The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

Had an afternoon tea with his father and king, and read a carload of memorials—yes, a carload, since the bamboo slips are used now—Gu Qing got what he wanted, and the Zhangtai was allocated to him. If you want to, just talk to the father and the king, and a cook who improves the food.

——Madam Rou, as for whether Madam Rou is willing, even if she is not willing at first, isn't there eighteen sons?When did the Eighteenth Prince Raiders fail?

Having said that, it sounds like a lot of gains.

Oh, before starting #闪门建车#, there are still some interesting things to do: Liang Jin, the elder son’s counselor who never appeared in Zhao Gao’s memory, and the Eighteenth Prince’s Xianyang Palace network were dispatched. All the materials of Liang Jin, including his three clans (father clan, mother clan, wife clan) were presented to the Eighteenth Prince.

This Liang Jin belonged to the time-traveling clan. After analyzing his behavior, Gu Qing called Zhao Gao over, "Go and see Liang Jin. You don't need to say anything else, just say five words to him, and he will talk to you later." Why, you just need to play it by ear, come back and tell me about his performance. Oh, Mr. Zhao, do you think that the five words I gave you are some kind of immortal formula to kill people invisible? Touch your conscience, Mr. Zhao!"

Zhao Gao who was seen through everything again: "..."

Wanting to return to Jingjing, Zhao Gao took the #五字言言# given to him by the Eighteenth Prince to meet Liang Jin. Liang Jin made a superficial smile when he saw Zhao Gao, and a yin and yang strangeness when he spoke— ——It’s no wonder that Zhao Gao remembered the Eighteenth Prince more and more—but after Zhao Gao tried to say "the king of heaven covers the tiger", Liang Jin's face changed suddenly, and he replied with a five-character motto in a polite manner: "The pagoda town river demon."

Zhao Gao had a clue in his mind, "You—"

Liang Jin also had a clue in his heart, "You—"

Zhao Gao did not speak.

Liang Jin's mood suddenly changed drastically, and he completed his words: "Brother, you are so miserable!" He walked around Zhao Gao's lower body as he spoke, and couldn't help sighing: "Ask me!" How sad is Jun Neng, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel... I didn't mean to poke your sore spot, alas."

Zhao Gao, who was once again treated as a eunuch in just a few days: "..."

But looking on the bright side, Zhao Gao's subtle expression now really fits his hard-pressed mood in the eyes of Liang Jin, a time-traveling man, which makes Liang Jin subtly "superior", and then...began to talk endlessly .

At first Zhao Gao thought that Liang Jin was reborn like him, but gradually he came to think of it, and remembered what the Eighteenth Prince said about adapting to the situation. Mr. Zhao, who became a generation of treacherous ministers, "lived forever" stood strong and was very adaptable. , very much thinking about expressions and words.To tell the truth, Liang Jin was still too tender in front of Zhao Gao, in the end he said everything, Zhao Gao didn't say anything, and Zhao Gao turned around and said everything to the Eighteenth Prince.

Gu Qing uttered a subtle syllable with high front and low back: "As expected."

Zhao Gao thought about it and said, "Is Liang Jin and Mrs. Rou from the same place?"

"Oh, you mean that they came from later generations, no, I'm talking about the fact that you were eunuch "for everlasting fame." The corners of Zhao Gao's mouth hadn't started to twitch yet, and he heard the Eighteenth Prince say leisurely , "But who still remembers that Zhao Gao was good at seal characters and made great contributions to the reform of the Qin Dynasty's writing? Although I am very happy to see such a scene, it seems so unfair. Master Zhao, what do you think? ?”

Zhao Gao was shamefully moved, and after being moved, he thought again, is the eighteenth son going to be the second emperor again?Zhao Gao is very clear that the so-called history books are written by the victors, but it is different when we become the victors ourselves.

Gu Qing, who has seen through everything, quietly watched Zhao Gao's brain and did not speak. Just now, he successfully tied a carrot in front of Zhao Gao's donkey. Believe him, he will have many experimental projects that need testers, and take the lead tester.

Well, regarding the point of taking the lead, Zhao Gaozai was thrown out by the newly improved trebuchet as a stone to measure the range; the improved crossbow was used as a bow and arrow, bah, it was used as a rake with pears on its head-additional point, at this time the fruits are peaches, Apricots, pears, plums, plums, etc., no apples yet - test the power of shooting bows and arrows; tied to a kite and fly down from the top of the mountain, more than once... After many experiments, believe Zhao Gao, he really I have a deep understanding, maybe I realized that life is worse than death, and I am killed every day?

This is really a delightful serial story.

From Zhao Gao's serial stories, one thing we can understand is that Gu Qing has returned to work again, and he has finally returned to the most time-honored profession of "technical nerd".The continuous flow of inventions and creations from Zhangtai has also made the reputation of the Eighteenth Prince in the court and the public... There are mixed reputations, and it is rumored that the Eighteenth Prince had a mouth disease when he was young, which led to perverted sexuality, and he worked hard to become stronger. It looks like no one can compare, and it's extraordinary even if it's not doing business properly. All in all, he is not a typical son with a reputation.But what is going on here?

It’s a long story, so let’s talk slowly——

It was 218 B.C., and the 230th son born in 12 B.C. was already [-] years old, and he was still working hard in Zhangtai while doing nothing. The latest research project is the manned sky lantern (refer to the hot air balloon). But the manned sky lantern has already been seated, and today is the first take-off day.

"I watch the sky at night, today is an auspicious day, so—" The eighteenth son, who became more and more handsome, looked at the sky casually, said these words casually, and then looked at Zhao Gao casually, the meaning was obvious.

Zhao Gao: "..." The thought that Zhao Gao had often had in the past three years, "If I knew the present (life is better than death), why did I (didn't go to death)" came up again, and this time it was especially strong!This is really going to kill you, Young Master Eighteen! !

"Look at how high Master Zhao's ideological consciousness is. He is ready to lead the way, which is very good, very good." Gu Qing opened his eyes and said nonsense, and then a bunch of people behind him reported to Zhao Gao one after another. In admiration, there are several historians standing beside Gu Qing who are writing vigorously. Zhao Gao has a blank face. He once thought that he would be famous forever, but he did not expect to be famous forever in this way!

However, this was of no use, Zhao Gao was driven away and put on the shelf. Before going up to the sky lantern, the Eighteenth Young Master made a final encouragement: "Master Zhao, after this time, you can practice #不死之身# Come on, come on."

Zhao Gao, Zhao Gaosheng has nothing to love.

What made Zhao Gao even more chilly in the summer was that when he boarded the sky lantern, the sky lantern was lit, and after the sky lantern took him slowly into the sky, the Eighteenth Prince left with a large group of people. Are you going to let him fend for himself?

There is a saying that #人之将死，其言也善#, and Zhao Gao, on the road of preparing to die, looked back and thought a lot about the past. He thought about eighteen sons, eighteen sons, eighteen Young master... Thinking of the end, he couldn't help but sighed up to the sky, closed his eyes and burst into tears, that's all, it's better to go back!

Let's say that His Majesty Shihuang's ambitions have not faded after unifying the Central Plains. This year, he started to formulate the strategy of Nanping Baiyue. He was calling his confidants to discuss in the palace, and he heard the clamor of palace people outside.Ying Zheng just frowned and got angry, he called Zhao Gao habitually, but today Zhao Gao was not in front of him, Ying Zheng remembered that he was called by his youngest son to take a flight test, and then asked the palace servants to inquire, and sure enough, the noise was a small noise. The son made a fuss, saying that the manned sky lantern was flying over here.This was a remarkable event. The discussion on strategy was suspended beforehand, and His Majesty Shihuang led his capable ministers out of the main hall to watch.

The collective looked up to see the sky lanterns flying in the sky, and they were all shocked. Who said that the ancients didn't want to go to the sky.

But the manned sky lantern landed in front of the main hall, and it was heard that it flew over from Zhangtai. Ying Zhenglong was overjoyed, and the ministers also felt shocked and excited. Of course, there were other emotions that did not follow the trend. After all, are there any people present who prefer the eldest son, Fusu, as the heir?

Let's not talk about this first, I have to talk about Zhao Gao who is full of tears.

"Master Zhao? Master Zhao?"

"Crack! Crack!"

Determined that he must die, Zhao Gao hurriedly opened his eyes in confusion, and the first thing he saw was the eighteenth son with a hideous face. He asked with a half-smile, "Master Zhao, how does it feel to ride the sky lantern?"

Zhao Gao wiped away his tears indiscriminately and looked intently, he has landed now, not far away are Ying Zheng and a group of courtiers, he is not dead, he is not dead?No matter how impatient the Eighteenth Prince seemed, Zhao Gao said out of conscience: "This minister is as if ascending to bliss."

Isn't it like going to bliss?

Gu Qing said thoughtfully: "I just said, the palace servants called Mr. Zhao several times, but Mr. Zhao still didn't wake up from the dream where he was crying unknowingly."

Don't doubt it, the "crack! Crack!" that seemed to be indiscriminate earlier was the sound of the palace servant slapping Zhao Gao.

Other people who didn't know the inside story showed yearning, even His Majesty the First Emperor was a little eager to try, and the children who followed the Eighteenth Prince to do scientific research were envious of Zhao Gao, who took everyone's expressions into his eyes. Gao... knocked his head forward and passed out.

Great grief, great joy and great suffering, it is understandable to pass out, don't worry everyone thinks he is dizzy from excitement, I don't know if Zhao Gao will faint again after he wakes up and knows this?But when he was dizzy, he really missed a good show——

Seeing that his youngest son has made a new invention in the world, Yingzheng is proud of it, and since he has come all over the place, he is asked to come in and participate in politics.In the eyes of all the ministers, this means that there is no deep meaning. It is well known that Yingzheng loves his youngest son. Look at the bustling Zhangtai in the past two years. Isn’t His Majesty the First Emperor supporting his youngest son? Young master Fusu had never received such treatment.

Speaking of the eldest son Fusu, he was also among them - Fusu lost the crown two years ago, and he had already started to participate in politics at that time - he also showed a look of pride for his younger brother's invention, with a faint smile on his face. His smile is like that of Zhilan Yushu.Fusu's mother was a former Chu princess, a rare beauty, and Fusu also inherited the good looks of Yingzheng and his mother. Having a good name is the kind of son and model in the popular definition.

Regarding Yingzheng's decision to let his younger brother participate in politics, Fusu still showed neither arrogance nor impetuosity, nor did he show any jealousy, which made the ministers who favored him admire secretly.Looking at the eighteen sons who seem to be unwilling, when they are in the inner hall, they simply do their own things, draw pictures on the straw paper, and pick up the precious paper from time to time to fold kites. They blow their beards and stare up.

At this time, how can I forget that the paper was invented by the [-]th son. If you want to fold the plane, you can fold the plane. After folding, you can invent lighter, thinner and whiter paper.That's right, the Eighteenth Son is just like that #有艺术willful#!

What's more, His Majesty Shihuang didn't say anything when he was a father. Instead, he showed connivance on his face. This inadvertently shown father-son relationship made the ministers who had seen #天子一恐，位尸万# had toothaches and face aches. .

Fortunately, the Eighteenth Prince's naughty was naughty, and he did not affect everyone's discussion of politics: Yingzheng has been bound to win Baiyue for a long time, and all capable ministers are well aware of this. The war against Baiyue is inevitable, the key is how to attack?How many thousands of soldiers have to be sent?Who is appointed as the general?

This is not the first time Qin has fought a war. There were dozens of large and small battles in the past ten years when the Six Kingdoms were destroyed.So when attacking Baiyue now, it's not like they didn't copy some of the tactics they used when attacking the Six Kingdoms, and took Baiyue as if they were the other six countries.

While Gu Qing was doing all kinds of dazzling calculations on the straw paper that only he could understand, he listened to the ministers expressing their opinions. When the general Tu Sui asked for orders, he raised his head and glanced at Tu Sui casually. He said with a smile: "Master Tu is really impatient. I thought that when your father held a palace banquet last time, you were scalded with hot tofu and your mouth was full of bags, which would make you grind your temper. Now it seems that it is only mediocre, but it will be better." In terms of perspective, Mr. Tu, you have contributed the proverb #心急吃不能热豆腐#, which has already been included in the "Encyclopedia of Proverbs", which is really enviable."

Tu Sui: "..."

The rest of the ministers: "..." This is nothing to envy, right?No, if you think about it carefully, it might really be able to last forever.

"Hu Hai!" 24 The filial father called out to his youngest son without hesitation, his tone seemed to contain accusation, and the next sentence was: "What do you think?"

The ministers shouted in their hearts: Are you serious, Your Majesty?The Eighteenth Young Master patronizes the origami kite!

"I really have an idea," the eighteenth son continued brazenly, and then said in an astonishingly endless manner, "Why did we start this war?" With a panoramic view, I sighed slightly: "Do you think I will say 'we want love and peace'? Don't be naive, and if you want to boast that I am kind, I will laugh myself. Well, this is really funny ,Ha ha."

Ying Zheng: "..."

Fusu: "..."

Ministers: "..." It's so cold!But they really couldn't say anything to justify it, because the eighteenth son really knew himself, and he had nothing to do with Ren Hou.It's not that he is tyrannical, he just has a perverse personality, and he doesn't play cards according to common sense.

Take the matter of pitting Confucianism two years ago as an example-oh, the "pit" here is not a pit for murder, but a pit for cheating, or a pit for being planted in a pit, and the one who is planted in the pit is naturally a Confucian scholar ——At that time, some alchemists Lu Sheng and Hou Sheng encouraged some Confucian scholars to criticize the political affairs of the Qin State, and even ridiculed and commented on the violence of His Majesty the First Emperor. Allusion to government affairs by means of formalities, not to mention that His Majesty has already been criticized here.So there is nothing to say, not only the alchemists Lu Sheng and Hou Sheng were arrested, but also the Confucian scholars who participated in the criticism of the government were arrested on the charge of "violating the ban" and awaiting sentencing by the censor.

There is no problem with this matter so far, who made them break the law, but for some reason, this behavior seems to offend all Confucian scholars in the world. The matter of His Majesty going to Mount Tai to enshrine Zen was also brought out by them, saying that Yingzheng Taishan enshrined Zen was not at all the Confucian "enshrinement of Zen", it was completely different.

The Confucian scholars really slapped themselves in the face, and they didn’t feel any pain at all. You must know that after the Six Kingdoms were destroyed and the Qin State was unified, the Confucian alchemists from Qiyan changed the Confucian “Feng Chan” in a new way. Since ancient times, all emperors have held the Zen ceremony.

Oh, Confucian scholars have their reasons for this point. It was said that the Confucian scholars who came to Qiyan at that time would be oppressed if they did this.How virtuous it is!

His Majesty the First Emperor was naturally furious, and ordered all Confucian scholars from all over the country to be arrested in Xianyang, so that they could experience what is called "The Wrath of the Son of Heaven"!

When Yingzheng gave the order, the Prime Minister Wang Wan, the doctor Feng Jie, Tingwei Li Si and others were present, and they all felt the raging anger of Yingzheng. When Fusu stepped forward to persuade him, he was scolded bloody Head, but this time they deeply felt the weight of the Eighteenth Young Master in His Majesty's heart, and the Eighteenth Young Master's perverseness.The eighteenth son came over like a willow wearing flowers, and said lightly: "It's so boring to kill them. In my opinion, it's better to let their lives be worse than death. I have a very interesting idea about it. Father, you Will definitely like it."

Then, Ying Zheng handed over the matter to the Eighteenth Young Master.

Gu Qing has no ill feeling towards Confucianism, but as a person, his only shortcoming is to protect his shortcomings, and what the Confucian scholars did this time touched his scales, how could he not treat them well.

All the Confucian scholars who were detained in Xianyang were released, and the Eighteenth Prince announced to the world on behalf of His Majesty the First Emperor: "You don't have to worry about being afraid anymore, my father and king have pardoned your capital crimes. But #死例可假，生死Cannot escape#——Zhao Gao, write down this idiom—why do you look disdainful? Didn’t your Confucianists say “repay grievances with straightness, and repay virtue with virtue”? Now I am repaying grievances with virtue. So that’s it, you guys I said to myself that you are the most virtuous family in the family of scholars, but this kind of thing is unfounded—oh, Zhao Gao, remember this idiom too, the inspiration for creating the idiom is really springing up today—— There must be actual evidence to prove it, as long as you prove that you are so, so, so upright, well, it is still the same crime, but it is better than nothing (this time you don’t need to say it, Zhao Gao automatically wrote down this idiom) ,Right?"

——That's right, it's such a dead logic.

——Then, how to prove that you have integrity, this is really a problem.