The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

John wished he could shrink himself into a ball, for God's sake, if someone said a word, his feet were numb from squatting, and he couldn't make it through this day!

Waited for a long time - actually less than a minute, but for John now, it must be like a day - no one spoke, John tried to focus on the TV in front of him - yes, He's watching a soap opera, isn't he?

"Oh——" At this time, I don't know who uttered such a particularly subtle monosyllabic sound. Of course, John can still tell who uttered it, but the key is which British government!

Yes, here we go again!

It had been several years since he had last seen him in the parallel universe, Sherlock, and Moriarty, the boyfriend of the youngest Sherlock Holmes.But John is definitely impressed, okay?The other one had a bomb strapped to his body at the time! !In the past few years, he has changed a lot. He is married and has moved out of Baker Street. Today he just went back to his mother's house, bah, in-law's house, bah, where he used to live to see Sherlock.As a result, I encountered #火火枪地#!How cheap is he, or can he buy a lottery ticket when he goes out?

I'll talk about things later, whoever is willing to say a word now is fine, the atmosphere right now is really weird!

#天天有好生之德#, at this time someone finally spoke.

"Papa, it's the new Uncle Holmes." The talking chubby looks about two years old, he has light blonde curly hair, light blue eyes, a chubby little face, oh, and a double chin , similar to Mycroft (the British government in Lin Sheng's world).

But John felt even more uncomfortable. He scratched his heart and lungs curiously, what does this sentence mean, and this little chubby is the British government, who is so brave and gave birth to a baby for the British government? .Wait, there is indeed a girl here. Seeing how much she looks like Sherlock, John subconsciously thinks she is Sherlock's younger sister, Miss Holmes. After all, does he have Sherlock's younger brother in this world? .

"interesting."

- It's Sherlock's voice, John recognizes it, but here's Sherlock x2!

"Oh, whichever John it is, it's an interesting goldfish."

——There is no need to distinguish this time, it is Miss Holmes, but what are the meanings of these words!

"Uncle's boyfriend?"

——There is no need to distinguish this time, but this sentence really made the straight man John unable to complain.

Just when John was bravely carrying the big banner of Tucao, #摇码呵呵#, someone came on colorful auspicious clouds, no, they were late in wearing a three-piece suit.He stood at the door of the living room, looked around the slightly crowded living room, and after understanding the situation, he showed a pure smile: "Mummy will be happy that the Holmes family has a descendant in the parallel universe, although that It's just a small probability event." He said, his eyes fixed on the only woman and child present.

Erica Holmes, AKA Lin Sheng, who came to join the scene, hadn't had time to speak, and Patrick Holmes, AKA Gu Qing, who had just entered, uttered a subtle monosyllable: "Well, I have to admit that there are infinite possibilities in the parallel world , but after such a one-to-one comparison, the possibility that Mrs. Holmes is a parallel world has increased by 6000 in 77 to [-] million, which is really interesting, isn’t it?”

Holmes: "..."

John: "..." What the hell is this!

"Just to lighten up the atmosphere with a laugh, Patrick Holmes, I'm glad to see you in another parallel universe." Gu Qing from #choke死人不养生# gave another bright smile at the end.

John: "Wait, what is another?"

Gu Qing explained slowly: "It means that they are not in the same parallel universe as the bunch we have seen before, John."

"Pay attention to your words, Patrick." Mycroft spoke half-truthfully. After he finished speaking, four Holmes present rolled their eyes at the same time. The only Holmes who didn't roll their eyes were Mycroft and Theodore.

Mycroft: "..."

The arrival of the youngest Sherlock Holmes seems to have turned on the switch of diplomacy. The two distinct groups of Holmes began to communicate. Naturally, the representatives of the two parties were the British government. The brightest minds on earth are spinning at high speed.

At this time, a piece of news was broadcast on the TV, it was nothing, it was just that 007 saved the earth again!

"You go, Patrick." Sherlock said to his brother.

Lin Sheng raised his eyebrows: "It seems that there is one more difference between our two parallel universes."

Another Sherlock (the Sherlock in Lin Sheng's world, hereinafter referred to as Xiali) glanced at his sister-in-law, and Lin Sheng explained to him: "It's a series of movies, Sherlock."

Gu Qing spoke slowly at this time: "Oh, what a pity, let's not talk about 007's professionalism, his buttocks and sense of humor are still remarkable."

John blurted out: "Have you touched it?" After saying that, John regretted it, but gossip is really human!

Gu Qing said slowly: "More than that, John, if you insist on knowing, I even invited Mr. Bond to have a threesome."

John: "..." He doesn't fucking want to know, okay?

Holmes: "..."

Theodore blinked his big eyes, and automatically snuggled up to this uncle he had never met: "What is a threesome?"

All the Holmes present looked over, and Papa Mycroft's smile widened as Theodore. Lin Sheng thought about the possibility that this Holmes, who did not exist in her world, was a colleague.The most nervous thing is John. He is really afraid that the youngest Sherlock Holmes will poison such a small child, just like Sherlock will explain to the children who come to ask the grandpa who went to heaven, that there is no heaven at all, and people will be burned when they die. Turned into ashes.Well, the nature of these two things seems to be quite different, right?

Gu Qing calmly explained: "#三人行必有我师#, I am inviting Mr. Bond to have a special academic exchange. Let me introduce, I am Apple Pie."

Theodore showed a soft and cute smile: "I'm Little Candy."

"Oh." John, who has been flooded with fatherly love recently, made a loving voice.

Xiali muttered something, which happened to be heard by everyone present: "Nephew stupid."

Facing Theodore's face that looked like Mycroft, Sherlock showed an eager expression.

The British government unanimously pushed their cheeks.

Lin Sheng laughed and fell on her husband Mycroft, after that, she naturally kissed the corner of her husband's mouth, well, everyone present was very calm, even Theodore was used to Papa and Mommy showing affection Now, the only one who is not calm is John, he is shaking into Parkinson's.

"Oh, John, why are you so surprised?" by The youngest Sherlock Holmes apple pie, no, he's not the youngest now, the youngest is Theodore Chubby, but he's still the youngest in his generation.

"God, John, turn your rusty little head." by John's former good roommate, consulting the detective.

"Erica is my sister-in-law, John, not my sister, even though she is three years younger than me, and we are somewhat similar in appearance." by Consulting Detective from Another World, he said this He also deliberately emphasized his age, obviously speaking to his brother, Erica's husband.

"John, you are really the same as always... John." Lin Sheng, who was previously recognized as Sherlock's younger sister by the former military doctor in her world, said with a smile.

The two British governments fell silent.

Grandpa and Grandma's Little Candy Theodore sighed a little: "Muggle."

John, John doesn't want to live anymore.