The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

It is said that the person who knows you best is your enemy except yourself, so the superhero code-named The Angel has been in the public eye for more than ten years, and the supervillains also know him in detail.

However, it is relative to say that it is detailed, after all, superheroes are very mysterious.

But there is still some understanding. Generally, angels will partner with other front-line superheroes of the Justice League, and Batman must be there when he haunts. In addition, if it is a super villain equipped with high technology, you'd better pray that you don't encounter angels.Because no matter how advanced your equipment is, meeting an angel is like going back to before the steam engine was invented, and the high-tech equipment fails inexplicably.In addition, angels can use magic, and are good at long-range attacks and group attacks.

So under this understanding, the supervillains summed up their experience, thinking that angels are crispy, as long as they can get close and cooperate with high force value, they can make angels catch them without a fight, but this is just experience and has not been practiced yet. , It is said that Angel will partner with other superheroes on missions.

Speaking of which, when Angel first appeared, the supervillains at the time were the Flush Gang.

Now more than ten years have passed, and the Flush Gang came out to make trouble again. They robbed the vaults of several banks in a short period of time. The efficiency is unusually high, and after investigating the robbed banks, they found more problems up.

Tim, who has been promoted to Red Robin, submitted a reconnaissance report to the above, and wrote in the final inference that the possibility of possessing some kind of super-dimensional technology is 96%, and the possibility of having a new super-speed member like the Flash is 3%. 0.1%, the possibility of stealing Angel's "Portal" technology is 0.9%, and the other possibility is [-]% (including unknown alien technology, new super villains, etc.).

It's pretty normal up to here, if Tim doesn't follow up with an additional report explaining the latest invention of Lex Corporation - the giant multinational conglomerate run by Superman's sworn enemy Lex Luthor - the extra-dimensional sensor , has already been sold internally - of course, within the supervillain.

"Why don't you just say that the Straight Flush Gang uses this extra-dimensional sensor, Red Robin?" Hal Jordan teased.

Tim explained solemnly: "There are no absolutes in everything." What if he won't be slapped in the face by then?No, when the time comes, a small probability event will really happen.

In fact, what Tim Black Heart Little Cotton Jacket Drake was worried about did not happen, and the Flush Gang did use the ultra-dimensional sensor invented by Lex Corporation to pass through the wall.

This time the leading superhero is an angel. This #恨人见太红红#, J’s Cyclops is really red, but it’s like an angel’s ability to disable the enemy’s high-tech equipment, J’s Cyclops It can't be used anymore, but their Flush Gang is not only high-tech, they also have force value, so let's talk about direct melee attacks.

Unexpectedly, the angels didn't attack them with big moves this time, J couldn't help laughing triumphantly: "Why did the magic fail this time? It's so pitiful! Hahaha, it's actually like this, I know you will Come on, why don't we prepare well? How does the magic jammer feel?"

Just like when J and A besieged Batman and the angel came out, this time they besieged the angel and the violent little angel jumped out.

"Aha? Little angel?"

"What a cute little brother."

"Magic can't be used, what a pity."

The violent little angel rolled his eyes in disbelief: "A bunch of idiots!" He pulled out his "magic wand" as he spoke. After all, he wanted to match the little angel's battle suit, so he took the samurai sword The handle is disguised as biubiu's magic wand - Damian doesn't feel anything about it, anyway, it's better than bare butt, I just don't know what the **** Thalia will think when she finds out, look at my son He has been trained as a super weapon since he was a child, and he didn’t even have a normal childhood. Damian also doesn’t like those things that ordinary children like at all. Thalia didn’t expect to send it to Wayne It didn't take long for the manor, and several years of training (appreciation ability) was crooked.

Probably the angel gave everyone a deep impression that he is a magician, so when a little angel appeared next to the angel, and it was a little angel holding a magic wand, the Flush gang preconceived that he was also a magician. With a magic jammer, there is nothing to fear.

Then, they saw what it means to be #差混萌#, the little angel equipped with a tailor-made battle suit gave full play to his original force value by [-]%, and beat up the Flush Gang to the point of crying.

The angel stood aside with its wings folded, watching his little angel beating someone, but someone who didn't realize the problem wanted to sneak up, and was blown away by... the angel's wings, and fell to the ground.

Don’t you know #三人成虎#?Angels are good at long-distance attacks, but they didn't say that they are not good at melee attacks. Why do they always have to think so positively.

The supervillains have never had the rule of throwing in the towel if they can't beat them. They run away if they can't beat them. They don't know when their high-tech equipment will be available again. They jumped on the flying cards without thinking about so many flush gangs.

The violent cherub doesn't move.

The archangel waved his pair of gorgeous wings, and glanced at the little angel.

The little angel still didn't move.

The archangel said unhurriedly: "How much do you think I will give you for this action, Little Angel?"

The little angel said with a drooping face and gritted his teeth: "Got it." He waved the two short golden wings on the back of his battle suit face to face, and then... flew up← those two little wings The wings are really more than just a decoration, unlike the two small wings on Red Robin's arms, which are a tribute to the big brother, purely for cuteness.

The Flush Gang also suffered bad luck. Back then, they met the angel who was born out of nowhere, and went to prison. There is an archangel escorting behind.This also led to two groups of people in the bank, playing #猫拍猫# to come.

Of course, it is clear at a glance who is the cat and who is the mouse.

In other words, the Flush gang has become an artificial backdrop for the violent cherubs to shine.

And they feel that they are going to be ruined by the game. The high-tech weapons are not effective at all times, but the good magic jammer is easy to use?They paid a lot of money to buy them from Lex, and they must be returned with bad reviews!And what about the promise that angels can only do magic?And what about this violent cherub wielding a katana?Has the angel's gentle and amiable gene mutated?

And what happens if you beat the small ones and attract the big ones?What about the N-to-one we agreed upon?

Seeing the situation, Q is really weird. He left his companions very unlovingly, and ran towards the place where they opened the ultra-dimensional sensor, and then they agreed to pass through the wall as easily as drinking water. This time, Q passed through the wall. ... Didn't go through it, hit the wall and passed out.

It has been said that wherever angels go, high technology will fail.

Standing on the other side of the wall, the other superheroes of the Justice League, The Flash, Green Lantern and Martian Manhunter are gathering to watch... the handheld computer produced by the Justice League.

Green Lantern laughed: "This uniform is so cute, it looks like a doll sold in a shop window."

The Flash corrected: "The doll in the window, this is obviously a figure! The kind that will be in the comic exhibition, I think it will be very popular (girls) when it is exposed."

The Martian Manhunter sold his teammates with one mouth: "You guys are imagining the scene of Batman wearing this little angel suit when he was a child. I have to say, it lifts my spirits."

Green Lantern:"……"

The Flash: "..." Hey, buddy, it's all you need to know, why say it!

Superman and Wonder Woman look left and right.

Batman: "..." Batman's serious expression became more menacing now, and Flash couldn't help but leaned towards Green Lantern: "Then what, it doesn't seem like we have anything to do with it?"

Batman pondered and asked, "How long are you two going to play?"

——Oh, the younger ones are beaten here, the older ones come, and a group of "old" ones come again.

The angel used the "cloning technique", and another angel condensed outside the wall, "I am actually improving Damian's sense of belonging and self-confidence in his current identity."

The Flash stroked his chin: "The translation of this sentence should be like this, you want him to really like his cute suit, so that he can voluntarily put it on next time instead of resisting it, I understand I know."

The angel tilted his head slightly: "It won't be too long anyway."

The Flash was puzzled: "What does this mean?"

There was a natural melancholy in the angel's tone: "The child will not be cute when he grows up."

The sweetheart of Flash, who doesn't have a long memory, immediately shifted his gaze to the super tough guy Batman, and got a slash from Batman. He stuck out his tongue, then turned around and made a face at the angel.Tian said to the big sweetheart in the Justice League in a chatty tone: "Speaking of which, your birthday is coming."

"Yes, yes, my friend, do you want to give me a gift?" The Flash was quite looking forward to this, who made this friend not only a local tyrant among local tyrants, but also a fighter among technical nerds.

The Green Lantern interjected: "Angele, I think you should give him a stack of coupons for energy bars. Oh, two stacks, and now he has another Lightning boy in his family. Speaking of which, you haven't congratulated Barry, and you don't even have a wife." , just one more grandson, lol." The Kid Flash that Green Lantern is talking about is Barry's grandson in the future, Bart Allen, who is now living in the 21st century with the mental age of a two-year-old and is currently joining the titan.It is taken for granted that because of their fast metabolism, they are all foodies.

The Flash: "...I don't want to admit it, but this would really be a great birthday present." I can't afford to have foodies at home, let alone two of them now.

The angel blinked and said calmly, "Believe me, it's better than this, my friend."

The atmosphere was strangely harmonious, Superman and Wonder Woman were discussing what movie to watch later.

Ron spoke in his own unique tone: "We're not here for a picnic, are we?"

Batman's face went black.

All the superheroes want to say that sentence again: Since you know it, don't say it, Martian Manhunter!

Well, during their outing, no, in the gap between chatting, the battle inside is coming to an end.The violent little angel stepped on J's face, did not know whether it was intentional or unintentional, and said in a crisp voice: "Idiot, do you still think I'm cute?"

With his feet on his face, J changed his words wisely: "You're not cute, you're not cute at all! You're cool, you're amazing, okay?"

"Huh! I didn't see your sincerity!" Anyway, the violent little angel didn't feel satisfied anyway, and he crushed his face again. J said that it would be better to meet the first-line heroes of the Justice League, At least they won't be so... naughty.

In general, the first appearance of the violent little angel is quite satisfactory... right?

Except afterwards, the angel asked him to write a battle report, and said: "This is also within the scope of your rating."

Damian endured it, but when did he write this thing? It can’t be said that it wasn’t #一个字怪怪达安#, but there will be more opportunities like this in the future. If you know that Master Damian is still a gentleman, he still has to It's school, and there will be homework waiting for Master Damian.

……

I also mentioned the Flash before, because he runs fast and has a fast metabolism, so he became a foodie man, but he is not a rich man, and he does not have enough savings to buy energy bars. He usually has to rely on the Justice League to help him, which sounds a little pitiful.

In addition, there is a Lightning boy in the family now, and he relies on Teen Titans for support, and Teen Titans is not afraid of being poored by such a big foodie. Who made Ye Yi, one of the founders of the family, be the second young master of the Wayne family.In addition, the third young master Jason of the Wayne family also joined the Teen Titans with his trio (Arsenal and Spark). In addition, the young master of the Wayne family served as an advisor to the Teen Titans, so the material security was guaranteed. rich.

But it would be embarrassing to often eat a big family. In this case, Barry learned that a merchant came to him and Kid Lightning to speak for him. It is worth mentioning that this merchant is a food tycoon. Its chocolate and energy Barry and other brands are usually Barry’s favorite. He was hired to endorse energy bars. Leaving aside the endorsement fee, the fact of providing energy bars for free just hit Barry’s heart and stomach.

The basic free supply is three years, and if the effect of the advertisement is good, it can be added as appropriate.

Barry doesn't ask about the endorsement fee, and the first thing he asks is: "Can I ask how much this free supply is?"

The representative suddenly smiled: "Don't worry, before finding a superhero like you to endorse, we have already got to know you in depth, and you can rest assured that you will be satisfied with the quantity." The representative pushed over the contract as he spoke. The zero of the annual amount made Barina a mouthful. Not only that, but the representative also said: "In fact, the head office is very moved after considering your influence in the world and the positive energy you spread. We I am willing to tailor energy bars for you, and the tastes are all according to your liking."

This is simply a pie that fell from the sky. If you don't catch it, you will be sorry for our scud, so Barry accepted the endorsement with great enthusiasm.

But dear Flash, you still have to know one sentence, #天下不了Free Lunch#, but when the commercial is shot, Flash will probably understand, if he is not immersed in the dream of the energy bar from the sky .

In addition, one thing that the Flash doesn't know is that a secret meeting held by the Justice League has been brainstorming on the plan of "The Flash shoots an energy bar advertisement", and everyone is very enthusiastic to provide novel ideas.

Also, Ron asked in an envious tone: "Can you give me an Oreo endorsement? It can also be my birthday present, and I can match any shape you want. I can be perfect as Batman." Cooperate. You watch what I do, don't say it as if you don't want to see it."

"We pay attention to the combination of temperament, Bruce is not suitable, Ron En, you are very good, if this is your strong request." The young master of the Wayne family who has money, leisure and connections generously promised.

For Oreo's sake, Ron decided to ignore the subtlety of the sentence.

Not knowing why, Clark hesitated to speak.

These Flashes don't know that he is waiting to shoot the commercial with great pride and ambition.

——Well, the superheroes of the Justice League, as always, walk on the path of justice with their heads held high.