expression turned ferocious for a moment.To be an official, must be an official!

At the same time, Bao Zheng was appointed as the patrol censor, and he took Nanxia Zhan Zhao, Gongsun Ce, and Chinchilla Bai Yutang to tour various places.Bao Zheng got a tip from (card friend) Yan Shu, and knew that the officials would follow him on the tour this time, so he was really not surprised. Is it possible that this time we met one out of ten?

Facts have proved that it was too early for Mr. Bao to breathe a sigh of relief. When their convoy was less than ten miles away from Bianliang City, they were forced to stop. Bao Zheng, who was sitting in the carriage, lifted the curtain: "What happened? What's the matter?"

Zhan Zhao said helplessly, "My lord, we have encountered... robbers."

Bao Zheng asked tentatively, "Officials?"

Zhan Zhao nodded with a tangled expression, and Bao Zheng quickly got out of the carriage, only to see a group of people dressed as green forest heroes led by the official in front of them, openly robbing their houses.They were still chanting slogans, "I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to pass by here, save money to buy roads!"

Bao Zheng: "..."

Zhan Zhao was also helpless, Bai Yutang and Bai Wuye quietly rolled his eyes, he really wanted to just turn around and leave, but Bai Wuye also thought about it, he didn't really turn around and left, so he was kidnapped in the setting of squeezing his wife How could he be missing, the other one is naturally Zhan Zhao who is as famous as him.

Bai Yutang sneered again and again, and immediately said to Master Bao: "Master Bao, what should be the crime for such unsightly behavior?"

"Hooliganism?" The officials, who had almost played the game, accepted it when they saw it was good. Shi Shiran walked over and answered Bai Yutang's question shamelessly by the way.

Bai Yutang: "..."

Bai Wuye, who considered himself disdainful of the collusion of officials, turned his handsome face away, out of sight and out of mind.

"Bao Qing's family told me to wait. I counted my fingers, but I didn't wait for Bao Qing's house for a month." The official family is dressed like a rich man, with a rich and noble appearance, fresh clothes, angry horses and romantics, isn't it? But the words are still so incomprehensible, but this time the words are easy to understand, isn't it just a concrete way of living like a year.

The official with his own mind-reading skills continued so naturally: "Isn't it just #凉风有信，Autumn Moon is boundless. Seeing my sentimental feelings is like living a day like a year#."

Everyone who was molested indiscriminately: "..." What and what is this!

Powerless is powerless, who makes someone an official, so it is only logical that the official joined the patrol team.Is the official waiting for them? Looking at the robbers who were originally dressed as green forest heroes, I don’t know when they have changed their costumes and changed into the clothes of government servants. Even the official’s horses are ready. It must be a good subordinate who moved the Song Dynasty.

The official got on his horse, and together with Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang, surrounded by flowers and accompanied by beauty, how pleasant it is.

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang didn't speak, they seemed to be resisting passively.But this method really didn't work in front of the officials. After looking around, the officials said: "Xiong Fei, Zeyan, why are you so silent? Are you shy when you recall the threesome?"

——Xiong Fei is Zhan Zhao's character, and Bai Yutang's character is Zeyan. As for the official family, the official family has no characters, and Zhenzong who was able to give the official family characters died before reaching the official age.

Zhan Xiongfei: "..."

Bai Zeyan: "..."

Bai Yutang's hand holding the rein subconsciously exerted force. He was really afraid that he would not be able to resist beating him up. He had never seen such... shameless before!The official seemed to sense the murderous aura coming from Bai Yutang, he blinked his eyes, and said in a casual tone, "If you say shy, I should be shy, since you two have already bid farewell to being virgins."

The implication of this sentence is too..., Bai Yutang's hostility immediately dissipated a lot, even Zhan Zhao, who usually looks like a mother's treasure, widened his eyes, is the official family still a boy chicken?This sounds incredible.

——But this is not the only point, but Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang didn't think about how the officials knew they were not virgins.

Probably because of the experience of prostitution (?) together, they get along much more harmoniously, and the officials have such special skills in attacking people.

So the next thing is to be with the world of mortals, galloping horses, howling everywhere, not a single grass grows, and the holy splendor of the official family will sprinkle the land of Kyushu!