The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

When Gu Qing came to Stark's rooftop, everyone except the ladies was teased by Stark.

To Thor: "Tamp the goods."

To Captain America: "Old Popsicle."

To Dr. Banner: "Big guy in you."

To Hawkeye: "Fat Eagle."

To Cyclops: "Gossip man."

Even Loki, who was already miserable, didn't let go: "Do you think you are Bambi? Only Thor, the hammer, will be deceived by you again and again, what a brotherly love!"

Then he pointed the finger at Thor, who was spreading rumors: "Oh, don't let me be sure, you so-called gods are also chasing stars? No wonder, you see that you are still wearing your mother's shawl Woolen cloth."

Thor lowered his face, showing the aura of being the great prince of Asgard: "Iron Man, do you know who you are talking to?"

However, it didn't matter, and he was choked back by Stark, the little talker: "You don't even know who you are, so how can I know."

Thor: "...he took my hammer."

"You mean your hammer that can summon thunder?" Everyone was curious for a while, and they all came to watch Thor's hammer. Thor subconsciously hugged the hammer tightly. Unfortunately, everyone's curiosity couldn't be stopped, so they chatted It becomes a #指按你的锅来# small game.

Stark was the first to come. He had put on his iron suit and didn't raise his hammer. He curled his lips and said, "Warrior."

Black Widow, Hawkeye, Cyclops, Dr. Banner who has not transformed, and Phoenix Girl have all tried it, and the hammer does not move at all. Thor breathes a sigh of relief every time, which makes everyone want to see what happens to him when the hammer is lifted That's it.

Captain America was also arched up. He put his own shield aside, held the handle of the hammer with both hands, and exerted all his strength. The hammer was lifted up. Of course, it was only a little bit, which was enough for Thor to turn pale in shock. up!

Finally, it was Storm's turn, and Stark immediately yelled: "I remember this lady's ability, she can also summon thunder and lightning, you two have the same attributes, maybe you can pick up this evil hammer."

Thor was terrified. He stepped forward to snatch the hammer. At this time, Jarvis said: "Gentlemen and ladies, Mr. Xavier is here." Thor almost flew over and hugged the hammer .

Stark rolled his eyes: "I strongly suspect that this hammer smells of bone."

Captain America, who really couldn't stand it, called out warningly to Stark, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic: "Stark!"

"If you really want to know what it tastes like, practice is the best way to get true knowledge, what do you think, Mr. Stark?" Gu Qing's voice came from the elevator, and Stark took a sip of wine: "Who are you, should I know you? Or should I re--what kind of eyes do you have?"

Black Widow said coolly: "The eyes of 'Don't be hypocritical'?"

Stark: "..."

Stark originally wanted to use the skill of talking to the lady. From the corner of his eyes, he saw Mo who followed Gu Qing, and saw that everyone present was more or less disgraced except him. He was really looking forward to this cleanliness obsessive-compulsive The vacuum cleaner went to wash their faces.However, it’s not like eggs, so it’s true that there is a cleanliness obsessive-compulsive disorder, but it also has a big picture, okay?

After Gu Qing greeted those present, it was finally Thor's turn to hold the hammer, and he said slowly: "Since I said that I would not take your Mezzola as my own , so you can rest assured that I keep my word.” Before Thor could breathe a sigh of relief, Gu Qing said again, “Of course, if it comes to me on its own initiative, let’s talk about it.”

Thor immediately glared at Gu Qing angrily: "What big talk are you talking about!"

Gu Qing showed a pure smile, "Really?"

That smile made Thor #虎身一摇#, and looked at Gu Qing vigilantly. After a while, Gu Qing suddenly realized: "Are you waiting for me to show you a demonstration? I think it's better to avoid thunderstorms at that time."

First of all, Stark, who understood what Gu Qing said, smiled bluntly, and the rest of the people also reacted one after another, only Thor was still in a daze.

At this moment, a voice with infinite vitality came out: "The Great Demon King!!"

"Look at what I'm doing, I didn't call it that." Thor quickly denied, "Although this name speaks from my heart, it's really not my name."

Everyone: "..."

Master Magic Mirror, who came out to see the world, was almost frightened by the corpse of the Chitauri outside, so he walked over a step too late. As soon as he appeared, he threw himself into Gu Qing's arms, and was held in Gu Qing's hands quickly.Lord Magic Mirror made a sound of teeth chattering: "It's scary, why can't aliens look more beautiful, don't you know that now is a world of looking at faces? Scare me to death—" The rest of the words stopped abruptly , because Gu Qing turned it around, facing a room full of handsome men and beauties, Lord Magic Mirror immediately revived with full blood, and a bouquet of bright roses appeared in the mirror, "Hey, beauties, I want to come with Lord Magic Mirror A casual date?"

Playboy Stark was about to make a joke immediately, but unexpectedly there were several voices of agreement in the room.

Stark: "..." More cruel things are yet to come. As a mirror who was born in a beauty pageant, Mr. Magic Mirror is naturally full of praise skills. In addition, it was still very popular at that time. The atmosphere is high-grade, and it didn't take long to coax everyone in the room to smile. Even Captain America, who is rigorous and steady by nature, faced "Your blond hair is as bright as the sun, your blue eyes are as deep as the sea, and your figure is just as beautiful." It’s as perfect as the sculpture of David under the knife of Michelangelo.” Such straightforward praises are embarrassing.

When it was Stark's turn, Lord Magic Mirror said, "You are so narcissistic."

Stark: "...Oh, I'm a typical narcissist, what's the matter, bite me."

"Trust me, you don't want it to bite you." Gu Qing spoke slowly, and Lord Magic Mirror also shook the mirror violently, and it turned around and found 'Beauty' again, "Isn't this the second prince Loki? Why is the pearl covered in dust?" It used a high-end vocabulary for itself and was very happy, commanding Mo to clean Loki, Mo looked at Gu Qing, Gu Qing smiled: "We don't promote #抖恒悪护# .”

After finishing speaking, Mo, who couldn't bear it for a long time, rushed forward.

"What is it going to do to my brother?" Thor didn't act rashly this time, he was going to live and die with his hammer.

Before Gu Qing could speak, Stark, who had met him once, said in a relaxed manner: "Oh, trust me, your brother will like it." As soon as he changed the subject, he said to Gu Qing, "So, you are actually a A mutant? What is your superpower?"

With Stark's words, the originally relaxed atmosphere suddenly settled down.Gu Qing had a panoramic view of everyone's reactions, and finally those bright blue eyes fixed on Stark, and murmured: "Infinite power?"

Thor held his hammer to prove it.

Stark: "..."

Thinking of something, Cyclops suddenly laughed, and Stark, who felt that he had punched the cotton, immediately grabbed him: "Gossip man, yes, you are talking about you, you seem to have some gossip to share with us .”

Cyclops laughed badly. "I don't think you'd want to know."

Phoenix Girl knew what happened after walking around in Cyclops' thinking, and she shared the gossip with Storm Girl with a subtle expression, and Storm Girl's expression also became entangled.The two of them looked at Gu Qing, and Phoenix Girl smiled and said, "Eric, when will you bring your boyfriend back for Professor X to see?"

The Avengers turned their attention to Stark for some unknown reason, and Stark put his wine glass on the bar counter expressionlessly, "Jarvis, call out all the Mark boys." He wants to fight this group of people to the death , must fight!

"Sir, although I don't approve of hitting a pebble with a stone, if you really want to, you can be on call at any time." Jarvis's British voice was as calm as ever, and his words were as usual as usual.

Stark: "...What did I say, me! Xavier, you don't want to be such a #事实定自己，高高挥#-"

"Allow me to correct you, this is not a posture of #事实定自己，高高通#, but a posture of following the will of the public. Well, maybe you should reflect on yourself, Mr. Stark, what have you done What makes everyone feel sorry for you and happy to see it happen." Gu Qing said slowly, and after causing a ton of damage to Stark, he muttered to himself like guessing: "Well, are you looking forward to seeing you? Are those big eyes crying?"

#Indiscriminate attack#

Everyone: "..."

Stark: "..."

After a while, Cyclops, who had a lot of experience with Gu Qingyi's skills, said dryly, "Yes, that's how he is."

Well, anyway, everyone has seen Gu Qing’s #染死人不养生# skill, which is even better than Stark’s flamboyant skills. The sentence just now #击你验拍哭# almost scared Banner The Hulk in the doctor's body came out.

While they were chatting happily, Loki had been cleaned by Mo, and it was definitely shining. Even Loki's antler helmet was more shiny than before, but Loki's face couldn't be called pretty. .

"I told you, it's just an all-round spa, which is efficient and quick. Seeing our second prince Bambi is so moved that he is about to cry." Stark stood up strong, and continued his gag at this time.

Loki: "..."

Thor, who had no idea how much humiliation his younger brother had suffered, looked at his younger brother's armor, then at his own, and said expectantly, "Can I have a spa like this?"

Mo nodded.

Thor laughed happily, "Come on."

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and Master Magic Mirror commented in a serious tone: "#二力青年欢乐多#." Although it seems that it has no position to say this.

Stark said slowly: "I've wanted to ask since before, this one, maybe I should use this side to describe, Mr. Mirror, what is your origin? Don't tell me that there are even mutant mirrors these days gone."

"Why are you so surprised? I thought you should have calmed down after seeing the First Prince, the Second Prince, and the Hammer from Asgard, and the Chitauri from the planet Chitauri outside the solar system, or after seeing Thanos, the expulsor of the intelligent race Titans on Saturn's satellite Titan, is also the mastermind behind the Chitauri invasion of Earth, you can do it, Mr. Stark?"

Gu Qing just released a shallow water bomb in a chatty tone, Dr. Banner was the first to react: "Wait, you mean there are intelligent races on Saturn's moon?"

And Stark, deadpanned: "My astrophysics has been brutally raped!"

"Oh, I thought it was the whole physics." Gu Qing replied to Stark, then looked at Dr. Banner, "Yes, the Titans. I think the reason why they haven't contacted Earth is probably because they don't like it. Let's look down on it like city people look down on country bumpkins. Well, this has risen to planetary discrimination, I wonder if the United Planetary Committee will accept this discrimination case?"

"What is the United Planet Council? Why haven't I heard of it?" Thor, who was straight-hearted, said something, and immediately yelled after hearing Gu Qing's words.

"Well, this sentence is just a joke." Gu Qing blinked and said.

Thor: "..."

"But how did you know?" It was the Black Widow who said this, she stared at Gu Qing closely, Gu Qing's attitude was very calm, and he said without changing his tone: "It was Loki who told me, or his The mind was too active and I accidentally caught it. Speaking of which, Loki, did you know that the chief of the Chitauri didn't give you a really powerful army to control? I think this It is also obvious, since the passage opened by the Rubik's Cube in the universe was closed, oh, I sent a nuclear bomb that was originally negotiated by the government to blow up the entire Manhattan, and it blew up there, and it has already reached the ground You can see that in the fact that the Chitauri people on the board have stopped cooking as if they had no core."

Loki: "..."

Except for Thor, the faces of the other people present became serious. Besides the Chitauri people, there was also the nuclear bomb mentioned by Gu Qing, and the deep meaning behind the government's actions.

Cyclops and the others were the only ones present who were not affected. They completely trusted Gu Qing and believed that with him there nothing would happen.

Gu Qing looked around, looked away, and looked at Loki with a half-smile: "So, go back to Asgard with your brother obediently... let's be judged."

Loki: "..."

After Gu Qing gave Loki advice, he looked at Stark who was spinning the bottle: "I think we can talk about our previous cooperation case, what do you think?"

"That's exactly what I mean, where do you want to talk about it?" Stark couldn't help it anymore when he saw everyone looking over again, and rolled his eyes, "What's the matter, it's not your building, you don't feel bad, it is No?"

"I think there will be one party responsible for this in the end, maybe we can study the civilization and history of the Chitauri people, and visit them someday." Gu Qing said and turned his attention to Dr. Banner, " Dr. Banner, may you consider re-employment in the EX industry?"

Stark immediately yelled: "How can he go to your EX industry? He has already agreed with me to come to my Stark industry. Besides, his superpower is an acquired mutation, and it is innate to you guys. The mutated ones don’t have a common language.”

"Don't worry, Stark, I won't discriminate against you." Speaking of the discrimination between innate and acquired mutations, a representative figure appeared. Almost as soon as Gu Qing finished speaking, his cell phone rang, and he asked Stark made an apologetic gesture, took out the phone, looked at it and let out a subtle syllable, "It's my mommy."

Cyclops coughed earth-shatteringly.

Stark immediately got excited: "Well, is your mommy a mutant too? I don't quite understand how the X gene you mutants have is inherited. When I go back, I will let Jarvis do a research or something. .”

After hearing this, Cyclops looked at Stark with horror mixed with admiration.After all, that's Magneto. No matter how powerful Stark is as Iron Man, in front of Magneto, he will be crushed and flattened.

Stark: "...Intuition tells me that there must be a very exciting story in it."

While Gu Qing went to answer the phone, the black widow shook her red hair and showed a very charming smile at the magic mirror. As soon as she called out "cute", the magic mirror began to tremble, and she didn't react until halfway through the shaking. Baba said: "Oh, beauty Natasha, Lord Magic Mirror is not afraid of you, really. It's just that the boyfriend of the Great Demon King likes to call Lord Magic Mirror that way, Lord Magic Mirror has psychological shadows."

Phoenix Girl and Storm Girl rushed over immediately: "Eric's boyfriend? What kind of person is he? What's his name? What does he do? How's the relationship between the two of them?" This is the standard #婚家人# Well, probably.

Lord Mirror replied in a daze: "I don't know about other Lord Mirror, but he is the first person whom Lord Mirror knows to call the Great Demon King 'sweetheart', 'dear' and 'little honey', yes A real warrior! Oh, and the Big Devil sometimes calls him 'Baby'."

Phoenix and Storm: "Oh—"

Stark pretended to retch, and everyone who knew the previous #喜东爸# accident looked at his stomach in unison. The bewildered Captain America and Dr. Banner also followed the crowd subconsciously. Thor was slow The shots caught up, and the "instigator" Lord Magic Mirror shouted as if waking up from a dream: "The billionaire runs with the ball!"

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